Curse of the Springs Spoofs

Scene One:

Kagome sighed and looked at Inu-Yasha. "Will you help me get up there? If it's a Sacred Arrow, I should be able to remove it with out bothering them."

Inu-Yasha snorted and gave a nod, wrapping his arm around Kagome and leaping up to the trapped half-Saiyan half-demon. Surprisingly, the youthful man was looking at them steadily, wondering what was going on. Being the nice, polite Hanyou he was, the dog-boy gave a "phe" as a greeting.

"Hi there! My name's Kagome!" the girl said cheerfully, reaching out and pulling. "That's Inu-Yasha. He's a Hanyou...like you." Kagome trailed off as she realized that she was holding his pants.

Gohan didn't reply as he blushed, standing there in the hot pink boxers decorated with little hearts that Goten had given him for Christmas.

Scene Two:

Looking across the springs, Ku Lohn smiled bitterly in remembrance. "What loophole did you find, Ranma?"

The boy nearly fell over at her usage of his name. "Ya feelin' alright, old ghoul?"

The girl beside him, Higurashi Kagome, spoke up. "Elder, Ranma isn't who he's pretended to be for this long. In fact, I have some explaining to do, as well. I'm the reincarnation of a priestess named Kikyo, and Ranma is.. I'll let him tell you."

"I'm not a human. I'm a Hanyou, and my name is Inu-Yasha."

Ku Lohn looked at the young couple. "Inu-Yasha, you say? You don't look much like a demon, sonny."

"I'm older than you, so don't call me sonny!!!!" the boy yelled, tugging at a tiny silver chain from around his neck. Instantly, it changed to a rosary, and his hair came unbound, changing to silver. Silver cat ears popped up on his head as his eyes became a golden yellow with slitted pupils. Holding a clawed hand up in front of his face, he smirked at her, revealing fangs. "That better, granny?"

"Inu-Yasha, be polite!!" Kagome yelled, glowing red from her aura and taking out a mallet and slamming it down on his head.

Ran - - Inu-Yasha fell to the ground and gurgled, "Baka, kawaiikune..tomboy."

Scene Three:

With only the full moon to guide her, Ku Lohn made her way precariously through the jigsaw of springs, headed towards the gargantuan tree in the center. Suddenly, she slipped and fell into one of the many springs. Immediately, lights from the village came on and people with lanterns came down to the valley.

"Damn. Busted. Stupid root," Ku Lohn muttered.

Scene Four:

The two began a stare off, with their swords still drawn. The little glare-down ended when Videl turned away, muttering something along the lines of, "You're not worth it." Gohan blinked at them, wishing that he could move. Trunks faced him and began trying to take the arrow from the young man's chest. But, he couldn't break it or budge it. Suddenly, it came free, and Trunks fell on his ass.

"That wasn't supposed to happen." the lilac haired demi said looking at the shaft.

Scene Five:

While Gohan was checking the house, Videl grabbed the bow and quiver of arrows. She nocked one arrow on the string, and took aim, putting the focus energy and spell into the shaft with an incantation.

Hearing the muttered words, Gohan turned around, just to see an arrow fly by his head. "Uh, Videl, that was supposed to hit me.."

"Shut up!!!"

Koyasha: Well, that was just a little thing of spoofs to entertain you until I finish the chapter. I'm almost done with it, but I was just hit by a major writer's block. I plan on having it up by Monday. When I upload it, I'll have the Reviewer's Spot, but not this time. Ja ne!