AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! IT'S TINGLE!!!!!
~
Joey: So let me get this straight - you are a talking boat that has to take me EVERYWHERE?!
Seto: That's right. And I'm as happy as you are.
Joey: Why did Authoress do this?
Authoress: Perfect BONDING opportunity!
Seto: She is SO dead at the end of this!
Authoress: Kaiba's still going to wear that dress then . . . that's fine with me!
Seto: WHAT?!?!?!?
Authoress: Remember the Spirit Temple? You still haven't said that we're friends yet!
Joey: HAHA!!!! XD
Seto: SHUT IT, YOU!!!!!!
Authoress: . . . anyway, tell Joey what he needs to know, Kaiba.
Seto: Fine. You know who Marik played last time, right?
Joey: Yeah. The pizza guy.
Seto: -_-;;; It's gonna be a long day.
Joey: I was kidding Kaiba! I know he plays Ganondorf! . . . . don't tell me he's back again!
Seto: Well, he is.
Joey: How did he get out?
Seto: I don't know.
Joey: Aren't you supposed to know everything?
Seto: You would think that, seeing as I am the -
Authoress: DON'T SPILL THE BEANS!!! Maybe Ganondorf used his Triforce of Power. Who knows? But anyway, he got out. And now he's looking for the other two pieces, and he's gonna do whatever it takes.
Joey: Why can't Kaiba tell me what he does?
Authoress: It would ruin the whole plot!!
Joey: Ah.
Authoress: Now, tell Joey you need him to get a sail.
Joey: Can't you just GIVE us one?
Authoress: No. It would lessen my fun!
Seto: Is there even such a WORD, as 'lessen'?
Authoress: If I didn't think there was one, would I have said it?
Joey: Whatever. I'll just go get the sail * leaves the boat and goes into town *
Authoress: So, we're STILL not friends?
Seto: Right.
Authoress: Well, you should look pretty funny later on. XD
[Windfall Island - Town]
Joey: Wow. This place sure is big. What do I do here.
Authoress: Wanna go free Tingle first? * lightening bolts flash after Tingles name *
Joey: Is the name 'Tingle' a bad sign?
Authoress: In short, yes. It is.
Joey: What does he do?
Authoress: You have to see for yourself.
Joey: Ok! * goes to Windfall Prison *
Authoress: The poor naïve boy . . . * sighs *
[Windfall Island - Prison]
Joey: So, whose here?
Varon [in Tingles outfit]: Me, that's who.
Joey: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!! YOU'RE TINGLE!?!?!?
Varon: Umm . . . yeah. * looks embarrassed *
Joey: So, what does Tingle do?
Varon: I'll show you if you let me out. There's a switch under the pots.
Joey: Ok. * moves pots and presses switch *
Varon: Thank the lord I'm FREE!!!!!! * dashes out, but stops right in front of the door *
Joey: What?
Varon: I have to give you a couple things.
Joey: And tell me what you do that is so annoying and terrifying!
Varon: Ok. Here's a map to my island * hands over Tingles chart *. It honks when you close it.
Joey: AH!!!!
Varon: That isn't the worst of it believe me.
Joey: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Varon: And here's the Tingle Tuner. It's a device used when the two systems are connected.
Authoress: I've never found a use for it, personally.
Joey: Mainly 'cause you can't connect them.
Authoress: Well why should I? It's probably some marketing thing to get me to buy it. I don't need it to beat the game.
Joey: Darn it.
Authoress: Har har.
Varon: -_-;; anyway, and here is the information about Tingle that terrifies Authoress.
Authoress: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE THE MINIBLINS!!!!!! THEY NEVER GO AWAY!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! * runs off *
Joey: * whirls finger around his ear * She's nuts.
Varon: Or she suffers from Tingleitus.
Joey: You just made that up.
Varon: Prove it.
Joey: Since when was there a disease with 'Tingle' in it? And besides, when people make up names, they usually stick 'itus' at the end of it.
Varon: Since when were you THAT smart?
Joey: HEY!!
Varon: Ok. Here it is. * does funny dance, while repeating the following words * Tingle Tingle Koo-looh Limpah! * throws confetti *
Joey: Since when was that so scary?
Vaorn: Over exposure to it I guess. It's Tingleitus, I swear!
Joey: What are the symptoms?
Varon: I don't' know. I still have to research it further * pulls out paper and pencil, and goes in search of Authoress *
Joey: I see . . . .
[Windfall Island - Camera Dude's Store]
Joey: Since when did you call old guys 'dudes'?
Authoress: Since now. Get inside! * shoves Joey in store *
Joey: HEY!
Pegasus: Hm?
Joey: AAAAAHHH!!!!!
Pegasus: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Joey: Why are you screaming?
Pegasus: Well who wants to see YOU?
Joey: T_T HEY!!! That hurts!
Pegasus: Oh boo hoo.
Joey: * gets mad * Then I guess you don't want me to recover that camera of yours!
Pegasus: I had a camera?
Joey: YEAH!!! You run a CAMERA store!
Pegasus: So THAT'S what everyone is talking about in here . . . I had no clue what they were saying.
Joey: * anime falls * That's it, I'm leaving . . .
[Windfall - Outside]
Joey: Now I have to get the sail . . . * walks past store *
Authoress: -_- * puts up a sign *
Joey: * walks by * Hey, do you know where I can get a sail?
Random Woman Joey Asked: Why should I know? What DOES a sail look like?
Joey: * sighs *
[Windfall at night time]
Joey: Does ANYONE know where I can get a sail?
Random Guy: Can't you read!!! * points to glowing sign *
Glowing sign: GET SAIL HERE!!!!!!! * has arrow pointing to store *
Joey: How long has it been there?
Random Guy: All DAY.
Joey: * sweatdrops * Oh. * walks over *
Weevil: So, what are you here for?
Joey: A sail. And weren't you on the ship?
Weevil: I guess Authoress wanted me in this role.
Joey: Yeah. Speaking of which, where is she?
Weevil: Last I saw, Varon was chasing her.
Joey: Yeah, he wants a documentation on Tingleitus.
Weevil: What's that?
Joey: Some disease from too much Tingle I guess.
Weevil: . . . . anyway. A sail is 80 rupees.
Joey: * checks wallet * How about a stick of gum and 79 rupees?
Weevil: * rubs chin * Hmmmmm . . . naw. You'll have to give me that gum first, then I'll give you a rupee for it. Then pay me those rupees.
Joey: Ok * hands gum, then hands the rupee and the 79 others with it *
Weevil: Here's your sail * hands it to Joey *
Joey: Thanks * runs off *
[With Kaiba and Joey]
Seto: Do you have the sail?
Joey: Yep. Just bought it from Weevil.
Seto: I thought you got drunk, you were gone for so long!
Joey: Why would they let a person my size in a bar?
Seto: I don't know, but from seeing how tall some of these people are, you could get in.
Joey: -_-;; Let's just sail the damn boat.
--- --- ---
Yugi: Varon is still chasing Authoress, so I'LL be filling in. Isn't that great?
Authoress: * is heard from a distance * That's what you think!
Yugi: * looks there, then looks back at the viewers * Well anyway. When are we gonna get to my part?
Authoress: When they reach Dragon Roost! Next chapter!
Yugi: * grins * Ok.
Authoress: Can ANYONE get this guy off me?
Varon: What? I just want to ask you some questions!
Yugi: Stop chasing Authoress, Varon! Or should I sick Joey on you?
Vaorn: What's so bad about that?
Yugi: -_-;; I have no control.
Authoress: DAMN IT!!!! SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!
[Some random place somewhere else]
Random Guy: Did you hear that?
Random Boy: Yeah. What was it?
[Back over here]
Yugi: -_-;; This is getting out of hand.
~
Joey: So let me get this straight - you are a talking boat that has to take me EVERYWHERE?!
Seto: That's right. And I'm as happy as you are.
Joey: Why did Authoress do this?
Authoress: Perfect BONDING opportunity!
Seto: She is SO dead at the end of this!
Authoress: Kaiba's still going to wear that dress then . . . that's fine with me!
Seto: WHAT?!?!?!?
Authoress: Remember the Spirit Temple? You still haven't said that we're friends yet!
Joey: HAHA!!!! XD
Seto: SHUT IT, YOU!!!!!!
Authoress: . . . anyway, tell Joey what he needs to know, Kaiba.
Seto: Fine. You know who Marik played last time, right?
Joey: Yeah. The pizza guy.
Seto: -_-;;; It's gonna be a long day.
Joey: I was kidding Kaiba! I know he plays Ganondorf! . . . . don't tell me he's back again!
Seto: Well, he is.
Joey: How did he get out?
Seto: I don't know.
Joey: Aren't you supposed to know everything?
Seto: You would think that, seeing as I am the -
Authoress: DON'T SPILL THE BEANS!!! Maybe Ganondorf used his Triforce of Power. Who knows? But anyway, he got out. And now he's looking for the other two pieces, and he's gonna do whatever it takes.
Joey: Why can't Kaiba tell me what he does?
Authoress: It would ruin the whole plot!!
Joey: Ah.
Authoress: Now, tell Joey you need him to get a sail.
Joey: Can't you just GIVE us one?
Authoress: No. It would lessen my fun!
Seto: Is there even such a WORD, as 'lessen'?
Authoress: If I didn't think there was one, would I have said it?
Joey: Whatever. I'll just go get the sail * leaves the boat and goes into town *
Authoress: So, we're STILL not friends?
Seto: Right.
Authoress: Well, you should look pretty funny later on. XD
[Windfall Island - Town]
Joey: Wow. This place sure is big. What do I do here.
Authoress: Wanna go free Tingle first? * lightening bolts flash after Tingles name *
Joey: Is the name 'Tingle' a bad sign?
Authoress: In short, yes. It is.
Joey: What does he do?
Authoress: You have to see for yourself.
Joey: Ok! * goes to Windfall Prison *
Authoress: The poor naïve boy . . . * sighs *
[Windfall Island - Prison]
Joey: So, whose here?
Varon [in Tingles outfit]: Me, that's who.
Joey: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!! YOU'RE TINGLE!?!?!?
Varon: Umm . . . yeah. * looks embarrassed *
Joey: So, what does Tingle do?
Varon: I'll show you if you let me out. There's a switch under the pots.
Joey: Ok. * moves pots and presses switch *
Varon: Thank the lord I'm FREE!!!!!! * dashes out, but stops right in front of the door *
Joey: What?
Varon: I have to give you a couple things.
Joey: And tell me what you do that is so annoying and terrifying!
Varon: Ok. Here's a map to my island * hands over Tingles chart *. It honks when you close it.
Joey: AH!!!!
Varon: That isn't the worst of it believe me.
Joey: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Varon: And here's the Tingle Tuner. It's a device used when the two systems are connected.
Authoress: I've never found a use for it, personally.
Joey: Mainly 'cause you can't connect them.
Authoress: Well why should I? It's probably some marketing thing to get me to buy it. I don't need it to beat the game.
Joey: Darn it.
Authoress: Har har.
Varon: -_-;; anyway, and here is the information about Tingle that terrifies Authoress.
Authoress: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE THE MINIBLINS!!!!!! THEY NEVER GO AWAY!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! * runs off *
Joey: * whirls finger around his ear * She's nuts.
Varon: Or she suffers from Tingleitus.
Joey: You just made that up.
Varon: Prove it.
Joey: Since when was there a disease with 'Tingle' in it? And besides, when people make up names, they usually stick 'itus' at the end of it.
Varon: Since when were you THAT smart?
Joey: HEY!!
Varon: Ok. Here it is. * does funny dance, while repeating the following words * Tingle Tingle Koo-looh Limpah! * throws confetti *
Joey: Since when was that so scary?
Vaorn: Over exposure to it I guess. It's Tingleitus, I swear!
Joey: What are the symptoms?
Varon: I don't' know. I still have to research it further * pulls out paper and pencil, and goes in search of Authoress *
Joey: I see . . . .
[Windfall Island - Camera Dude's Store]
Joey: Since when did you call old guys 'dudes'?
Authoress: Since now. Get inside! * shoves Joey in store *
Joey: HEY!
Pegasus: Hm?
Joey: AAAAAHHH!!!!!
Pegasus: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Joey: Why are you screaming?
Pegasus: Well who wants to see YOU?
Joey: T_T HEY!!! That hurts!
Pegasus: Oh boo hoo.
Joey: * gets mad * Then I guess you don't want me to recover that camera of yours!
Pegasus: I had a camera?
Joey: YEAH!!! You run a CAMERA store!
Pegasus: So THAT'S what everyone is talking about in here . . . I had no clue what they were saying.
Joey: * anime falls * That's it, I'm leaving . . .
[Windfall - Outside]
Joey: Now I have to get the sail . . . * walks past store *
Authoress: -_- * puts up a sign *
Joey: * walks by * Hey, do you know where I can get a sail?
Random Woman Joey Asked: Why should I know? What DOES a sail look like?
Joey: * sighs *
[Windfall at night time]
Joey: Does ANYONE know where I can get a sail?
Random Guy: Can't you read!!! * points to glowing sign *
Glowing sign: GET SAIL HERE!!!!!!! * has arrow pointing to store *
Joey: How long has it been there?
Random Guy: All DAY.
Joey: * sweatdrops * Oh. * walks over *
Weevil: So, what are you here for?
Joey: A sail. And weren't you on the ship?
Weevil: I guess Authoress wanted me in this role.
Joey: Yeah. Speaking of which, where is she?
Weevil: Last I saw, Varon was chasing her.
Joey: Yeah, he wants a documentation on Tingleitus.
Weevil: What's that?
Joey: Some disease from too much Tingle I guess.
Weevil: . . . . anyway. A sail is 80 rupees.
Joey: * checks wallet * How about a stick of gum and 79 rupees?
Weevil: * rubs chin * Hmmmmm . . . naw. You'll have to give me that gum first, then I'll give you a rupee for it. Then pay me those rupees.
Joey: Ok * hands gum, then hands the rupee and the 79 others with it *
Weevil: Here's your sail * hands it to Joey *
Joey: Thanks * runs off *
[With Kaiba and Joey]
Seto: Do you have the sail?
Joey: Yep. Just bought it from Weevil.
Seto: I thought you got drunk, you were gone for so long!
Joey: Why would they let a person my size in a bar?
Seto: I don't know, but from seeing how tall some of these people are, you could get in.
Joey: -_-;; Let's just sail the damn boat.
--- --- ---
Yugi: Varon is still chasing Authoress, so I'LL be filling in. Isn't that great?
Authoress: * is heard from a distance * That's what you think!
Yugi: * looks there, then looks back at the viewers * Well anyway. When are we gonna get to my part?
Authoress: When they reach Dragon Roost! Next chapter!
Yugi: * grins * Ok.
Authoress: Can ANYONE get this guy off me?
Varon: What? I just want to ask you some questions!
Yugi: Stop chasing Authoress, Varon! Or should I sick Joey on you?
Vaorn: What's so bad about that?
Yugi: -_-;; I have no control.
Authoress: DAMN IT!!!! SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!
[Some random place somewhere else]
Random Guy: Did you hear that?
Random Boy: Yeah. What was it?
[Back over here]
Yugi: -_-;; This is getting out of hand.
