And Then The Legend Sort Of Started, If You Could Say That . . .

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Joey: * climbs up the stairs * Ok, first, I need to get in the building . . . second I would need to get my sister out. Wait, first I would have to get my sword.

Mai: Hey, you might want to think of getting rid of those lights first.

Joey: Why?

Authoress: The de dan tribe will rush after you until your DEAD!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU HEARD ME! DEEEAAAADD!!!! * runs off *

Joey: -_-; And WHATS wrong with her?

Mai: I'm not sure. But she HAS done the second play through.

Authoress: Not really. I got so bored looking for the Triforce pieces that I quit.

Joey: How come I can't quit?

Authoress: The role suits you PERFECTLY!!!

Joey: What makes you think that?

Mai: You're already in character!

Joey: I am?

Authoress: Yeah! This Link is ALWAYS being reckless!

Joey: * thinking * This has to be some girl tactic . . . but I won't buy it! I'll stay cool and calm, and outwit them BOTH! Heh heh . . .

Mai: What do you think he's thinking about?

Authoress: Ways to get himself killed in here?

Mai: Yeah, that's probably it.

Joey: I'll show you two! * accidentally walks into the spotlight *

Miniblins: De dan? * start swarming Joey *

Authoress: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs off again *

Mai: -_-;; Something tells me Yugi should be doing this part instead.

Yugi: Yeah. This would be a piece of cake. I'd hide in that barrel and make my way to the building. * points to barrel by the water *

Mai: . . . .

[Forsaken Fortress - First Room]

Joey: Rats!

Mai: What is it NOW Joey?

Joey: Rats!

Mai: -_-' You'll have to show me! I can't see them!

Joey: Ok. * puts the stone in front of the rats hole *

Rat: * grabs stone *

Joey: AH! . . . oh well. I wont have HER bugging me anymore! Heh heh . . . * dusts hands and walks off confidently *

Rat 1: * thinking * I don't like this stone. Let's chuck it back at the guy.

Rat 2: Yeah, let's toss it! * grabs it and tosses it at Joey's head *

Joey: * gets hit in the back of the head * Rats! X_x

Authoress: ummm . . . THAT was unexpected . . .

Mai: I would have to agree . . .

[Forsaken Fortress - First Hallway]

Authoress: Hmmm . . . should he go for the heart piece or not . . .

Joey: What would it do?

Mai: Allow you to live longer.

Joey: Yugi and Yami survived and they didn't' collect many.

Authoress: Fine. Then I guess you should go and get Aryl. The best route would be to get caught.

Joey: o.O

Authoress: What? That would be the easiest way to get to the next floor. Besides, you have no sword, so you need to take it the easy way, buster.

Mai: Yeah, Authoress is right.

Authoress: Plus, there's a funny music playing when you get tossed in jail! ^^

Joey: Riiiiiiight . . . * goes and gets caught *

[Joey's Cell]

He lands on the floor of his cell face first, and the funny music plays ^_^.

Authoress: TOLD you there was funny music! ^_^

Mai: Yeah, she was right! It is funny ^^.

Joey: * muttering * girls . . .

Mai: Now time for him to get out of here.

Joey: Yeah, how would I go and do THAT?! Hmmmm . . . ?

Mai: You don't have to act like that! Authoress won't be doing that for you!

Joey: She won't?

Authoress: No, I won't.

Joey: Grrr . . . * punches bookshelf in frustration *

Authoress: And THIS is the guy people say you like Mai?

Mai: I know! It's SO embarrassing!

Joey: HEY!! There's a hole behind this pot!

Authoress: Good! That's how you get out Joey!

Joey: I DIDN'T need YOUR help! * sticks out a raspberry at Authoress, and crawls through the hole *

Mai: -_-;;;

Authoress: * slowly grins * Easy Mai. I can embarrass him. After all, this is going to be a documentary as well, just like the Ocarina of Time parody.

Mai: Then that means . . .

Authoress: * pulls out camera * THAT'S RIGHT! TIME TO FOLLOW JOEY!!!! * crawls through hole *

Mai: Aren't you a little TOO big for the hole?

Authoress: No I'm not! See, I'm already through it!

Mai: Oh.

Joey: Where now?

Mai: Try getting the map.

Joey: If I knew where to go, I would, missy!

Authoress: Oohh, the couple is fighting ALREADY! Gotta get this on tape! * films *

Mai: HEY!!!!!

[Forsaken Fortress, eventually at the part where Joey has to slide against the wall]

Joey: That was a lot.

Authoress: * shrugs * I don't have my guide with me at the moment. I'll get up and grab it sometime.

Mai: Yeah, I guess she might.

Authoress: -_-;; Just go across Joey.

Joey: Ok, ok. * sidles against the wall and makes his way across * Easy Joey . . . easy, don't wanna fall . . . .

Mai: * grins * PSYCHE!!!!!

Joey: AH!! * falls down more then 50 feet *

Authoress: MAI!!!! Now we have to go get him! * snaps fingers *

Joey: @_@ Just another 5 minutes Mom . . . * falls over unconscious *

Mai: What? It was fun!!

Authoress: Joey has a fight to wage past this point!

Mai: So? Wait till he wakes up!

Authoress: We don't have the time! We need a replacement!

Yugi: * jumps, raises hand, and yells out * ME!!!??

Authoress: Ok, Yugi can fight!

Yugi: YEAH!!! * grabs sword *

Mai: I never thought I would see the day when Yugi would WANT to fight something.

Authoress: I guess the last fic changed him.

Mai: Yeah. * winces * That must've hurt.

Authoress: * covers eyes * Let me know when I can look.

Mai: Ok. . . . . you can look.

Authoress: * peeks * MAI!!! * covers eyes again *

[The room where Joey (who has just recovered) rescues Rebecca]

Joey: Rebecca!

Rebecca: You were supposed to enter QUIETLY!!!!!

Joey: So? I get tossed out of the tower anyway.

Rebecca: But still . . .

Amelda: Whose this?

Joey: What's HE doing here?

Rebecca: He's supposed to play one of these girls. I can't tell who though.

Joey: Isn't Amelda a GUY?!

Amelda: I know! Why am I playing a GIRL?!?

Authoress: You look the part. Besides, it's not like Link romances with any of them, so your safe.

Amelda: . . . . if you say so . . .

QB: CRAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!! * swoops in the room *

Joey: AW CRAP!!!!!! * gets picked up *

[Where the Queen Bird takes Joey to it's . . . . master]

Marik: You again?

Joey: Yeah, it's me!

Marik: How you and your friends annoy me. * looks at QB * Toss him in the ocean.

QB: * proceeds to do so *

Joey: * is tossed in ocean * AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

[When Joey wakes up . . . .]

???: Baka! Wake up!

Joey: H-huh? * rubs eyes * What am I doing in a boat?

???: The story involved a boat!

Joey: I know that voice . . . and I don't like what I'm hearing . . .

???: And I don't like what I'm hearing either, monkey!

Joey: KAIBA?!?!?!

Seto: Yeah, that's right. It's me.

Joey: Why did Authoress stick YOU in this role?!?!?!?

Seto: I don't know, but I don't like it!

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There! Another chapter, completed!

Yugi: And now, go do your homework!!!

Awww . . . .