OKAY I'm the authoress Alex and Im gonna give this a try!Forgive

me for any mistakes/mispelling/grammar or if I offend anyone, I am sorry.Sorry if

it sucks and I will use any flames to burn Kikiyo and make miko-bitch stew/or a hair potion for Manten.

Manten:You are to kind miss

Alex:- Well I like u better than that Bitch but you still creep me out.

Manten: -_- It's because Im bald isnt it?!?!? Why me!! Curse Hiten and his hair!

You like him better than me dont you!!!

Alex:(hiten-eheheh*drools*) *_* Dont take it personally but your just creepy so you gotta

go *opens mystical black void which sucks Manten in* (WHAT I'm the author!I can have powers,

so beware to all especially you Kikiyo! hehheheh)

Kouga:Am I in the story?

Alex:^_^ Of course you are Kouga!And you get to kick some ass.

Kouga:YAY!Dogface you're going down you dead-miko fucker!

Alex:Major Kikiyo/Inuyasha bashing



Hiten:You have been warned

Kagome:Alex will be in the story as well

Alex:Thank you Kagome,now Shippo will do the disclamer

Shippo:DO I GET CANDY?!?! *zomby eyes*

Alex: *backs away slowy* Uhhhh..sure just take this medicine*cough* I MEAN CANDY, and

do the disclamer.

Shippo:*grabs bottle of sleeping pills and downs them all* Hmmmm...these dont

taste like candy...*passes out* ZZZZzzzz -_-

Alex:O-Kay...MIROKU, you do the disclaimer and dont get any ideas...OR ELSE!!!

Miroku:*pouts* I would never lady Alex.

Disclamer: Lady Alex, unfortunatley does not own Inuyasha or it's characters.

(-_- SOMEDAY I WIIL..I hope)

Alex:Thank you Miroku now on with the story!

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Kagome:Inuyasha!! We're having a party in my cabin that I rented for the weekend so

Im inviting everyone over.

Inuyasha:You better not invite Kouga.

Kagome: ^_^ ehehhe..uh opps too late I already did.But dont you dare start a fight with

him or I'll sit you twenty times over!

Inuyasha:*smoke coming out of ears* FINE!!! Invite him if you want! *leaves to go sulk*

Shippo:(He's awake!)*runs and jumps into Kagome's arms* ^_^

Kagome what are we going to do at your cabin?

Kagome:O.o uh.. uh well we're just going be hanging out and playing some games(liar!)

Shippo:WILL THERE BE CHOCOLATE?!??!

Kagome:-_- Sure Shippo.

Shippo: X.X CANDY!!!

Kagome:AIY! SHIPPO, take your medicine first!

Shippo:NEVER!*runs into the woods*

Kagome:O.O Ohhhh...shit.

Miroku:*pops outta nowhere*(How he do that?HE STOLE MY POWERS!!) Lady Kagome your

freind Alex is scaring all of the villagers.

Alex:*Grrrr*YOU SCARE THEM MORE THAN I DO MIROKU!!!

Miroku:Tis not my fault my hands have a mind of their own!

Kagome,Alex: -___-

Miroku:What! Both my hands have been cursed!Its in my genes!You cant blame my family

inheritance.

Alex:*grabs bow and rubber arrow and shoots Miroku in the but* ^_^ hehhe

Miroku:AIY!!! Lady Alex how could you *swings staff at Alex*

Alex:O.O *ducks and trips Miroku* u-u You should have know better than to mess with me

Miroku.

Miroku:X____X

Alex,Kagome:o.O uhhhh...Miroku?

*crikets chirping*

Kagome:-_- Oh well he'll wake up later.

Sango:Kagome, are we ready to go?

Kagome:Yea, lets go!

Sango:*picks up Miroku and throws him onto Kilala(How you spell that? -.-)

Kagome:Everyone else is gonna meet us there so we dont have to wait for them.

Sango,Alex:Who else is coming Kagome?

Kagome:. uhhh..jus-just some other people.

Sango,Alex: o.O *grins*^_^ Hmm...Really?!*both think 'Kouga!'*.

Kagome:^_^ *blushes*

sango,Alex:^-^Kagome and Kouga!AWWWWWWWWWW how sweet!!!*girly screams and giggles*

Miroku:(conscious)Kagome you vixen.

Sango and Alex dance around Kagome.

Miroku:*evil grin* (BAD MIROKU)

Inuyasha(who just happened to hear their earlier converstion with his super demon ears)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

Kagome,Sango,Alex,Miroku: O_______O 'SHIT'

Shippo:*runs out of forest and attaches himself to Inuyasha's head* EEEP!HELP ME!

Everyone: *_*

Shippo:EVIL DEMON BUNNIES WERE HITTING ON ME

Everyone-cept shippo:*anime fall* ehhh *sweat drop*

Pink Bunny Demons run out of the forest and grin evily/pervertedly at Shippo.

(SORRY SHIPPO)

Inuyasha:*_* OMG! They must be Naraku's evil minions!

Alex:*wtf?* What the hell is Naraku on!

Naraku pops out of thin air in a pink bunny costume.(guess he got tired of the baboon look)

Everyone-cept Naraku:*WTF?!?!* NARAKU?!?!?

Naraku: What?! I love pink bunnies they are so fluffy just like Shessomoru(spelling?oh and by

the way Naraku is gay^_^)and baboon pelts were so last century.*does a girly wrist flip*

Everyone else: X____X

Shessomoru flys in on a cloud with Jaken.

Naraku:^_^ FLUFFY!!! I've missed you so!

Shessy:O.O*officialy freaked out*Uh nice to see you to, but I came here to drop off Rin.

Naraku:*pouts and starts to cry*BUT FLUFFY! You have to stay here with me!I LOVE YOU!

Shessy:Uh uh...HELP ME! *Flys off*

Naraku:FLUFFY WAIT!!!*flys after Shessy*

Pink Bunnies start to sniff Jaken.

Jaken:*_* WAIT MASTER SHESSOMORU!

Inuyasha:O-k then... lets get going.

Miroku:I think Naraku must have gotten into "someone's" stash!*grins at Alex*

Alex:*innocent grin* HEY no ones susupose to know about that!

Inuyasha:I almost feel sorry for Shessomuru.-_-

Anime falls!

Shippo:Naraku must have smoked some of Kaede's "special" herbs!

Everyone: -_- eeehhh...

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Alex:Okay that's all for now I've got School tommarrow.I hoped you liked it!It wasnt too

bad was it?

Shessy:You hate me dont you.

Alex:^_^ Course not but you and Naraku would make a great couple!

Shessy:Oh kill me X.X

Shippo:WHEN DO I GET CANDY?!?!

Alex:NO!!! You cant make me! IT"S MY CANDY! Back off fox.

Shippo:MUST HAVE CANDY!!!

Hiten:When am I in the story? I'm too handsome not to be in it.

Manten:Yea cause you stole my hair!GIVE IT BACK!!!

Hiten:It's my hair! Get over it baldy.

Manten:*runs off crying*

Alex:Ouch.Harsh.

Kagome:^_^ We hoped you enjoyed the story.

Miroku:PLEASE REVEIW!

Hiten:Or you shall suffer the rath of the pink bunnies.

Shippo:NO NOT THE BUNNIES *twitches*

Alex:*_*Anyway please please reveiw and I shall forever love you!^_^ I will update very soon I promise.

Sorry if it sucks!

Bye for Now ~Swimmerchic