Disclaimer: I don't own the animes used in this fic... I have simply borrowed them to (ab)use them hehehehehe.... ^_^

Kindergarten Chaos: Chapter 4: Recess

*bell rings*

Teacher: RECESS!!!!!! *sigh of releif*

*Inu-Yasha, Sesshomaru, Hiei, Yusuke, Spike, Kuwabara, Dejiko, Rabien Rose, Domon, Chibodee, Sai Sashi, Argo, George, Kurama, Bit Cloud, and Brad all rush outside*

Teacher: Why don't you girls go out?

Girls: We love you to much. ^_^*ding* *halo*

Teacher: *sweatdrop*

*Outside*

Hiei: Ziz iz a predicament.

Kurama: Like, Oh my God, what do we, like, do?

Naraku: Kill it of cousthe!

Spike: What?

Naraku: BATHTURD!!!

Spike: What's a bath turd?

Inu-Yasha: What happens when you crap in the bath tub.

Naraku: *is sputtering curses like mad*

Miroku: You fink they've forgotten about fe bug?

Domon: *nods*

Kuwabara: SPIRIT SWORD!!! *two inch spirit sword appears* HIYA!!! TAKE THAT YOU EVIL BUG *stabs*

Hiei: Quite ze show, booger brainz.

Kuwabara: WHAT!!!?

Hiei: You heard what mi'a zaid.

Rabi~en~Rose: I'm the number one idol! Everyone loves me!

Dejiko: Fat chance, nyo!

Kurama: Like, you girls both have it wrong, I'm the beutifulest! *takes out rose*

Rabi~en~Rose: Wow, a rose... he's so romantic *_*

Kurama: *twinkle twinkle*

Rabi~en~Rose: I love you Kurama!!!

Kurama: Like, I know. *twinkle sparkle*

Sai Sashi: Hi!

Kurama: Like, oh my god! NEW KID!!!!

*Everyone huddles around Sai Sashi*

Sai Sahi: What, man? Where, man? I love new kids,man! They're so fun, man!

*everyone face faults*

Domon: Dude, your the new kid.

Sai Sashi: Cool, man!

Domon: Totally... *nods*

Dejiko: Let's play tag, nyo!

Hiei: Zat sound like ze best idea yet.

*everyone else agrees*

Everyone: Dejiko's It!!!!!

Dejiko: What, nyo!? Fine, nyo. Take this nyo! *runs after Sai Sashi*

*After a while...*

Dejiko: *is still running after Sai Sashi*

Sai Sashi: *turns to face Dejiko and stops* Do you have some sorta problem, man? I don't wanna be followed around, man! Are you like my stalker or something, man!!?

Dejiko: Nyo?

Sai Sashi: Just quit it, okay, man?

Domon: Dude, we were just playing tag.

Sai Sashi: Oh--- oh dear, I've done it again, man.

Dejiko: Done what?

Sai Sashi: You see, I suffer from very very short term memory--- *pause* Where am I, man?

Domon: Dude, your like in school.

Rabi~en~Rose and Kurama: Yeah.

Sai Sashi: Cool, man.

Domon: Totally...

Teacher: Everyone come inside, we're gonna watch Finding Nemo!

Domon: Sweet!

Everyone else: YAY!!!!!

*Teacher puts the tape in*

*Class watches Finding Nemo*

After movie....

Teacher: Guess what class, we have a new pet! *hold out goldfish*

Class: Ooooo Cool.

Domon: Sweet!

Chibodee: Totally...

Teacher: Now, I'm gonna get some snack, you sit tight... *puts fish in tank*

After teacher leaves....

Kikyo: All drains lead to the ocean...

Kagome: You tinkin' what I'm tinkin?

Puchiko: *nod nod*

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SORRY FOR THE LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG update! I'm a sixth grader! And Christmas is very very very very very very very very important to me... Thank my sister (Evil Pixi Stick Spork Goddess or April) for reminding me that I have to write this fic. Otherwise, You'd still only be at the first chapter! Yes, I liked the movie finding Nemo. It was very funny indeed. Muah, luv ya if you review! *hands digi-cookie to reviewers* any funny jokes? tell me! I try to incorperate every funny joke possible.