And Then The Legend Sort Of Started, If You Could Say That . . .
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Joey: * climbs up the stairs * Ok, first, I need to get in the building . . . second I would need to get my sister out. Wait, first I would have to get my sword.
Mai: Hey, you might want to think of getting rid of those lights first.
Joey: Why?
Authoress: The de dan tribe will rush after you until your DEAD!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU HEARD ME! DEEEAAAADD!!!! * runs off *
Joey: -_-; And WHATS wrong with her?
Mai: I'm not sure. But she HAS done the second play through.
Authoress: Not really. I got so bored looking for the Triforce pieces that I quit.
Joey: How come I can't quit?
Authoress: The role suits you PERFECTLY!!!
Joey: What makes you think that?
Mai: You're already in character!
Joey: I am?
Authoress: Yeah! This Link is ALWAYS being reckless!
Joey: * thinking * This has to be some girl tactic . . . but I won't buy it! I'll stay cool and calm, and outwit them BOTH! Heh heh . . .
Mai: What do you think he's thinking about?
Authoress: Ways to get himself killed in here?
Mai: Yeah, that's probably it.
Joey: I'll show you two! * accidentally walks into the spotlight *
Miniblins: De dan? * start swarming Joey *
Authoress: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs off again *
Mai: -_-;; Something tells me Yugi should be doing this part instead.
Yugi: Yeah. This would be a piece of cake. I'd hide in that barrel and make my way to the building. * points to barrel by the water *
Mai: . . . .
[Forsaken Fortress - First Room]
Joey: Rats!
Mai: What is it NOW Joey?
Joey: Rats!
Mai: -_-' You'll have to show me! I can't see them!
Joey: Ok. * puts the stone in front of the rats hole *
Rat: * grabs stone *
Joey: AH! . . . oh well. I wont have HER bugging me anymore! Heh heh . . . * dusts hands and walks off confidently *
Rat 1: * thinking * I don't like this stone. Let's chuck it back at the guy.
Rat 2: Yeah, let's toss it! * grabs it and tosses it at Joey's head *
Joey: * gets hit in the back of the head * Rats! X_x
Authoress: ummm . . . THAT was unexpected . . .
Mai: I would have to agree . . .
[Forsaken Fortress - First Hallway]
Authoress: Hmmm . . . should he go for the heart piece or not . . .
Joey: What would it do?
Mai: Allow you to live longer.
Joey: Yugi and Yami survived and they didn't' collect many.
Authoress: Fine. Then I guess you should go and get Aryl. The best route would be to get caught.
Joey: o.O
Authoress: What? That would be the easiest way to get to the next floor. Besides, you have no sword, so you need to take it the easy way, buster.
Mai: Yeah, Authoress is right.
Authoress: Plus, there's a funny music playing when you get tossed in jail! ^^
Joey: Riiiiiiight . . . * goes and gets caught *
[Joey's Cell]
He lands on the floor of his cell face first, and the funny music plays ^_^.
Authoress: TOLD you there was funny music! ^_^
Mai: Yeah, she was right! It is funny ^^.
Joey: * muttering * girls . . .
Mai: Now time for him to get out of here.
Joey: Yeah, how would I go and do THAT?! Hmmmm . . . ?
Mai: You don't have to act like that! Authoress won't be doing that for you!
Joey: She won't?
Authoress: No, I won't.
Joey: Grrr . . . * punches bookshelf in frustration *
Authoress: And THIS is the guy people say you like Mai?
Mai: I know! It's SO embarrassing!
Joey: HEY!! There's a hole behind this pot!
Authoress: Good! That's how you get out Joey!
Joey: I DIDN'T need YOUR help! * sticks out a raspberry at Authoress, and crawls through the hole *
Mai: -_-;;;
Authoress: * slowly grins * Easy Mai. I can embarrass him. After all, this is going to be a documentary as well, just like the Ocarina of Time parody.
Mai: Then that means . . .
Authoress: * pulls out camera * THAT'S RIGHT! TIME TO FOLLOW JOEY!!!! * crawls through hole *
Mai: Aren't you a little TOO big for the hole?
Authoress: No I'm not! See, I'm already through it!
Mai: Oh.
Joey: Where now?
Mai: Try getting the map.
Joey: If I knew where to go, I would, missy!
Authoress: Oohh, the couple is fighting ALREADY! Gotta get this on tape! * films *
Mai: HEY!!!!!
[Forsaken Fortress, eventually at the part where Joey has to slide against the wall]
Joey: That was a lot.
Authoress: * shrugs * I don't have my guide with me at the moment. I'll get up and grab it sometime.
Mai: Yeah, I guess she might.
Authoress: -_-;; Just go across Joey.
Joey: Ok, ok. * sidles against the wall and makes his way across * Easy Joey . . . easy, don't wanna fall . . . .
Mai: * grins * PSYCHE!!!!!
Joey: AH!! * falls down more then 50 feet *
Authoress: MAI!!!! Now we have to go get him! * snaps fingers *
Joey: @_@ Just another 5 minutes Mom . . . * falls over unconscious *
Mai: What? It was fun!!
Authoress: Joey has a fight to wage past this point!
Mai: So? Wait till he wakes up!
Authoress: We don't have the time! We need a replacement!
Yugi: * jumps, raises hand, and yells out * ME!!!??
Authoress: Ok, Yugi can fight!
Yugi: YEAH!!! * grabs sword *
Mai: I never thought I would see the day when Yugi would WANT to fight something.
Authoress: I guess the last fic changed him.
Mai: Yeah. * winces * That must've hurt.
Authoress: * covers eyes * Let me know when I can look.
Mai: Ok. . . . . you can look.
Authoress: * peeks * MAI!!! * covers eyes again *
[The room where Joey (who has just recovered) rescues Rebecca]
Joey: Rebecca!
Rebecca: You were supposed to enter QUIETLY!!!!!
Joey: So? I get tossed out of the tower anyway.
Rebecca: But still . . .
Amelda: Whose this?
Joey: What's HE doing here?
Rebecca: He's supposed to play one of these girls. I can't tell who though.
Joey: Isn't Amelda a GUY?!
Amelda: I know! Why am I playing a GIRL?!?
Authoress: You look the part. Besides, it's not like Link romances with any of them, so your safe.
Amelda: . . . . if you say so . . .
QB: CRAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!! * swoops in the room *
Joey: AW CRAP!!!!!! * gets picked up *
[Where the Queen Bird takes Joey to it's . . . . master]
Marik: You again?
Joey: Yeah, it's me!
Marik: How you and your friends annoy me. * looks at QB * Toss him in the ocean.
QB: * proceeds to do so *
Joey: * is tossed in ocean * AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
[When Joey wakes up . . . .]
???: Baka! Wake up!
Joey: H-huh? * rubs eyes * What am I doing in a boat?
???: The story involved a boat!
Joey: I know that voice . . . and I don't like what I'm hearing . . .
???: And I don't like what I'm hearing either, monkey!
Joey: KAIBA?!?!?!
Seto: Yeah, that's right. It's me.
Joey: Why did Authoress stick YOU in this role?!?!?!?
Seto: I don't know, but I don't like it!
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There! Another chapter, completed!
Yugi: And now, go do your homework!!!
Awww . . . .
~
Joey: * climbs up the stairs * Ok, first, I need to get in the building . . . second I would need to get my sister out. Wait, first I would have to get my sword.
Mai: Hey, you might want to think of getting rid of those lights first.
Joey: Why?
Authoress: The de dan tribe will rush after you until your DEAD!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU HEARD ME! DEEEAAAADD!!!! * runs off *
Joey: -_-; And WHATS wrong with her?
Mai: I'm not sure. But she HAS done the second play through.
Authoress: Not really. I got so bored looking for the Triforce pieces that I quit.
Joey: How come I can't quit?
Authoress: The role suits you PERFECTLY!!!
Joey: What makes you think that?
Mai: You're already in character!
Joey: I am?
Authoress: Yeah! This Link is ALWAYS being reckless!
Joey: * thinking * This has to be some girl tactic . . . but I won't buy it! I'll stay cool and calm, and outwit them BOTH! Heh heh . . .
Mai: What do you think he's thinking about?
Authoress: Ways to get himself killed in here?
Mai: Yeah, that's probably it.
Joey: I'll show you two! * accidentally walks into the spotlight *
Miniblins: De dan? * start swarming Joey *
Authoress: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs off again *
Mai: -_-;; Something tells me Yugi should be doing this part instead.
Yugi: Yeah. This would be a piece of cake. I'd hide in that barrel and make my way to the building. * points to barrel by the water *
Mai: . . . .
[Forsaken Fortress - First Room]
Joey: Rats!
Mai: What is it NOW Joey?
Joey: Rats!
Mai: -_-' You'll have to show me! I can't see them!
Joey: Ok. * puts the stone in front of the rats hole *
Rat: * grabs stone *
Joey: AH! . . . oh well. I wont have HER bugging me anymore! Heh heh . . . * dusts hands and walks off confidently *
Rat 1: * thinking * I don't like this stone. Let's chuck it back at the guy.
Rat 2: Yeah, let's toss it! * grabs it and tosses it at Joey's head *
Joey: * gets hit in the back of the head * Rats! X_x
Authoress: ummm . . . THAT was unexpected . . .
Mai: I would have to agree . . .
[Forsaken Fortress - First Hallway]
Authoress: Hmmm . . . should he go for the heart piece or not . . .
Joey: What would it do?
Mai: Allow you to live longer.
Joey: Yugi and Yami survived and they didn't' collect many.
Authoress: Fine. Then I guess you should go and get Aryl. The best route would be to get caught.
Joey: o.O
Authoress: What? That would be the easiest way to get to the next floor. Besides, you have no sword, so you need to take it the easy way, buster.
Mai: Yeah, Authoress is right.
Authoress: Plus, there's a funny music playing when you get tossed in jail! ^^
Joey: Riiiiiiight . . . * goes and gets caught *
[Joey's Cell]
He lands on the floor of his cell face first, and the funny music plays ^_^.
Authoress: TOLD you there was funny music! ^_^
Mai: Yeah, she was right! It is funny ^^.
Joey: * muttering * girls . . .
Mai: Now time for him to get out of here.
Joey: Yeah, how would I go and do THAT?! Hmmmm . . . ?
Mai: You don't have to act like that! Authoress won't be doing that for you!
Joey: She won't?
Authoress: No, I won't.
Joey: Grrr . . . * punches bookshelf in frustration *
Authoress: And THIS is the guy people say you like Mai?
Mai: I know! It's SO embarrassing!
Joey: HEY!! There's a hole behind this pot!
Authoress: Good! That's how you get out Joey!
Joey: I DIDN'T need YOUR help! * sticks out a raspberry at Authoress, and crawls through the hole *
Mai: -_-;;;
Authoress: * slowly grins * Easy Mai. I can embarrass him. After all, this is going to be a documentary as well, just like the Ocarina of Time parody.
Mai: Then that means . . .
Authoress: * pulls out camera * THAT'S RIGHT! TIME TO FOLLOW JOEY!!!! * crawls through hole *
Mai: Aren't you a little TOO big for the hole?
Authoress: No I'm not! See, I'm already through it!
Mai: Oh.
Joey: Where now?
Mai: Try getting the map.
Joey: If I knew where to go, I would, missy!
Authoress: Oohh, the couple is fighting ALREADY! Gotta get this on tape! * films *
Mai: HEY!!!!!
[Forsaken Fortress, eventually at the part where Joey has to slide against the wall]
Joey: That was a lot.
Authoress: * shrugs * I don't have my guide with me at the moment. I'll get up and grab it sometime.
Mai: Yeah, I guess she might.
Authoress: -_-;; Just go across Joey.
Joey: Ok, ok. * sidles against the wall and makes his way across * Easy Joey . . . easy, don't wanna fall . . . .
Mai: * grins * PSYCHE!!!!!
Joey: AH!! * falls down more then 50 feet *
Authoress: MAI!!!! Now we have to go get him! * snaps fingers *
Joey: @_@ Just another 5 minutes Mom . . . * falls over unconscious *
Mai: What? It was fun!!
Authoress: Joey has a fight to wage past this point!
Mai: So? Wait till he wakes up!
Authoress: We don't have the time! We need a replacement!
Yugi: * jumps, raises hand, and yells out * ME!!!??
Authoress: Ok, Yugi can fight!
Yugi: YEAH!!! * grabs sword *
Mai: I never thought I would see the day when Yugi would WANT to fight something.
Authoress: I guess the last fic changed him.
Mai: Yeah. * winces * That must've hurt.
Authoress: * covers eyes * Let me know when I can look.
Mai: Ok. . . . . you can look.
Authoress: * peeks * MAI!!! * covers eyes again *
[The room where Joey (who has just recovered) rescues Rebecca]
Joey: Rebecca!
Rebecca: You were supposed to enter QUIETLY!!!!!
Joey: So? I get tossed out of the tower anyway.
Rebecca: But still . . .
Amelda: Whose this?
Joey: What's HE doing here?
Rebecca: He's supposed to play one of these girls. I can't tell who though.
Joey: Isn't Amelda a GUY?!
Amelda: I know! Why am I playing a GIRL?!?
Authoress: You look the part. Besides, it's not like Link romances with any of them, so your safe.
Amelda: . . . . if you say so . . .
QB: CRAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!! * swoops in the room *
Joey: AW CRAP!!!!!! * gets picked up *
[Where the Queen Bird takes Joey to it's . . . . master]
Marik: You again?
Joey: Yeah, it's me!
Marik: How you and your friends annoy me. * looks at QB * Toss him in the ocean.
QB: * proceeds to do so *
Joey: * is tossed in ocean * AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
[When Joey wakes up . . . .]
???: Baka! Wake up!
Joey: H-huh? * rubs eyes * What am I doing in a boat?
???: The story involved a boat!
Joey: I know that voice . . . and I don't like what I'm hearing . . .
???: And I don't like what I'm hearing either, monkey!
Joey: KAIBA?!?!?!
Seto: Yeah, that's right. It's me.
Joey: Why did Authoress stick YOU in this role?!?!?!?
Seto: I don't know, but I don't like it!
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There! Another chapter, completed!
Yugi: And now, go do your homework!!!
Awww . . . .
