Hello, everyone. After several months of a busy schedule and procrastination, it's finally here. Welcome to the second chapter of The Legend of Zelda: The Real Story: Ocarina of Time. Today's episode consists mainly of twisted, evil, maniacal randomness. As you may remember from last time, Link had just been shoved into the Great Deku Tree by his faithful (Ahem) guardian fairy, Navi. Link must break the curse on the GDT, and then he will receive further instructions. Thank you for supporting Link's noble quest. We will be accepting donations of helpful suggestions for my writing. If you notice a grammatical, spelling, or other type of error, please tell me in your review. Also, please leave suggestions for improvement on the storyline. If you would like to see me manipulate the game in a different way (and get sued for doing so), please give your ideas in a review or e-mail. Well, that's about all. I guess I can let you read the story now.
(The scene opens in the huge auditorium. You find yourself sitting in a chair eating popcorn, drinking soda, or doing whatever you do at a movie theater. As you sit there wondering how long it will take me to get sued for this fic, the curtain opens. The strangely familiar director walks out on stage. You are wondering where you have seen him before.)
Director: Welcome back to Zelda: The Real Story: Ocarina of Time. We are glad to have you here. I won't keep you waiting, because then you might get bored and stop reading. I'll just read over the rules, and…
Some Random Person: (Throws an Extra-Large-Super-Jumbo-Mega-Sized box of popcorn at the directors head.)
SFX: CLUNK!
Director: OW! (Walks off the stage clutching head.)
Chapter 2: Deku Delight
Act 1, Scene 2- Inside The Great Deku Tree
Characters:
Link: Boy Hero
Navi: Guardian fairy
Saria: Link's best friend
Mido: Bossy loser
GDT: Great Deku Tree- ex-Forest Guardian
Queen Ghoma: Parasitic Spider Cursed Thing
Random Deku Scrubs
Random Deku Babas
Random Skulltulas
Baby Spiders
(Special appearance by Bill: Random Audience Member)
(The scene opens with the camera inside the Deku Tree, facing out of his mouth. In the center of the room is a huge spider web, surrounded by several Deku Babas.)
Link: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! (Flies forward through the opening and lands face first) WAAAAHHAAAHHHAAA!!! I wanna go home!
Navi: (Slaps Link) Get over it, you big baby. Come on, let's see what's wrong with the Deku Tree.
Link: Ok! Tralalalalaaaaaaa! Ooh, a plant! DIE! (Slashes at a Deku Baba)
Deku Baba: EEEEEEEEEEEEEKK! (Dies)
Link: DIE! DIE! DIE! (Continues killing Deku Babas)
Navi: Link! Stop that! We have no time to waste. We need to find that curse!
Link: Ok! Ooh, a ladder leading to the sky! (Climbs ladder to find a long, spiral ramp. He begins walking.)
Navi: Link! (Muttering) If I don't slow him down, this is gonna be a really short chapter.
Link: Ooh! Look, Navi, a door! (Opens door and brutally kills the Deku Scrub inside with his sword.) Hey, look, another door!
Navi: I have to slow him down, but how? Hmm… I know!
(Navi races out of the Great Deku Tree, out of the Kokiri forest, and out of Hyrule. She speeds to the author's room, and steals a copy of the script off his desk.)
Jacoman52: Hey! What do you think you're…
Navi: Just making a few changes in the script, don't worry. (Writes furiously for a few moments, then flies out without another word.)
Jacoman52: (Shrugs, then goes back to typing.)
Navi: (Flies back to Link as he is about to open the door.) Huff! Puff! I'm back, Link.
Link: Oh, whatever. Let's just get this over with. (Opens door)
(The scene shows a far-reaching bottomless pit, with hundreds of Poes and Keese, plus Volvagia the dragon flying around. A treasure chest is at the other side.)
Link: O.O Navi! What did you do!?
Navi: (Smiling innocently) Heehee. I just altered the dungeon slightly.
Jacoman52: (Is sitting at his desk when he sees what's happening) NAVI! (Rewrites script)
Link & Navi: Gasp! The floor's back!
Navi: How'd he do that so fast?
Link: It's almost like there's a higher power somewhere up there…
Navi: (Rolls eyes) Whatever. Just go grab the slingshot.
Link: A SLINGSHOT!?! COOL! Hey, how do you know there's a slingshot in there?
Navi: Er… lucky guess?
Link: (Eyes Navi suspiciously)
Navi: (Returns the stare)
Link: (Keeps staring at Navi)
Navi: (Keeps staring back)
(After a few hours at this, the staring contest ends when Link blinks)
Link: (Blink) Okay, you win! Let's go!
Navi: Um, Link, is there any reason you're acting so hyperactive this chapter?
Link: I had coffee!
Navi: What? That's impossible! I've been with you since the last chapter.
Link: No, I had it in between chapters. We fictional characters can do that, you know.
Navi: This conversation is pointless and meaningless. Why are we having it?
Link: I think it's to make up for the time we lost when I was temporarily insane.
Navi: Oh, okay. You can go get the chest now.
Link: Okie dokie. (Jumps down from the ledge into the not-so-bottomless pit, climbs up the vines under the ledge at the opposite end of the room, and opens the treasure chest)
Announcer: YOU GOT THE FAIRY SLINGSHOT! EQUIP IT WITH THE "C" BUTTONS, YADA, YADA, YADA, AND SHOOT WITH THE BUTTON YOU EQUIP IT TO, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
Link: Where's that voice coming from?
Navi: Who knows?
Link: Oh, well. Now to find a way out of this place. (Begins looking around for a way to climb back up the opposite wall.)
Navi: (Spots a ladder above the exit) Hey! Look, Link! There's a ladder up there! Maybe if you hit it with your slingshot…
Link: Great idea, Navi! (Hurls slingshot at the ladder)
Navi: Oi. (Slaps forehead)
(A/N: Do fairies have foreheads? Or hands for that matter…)
Link: What?
Navi: Never mind. Let's just get this over with.
Link: I'm confused.
Navi: Me too.
Random Audience Member: Me three!
Navi & Link: Who are you?
R.A.M.: (Looks at name tag) I am rebmeM ecneiduA modnaR!
Navi: You've got it upside down.
R.A.M.: Oh. (Flips tag right-side-up) I am… BillLink: Hi, Bill! (Does a back flip) WWWHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bill: What's his problem?
Navi: I don't know. He's been going on and off like this for the entire chapter.
Link: (Grabs fairy slingshot off the floor and starts slinging seeds at Bill and Navi) BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Navi: Duck!
Bill: AAAAAAAHHHH!!
Navi: (Gets hit by a deku seed) Ow! That's it you little @#%%*$# I'm gonna kick your sorry #$%%@^' *$#
Link: AHAHAHAHAHA- Huh? (Sees Navi charging at him glowing bright red.)
Navi: DIE! (Slams into Link)
(Link flies into the wall. He is struggling to get up as he sees Navi getting ready for another charge. He quickly climbs the ladder and races out the door.)
Bill: Run, Link, run!
Link: (Runs)
Navi: Die!
(Link runs out the next door back onto the ramp. He starts running down the ramp, until Navi zips out in front of him, blocking the way. Link looks left, then right. He sees a wall covered with vines on his right side. He quickly kills the Skullwalltulas crawling on the wall with his slingshot, and then begins climbing the vines.)
Bill: Run, Link! She's right behind you!
Navi: Yeah, and when I catch up with you, I'm gonna kill you!
(Link keeps climbing until he reaches the top. To his right, he sees a ledge. He climbs over to it and drops down on it.)
Navi: Ha! Gotcha!
Link: AAAAAAAIIIIEEE!!! (Runs along the ledge)
Navi: (Slams into Link again, sending him sprawling)
Link: AAAAHH!! (Stands up and backs himself up to the edge of the platform. He glances behind him. There is a large spider staring at him.) AAAAGH!!!
Navi: DIE! Oh, by the way, that's a Big Skulltula. You can kill it when it shows you its back.
Big Skulltula: (Turns around)
Link: Die! (Kills it)
Navi: Die! (Shoves Link off the edge)
Link: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(breath)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Unh!
SFX: Splash!
(Link falls through the web in the center of the floor into a pool of water far below.)
Link: Ow.
(Navi flies down looking her normal color, and Bill climbs down the vine wall leading into the hole.)
Link: (Backs up against a wall twitching uncontrollably.) S-s-s-s-stay away f-from *twitch* m-m-me!
Navi: (To Bill) Hey what's the matter with him?
Bill: It might have to do with the fact that you TRIED TO KILL HIM!!!!!
Navi: So?
Bill: …
Link: (Shakes himself off and takes a deep breath.) Okay. I'm all right now. Where next, Navi?
Bill: I remember this part in the game! You light a deku stick and burn the web blocking that door over the- Hey, where is it?
Navi: Oops. I think I erased it when I changed the script.
Link: …
Bill: …
Navi: …
(Pause)
Navi: Wait, why am I saying "…?"
Link: You didn't say "…?" You only said "…"
Navi: Whatever. Let's find another way to the bottom of the tree.
Link: Why would we want to go to the bottom of the tree?
Navi: Because that's where the curse is!
Link: Oh.
(Pause)
Link: Then why not go through that large, conspicuously placed hole in the floor over there that almost certainly wasn't there in the real game?
Navi: … (Shrugs) Okay.
(Link, Navi, and Bill go through the conspicuously placed hole in the ground that almost certainly wasn't there in the real game. There is a vine ladder leading down into the darkness. When our heroes reach the bottom, they are met by a very strange growling sound. It is coming from the end of a dark hallway covered in spider webs.)
Noise: Grrr…
Link: Navi… I don't like the sound of that.
Navi: Don't worry, it's probably just some giant monster that's waiting in the shadows to rip our limbs off and eat our flesh.
Link: Ok, I feel better now! Let's go!
Bill: (Shakes head) You two are nuts.
(They all walk down the hallway, brushing aside cobwebs as the sound gets louder and louder. Finally, they reach the end of the hallway, only to find a rusty door…)
Link: I don't want to open it.
Navi: Me either.
Bill: You guys want to play cards instead?
Link & Navi: Sure!
(They all sit down playing Go-Fish)
Link: Got any… sevens?
Navi: Go Fish.
Link: (Draws a card) Ha! Got what I wanted! That makes four! Ok, Bill… Got any nines?
Bill: *Sigh* Here ya go. (Hands Link two cards) That's it. I'm out.
Link: Yes! That means… Navi, got any nines?
Navi: Grrr… (Is about to fork over the nine, when…)
Noise: Grrr…
Link: That's IT! That thing has been doing that for the entire card game!
Navi: Link, what are you-
Link: (Kicks open the door) Alright, you little- *Gasp*
Navi & Bill: *Gasp*
(They stand there in shock, only to find that there is not one thing making the noise, but many! There are literally hundreds of Deku Babas, Deku Scrubs, Skulltulas, and Skullwalltulas covering the floor, ceiling and walls of a gigantic room. At the far end of the room is a door.)
All monsters: GRRRR!!!!
(Link looks frantically around the room, looking for some possible way out. Suddenly, his face turns from a look of distress to a look of delight. He has spotted a torch.)
Link: (Walks as if hypnotized towards the burning torch.)
Navi: Link, what are you doing?
Link: (Pulls out a deku stick)
Navi: Li- Oh my…
Bill: What? What is he- *Gasp*
Link: (Lights his deku stick, and holds it solemnly in front of him. He strikes a pose, ready to light the nearest Deku Scrub on fire.)
Navi: (Snaps out of it.) Goddesses, Link, DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: (Raises stick)
Navi: LINK!! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!! YOU"LL BURN THE DEKU TREE DOWN, MAYBE THE WHOLE FOREST!!!!!
Link: (Swings stick)
(Dramatic Pause)
(End dramatic pause)
SFX: FFFFFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monsters: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Link, Navi, & Bill: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(Scene switches to the Great Deku Tree's meadow)
Great Deku Tree: Whoa! I've got to cut back on the Taco Bell!
(Scene switches back)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: The whole freakin' place is goin' up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Will our heroes survive the inferno? Will they ever- Huh? (Puts his hand up to his ear.) Whaddya mean the chapter isn't over yet? (A muffled noise is heard.) Alright, fine. Back to the story.
Navi: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: Whoa! I'm leaving. (Jumps off the stage and heads back into the audience)
Navi: Coward!
Bill: At least I'm not gonna be a dead coward!
(Suddenly, out of nowhere, when all hope seems lost, a strange melody is heard.)
SFX: (Ocarina)- A, c-down, c-up, A, c-down, c-up (The Song of Storms) Doo da dee, doo da dee, dee da doo dee doo da doo!
(Rain comes pouring from out of the blue, extinguishing the flames.)
(As the smoke clears, a figure is seen standing on top of what was left of a Skulltula.)
Jacoman52: Do you WANT me to get sued?!?!
Link: Who are you?
Navi: Link! That's the author! Be respectful.
Jacoman52: I'm giving you a warning. Let's try to stick to the storyline. (Snaps his fingers once and disappears)
Link: Okay, That was weird…
Navi: You're lucky he didn't delete you from the story or something. Authors can do that you know.
Link: Whatever. (Walks across the room to the door and opens it. Inside the room are three Deku Scrubs.)
Link: This should be easy enough.
Navi: Okay, you did this wrong last time. What you have to do is bounce the nuts they spit at you back to them with your shield. Unfortunately, these three scrubs have to be hit in a certain order.
Link: Okay, so which order? Hmm… Let's start with the middle one. (Goes up to the middle scrub, and bounces back the nut it spits at him. The scrub stands up, turning blue.)
Link: Okay, now the first one. (Deflects the nut. The middle scrub goes back into the ground.)
Link: Grrr… (Hits the middle scrub again.) Okay, now number three. (Bounces the nut back at the scrub, but it misses.) Grrr…Ow! (Turns to glare at the first scrub, which had just shot him in the back.)
Navi: *Snicker*
Link: (Glares at her) Ow! Grrr…(Glares at the third scrub) Ow! (Glares at first scrub) Ow! (Glares at third scrub) Ow! (Glares at first scrub) Ow! (Glares at Navi) I've had it with you!
Navi: (Laughing nervously) Uh, Hehheh. Sorry?
Link: Not you, them (Nods at the Deku Scrubs) AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (Whips out his slingshot and starts pelting them with deku seeds.)
Deku Scrubs: EEEEKK!!! (Both die)
Navi: Now look what you've done! We could have beaten some valuable information out of them!
Link: Oh, well. (Cuts some grass along the walls and collects the hearts that float out of them.
Narrator: YOU'VE GOT HEARTS! COLLECT THESE TO RESTORE YOUR LIFE ENERGY!
Link: (Eats the hearts)
Navi: Ugh! That's disgusting!
Link: (Through a mouthful) *Mmf!* *Snch!* What? *Gulp!*
Navi: (Turning green)
Link: Okay, done. Let's go.
(They go through the door that is behind the dead Deku Scrubs into… *Dun, dun, dunnnnn: the boss room.)
(Link and Navi hear a rustling sound, similar to that of a Skullwalltula. They walk/fly into the room, and whirl around as they hear a loud bang. A chunk of wood has fallen, blocking the door. The scuffling noise continues.)
Navi: (Whispering) It's coming from the ceiling.
Link: (Nods his head in acknowledgement.)
(They both look up at the ceiling, to find a large, yellow eye staring down at them. The eye blinks, and when it reopens, it has turned blood red. A giant, eight-legged creature falls from the ceiling with a bang. The monster rears up and screams.)
Queen Ghoma: RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parasitic Arachnid
Queen GhomaQueen Ghoma: (Her eye squints, and with a shriek, she charges Link.) RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!!!
(Link's face is a picture of defiance. For the first time, Link's courage is beginning to show its true colors. He stands ready with sword and shield.)
Ghoma: (Rams into Link)
Link: AAAGGHH!! (Flies backwards)
Navi: Okay, Link, I've found her weakness. Hit her in the eye with your slingshot to stun her, and then hit her with your sword while she's down.
Link: (Nods) Right. (Pulls out slingshot.)
Ghoma: (Readies herself for another charge)
Link: (Pulls back slingshot, waiting for the right moment.)
Ghoma: (Charges) RRRREEEEEAAAA-AAAIIIIKKK!!! (Falls to the ground.)
Link: (Quickly puts his slingshot away, and pulls out his sword. Fearlessly, he rushes Ghoma and begins hacking at her.)
Ghoma: Reak! Aiik! Eek! Arrgh! (Stands up and shakes herself off. She waddles off towards the far wall, and begins climbing up.)
Link: (Runs after her, but is not fast enough.) Get down here, ya dumb spider!
Ghoma: (Lays her eggs)
Navi: Eew… Are you sure this fic is PG?
Link: (Cocks head to one side) What are those things?
(An egg begins breaking, and out pops a baby spider.)
Baby Spider: Reeeaakk!!
(The rest of the eggs break open, and Link is now facing four spiders.)
Link: Oh, great.
Baby Spiders: Reeeaakk!! (Attack Link)
Link: DIE! (Brings his sword in an upward motion, killing the first spider as it leaps at him. He attacks the next spider, killing it with a few slashes of his sword. He leaps at the third arachnid, slicing it completely in half. The fourth creature threw itself at Link, only to be speared by his sword, which was waiting for it in mid-air.)
Ghoma: (Drops down from the ceiling) REEEE-Ow!
Link: Oh, give it a rest. (Runs up to Ghoma, slashing her with his sword.)
(Ghoma climbs back onto the ceiling and lays more eggs. This time, however, Link is quick enough to destroy them before they can hatch. She drops back down. With one last, desperate attempt, she charges Link, just to be hit in the eye by his slingshot. She falls to the ground paralyzed. Link calmly walks up to her, smiling. He draws back his sword, and stabs her in the eye. It's the last thing she ever sees.)
Link: Whoa! Check that out, Navi!
(Ghoma has ignited on fire, and is thrashing about like a snake with its head chopped off.)
Navi: (Munching on some popcorn, nodding her head thoughtfully) Yeah, it's pretty cool, but King Dodongo! Now that's a death worth watching!)
Link: Navi! Have you been reading ahead in the script?
Navi: (Turning red) I-I- Hey! Look, Link! There's a big heart for you to eat over there!
Link: ^_^ (Runs over to the heart and picks it up.)
Narrator: YOU GOT A HEART CONTAINER! THIS INCREASES YOUR MAXIMUM LIFE CONTAINER BY ONE POINT!
Link: Hey, I feel great! Come on, Navi. Let's step in that shiny blue circle over there!
(They step in, and are lifted up into the air. They float out of the top of the Deku Tree, and land in front of him in the meadow.)
GDT: Good job Link. You too, Navi. Now, since we're running short on time and special effects funding, I'll make this story simple. Hyrule was basically formed by three golden goddesses: Din, Farore, and Nayru. Din, goddess of power formed the earth. Nayru, goddess of wisdom gave the spirit of law to the earth. Farore, goddess of courage created all the living things. When they were done, they went back to the heavens. At the point where they left this realm, they left a symbol of their spirits: Three golden triangles known as the Triforce. The place where the Triforce rests became the sacred realm. It is a special place that lies between the heavens and Hyrule. Now, Link, I don't have much time left. The curse was broken, but somehow it seems that there is a burning sensation within me.
Link: But we put out the fi- Ow!
Navi: (Elbows him in the ribs.)
GDT: Anyway, the man who put the curse on me is the same man from your dreams, Link. This man wants to gain access to the Sacred Realm and steal the Triforce! You must stop him! The man cursed me because I would not give him this. You may have it, for it is not safe here anymore. (Rustles his branches and something green and shiny falls out)
(Beautiful music plays as Link holds a shimmering emerald above his head, dangling on a clearly visible string, which is hung on one of the Deku Tree's branches.)
Narrator: YOU'VE GOT THE KOKIRI'S EMERALD, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SPIRITUAL STONE OF FOREST!
GDT: Now, Link; to learn what you must do, you must go see the PRINCESS OF DESTINY. (Struggling to speak) You will find her at Hyrule Castle, outside of the forest. Good…bye…L…ink…(Dies)
(Link and Navi run/fly out of the meadow)
Navi: (Stops) (Whispering) Goodbye, Great Deku Tree. (Flies off)
(Scene: Back in the Kokiri Forest. Mido is blocking the path.)
Link: Out of the way, Mido.
Navi: Yeah, we don't have time for your crap!
Mido: What happened to the Great Deku Tree? Is he… dead? *Gasp* YOU killed the Deku Tree! I'm gonna tell everybody you did this!
Navi: Leave him, Link. We have more important things to worry about. We have to go to Hyrule Castle and find the Princess.
Link: Yeah. We should get out of here before Mido summons an angry mob.
Navi: That too.
(They go to the exit of the Kokiri Forest, and find themselves on a bridge. There is a dark hole in front of them. They hear a noise and turn around. Saria is standing there.)
Saria: You're leaving.
Link: Uh, yeah.
(Awkward silence)
Saria: Link, I want you to know that no matter what, we'll always be best friends.
Link: (Swallows hard and nods)
Saria: As a token of our friendship, I want to give you this. It's an Ocarina. I hope when you play it, you'll think of me.
Narrator: YOU GOT THE FAIRY OCARINA! EQUIP IT WITH THE "C" BUTTONS, AND PLAY IT WITH THE BUTTON YOU EQUIP IT ON. YOU DON'T KNOW ANY SONGS YET, BUT YOU'RE SURE TO LEARN SOME ALONG THE WAY!
Link: (Trying to hold back tears. He opens his mouth to say "thank you," but no words come out. He takes a step backwards, then another. Finally, he turns around and runs out of the woods.)
Navi: (Glances back at Saria, then flies after Link.)
Saria: (Stares after Link for a while, then turns and walks back into the forest.)
(Curtain Closes: End Scene)
Aww! Poor Link! Poor Saria! Poor Jacoman52 if he doesn't write his disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, I do not own taco bell, and I do not own the card game "Go-Fish." I do own this story and its corrupted plot, so please ask before you use my ideas.
Will Link find Hyrule Castle? Will he stop the evil man from getting the Triforce? Will they ever see Bill again? And what about those weasels from chapter one? Find out the answers to all these and more on the next episode of:
The Legend of Zelda: The Real Story: Ocarina of Time!
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