He Suits The Role PERFECTLY!
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Joey: Stupid Mai . . . getting caught by a bird, and falling into this stupid forest . . .
Mai: I heard that, Wheeler!!
Joey: Aren't you supposed to be unconscious?
Mai: I am?
Joey: Yeah, dummy!
Mai: * anger vein starts popping *
Joey: Uh-oh . . . * dashes off *
Bobokin: De dan?
Joey: What's that thing?
Mai: A monster, baka!
Joey: WOULD EVERYONE STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!!!
Mai: No. It's fun ^^.
Joey: Grrr . . .
Bobokin: de dan?
Authoress: Whoops. I'm thinking of the wrong monster. You're supposed to be making 'Grrr' sounds!
Bobokin: Oh. Grrr . . .
Mai: -_-;;
Joey: You mean I have to use the sword?
Mai: Yeah! You don't know how to use it?
Joey: No.
Mai: Baka . . .
Joey: T_T I'll try my best, ok?!
Bobokin: :o Grr . . .
Joey: * hits Bobokin with sword *
Bobokin: OW!!!
Mai: Since when did monsters say ow?
Bobokin: This one.
Joey: Riiiight . . .
Bobokin: . . . Really! I can talk!
Mai: o.O
Joey: Umm . . . ok then . . .
Bobokin: Oh . . . I KNEW I shouldn't have left the circus!
Joey: Then how about you go BACK to the circus?
Bobokin: * thinks * Ok! * dashes off *
Mai: That was weird . . . .
Espa Roba: * in that weird guy's outfit * MISS MAI!!! OVER HERE!!!
Mai: Didn't I tell you NOT to call me Miss Mai?! * smacks him *
Espa Roba: Er . . . yeah . . . I think . . .
Mai: * rolls eyes * Ugh. Now let's go get some payback on that bird.
Espa Roba: What about Joey?
Mai: * shrugs * He can go home.
Joey: HEY! I SAVED you!
Mai: Not really. I could've taken care of it MYSELF.
Joey: * mutters * women . . .
Mai: What did you say?
Joey: Nothing * rolls eyes innocent like *
[Outset Island]
Rebecca: * on other side of bridge * 'Bout time you saved her!
Joey: What? I'm being TIMED now?
Rebecca: Yeah! You were 15 minutes later then last time!
Joey: Why do I have a sister like YOU?!? T_T
Mai: Why are you timing him?
Rebecca: He needs to get stronger! So then he can leave the island and never come back!
Joey: -_-;;
Mai: -_-;;;
Rebecca starts to walk across the bridge. But then they hear a loud bird sound. They all look and see the Queen Bird.
Mai: That's the bird!!!
QB (Queen Bird): * grabs Rebecca *
Rebecca: * screams her little head off (not literally!!) * JOOOOOEEEEEEEEYYYY!!! HEEELLLPPP!!!!!!
Joey: Why should I?
Rebecca: -_-;; 'CAUSE GRANDPA WOULD KILL YOU!!!!!
Joey: DAMN IT!!!! :o
Mai: * sighs * Don't jump the cliff Joey. She's gone now.
Joey: Woo-hoo!!
Mai: -_-;;
[Outset Island - Beach]
Mai: You want to come with us?
Joey: Yeah, to save my bratty sister.
Espa Roba: I thought you HATED her.
Joey: I do. But Grandpa won't let me in the house until she comes back home.
Mai: Ah.
Espa Roba: I don't know . . . coming on a pirate ship . . . it'll be dangerous.
Mai: Yeah, I heard that the bird nests in the Forsaken Fortress. It would be too dangerous to risk bringing a 12 year old, whose gonna be homesick, on a stupid little journey that could get us all killed!
Joey: Since when did you care about the crew?
Espa Roba: Yeah, since when?
Yami: Well, Mai, he DID save you.
Espa Roba: It's rude to interrupt conversations pal!
Yami: So? People are always interrupting ME!!
Mai: Since when?
Yami: Since I was introduced in the anime.
Joey: Why would that make people interrupt you?
Yami: I don't know, but it's REALLY on my nerves.
Mai: Ah. Continue.
Yami: Thank you. Joey was the one who 'supposedly' took care of the monsters. And it's also your fault that Rebecca was taken.
Espa Roba: Why would it be her fault?
Yami: The bird mistook Rebecca for Mai and took her, thinking she was the pirate.
Joey: Oh.
Mai: How could that bird think that Rebecca was ME?!?! I look NOTHING like her!!!
Joey: * slowly edges away *
Mai: Anyway, if you want to come with us, I suggest you get something that's like a shield. And you'd better say good bye to Grandpa. Your not gonna see him for a long time.
Joey: Woot!!! * dashes off to his house *
Grandpa: What are you doing here?
Joey: I need a shield Grandpa!
Grandpa: You haven't saved Rebecca yet!
Joey: But I need it to save her!
Grandpa: OK!! * tosses shield out the door *
[Pirate Ship]
Mai: Alright Joey. I've got someone ready to look after you while we're sailing.
Joey: Who is it?
Mai: * grins * Weevil.
Joey: * shudders *
Mai: Good. Now get going!! * shoves him down the stairs *
Weevil: So, Joey, you've finally come to be my servant!!
Joey: * gulps *
Weevil: That's right. Prepare to die down here! Mwahahahahaha!!!
Mai: BE NICE TO HIM WEEVIL!!
Weevil: -_-;; You just have to be her favorite, don't you?
Joey: I'M NOT HER BOY FRIEND!!!!!
Weevil: Suit yourself.
Joey: So, what are we gonna do now?
Weevil: Let's put you to the test!
Joey: With duel monsters? 'Cause I'll kick your ass with them!
Weevil: Um, no. No duel monsters.
Joey: WHAT?!?!
Weevil: That's right. They don't exist here.
Joey: T_T NOOOO!!!!
Weevil: You have to swing on these ropes and reach the end! Don't expect to make it on your first try, because the platforms only stay up for a minute! I'll be waiting on the other side! * jumps over there *
Joey: I didn't think you'd be able to jump that fast Weevil.
Weevil: -_-; Just jump across, Wheeler.
Joey: Alright, I'm jumping! * presses switch *
The platforms rise up, and then Joey starts swinging on the ropes . . .
Joey: * thinking * Alright . . . I have to time this . . . and swing with the correct altitude . . .
Weevil: I didn't think Wheeler could think like that.
Joey: -_-;; I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!! * jumps across in 3 seconds *
Weevil: o.O Ok then . . . here is your prize.
Joey: A purse?
Weevil: No, it's the Spoils Bag. It holds all your almost useless crap. It saves space.
Joey: Uh-huh . . .
Mai: JOEY GET UP HERE!!!!! WE'RE AT THE FORTRESS!!!!!
Joey: OKOKOKOK!!!!! * dashes off *
[Pirate Ship]
Mai: * in crows nest * Look over there Joey! * points to the big building of doom with all the lights *
Joey: I have to go in there to save Rebecca?
Mai: * shrugs * Yeah.
Joey: But I don't even LIKE the brat! T_T
Mai: I thought your Grandpa wouldn't let you in the house until she came home.
Joey: Yeah. Stupid Grandpa . . . * mumbles inaudibly *
Grandpa's voice: STUPID KID!!!
Everyone on the ship: o.O
Mai: Anyway, we can't go further in.
Joey: Why not? I have to get in!
Mai: * winks * We have other . . . ways . . . of getting you in . . .
Joey: Uh-oh . . .
Joey soon finds himself in a barrel, which is pointed towards the fortress . . .
Joey: WHAAAT?!?!?!?!?
Mai: What? We've done this tons of times! You're in safe hands!
Joey: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!!
Mai: What ever. Anyway, on the count of 3! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!
And then, Joey gets catapulted into the wall of the fortress, where he unfortunately for some people, doesn't go splat like a bug.
Joey haters: Awww!!!
Joey then drops his sword, and lands in the water, and swims to shore, dripping wet, and with a baaad look on his face.
Joey: Today is not a good day . . .
Mai: HA!!! XD That probably was worth it.
Joey: AGH!! Alright, where are ya Mai?!!
Mai: Look for a jewel in your back pocket.
Joey: * pulls it out * How are you talking through this?
Mai: I don't know, but I can see through it too. I wish you'd remove that gum from your pocket. It's very disturbing.
Joey: * pulls out gum * THAT'S where it went! * pops it in his mouth *
Mai: * looks grossed out * That was just GROSS Joey!! Eww . . .
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Sorry it took so long for an update! I've had schoolwork, and I've been sick, and I've been coughing, snorting, and sneezing because of it. Besides, I have other fics to work on too! I'm so busy . . . @_@
Yugi: Yay! She won't be updating as much!
Joey: YEAH!!!
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Joey: Stupid Mai . . . getting caught by a bird, and falling into this stupid forest . . .
Mai: I heard that, Wheeler!!
Joey: Aren't you supposed to be unconscious?
Mai: I am?
Joey: Yeah, dummy!
Mai: * anger vein starts popping *
Joey: Uh-oh . . . * dashes off *
Bobokin: De dan?
Joey: What's that thing?
Mai: A monster, baka!
Joey: WOULD EVERYONE STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!!!
Mai: No. It's fun ^^.
Joey: Grrr . . .
Bobokin: de dan?
Authoress: Whoops. I'm thinking of the wrong monster. You're supposed to be making 'Grrr' sounds!
Bobokin: Oh. Grrr . . .
Mai: -_-;;
Joey: You mean I have to use the sword?
Mai: Yeah! You don't know how to use it?
Joey: No.
Mai: Baka . . .
Joey: T_T I'll try my best, ok?!
Bobokin: :o Grr . . .
Joey: * hits Bobokin with sword *
Bobokin: OW!!!
Mai: Since when did monsters say ow?
Bobokin: This one.
Joey: Riiiight . . .
Bobokin: . . . Really! I can talk!
Mai: o.O
Joey: Umm . . . ok then . . .
Bobokin: Oh . . . I KNEW I shouldn't have left the circus!
Joey: Then how about you go BACK to the circus?
Bobokin: * thinks * Ok! * dashes off *
Mai: That was weird . . . .
Espa Roba: * in that weird guy's outfit * MISS MAI!!! OVER HERE!!!
Mai: Didn't I tell you NOT to call me Miss Mai?! * smacks him *
Espa Roba: Er . . . yeah . . . I think . . .
Mai: * rolls eyes * Ugh. Now let's go get some payback on that bird.
Espa Roba: What about Joey?
Mai: * shrugs * He can go home.
Joey: HEY! I SAVED you!
Mai: Not really. I could've taken care of it MYSELF.
Joey: * mutters * women . . .
Mai: What did you say?
Joey: Nothing * rolls eyes innocent like *
[Outset Island]
Rebecca: * on other side of bridge * 'Bout time you saved her!
Joey: What? I'm being TIMED now?
Rebecca: Yeah! You were 15 minutes later then last time!
Joey: Why do I have a sister like YOU?!? T_T
Mai: Why are you timing him?
Rebecca: He needs to get stronger! So then he can leave the island and never come back!
Joey: -_-;;
Mai: -_-;;;
Rebecca starts to walk across the bridge. But then they hear a loud bird sound. They all look and see the Queen Bird.
Mai: That's the bird!!!
QB (Queen Bird): * grabs Rebecca *
Rebecca: * screams her little head off (not literally!!) * JOOOOOEEEEEEEEYYYY!!! HEEELLLPPP!!!!!!
Joey: Why should I?
Rebecca: -_-;; 'CAUSE GRANDPA WOULD KILL YOU!!!!!
Joey: DAMN IT!!!! :o
Mai: * sighs * Don't jump the cliff Joey. She's gone now.
Joey: Woo-hoo!!
Mai: -_-;;
[Outset Island - Beach]
Mai: You want to come with us?
Joey: Yeah, to save my bratty sister.
Espa Roba: I thought you HATED her.
Joey: I do. But Grandpa won't let me in the house until she comes back home.
Mai: Ah.
Espa Roba: I don't know . . . coming on a pirate ship . . . it'll be dangerous.
Mai: Yeah, I heard that the bird nests in the Forsaken Fortress. It would be too dangerous to risk bringing a 12 year old, whose gonna be homesick, on a stupid little journey that could get us all killed!
Joey: Since when did you care about the crew?
Espa Roba: Yeah, since when?
Yami: Well, Mai, he DID save you.
Espa Roba: It's rude to interrupt conversations pal!
Yami: So? People are always interrupting ME!!
Mai: Since when?
Yami: Since I was introduced in the anime.
Joey: Why would that make people interrupt you?
Yami: I don't know, but it's REALLY on my nerves.
Mai: Ah. Continue.
Yami: Thank you. Joey was the one who 'supposedly' took care of the monsters. And it's also your fault that Rebecca was taken.
Espa Roba: Why would it be her fault?
Yami: The bird mistook Rebecca for Mai and took her, thinking she was the pirate.
Joey: Oh.
Mai: How could that bird think that Rebecca was ME?!?! I look NOTHING like her!!!
Joey: * slowly edges away *
Mai: Anyway, if you want to come with us, I suggest you get something that's like a shield. And you'd better say good bye to Grandpa. Your not gonna see him for a long time.
Joey: Woot!!! * dashes off to his house *
Grandpa: What are you doing here?
Joey: I need a shield Grandpa!
Grandpa: You haven't saved Rebecca yet!
Joey: But I need it to save her!
Grandpa: OK!! * tosses shield out the door *
[Pirate Ship]
Mai: Alright Joey. I've got someone ready to look after you while we're sailing.
Joey: Who is it?
Mai: * grins * Weevil.
Joey: * shudders *
Mai: Good. Now get going!! * shoves him down the stairs *
Weevil: So, Joey, you've finally come to be my servant!!
Joey: * gulps *
Weevil: That's right. Prepare to die down here! Mwahahahahaha!!!
Mai: BE NICE TO HIM WEEVIL!!
Weevil: -_-;; You just have to be her favorite, don't you?
Joey: I'M NOT HER BOY FRIEND!!!!!
Weevil: Suit yourself.
Joey: So, what are we gonna do now?
Weevil: Let's put you to the test!
Joey: With duel monsters? 'Cause I'll kick your ass with them!
Weevil: Um, no. No duel monsters.
Joey: WHAT?!?!
Weevil: That's right. They don't exist here.
Joey: T_T NOOOO!!!!
Weevil: You have to swing on these ropes and reach the end! Don't expect to make it on your first try, because the platforms only stay up for a minute! I'll be waiting on the other side! * jumps over there *
Joey: I didn't think you'd be able to jump that fast Weevil.
Weevil: -_-; Just jump across, Wheeler.
Joey: Alright, I'm jumping! * presses switch *
The platforms rise up, and then Joey starts swinging on the ropes . . .
Joey: * thinking * Alright . . . I have to time this . . . and swing with the correct altitude . . .
Weevil: I didn't think Wheeler could think like that.
Joey: -_-;; I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!! * jumps across in 3 seconds *
Weevil: o.O Ok then . . . here is your prize.
Joey: A purse?
Weevil: No, it's the Spoils Bag. It holds all your almost useless crap. It saves space.
Joey: Uh-huh . . .
Mai: JOEY GET UP HERE!!!!! WE'RE AT THE FORTRESS!!!!!
Joey: OKOKOKOK!!!!! * dashes off *
[Pirate Ship]
Mai: * in crows nest * Look over there Joey! * points to the big building of doom with all the lights *
Joey: I have to go in there to save Rebecca?
Mai: * shrugs * Yeah.
Joey: But I don't even LIKE the brat! T_T
Mai: I thought your Grandpa wouldn't let you in the house until she came home.
Joey: Yeah. Stupid Grandpa . . . * mumbles inaudibly *
Grandpa's voice: STUPID KID!!!
Everyone on the ship: o.O
Mai: Anyway, we can't go further in.
Joey: Why not? I have to get in!
Mai: * winks * We have other . . . ways . . . of getting you in . . .
Joey: Uh-oh . . .
Joey soon finds himself in a barrel, which is pointed towards the fortress . . .
Joey: WHAAAT?!?!?!?!?
Mai: What? We've done this tons of times! You're in safe hands!
Joey: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!!
Mai: What ever. Anyway, on the count of 3! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!
And then, Joey gets catapulted into the wall of the fortress, where he unfortunately for some people, doesn't go splat like a bug.
Joey haters: Awww!!!
Joey then drops his sword, and lands in the water, and swims to shore, dripping wet, and with a baaad look on his face.
Joey: Today is not a good day . . .
Mai: HA!!! XD That probably was worth it.
Joey: AGH!! Alright, where are ya Mai?!!
Mai: Look for a jewel in your back pocket.
Joey: * pulls it out * How are you talking through this?
Mai: I don't know, but I can see through it too. I wish you'd remove that gum from your pocket. It's very disturbing.
Joey: * pulls out gum * THAT'S where it went! * pops it in his mouth *
Mai: * looks grossed out * That was just GROSS Joey!! Eww . . .
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Sorry it took so long for an update! I've had schoolwork, and I've been sick, and I've been coughing, snorting, and sneezing because of it. Besides, I have other fics to work on too! I'm so busy . . . @_@
Yugi: Yay! She won't be updating as much!
Joey: YEAH!!!
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