Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Anime that are in this fic.. I am simply borrowing them. Thank you very much.

A/N- Hi guys! This fic is pure chaos, nothing serious about it, so if you can't take a joke, well then I suggest you go find a fic that's more serious... boring people.

Kindergarten Chaos: Chapter 1: The first day...

Annie-May- I don't wanna go!!!!

Mom- You have to.

Annie-May- But, I.. I *gets shoved through door* *pouts*

Teacher- Oh hello! You must be Annie-May, please take the seat behind Sesshomaru.

Annie-May- *eye twitches* Grr... *walks to seat*

Inu-Yasha- Gimme back my pencil wench!

Kikyou- It was mine in the first place!

Kagome- Shut up!

Kikyou- Ooo Kagome said "shut up"

Annie-May- Hiyaz

Kikyou- Who are you?

Annie-May- I'm Annie-May, if you gotta problem with it speak to my..

*loud scream can be heard*

All- What!!!?

Screaming person- It's after me!!!!

Spike- Aww c'mon Faye it's only Ed..

Faye- She bited me!!

Ed- C'mon Faye-Faye! Time for school, time for school!

Faye- *face turns blue*

Spike- *drags Faye into the classroom*

*Disclaymer walks in and takes seat next to Spike who is next to Kikyou who is behind Inu-Yasha who is next to Annie-May*

Disclaymer- Hi Annie-May!!! ^-^

Annie-May- *sweatdrop* Not you...

Disclaymer- Aren't you glad your bestest friend in the whole wide world!?

Annie-May- I have a new bestest friend *huggles Inu-Yasha plushie*

Disclaymer- Oh, dat hurt.

Teacher- Class is about to start! Settle down students!

Shippo- What's a student?

Teacher- Oh dear...

(Computer Class)

Teacher- Now click on the word---

Ed- Whee! Me go into government secret files!! ZOOM!

Yusuke- Lemme see!

Domon- I wanna see too!!!

Bit Cloud- Me too!!

Sai-Sashi- Hey me too!! Me too!!!

Teacher- No! Don't do that!

Ed- But why?

Teacher- *slaps forehead*

(Grammar)

Teacher- If B comes after A, then what comes after C?

Bit- No fair! You answered the easy question and give us the hard ones!

Inu-Yasha- Yeah!

Sesshomaru- *takes out poison whip thing* Die.

Teacher- O.O;; *ducks* *waves white flag* I s-s-surrender!

Jaken- Hmph! Stupid human!

Annie-May- You dumb booger brain toad! *throws paper ball at him*

Jaken- Ouch!!

Chibodee- Take this! *throws pencil*

Jaken- Nooooooo!!!!!!! Why MEEE!!!?

Sesshomaru- Jaken, if you fail in killing these humans... I will kill you.

Jaken- Why!? Why!? Why!!!?

Sesshomaru- *glare glare*

Jaken- Meeeeeep!!

Sango- Ack! Don't touch me! You have cooties!! *Whack!*

Miroku- @.@;;

Kagome- EwEwEwEwEw!!!!!! Inu-Yasha! Saaaaaave meeeeeee!!!

Inu-Yasha- Feh, why should I do that?

Kagome- *cries* Inu-Yasha your such a big meanie!

Inu-Yasha- What'd I do!!?

Kagome *sniffle sniffle*

Inu-Yasha- Ack! *tries to comfort Kagome*

Kikyou- Noo!! Inu-Yasha come to hell with me!!

Inu-Yasha- u.u;;

Whole class- -.-;; *falls out of seat anime style*

Rain- Sensei! It's save to come out!

Teacher- *pokes head out of desk* Are--- Are you sure?

Kayko- Yup! ^-^

(Math)

Teacher- If one plus one is two? What is two plus one?

Rain- *is sweating* No-- that can't be right... Ack! No!!!

Kayko- No... this goes here and this goes here!

Rain- the answer to (x+7) (x+5) isn't x squared plus 13x plus 13!!

Kayko- According to my calculations---

Natasha- No, you multiply!

Kayko- Add!

Rain- Divide!!

Rest of class- @.@;; ...what??

Teacher- _._|| Why did I get stuck with this group of kids!?