Man oh man! It's been forever and a day since I last updated! I could have sworn I did! And I thought I got no reviews for Chappie 5 and I did! Whoa. Well thanks to...

Kitty the drunken butterfly- Glad that you love it! And I'm added to your faves list! What an honor!

Julie- Hehe thanks for your enthusiam!

Rachel the Insane Unicorn- I'm glad that it doesn't suck! Thanks!

Alena Queen- Thank you so much!

On with the story!

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Shortly after our discovery of Will, we had been able to board a ship called the Interceptor. Actually no one was on it and we sorta kinda stole it from the British Royal Navy. But that's not important! We were well on our way to Port Royale!

After 3 days of unusually nasty sunny weather, we finally caught our first glimpses of Port Royale!

"Look at it! Isn't it the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?" asked Elizabeth, her eyes twinkling.

Jack expertly docked the ship and avoided paying 3 shillings to dock it. We walked all the way to the Governor's rich and nice mansion.

I rang the doorbell.

"Who rang that bell?"

We looked around.

"Err...I did."

"Can't you read?" stated the mysterious voice.

"No."

There was a silence.

"Well the bell is out of order. So knock!"

I blinked, "But I just rang the bell and it made a noise!"

Silence again. The group and I looked at each other.

"Well, state your business then!"

"We want to see tha' Governor." replied Jack.

"Ooh! The Governor? Nobody can see the Governor! Nobody has ever seen the Great Gov! Not even me!"

Will asked,"How do you know if there is one?"

Silence.

"Please sir! The Commodore sent me here!"

"She has tha' Aztec medallion!" piped up Jack.

"The Aztec medallion? Why didn't you say so?"

The door opened and there appeared a stuffy old butler in a tux.

"Come. We must get you all cleaned up before you can see the Governor!"

The next few hours were done doing just that. Jack got clean new clothes and his yucky hair washed. New kohl applied and his weapons nice and spiffy.

Elizabeth didn't need that much work. Just a bit more make-up and a new, looser corset.

Will got new clothes and his weapons cleaned.

Me, on the other hand...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I OUTRIGHT REFUSE TO WEAR THAT DASTARDLY DRESS! NO WAY WILL YOU GET ME TO WEAR A FREAKIN' CORSET! OVER YOUR DEAD BODIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Luckily with all my fussing, I got to wear pants and a shirt. Take that, high society! WHA!

So we were heading back to the Governor's mansion when Jack happened to look up.

"Look righ' there!"

He pointed to where a cute little monkey was holding a sign.

The sign said, "Surrender Dorothy or be cursed forever!"

"Eep."

The townsfolk began clustering around the monkey and speculating on the mysterious message.

"Whose Dorothy? Ah, the Governor must know! To the Governor!"

"Come on! We need to head to the Governor's mansion before all these people do!" said Elizabeth and we began running for it.

The gates were closed and there was a guard outside of it saying, "No one is allowed to see the Governor! He's in a meeting with himself about this happening! Move along now!"

"Please we need to see the Governor! All four of us!"

"No one gets to see the Governor! Now excuse me, we're switching guards."

He walked off a little ways, turned his moustache upside, and walked on back.

"How may I help you?"

We turned and looked at each other.

"We need to see the Governor like we told the previous guard." said Will.

I smacked myself in the forehead. Will is not the brightest crayon in the box. Not the brightest at all.

"No one was ever daft like you boy." Jack said, "unlike one mate but ahhh yes."

"Hello? Let's try to concentrate on getting past the guards! Yea thanks!"

Getting aggravated?

Just a little.

"No one gets to see the Governor!"

"But I'm Dorothy!"

"Captian Barbossa's Dorothy? That makes a load of a difference! I'll announce you at once!"

The guard left into the mansion. We took a seat on the terrenced garden.

"Did ya hear tha'? He'll announce us at once! I 'av as good as me rum!"

"I can almost hear winds of true love!"

"I'll be home in time to watch Everwood!"

"In another hour, I'll become a pirate! If..."

Oh God, he's going to sing!

Jack smacked his hand over Will's mouth and kept it there.

"We don' want ta be scarin' off tha Governor, savvy?"