Dithclaimer: I don't own the animeth in thith fic... however, it theemth I haf picked up Naraku-thama'th acthent-- which I own *evil music* DUN DUN DUN!!

Kindergarten Chaoth: Chapter 3: The appearance of the Charat Star aliens... DUN DUN DUN!!! Paranoia takes over the world!

Everyone takes a seat at their tables.

Teacher: Art time! Inu-Yasha, get out the construction paper. Argo, please grab the glue. Leena get the glitter. Faye get the scissors, and Sesshomaru get the crayons.

Kagome: *after Inu-Yasha hands her paper* I'm gonna draw a pertiful feild of beautiful flowers! ^_^

Kikyo: Psshh... I'm gonna draw hell. MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Everyone: Eh?

Sesshomaru: I now have the tessaiga! *holds up scissors*

Inu-Yasha: NOO!!! That's mine!!!

Dysclaimer: Technichally, it belongs to you father.

Inu-Yasha: I DON'T CARE!! HE GAVE IT TO ME!!!!!!! T.T WAHH!!!

Kagome: Inu-Yasha, I drew this for you.

Kikyo: *shoves Kagome out of the way* My picture is much better, you see, there is us and we are kissing and we are in hell. ^_^

Inu-Yasha: *facefault* Yeah... anyway....

Bit: *is drawing a battle scene between the gunsniper and a cookie* Yummy...

Leena: Weirdo....

Naraku: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *hold up picture of a bee*

Faye: What's that supposed to be??

Naraku: It ith the almighty and powerful hell inthect!!

Spike: What the heck is a inthect?

Naraku: You know, an inthect.

Spike: ????

Naraku: In-thect ath in inthect.... you know... AND INTHECT *flails arms around madly*

Spike: I still don't know what you are talking about.

Naraku: A BUG!! HEAVENTH TO MURGATROID IT'TH A FRICKIN' BUG!!!!!!

Spike: Oooooh.. insect... insect.. oh.

Naraku: My fajah will have you put in jail for thith!

Spike: Fajah??

Naraku: *slaps forehead* A FAJAH!!! DO NOT YOU HAVE A FAJAH!!!!!??

Spike: If I knew what it was I probably would.

Naraku: You don't know what a fajah ith?

Kayko: He's paranoid...

Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

Kayko: So is Argo...

Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

Naraku: It'th a dad, you know, fajah, dad, parent!!!

Spike: Oooooh... FaTHer... father... oh.

Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

Kayko: He's paranoid...

Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!

*phone rings*

Teacher: Hello? *pause* Oh, okay, send them in.

*Door opens and lightning flashes*

Teacher: Class these are our new students, please, introduce yourselves.

Student #1: My name is Digi Charat, nyo! Another name is Dejiko, nyo! I am the number one idol and soon to be super star, nyo!

Student #2: Ohayo minna! My name is Rabi~en~Rose!! And I am the number one idol!!

Student#3: Petite Charat, nyu.*holds up hand*

Blob in sky: Gema gema!

Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!

Annie-May: WOULD YOU STOP!!?

Dejiko: Who are you nyo?

Annie-May: What's with the 'nyo'?

Dejiko: WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY NYO, NYO!!!?

Puchiko: Because they think it's annoying, nyu

Dejiko: WELL WHY DON'T THEY TELL YOU TO STOP WITH THE 'NYU', NYO!!!!?

Puchiko: Because I'm not paranoid, nyu.

Naraku: Paranoia ith a wonderful thing.

Kayko: He's also paranoid.

Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!

Spike: Once again Naraka is speaking weird.

Naraku: IT'TH NARAKU!!!!!! I AMN'T THITH NARAKA!!! I AM NARAKU!!! NAR-A- KU!!!!!!!

Kayko: I tell ya, paranoid.

Bit: What's with the paranoid stuff?

Kurama: Oh my god! It's like soooo weird... Kayko's speaking in paranoid language!! Oh my God oh my god oh my god!!!

Hiei: Dis be bery veird.

Kurama: Oh my god! Hiei's like from Sweden!!!!

Hiei: I amn't from Sveden, isn't that veird?

Kayko: Paranoid...

Annie-May: Yeah....

Puchiko: He's got a fever, nyu.

Annie-May: Really? How do you know?

Puchiko: *holds up thermometer* tempurature of 102, nyu.

Gema: Where did you get that, gema!?

Kikyou: Come to hell with me, Gema!

Kagome: I thought it was Inu-Yasha...

Kayko: What can I say.....? She's paranoid.

Rain: Gundam module blue prints are ready, Natasha.

Natasha: Good, we can start building right away, where's Argo?

Argo: Reporting.

Natasha: Good, good. Start with the constuction, I want this thing ready in 24 hours.

Argo: DUN DUN-- I mean, yes ma'am.

Kurama: Oh my god! He's like building something!

Hiei: Duh, ya.

Rabi~en~Rose: Ooohh.... Pretty....

Dejiko: What? Where??

Rabi~en~Rose: *points to shiny glitter*

Dejiko: Oooooohh.... Pretty, nyo.....

Puchiko: They're paranoid, nyu.

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MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review for next chappie, nyo!

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Shivah - The Harking Ferret: Sorry, I'm not gonna kill anyone, but I'll give him something *evil music*