Disclaimer: I don't own the animes used in this fic... I have simply
borrowed them to (ab)use them hehehehehe.... ^_^
Kindergarten Chaos: Chapter 4: Recess
*bell rings*
Teacher: RECESS!!!!!! *sigh of releif*
*Inu-Yasha, Sesshomaru, Hiei, Yusuke, Spike, Kuwabara, Dejiko, Rabien Rose, Domon, Chibodee, Sai Sashi, Argo, George, Kurama, Bit Cloud, and Brad all rush outside*
Teacher: Why don't you girls go out?
Girls: We love you to much. ^_^*ding* *halo*
Teacher: *sweatdrop*
*Outside*
Hiei: Ziz iz a predicament.
Kurama: Like, Oh my God, what do we, like, do?
Naraku: Kill it of cousthe!
Spike: What?
Naraku: BATHTURD!!!
Spike: What's a bath turd?
Inu-Yasha: What happens when you crap in the bath tub.
Naraku: *is sputtering curses like mad*
Miroku: You fink they've forgotten about fe bug?
Domon: *nods*
Kuwabara: SPIRIT SWORD!!! *two inch spirit sword appears* HIYA!!! TAKE THAT YOU EVIL BUG *stabs*
Hiei: Quite ze show, booger brainz.
Kuwabara: WHAT!!!?
Hiei: You heard what mi'a zaid.
Rabi~en~Rose: I'm the number one idol! Everyone loves me!
Dejiko: Fat chance, nyo!
Kurama: Like, you girls both have it wrong, I'm the beutifulest! *takes out rose*
Rabi~en~Rose: Wow, a rose... he's so romantic *_*
Kurama: *twinkle twinkle*
Rabi~en~Rose: I love you Kurama!!!
Kurama: Like, I know. *twinkle sparkle*
Sai Sashi: Hi!
Kurama: Like, oh my god! NEW KID!!!!
*Everyone huddles around Sai Sashi*
Sai Sahi: What, man? Where, man? I love new kids,man! They're so fun, man!
*everyone face faults*
Domon: Dude, your the new kid.
Sai Sashi: Cool, man!
Domon: Totally... *nods*
Dejiko: Let's play tag, nyo!
Hiei: Zat sound like ze best idea yet.
*everyone else agrees*
Everyone: Dejiko's It!!!!!
Dejiko: What, nyo!? Fine, nyo. Take this nyo! *runs after Sai Sashi*
*After a while...*
Dejiko: *is still running after Sai Sashi*
Sai Sashi: *turns to face Dejiko and stops* Do you have some sorta problem, man? I don't wanna be followed around, man! Are you like my stalker or something, man!!?
Dejiko: Nyo?
Sai Sashi: Just quit it, okay, man?
Domon: Dude, we were just playing tag.
Sai Sashi: Oh--- oh dear, I've done it again, man.
Dejiko: Done what?
Sai Sashi: You see, I suffer from very very short term memory--- *pause* Where am I, man?
Domon: Dude, your like in school.
Rabi~en~Rose and Kurama: Yeah.
Sai Sashi: Cool, man.
Domon: Totally...
Teacher: Everyone come inside, we're gonna watch Finding Nemo!
Domon: Sweet!
Everyone else: YAY!!!!!
*Teacher puts the tape in*
*Class watches Finding Nemo*
After movie....
Teacher: Guess what class, we have a new pet! *hold out goldfish*
Class: Ooooo Cool.
Domon: Sweet!
Chibodee: Totally...
Teacher: Now, I'm gonna get some snack, you sit tight... *puts fish in tank*
After teacher leaves....
Kikyo: All drains lead to the ocean...
Kagome: You tinkin' what I'm tinkin?
Puchiko: *nod nod*
~*~*~*~*~*~
SORRY FOR THE LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG update! I'm a sixth grader! And Christmas is very very very very very very very very important to me... Thank my sister (Evil Pixi Stick Spork Goddess or April) for reminding me that I have to write this fic. Otherwise, You'd still only be at the first chapter! Yes, I liked the movie finding Nemo. It was very funny indeed. Muah, luv ya if you review! *hands digi-cookie to reviewers* any funny jokes? tell me! I try to incorperate every funny joke possible.
Kindergarten Chaos: Chapter 4: Recess
*bell rings*
Teacher: RECESS!!!!!! *sigh of releif*
*Inu-Yasha, Sesshomaru, Hiei, Yusuke, Spike, Kuwabara, Dejiko, Rabien Rose, Domon, Chibodee, Sai Sashi, Argo, George, Kurama, Bit Cloud, and Brad all rush outside*
Teacher: Why don't you girls go out?
Girls: We love you to much. ^_^*ding* *halo*
Teacher: *sweatdrop*
*Outside*
Hiei: Ziz iz a predicament.
Kurama: Like, Oh my God, what do we, like, do?
Naraku: Kill it of cousthe!
Spike: What?
Naraku: BATHTURD!!!
Spike: What's a bath turd?
Inu-Yasha: What happens when you crap in the bath tub.
Naraku: *is sputtering curses like mad*
Miroku: You fink they've forgotten about fe bug?
Domon: *nods*
Kuwabara: SPIRIT SWORD!!! *two inch spirit sword appears* HIYA!!! TAKE THAT YOU EVIL BUG *stabs*
Hiei: Quite ze show, booger brainz.
Kuwabara: WHAT!!!?
Hiei: You heard what mi'a zaid.
Rabi~en~Rose: I'm the number one idol! Everyone loves me!
Dejiko: Fat chance, nyo!
Kurama: Like, you girls both have it wrong, I'm the beutifulest! *takes out rose*
Rabi~en~Rose: Wow, a rose... he's so romantic *_*
Kurama: *twinkle twinkle*
Rabi~en~Rose: I love you Kurama!!!
Kurama: Like, I know. *twinkle sparkle*
Sai Sashi: Hi!
Kurama: Like, oh my god! NEW KID!!!!
*Everyone huddles around Sai Sashi*
Sai Sahi: What, man? Where, man? I love new kids,man! They're so fun, man!
*everyone face faults*
Domon: Dude, your the new kid.
Sai Sashi: Cool, man!
Domon: Totally... *nods*
Dejiko: Let's play tag, nyo!
Hiei: Zat sound like ze best idea yet.
*everyone else agrees*
Everyone: Dejiko's It!!!!!
Dejiko: What, nyo!? Fine, nyo. Take this nyo! *runs after Sai Sashi*
*After a while...*
Dejiko: *is still running after Sai Sashi*
Sai Sashi: *turns to face Dejiko and stops* Do you have some sorta problem, man? I don't wanna be followed around, man! Are you like my stalker or something, man!!?
Dejiko: Nyo?
Sai Sashi: Just quit it, okay, man?
Domon: Dude, we were just playing tag.
Sai Sashi: Oh--- oh dear, I've done it again, man.
Dejiko: Done what?
Sai Sashi: You see, I suffer from very very short term memory--- *pause* Where am I, man?
Domon: Dude, your like in school.
Rabi~en~Rose and Kurama: Yeah.
Sai Sashi: Cool, man.
Domon: Totally...
Teacher: Everyone come inside, we're gonna watch Finding Nemo!
Domon: Sweet!
Everyone else: YAY!!!!!
*Teacher puts the tape in*
*Class watches Finding Nemo*
After movie....
Teacher: Guess what class, we have a new pet! *hold out goldfish*
Class: Ooooo Cool.
Domon: Sweet!
Chibodee: Totally...
Teacher: Now, I'm gonna get some snack, you sit tight... *puts fish in tank*
After teacher leaves....
Kikyo: All drains lead to the ocean...
Kagome: You tinkin' what I'm tinkin?
Puchiko: *nod nod*
~*~*~*~*~*~
SORRY FOR THE LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG update! I'm a sixth grader! And Christmas is very very very very very very very very important to me... Thank my sister (Evil Pixi Stick Spork Goddess or April) for reminding me that I have to write this fic. Otherwise, You'd still only be at the first chapter! Yes, I liked the movie finding Nemo. It was very funny indeed. Muah, luv ya if you review! *hands digi-cookie to reviewers* any funny jokes? tell me! I try to incorperate every funny joke possible.
