YAY!! We See YUGI!!! ^_^

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Joey: So, where do we sail too?

Seto: Beats me.

Joey: I'll follow my nose! * jumps out of boat and runs along a path to a bakery *

Authoress: JOEY! You aren't Toucan Sam! [note, I don't own that or Fruit Loops either]

Joey: So? I'll still follow my nose!

Seto: * sighs * This is NEVER going to end!

Authoress: Not on MY watch!

[The Great Sea]

Joey: Gee, that dounut sure did taste good!

Authoress: Yeah, but you didn't' get to finish it.

Joey: T_T MEANIE!

Seto: She got us going!

Authoress: Yeah, and now you sail to Dragon Roost Isle, the place with the first dungeon! * makes heroic type pose *

Joey: * whispers to Kaiba * Do you think she's lost it?

Seto: * whispers back * I thought she lost it long ago.

Authoress: * whacks Joey *

Joey: MUST YOU HURT THE HERO?!!? T_T

Authoress: To get the story going, yes!

Joey: YOU'RE SO MEEAAEEAAN!!!! T_T

Seto: Why did you pick HIM for this job?

Authoress: Well, I don't' think you would've liked it. Besides, Joey suited the role much better. Don't' you agree?

Seto: Eh, I guess so.

Joey: Grr. So, how much longer until we get to the stupid island?

Authoress: Hmmm . . . * looks at watch * About another four hours.

Joey: * sighs *

Seto: Stupid. It'll only take 5 minutes!

Joey: * blinks *

Seto: Don't you know anything about RPGs?

Joey: No. I only play fighters.

Seto: I see . . .

Joey: Yeah. So, what about RPGs?

Seto: The time is shortened so that the player doesn't get bored and stop playing!

Joey: Ah.

Authoress: There. We're here.

Joey: Already?

Authoress: Yeah! You were talking for so long, that it wasted all the travel time! We're at Dragon Roost Island!

Joey: Really?

Authoress: YEAH!!!

Seto: How can someone in THIS role be so STUPID?!

Joey: Grrr . . .

Authoress: Kaiba, just give Joey the Windwaker.

Joey: Windwaker?

Authoress: Yeah. It's just a magical baton.

Joey: * looks bored * Oh.

Seto: Yeah, it didn't' have much of an effect on the game.

Authoress: Not as much as Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask, anyway. Or even Link's Awakening!

Joey: * whispers to Kaiba * Just give me the baton before she gets to out of hand!

Seto: Ok * somehow grabs it and gives it to him *

Joey: Thanks! * runs off *

Authoress: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!

Joey: * is by the stone slab * I wonder what that was. * looks at tablet * Hey, it looks like buttons on here!

Zephos: Gee, how perceptive of you!

Joey: AAAAAAHHH!!!!!! A GIANT FROG!!!!!!

Zephos: I am NOT a giant frog!

Joey: But you look just like one!

Zephos: -_-;; No wonder no one ever visits me.

Joey: . . . . what do those symbols on that tablet mean? * points to tablet *

Zephos: Those are the notes to play a song with the Windwaker.

Joey: Hey! I have that!

Zephos: Do you know how to play it?

Joey: Ummm . . . no.

Zephos: * falls off his cloud * Who gave it to you?

Joey: Kaiba.

Zephos: Oh. Why didn't' he teach you how to play it?

Joey: I had to leave suddenly.

Zephos: Why?

Joey: Authoress

Zephos: Oh. Her.

Authoress: And WHAT is so bad about me?!

Joey: AAAAAHH!!!

Zephos: Why didn't' anyone teach him how to use the baton?

Authoress: He ran off!

Zephos: I see . . .

Joey: Do I have to learn it NOW?!

Authoress: Yeah. All you have to do is point the baton in a particular direction in a certain order.

Joey: That should be easy! * plays the notes on the tablet *

Nothing happens.

Joey: * shakes the Windwaker * What's with this thing?

Zephos: I don't' know. Try playing the notes in the opposite order.

Joey: * does so *

Still, nothing happens.

Joey: STUPID BATON!!!!!

Authoress: Maybe it doesn't like you.

Joey: That's dumb! It's an inanimate object, and can't feel anything!

Authoress: Try playing the OPPOSITE notes.

Joey: Fine. * plays the opposite notes - so it is down, right and then left *

The wind blows - finally!

Authoress: 'Bout time!

Zephos: I wonder why it does that.

Joey: Me too. Stupid thing.

[Inner Caverns - Where the Rito live!]

Joey: Yami?! What are YOU doing here?

Yami: I LIVE here!

Joey: Oh. Then who are the funny looking people?

All the Ritos: PEOPLE?!?!?!

One of them: FUNNY LOOKING?! You wear a green hat, and a tunic! Not to mention that the belt buckle . . . and TIGHTS!!!

Random Rito: Yeah, so look whose talking!

Joey: -_-;;

Grandpa: So, what brings you here?

Joey: Authoress.

Yami: * winces * Ooo . . .

Grandpa: Ah. So, Yami has told me what you did at the Forsaken Fortress. And you survived!

Yami: Actually, he just read ahead in the script.

Joey: Yeah, I survived. Are you going to help get Rebecca the bi - I mean, my sister back?

Grandpa: We would, be we're having dragon problems.

Joey: And you're not going to let me help you, right?

Grandpa: Right! ^_^

Yami: That, and Grandpa needs help in his parenting skills.

Grandpa: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THAT!!!!

Joey: Parenting problems? I thought that raising Yugi would GIVE him parenting skills!

Yami: Well, apparently it hasn't. * gets hit in the head from Grandpa * X_x

Grandpa: * anger vein is popping out * Well anyway . . . . yeah. Maybe you can help my son.

Joey: Sure.

Grandpa: GOOD!!! Now go see Ishizu for something. She's on the top floor.

Joey: Why do I need to see her?

Yami: For some strange reason, Grandpa needs to write a letter to his son.

Grandpa: -_-;; Just go see Ishizu.

Joey: Ok * runs up the ramp *

Yami: . . . . If you want MY opinion, I think you should just go talk to him!

Grandpa: But I'm the leader of a tribe! I don't' have time!

Yami: -_-;; The only thing you DO is stand around here, and then have no other relevance in the game whatsoever!!

Grandpa: And that's a bad thing?

Yami: . . . . whatever.

[Ishizu's room]

Ishizu [in Medli's outfit]: Hi Joey!

Joey: Hi. So, what did you need to give me?

Ishizu: A letter to give to Yugi.

Joey: Yugi is Grandpa's son?

Ishizu: Yep.

Joey: * has grossed out look * I don't' want to know what happened then . . .

Ishizu: * thinks of what Joey is thinking * EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! * shakes her head *

Joey: How about you just give me the letter?

Ishizu: I can't find it. I know I left it SOMEWHERE . . .

Joey: * sighs * Where do you last remember it?

Ishizu: Hmmmm . . . * scratches chin * I think I mixed it with my letter to the museum coordinator and . . . . I put it in the mailbox . . .

Joey: * slaps forehead * Aw crap.

Ishizu: Great, now it's probably back in Domino!

[In Domino]

Museum People: What's this? A letter to Yugi?

Random Museum Person: Who the heck is Yugi?

[Back in Medli's room]

Joey: * sighs * I'll have to go talk to Grandpa. * runs down stairs *

Ishizu suddenly hears a giant crack on the ceiling, and hears some rocks tumbling down onto the ground. When she looks out of her room, she sees Grandpa with a big bruise on his head, with rocks either on or near him.

Grandpa: @_@

Yami: He literally went through the roof!

* drums do that joke sound. I think it was . . . tu tu tsa! Or something *

Joey: ha ha. Very funny Yami. What about the letter?

Yami: Eh, just go talk to him.

Joey: Ok. * goes to Yugi's room *

Ishizu: * sighs * Why can't it be NORMAL around here?!

[Yugi's room]

Joey sees Yugi[dressed as Komali, and the pearl he holds is on his pillow] playing Super Smash Brothers Melee [don't' own that either] as Sheik, and is wiping the floor with the competition too.

Yugi: YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I WON!!!! * starts jumping around his bed * YEAH! I RULE!!

Joey: how come HE gets to play video games all day and I don't'?!!

Authoress: Since when did I put that on the set?!

Yugi: Oh. Hi Joey!

Joey: Hi Yugi.

Authoress: YUUGIIIII!!!!!! * pounces, and gets him in a hug. His face is slowly turning blue * ^________________^

Yugi: Can't . . . . . . . . breathe! Need . . . . . . . oxygen!!

Joey: Authoress! His face is turning BLUE!! Let go of him!

Authoress: * looks * Oops. * lets go * Sorry Yugi!

Yugi: * gasps for breath, then grabs the pearl * So, what did you come here for?

Joey: Well, Grandpa told me to talk to you.

Yugi: Where's the letter?

Joey: Ishizu lost it in the mail.

Yugi: o.O Weird. How did she manage that?

Joey: She was sending mail to the Domino Museum, and it got slipped in there.

Yugi: I see . . . .

Joey: Yeah. So can you give me that pearl?

Yugi: I would, but it would mess up with the story!

Joey: But I just wanna get this DONE!

Yugi: I know how you feel! Luckily for you, the game is shorter then Ocarina of Time.

Authoress: Good thing for Kaiba too.

Yugi: Who does he play?

Joey: He plays the boat!

Yugi: * after a few seconds, falls on the floor laughing * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He's ALWAYS something people ride on!

Authoress: I know. I'm gonna have to change that . . .

Joey: So, where do I go now?

Authoress: Dragon Roost Cavern! To show Komali what COURAGE is! * does heroic pose *

Crickets chirp.

Authoress: Oh fine then. I'll go back to making that Christmas gift. * goes to other table and starts drawing *

Yugi: Oh no. Don't' tell me there's gonna be a CHRISTMAS chapter!

Authoress: Maybe.

Joey: * sighs * Alright. I guess I'll be going. * leaves *

[Where Link meets Medli in the game]

Ishizu: You came!

Joey: Was I supposed to?

Ishizu: Um . . . YEAH!

Joey: It's not like anyone TOLD me!

Ishizu: . . . . anyway. We have to get in that cave.

Joey: Cave? It's a DUNGEON!!

Ishizu: Eh, same thing. Anyway, we have to get inside. When the wind blows in that direction, toss me that way!

Joey: Why would I do that?

Ishizu: So then I can fly onto that platform and enter the cave!

Joey: Oh. I know! I'll use the Windwaker! * pulls it out and plays the Wind's Requim's opposite *

The wind blows in the direction Joey wants.

Joey: heh . . . now I don't have to wait!

Ishizu: I didn't' think you would be able to pull something like THAT off!

Joey: Why is everyone AGAINST me in this fic?! T_T

Ishizu: . . . . .

Joey picks up Ishizu and tosses her. But she crashes into the wall.

Ishizu: * with the stars floating above her head * Hey Joey, when did you become triplets? * shakes head * Toss me again!

Joey: Why? You'll probably crash into the wall and say I'm a triplet again!

Ishizu: No I won't! Just toss me! I have to get in that cave!

Joey: OKOK!!!

After about a dozen more tries, Joey finally gets it right, and Ishizu lands on the ledge.

Ishizu: Phew. That's over. Here! Take this! * tosses down the bottle *

Joey: Just a bottle? I deserve a little MORE then this!

Ishizu: It's all I have!

Joey: Riiiight . . .

Ishizu: * muttering * Jerk . . . * back to Joey * I'll be in the cavern! * dashes off *

Joey: Ok. That's that. * tries to walk off *

Authoress: HOLD IT!!! YOU'RE NOT LEAVING!!

Joey: Why not?!

Authoress: You have to go HELP Ishizu!

Joey: Damnit!!! T_T Whose bright idea was it to make this game anyway?

Authoress: Nintendo's. Now get some of that water with your new bottle and get it on the bomb flowers!

Joey: Then I can play with the bombs?

Authoress: * rolls eyes * Yes, you can play with the bombs.

Joey: SWEET!!! * gets water, climbs up the broken bridge and douses the bombs * Heh heh! * tosses the bombs *

Seto: Joey you idiot! You're supposed to time your throw so it blows up the boulder!

Joey: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Authoress: * takes out Joey's stone * Kaiba wants to talk to you Joey.

Joey: Ok. * puts it at his ear * Hello?

Seto: Idiot. I can see out of this! I don't want to see your ear!

Joey: * removes it from ear * Fine.

Seto: You have to time your throw!

Joey: TIME IT?!

Authoress: I'LL DO IT!!! I'm a master at this!

Joey: . . . . * grins * And you'll get this done in thirty tries.

Authoress: Wrong. * tosses bomb *

The boulder explodes, and then the fountain fills up again.

Authoress: I have my authoress powers with me!

Joey: I should've known it was rigged. -_-;;;

Authoress: Now you have to swim across.

Joey: Ok. * swims to the other side * What's this?! * sees the lava *

Authoress: You have to get those things down so you can cross.

Joey: How did Ishizu get across?!

Authoress: She can fly.

Joey: * muttering inaudibly *

Seto: Stop complaining and get this done with!

Joey: Alright alright! * tosses the first bomb *

The thing lands in the lava.

Authoress: Good! One to go! Even I have had trouble with THIS one.

Joey: Crap. * tries to toss the second bomb *

The bomb misses, and lands in the lava.

[20 tries later]

Joey: FINALLY! * dashes into the cavern *

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There! I finally got an update!! YAY for me! ^__^

Yugi: And WHY were you so busy?

Well I have school work! And then there's Christmas shopping!

Yugi: I see . . .

Yeah! Well . . . I have 4 tests this coming week, and then schools out!

Yugi: At least your at the grade 8 level!

Don't start talking about YOUR work level like my brother!!!

Yugi: Ok, fine * pouts * And what are you making your friends for Christmas?

Homemade comic books! ^___^ I've got 2 done! Just 1 to go!

Yugi: Good luck. That friend your making it for is coming to your house.

Yeah. I gotta hide it. * looks back at the reviewers * Ummmm . . . . leave a review!!!