Title: Real Good Man

Rating: PG

Spoilers: None

Season: Six

Summary: Jack tries to get even but he gets busted instead.

Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate SG-1 or it's characters just barrowing for entertainment purposes. I also have no rights to Tim McGraw's "Real Good Man", I'm just barrowing, I only own the plot.

Author's Note: Well, here's the next part! I hope everyone likes it:) I won't continue unless people want more, so please review.

Special Thanks: A special thanks goes to Plaidtiger for come up with the idea for the song! Thanks to everyone else who sent in songs, I'm using as many as I can:)

Key:

~ Sam's thoughts

// Jack's thoughts

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Sam watched Jonas escort Janet into her house from her car, since Cassie was at a sleepover, there was no one home to play witness to the events. Janet was still three sheets to the wind so Jonas offered to take her inside and put her to bed, he made some lame joke of how Sam needed to rest after her performance.

~He's such a gentleman, only if Janet would realize it.~

A few moments later Jonas came jogging down the walkway and climbed into the car next to Sam, "Okay, she's in bed with a glass of water on the bed stand. I closed the blinds and left two aspirins on the bed stand for her tomorrow morning. Is that good enough?"

Sam grinned, Jonas looked like a worried, overprotective mother leaving her child away at college for the first night, "Yeah, that's perfect Jonas."

Sam started her car and pulled out of Janet's driveway, "Thanks for driving me back to the base Sam."

"No problem." Sam shrugged and the car fell into silence. Jonas was tempted to say something about what Janet told him but decided that it was against his best judgment.

~I wonder what Jonas is smiling about...~

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//Geez, that woman has guts. I just need to think of something that she can't top.//

"O'Neill, do you believe it wise that Jonas Quinn left with Major Carter?" Teal'c asked, breaking the silence that had previously hung in the truck.

"I'm not talking to you." Jack answered, never looking away from the road.

"Because I will not become your Doctor Fraiser?" Teal'c asked, slightly amused.

"Aw, please..." Jack begged.

"No." Teal'c answered, turning his head to look out of the windshield with a grin on his face.

"That's just wrong T." Jack pouted.

"I disagree." Teal'c responded, still grinning.

Jack pulled to a stop in the SGC garage, "Okay so you won't help me find songs, fine but at least give me an idea or two."

"If I give you one idea O'Neill, will you no longer pester me?" Teal'c asked.

"Yes please buddy, anything." Jack agreed.

"I will return." Teal'c said as he headed to the nearest elevator. Sure enough Teal'c returned several minutes later. He walked over to Jack's side of the car and held out a CD case. "I believe this will be of assistance O'Neill."

Jack took the CD and glanced at it, "Tim McGraw? Teal'c how is this supposed to help..."

"O'Neill, I believe that song thirteen will be beneficial to you're battle with Major Carter. Good night." Teal'c responded as he walked back to the elevator. Jack opened the case and slid the CD into his car's player, setting it to play the thirteenth song. When it came on, Jack grinned.

//I *will* win this war.//

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Sam pulled her car into the SGC garage just as Jack was pulling out. They caught each other's eyes and Jack nodded towards her, "Major."

"Sir." Sam nodded back; she held his eyes until he pulled away. She pulled her car to a stop and Jonas unbuckled his seatbelt.

"Thank you for the ride home Sam." He grinned.

"You're welcome Jonas. See you tomorrow." Sam grinned back as the fair-haired alien climbed out of her car and headed towards the elevator.

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Jack walked down one of the corridors of the SGC the next morning with a huge grin on his face. He couldn't help it; by the end of the day he would have won the war. There was no way that Sam was going to be able to top what he had in mind. He grinned and nodded to everyone he passed and walked as if he were on cloud nine, which just added to the rumor mill of the SGC but he didn't care, it wouldn't compare to what he was planning.

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Sam arrived to the SGC early and was surprised to find Jack's truck already parked, with no sign that he was sleeping in it.

~Interesting...~

Sam headed to her lab first, going through her regular routine. First she checked her mail, which, as usual, held nothing interesting, next her e-mail which, again, held nothing of interest before grabbing herself a cup of coffee and heading to Janet's office.

"Jan? Are you in?" Sam asked as she opened her friend's office door to find no lights on.

"Don't turn on the lights." Janet's voice called from inside of her office. Sam did as she was told and walked in, finding herself a chair.

"Not feeling well?" Sam asked.

"Well actually I'm feeling quite well considering." Janet sighed as she flicked on her desk light.

"That would probably be because of Jonas." Sam said as she gave her friend her cup of coffee.

"Jonas? Why?" Janet yawned before sipping her steaming cup of caffeine.

"He caught you at the bar last night, stopped you from drinking and even put you to bed." Sam answered.

"He did what?" Janet jumped out of her seat, but grabbed the desk, still shaky.

"I think he likes you." Sam grinned mischievously at her friend.

Before Janet could reply the PA system clicked on and caught her attention. Sam listened carefully too, listening to hear if something went wrong, which was generally the reason why the PA system was used, but instead of General Hammond's slight drawl or some technician's voice an all to familiar one rang.

"Hello ladies and gentlemen for your entertainment here is a little ditty," the voice said.

Sam gave Janet a panicked look, "That's the Colonel."

Just then music began playing and Sam could feel her cheeks flush.

~How am I going to get him back for this?~

//Girl, you've never known no one like me

Up there in your high society

They might tell you I'm no good

Girl they need to understand

Just who I am

I may be a real bad boy

But baby I'm a real good man

I may drink too much and play too loud

Hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd

That don't mean I don't respect

My mama or my Uncle Sam

Yes sir, yes ma'am

I may be a real bad boy

But baby I'm a real good man

Might have a reckless streak

At least a country mile wide

If you're gonna run with me

It's gonna be a wild ride

When it comes to lovin' you

I've got velvet hands

I'll show you how a real bad boy

Can be a real good man

I'll take all the good times I can get

I'm too young for growing up just yet

Ain't much I can promise you

Except to do the best I can//

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Jack grinned as the song ended, there was no way that Sam would be able to beat him now. Just as his mind shifted to happy thoughts the door flung open to reveal a very, *very* angry General Hammond.

"COLONEL O'NEILL! What in the HELL do you think you're doing!?" General Hammond yelled.

"Uh...good morning sir?" Jack stuttered as General Hammond slammed the door behind himself.

//Aw geez, I'm in for it.//

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~He is so in for it, I'll get him.~

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After Thought: Well? What did you think? I must have rewritten this chapter three times so I hope you like the finished product. I know what I want to do for the next chapter but I won't write it unless people want it, so please review.