He Suits The Role PERFECTLY!

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Joey: Stupid Mai . . . getting caught by a bird, and falling into this stupid forest . . .

Mai: I heard that, Wheeler!!

Joey: Aren't you supposed to be unconscious?

Mai: I am?

Joey: Yeah, dummy!

Mai: * anger vein starts popping *

Joey: Uh-oh . . . * dashes off *

Bobokin: De dan?

Joey: What's that thing?

Mai: A monster, baka!

Joey: WOULD EVERYONE STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!!!

Mai: No. It's fun ^^.

Joey: Grrr . . .

Bobokin: de dan?

Authoress: Whoops. I'm thinking of the wrong monster. You're supposed to be making 'Grrr' sounds!

Bobokin: Oh. Grrr . . .

Mai: -_-;;

Joey: You mean I have to use the sword?

Mai: Yeah! You don't know how to use it?

Joey: No.

Mai: Baka . . .

Joey: T_T I'll try my best, ok?!

Bobokin: :o Grr . . .

Joey: * hits Bobokin with sword *

Bobokin: OW!!!

Mai: Since when did monsters say ow?

Bobokin: This one.

Joey: Riiiight . . .

Bobokin: . . . Really! I can talk!

Mai: o.O

Joey: Umm . . . ok then . . .

Bobokin: Oh . . . I KNEW I shouldn't have left the circus!

Joey: Then how about you go BACK to the circus?

Bobokin: * thinks * Ok! * dashes off *

Mai: That was weird . . . .

Espa Roba: * in that weird guy's outfit * MISS MAI!!! OVER HERE!!!

Mai: Didn't I tell you NOT to call me Miss Mai?! * smacks him *

Espa Roba: Er . . . yeah . . . I think . . .

Mai: * rolls eyes * Ugh. Now let's go get some payback on that bird.

Espa Roba: What about Joey?

Mai: * shrugs * He can go home.

Joey: HEY! I SAVED you!

Mai: Not really. I could've taken care of it MYSELF.

Joey: * mutters * women . . .

Mai: What did you say?

Joey: Nothing * rolls eyes innocent like *

[Outset Island]

Rebecca: * on other side of bridge * 'Bout time you saved her!

Joey: What? I'm being TIMED now?

Rebecca: Yeah! You were 15 minutes later then last time!

Joey: Why do I have a sister like YOU?!? T_T

Mai: Why are you timing him?

Rebecca: He needs to get stronger! So then he can leave the island and never come back!

Joey: -_-;;

Mai: -_-;;;

Rebecca starts to walk across the bridge. But then they hear a loud bird sound. They all look and see the Queen Bird.

Mai: That's the bird!!!

QB (Queen Bird): * grabs Rebecca *

Rebecca: * screams her little head off (not literally!!) * JOOOOOEEEEEEEEYYYY!!! HEEELLLPPP!!!!!!

Joey: Why should I?

Rebecca: -_-;; 'CAUSE GRANDPA WOULD KILL YOU!!!!!

Joey: DAMN IT!!!! :o

Mai: * sighs * Don't jump the cliff Joey. She's gone now.

Joey: Woo-hoo!!

Mai: -_-;;

[Outset Island - Beach]

Mai: You want to come with us?

Joey: Yeah, to save my bratty sister.

Espa Roba: I thought you HATED her.

Joey: I do. But Grandpa won't let me in the house until she comes back home.

Mai: Ah.

Espa Roba: I don't know . . . coming on a pirate ship . . . it'll be dangerous.

Mai: Yeah, I heard that the bird nests in the Forsaken Fortress. It would be too dangerous to risk bringing a 12 year old, whose gonna be homesick, on a stupid little journey that could get us all killed!

Joey: Since when did you care about the crew?

Espa Roba: Yeah, since when?

Yami: Well, Mai, he DID save you.

Espa Roba: It's rude to interrupt conversations pal!

Yami: So? People are always interrupting ME!!

Mai: Since when?

Yami: Since I was introduced in the anime.

Joey: Why would that make people interrupt you?

Yami: I don't know, but it's REALLY on my nerves.

Mai: Ah. Continue.

Yami: Thank you. Joey was the one who 'supposedly' took care of the monsters. And it's also your fault that Rebecca was taken.

Espa Roba: Why would it be her fault?

Yami: The bird mistook Rebecca for Mai and took her, thinking she was the pirate.

Joey: Oh.

Mai: How could that bird think that Rebecca was ME?!?! I look NOTHING like her!!!

Joey: * slowly edges away *

Mai: Anyway, if you want to come with us, I suggest you get something that's like a shield. And you'd better say good bye to Grandpa. Your not gonna see him for a long time.

Joey: Woot!!! * dashes off to his house *

Grandpa: What are you doing here?

Joey: I need a shield Grandpa!

Grandpa: You haven't saved Rebecca yet!

Joey: But I need it to save her!

Grandpa: OK!! * tosses shield out the door *

[Pirate Ship]

Mai: Alright Joey. I've got someone ready to look after you while we're sailing.

Joey: Who is it?

Mai: * grins * Weevil.

Joey: * shudders *

Mai: Good. Now get going!! * shoves him down the stairs *

Weevil: So, Joey, you've finally come to be my servant!!

Joey: * gulps *

Weevil: That's right. Prepare to die down here! Mwahahahahaha!!!

Mai: BE NICE TO HIM WEEVIL!!

Weevil: -_-;; You just have to be her favorite, don't you?

Joey: I'M NOT HER BOY FRIEND!!!!!

Weevil: Suit yourself.

Joey: So, what are we gonna do now?

Weevil: Let's put you to the test!

Joey: With duel monsters? 'Cause I'll kick your ass with them!

Weevil: Um, no. No duel monsters.

Joey: WHAT?!?!

Weevil: That's right. They don't exist here.

Joey: T_T NOOOO!!!!

Weevil: You have to swing on these ropes and reach the end! Don't expect to make it on your first try, because the platforms only stay up for a minute! I'll be waiting on the other side! * jumps over there *

Joey: I didn't think you'd be able to jump that fast Weevil.

Weevil: -_-; Just jump across, Wheeler.

Joey: Alright, I'm jumping! * presses switch *

The platforms rise up, and then Joey starts swinging on the ropes . . .

Joey: * thinking * Alright . . . I have to time this . . . and swing with the correct altitude . . .

Weevil: I didn't think Wheeler could think like that.

Joey: -_-;; I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!! * jumps across in 3 seconds *

Weevil: o.O Ok then . . . here is your prize.

Joey: A purse?

Weevil: No, it's the Spoils Bag. It holds all your almost useless crap. It saves space.

Joey: Uh-huh . . .

Mai: JOEY GET UP HERE!!!!! WE'RE AT THE FORTRESS!!!!!

Joey: OKOKOKOK!!!!! * dashes off *

[Pirate Ship]

Mai: * in crows nest * Look over there Joey! * points to the big building of doom with all the lights *

Joey: I have to go in there to save Rebecca?

Mai: * shrugs * Yeah.

Joey: But I don't even LIKE the brat! T_T

Mai: I thought your Grandpa wouldn't let you in the house until she came home.

Joey: Yeah. Stupid Grandpa . . . * mumbles inaudibly *

Grandpa's voice: STUPID KID!!!

Everyone on the ship: o.O

Mai: Anyway, we can't go further in.

Joey: Why not? I have to get in!

Mai: * winks * We have other . . . ways . . . of getting you in . . .

Joey: Uh-oh . . .

Joey soon finds himself in a barrel, which is pointed towards the fortress . . .

Joey: WHAAAT?!?!?!?!?

Mai: What? We've done this tons of times! You're in safe hands!

Joey: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!!

Mai: What ever. Anyway, on the count of 3! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!

And then, Joey gets catapulted into the wall of the fortress, where he unfortunately for some people, doesn't go splat like a bug.

Joey haters: Awww!!!

Joey then drops his sword, and lands in the water, and swims to shore, dripping wet, and with a baaad look on his face.

Joey: Today is not a good day . . .

Mai: HA!!! XD That probably was worth it.

Joey: AGH!! Alright, where are ya Mai?!!

Mai: Look for a jewel in your back pocket.

Joey: * pulls it out * How are you talking through this?

Mai: I don't know, but I can see through it too. I wish you'd remove that gum from your pocket. It's very disturbing.

Joey: * pulls out gum * THAT'S where it went! * pops it in his mouth *

Mai: * looks grossed out * That was just GROSS Joey!! Eww . . .

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Sorry it took so long for an update! I've had schoolwork, and I've been sick, and I've been coughing, snorting, and sneezing because of it. Besides, I have other fics to work on too! I'm so busy . . . @_@

Yugi: Yay! She won't be updating as much!

Joey: YEAH!!!

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