Dithclaimer: I don't own the animeth in thith fic... however, it theemth I
haf picked up Naraku-thama'th acthent-- which I own *evil music* DUN DUN
DUN!!
Kindergarten Chaoth: Chapter 3: The appearance of the Charat Star aliens... DUN DUN DUN!!! Paranoia takes over the world!
Everyone takes a seat at their tables.
Teacher: Art time! Inu-Yasha, get out the construction paper. Argo, please grab the glue. Leena get the glitter. Faye get the scissors, and Sesshomaru get the crayons.
Kagome: *after Inu-Yasha hands her paper* I'm gonna draw a pertiful feild of beautiful flowers! ^_^
Kikyo: Psshh... I'm gonna draw hell. MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Everyone: Eh?
Sesshomaru: I now have the tessaiga! *holds up scissors*
Inu-Yasha: NOO!!! That's mine!!!
Dysclaimer: Technichally, it belongs to you father.
Inu-Yasha: I DON'T CARE!! HE GAVE IT TO ME!!!!!!! T.T WAHH!!!
Kagome: Inu-Yasha, I drew this for you.
Kikyo: *shoves Kagome out of the way* My picture is much better, you see, there is us and we are kissing and we are in hell. ^_^
Inu-Yasha: *facefault* Yeah... anyway....
Bit: *is drawing a battle scene between the gunsniper and a cookie* Yummy...
Leena: Weirdo....
Naraku: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *hold up picture of a bee*
Faye: What's that supposed to be??
Naraku: It ith the almighty and powerful hell inthect!!
Spike: What the heck is a inthect?
Naraku: You know, an inthect.
Spike: ????
Naraku: In-thect ath in inthect.... you know... AND INTHECT *flails arms around madly*
Spike: I still don't know what you are talking about.
Naraku: A BUG!! HEAVENTH TO MURGATROID IT'TH A FRICKIN' BUG!!!!!!
Spike: Oooooh.. insect... insect.. oh.
Naraku: My fajah will have you put in jail for thith!
Spike: Fajah??
Naraku: *slaps forehead* A FAJAH!!! DO NOT YOU HAVE A FAJAH!!!!!??
Spike: If I knew what it was I probably would.
Naraku: You don't know what a fajah ith?
Kayko: He's paranoid...
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
Kayko: So is Argo...
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
Naraku: It'th a dad, you know, fajah, dad, parent!!!
Spike: Oooooh... FaTHer... father... oh.
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
Kayko: He's paranoid...
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!
*phone rings*
Teacher: Hello? *pause* Oh, okay, send them in.
*Door opens and lightning flashes*
Teacher: Class these are our new students, please, introduce yourselves.
Student #1: My name is Digi Charat, nyo! Another name is Dejiko, nyo! I am the number one idol and soon to be super star, nyo!
Student #2: Ohayo minna! My name is Rabi~en~Rose!! And I am the number one idol!!
Student#3: Petite Charat, nyu.*holds up hand*
Blob in sky: Gema gema!
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!
Annie-May: WOULD YOU STOP!!?
Dejiko: Who are you nyo?
Annie-May: What's with the 'nyo'?
Dejiko: WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY NYO, NYO!!!?
Puchiko: Because they think it's annoying, nyu
Dejiko: WELL WHY DON'T THEY TELL YOU TO STOP WITH THE 'NYU', NYO!!!!?
Puchiko: Because I'm not paranoid, nyu.
Naraku: Paranoia ith a wonderful thing.
Kayko: He's also paranoid.
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!
Spike: Once again Naraka is speaking weird.
Naraku: IT'TH NARAKU!!!!!! I AMN'T THITH NARAKA!!! I AM NARAKU!!! NAR-A- KU!!!!!!!
Kayko: I tell ya, paranoid.
Bit: What's with the paranoid stuff?
Kurama: Oh my god! It's like soooo weird... Kayko's speaking in paranoid language!! Oh my God oh my god oh my god!!!
Hiei: Dis be bery veird.
Kurama: Oh my god! Hiei's like from Sweden!!!!
Hiei: I amn't from Sveden, isn't that veird?
Kayko: Paranoid...
Annie-May: Yeah....
Puchiko: He's got a fever, nyu.
Annie-May: Really? How do you know?
Puchiko: *holds up thermometer* tempurature of 102, nyu.
Gema: Where did you get that, gema!?
Kikyou: Come to hell with me, Gema!
Kagome: I thought it was Inu-Yasha...
Kayko: What can I say.....? She's paranoid.
Rain: Gundam module blue prints are ready, Natasha.
Natasha: Good, we can start building right away, where's Argo?
Argo: Reporting.
Natasha: Good, good. Start with the constuction, I want this thing ready in 24 hours.
Argo: DUN DUN-- I mean, yes ma'am.
Kurama: Oh my god! He's like building something!
Hiei: Duh, ya.
Rabi~en~Rose: Ooohh.... Pretty....
Dejiko: What? Where??
Rabi~en~Rose: *points to shiny glitter*
Dejiko: Oooooohh.... Pretty, nyo.....
Puchiko: They're paranoid, nyu.
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MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review for next chappie, nyo!
Responses:
Shivah - The Harking Ferret: Sorry, I'm not gonna kill anyone, but I'll give him something *evil music*
Kindergarten Chaoth: Chapter 3: The appearance of the Charat Star aliens... DUN DUN DUN!!! Paranoia takes over the world!
Everyone takes a seat at their tables.
Teacher: Art time! Inu-Yasha, get out the construction paper. Argo, please grab the glue. Leena get the glitter. Faye get the scissors, and Sesshomaru get the crayons.
Kagome: *after Inu-Yasha hands her paper* I'm gonna draw a pertiful feild of beautiful flowers! ^_^
Kikyo: Psshh... I'm gonna draw hell. MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Everyone: Eh?
Sesshomaru: I now have the tessaiga! *holds up scissors*
Inu-Yasha: NOO!!! That's mine!!!
Dysclaimer: Technichally, it belongs to you father.
Inu-Yasha: I DON'T CARE!! HE GAVE IT TO ME!!!!!!! T.T WAHH!!!
Kagome: Inu-Yasha, I drew this for you.
Kikyo: *shoves Kagome out of the way* My picture is much better, you see, there is us and we are kissing and we are in hell. ^_^
Inu-Yasha: *facefault* Yeah... anyway....
Bit: *is drawing a battle scene between the gunsniper and a cookie* Yummy...
Leena: Weirdo....
Naraku: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *hold up picture of a bee*
Faye: What's that supposed to be??
Naraku: It ith the almighty and powerful hell inthect!!
Spike: What the heck is a inthect?
Naraku: You know, an inthect.
Spike: ????
Naraku: In-thect ath in inthect.... you know... AND INTHECT *flails arms around madly*
Spike: I still don't know what you are talking about.
Naraku: A BUG!! HEAVENTH TO MURGATROID IT'TH A FRICKIN' BUG!!!!!!
Spike: Oooooh.. insect... insect.. oh.
Naraku: My fajah will have you put in jail for thith!
Spike: Fajah??
Naraku: *slaps forehead* A FAJAH!!! DO NOT YOU HAVE A FAJAH!!!!!??
Spike: If I knew what it was I probably would.
Naraku: You don't know what a fajah ith?
Kayko: He's paranoid...
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
Kayko: So is Argo...
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
Naraku: It'th a dad, you know, fajah, dad, parent!!!
Spike: Oooooh... FaTHer... father... oh.
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
Kayko: He's paranoid...
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!
*phone rings*
Teacher: Hello? *pause* Oh, okay, send them in.
*Door opens and lightning flashes*
Teacher: Class these are our new students, please, introduce yourselves.
Student #1: My name is Digi Charat, nyo! Another name is Dejiko, nyo! I am the number one idol and soon to be super star, nyo!
Student #2: Ohayo minna! My name is Rabi~en~Rose!! And I am the number one idol!!
Student#3: Petite Charat, nyu.*holds up hand*
Blob in sky: Gema gema!
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!
Annie-May: WOULD YOU STOP!!?
Dejiko: Who are you nyo?
Annie-May: What's with the 'nyo'?
Dejiko: WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY NYO, NYO!!!?
Puchiko: Because they think it's annoying, nyu
Dejiko: WELL WHY DON'T THEY TELL YOU TO STOP WITH THE 'NYU', NYO!!!!?
Puchiko: Because I'm not paranoid, nyu.
Naraku: Paranoia ith a wonderful thing.
Kayko: He's also paranoid.
Argo: DUN DUN DUN!!!!
Spike: Once again Naraka is speaking weird.
Naraku: IT'TH NARAKU!!!!!! I AMN'T THITH NARAKA!!! I AM NARAKU!!! NAR-A- KU!!!!!!!
Kayko: I tell ya, paranoid.
Bit: What's with the paranoid stuff?
Kurama: Oh my god! It's like soooo weird... Kayko's speaking in paranoid language!! Oh my God oh my god oh my god!!!
Hiei: Dis be bery veird.
Kurama: Oh my god! Hiei's like from Sweden!!!!
Hiei: I amn't from Sveden, isn't that veird?
Kayko: Paranoid...
Annie-May: Yeah....
Puchiko: He's got a fever, nyu.
Annie-May: Really? How do you know?
Puchiko: *holds up thermometer* tempurature of 102, nyu.
Gema: Where did you get that, gema!?
Kikyou: Come to hell with me, Gema!
Kagome: I thought it was Inu-Yasha...
Kayko: What can I say.....? She's paranoid.
Rain: Gundam module blue prints are ready, Natasha.
Natasha: Good, we can start building right away, where's Argo?
Argo: Reporting.
Natasha: Good, good. Start with the constuction, I want this thing ready in 24 hours.
Argo: DUN DUN-- I mean, yes ma'am.
Kurama: Oh my god! He's like building something!
Hiei: Duh, ya.
Rabi~en~Rose: Ooohh.... Pretty....
Dejiko: What? Where??
Rabi~en~Rose: *points to shiny glitter*
Dejiko: Oooooohh.... Pretty, nyo.....
Puchiko: They're paranoid, nyu.
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MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review for next chappie, nyo!
Responses:
Shivah - The Harking Ferret: Sorry, I'm not gonna kill anyone, but I'll give him something *evil music*
