YAY!! We See YUGI!!! ^_^
~
Joey: So, where do we sail too?
Seto: Beats me.
Joey: I'll follow my nose! * jumps out of boat and runs along a path to a bakery *
Authoress: JOEY! You aren't Toucan Sam! [note, I don't own that or Fruit Loops either]
Joey: So? I'll still follow my nose!
Seto: * sighs * This is NEVER going to end!
Authoress: Not on MY watch!
[The Great Sea]
Joey: Gee, that dounut sure did taste good!
Authoress: Yeah, but you didn't' get to finish it.
Joey: T_T MEANIE!
Seto: She got us going!
Authoress: Yeah, and now you sail to Dragon Roost Isle, the place with the first dungeon! * makes heroic type pose *
Joey: * whispers to Kaiba * Do you think she's lost it?
Seto: * whispers back * I thought she lost it long ago.
Authoress: * whacks Joey *
Joey: MUST YOU HURT THE HERO?!!? T_T
Authoress: To get the story going, yes!
Joey: YOU'RE SO MEEAAEEAAN!!!! T_T
Seto: Why did you pick HIM for this job?
Authoress: Well, I don't' think you would've liked it. Besides, Joey suited the role much better. Don't' you agree?
Seto: Eh, I guess so.
Joey: Grr. So, how much longer until we get to the stupid island?
Authoress: Hmmm . . . * looks at watch * About another four hours.
Joey: * sighs *
Seto: Stupid. It'll only take 5 minutes!
Joey: * blinks *
Seto: Don't you know anything about RPGs?
Joey: No. I only play fighters.
Seto: I see . . .
Joey: Yeah. So, what about RPGs?
Seto: The time is shortened so that the player doesn't get bored and stop playing!
Joey: Ah.
Authoress: There. We're here.
Joey: Already?
Authoress: Yeah! You were talking for so long, that it wasted all the travel time! We're at Dragon Roost Island!
Joey: Really?
Authoress: YEAH!!!
Seto: How can someone in THIS role be so STUPID?!
Joey: Grrr . . .
Authoress: Kaiba, just give Joey the Windwaker.
Joey: Windwaker?
Authoress: Yeah. It's just a magical baton.
Joey: * looks bored * Oh.
Seto: Yeah, it didn't' have much of an effect on the game.
Authoress: Not as much as Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask, anyway. Or even Link's Awakening!
Joey: * whispers to Kaiba * Just give me the baton before she gets to out of hand!
Seto: Ok * somehow grabs it and gives it to him *
Joey: Thanks! * runs off *
Authoress: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!
Joey: * is by the stone slab * I wonder what that was. * looks at tablet * Hey, it looks like buttons on here!
Zephos: Gee, how perceptive of you!
Joey: AAAAAAHHH!!!!!! A GIANT FROG!!!!!!
Zephos: I am NOT a giant frog!
Joey: But you look just like one!
Zephos: -_-;; No wonder no one ever visits me.
Joey: . . . . what do those symbols on that tablet mean? * points to tablet *
Zephos: Those are the notes to play a song with the Windwaker.
Joey: Hey! I have that!
Zephos: Do you know how to play it?
Joey: Ummm . . . no.
Zephos: * falls off his cloud * Who gave it to you?
Joey: Kaiba.
Zephos: Oh. Why didn't' he teach you how to play it?
Joey: I had to leave suddenly.
Zephos: Why?
Joey: Authoress
Zephos: Oh. Her.
Authoress: And WHAT is so bad about me?!
Joey: AAAAAHH!!!
Zephos: Why didn't' anyone teach him how to use the baton?
Authoress: He ran off!
Zephos: I see . . .
Joey: Do I have to learn it NOW?!
Authoress: Yeah. All you have to do is point the baton in a particular direction in a certain order.
Joey: That should be easy! * plays the notes on the tablet *
Nothing happens.
Joey: * shakes the Windwaker * What's with this thing?
Zephos: I don't' know. Try playing the notes in the opposite order.
Joey: * does so *
Still, nothing happens.
Joey: STUPID BATON!!!!!
Authoress: Maybe it doesn't like you.
Joey: That's dumb! It's an inanimate object, and can't feel anything!
Authoress: Try playing the OPPOSITE notes.
Joey: Fine. * plays the opposite notes - so it is down, right and then left *
The wind blows - finally!
Authoress: 'Bout time!
Zephos: I wonder why it does that.
Joey: Me too. Stupid thing.
[Inner Caverns - Where the Rito live!]
Joey: Yami?! What are YOU doing here?
Yami: I LIVE here!
Joey: Oh. Then who are the funny looking people?
All the Ritos: PEOPLE?!?!?!
One of them: FUNNY LOOKING?! You wear a green hat, and a tunic! Not to mention that the belt buckle . . . and TIGHTS!!!
Random Rito: Yeah, so look whose talking!
Joey: -_-;;
Grandpa: So, what brings you here?
Joey: Authoress.
Yami: * winces * Ooo . . .
Grandpa: Ah. So, Yami has told me what you did at the Forsaken Fortress. And you survived!
Yami: Actually, he just read ahead in the script.
Joey: Yeah, I survived. Are you going to help get Rebecca the bi - I mean, my sister back?
Grandpa: We would, be we're having dragon problems.
Joey: And you're not going to let me help you, right?
Grandpa: Right! ^_^
Yami: That, and Grandpa needs help in his parenting skills.
Grandpa: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THAT!!!!
Joey: Parenting problems? I thought that raising Yugi would GIVE him parenting skills!
Yami: Well, apparently it hasn't. * gets hit in the head from Grandpa * X_x
Grandpa: * anger vein is popping out * Well anyway . . . . yeah. Maybe you can help my son.
Joey: Sure.
Grandpa: GOOD!!! Now go see Ishizu for something. She's on the top floor.
Joey: Why do I need to see her?
Yami: For some strange reason, Grandpa needs to write a letter to his son.
Grandpa: -_-;; Just go see Ishizu.
Joey: Ok * runs up the ramp *
Yami: . . . . If you want MY opinion, I think you should just go talk to him!
Grandpa: But I'm the leader of a tribe! I don't' have time!
Yami: -_-;; The only thing you DO is stand around here, and then have no other relevance in the game whatsoever!!
Grandpa: And that's a bad thing?
Yami: . . . . whatever.
[Ishizu's room]
Ishizu [in Medli's outfit]: Hi Joey!
Joey: Hi. So, what did you need to give me?
Ishizu: A letter to give to Yugi.
Joey: Yugi is Grandpa's son?
Ishizu: Yep.
Joey: * has grossed out look * I don't' want to know what happened then . . .
Ishizu: * thinks of what Joey is thinking * EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! * shakes her head *
Joey: How about you just give me the letter?
Ishizu: I can't find it. I know I left it SOMEWHERE . . .
Joey: * sighs * Where do you last remember it?
Ishizu: Hmmmm . . . * scratches chin * I think I mixed it with my letter to the museum coordinator and . . . . I put it in the mailbox . . .
Joey: * slaps forehead * Aw crap.
Ishizu: Great, now it's probably back in Domino!
[In Domino]
Museum People: What's this? A letter to Yugi?
Random Museum Person: Who the heck is Yugi?
[Back in Medli's room]
Joey: * sighs * I'll have to go talk to Grandpa. * runs down stairs *
Ishizu suddenly hears a giant crack on the ceiling, and hears some rocks tumbling down onto the ground. When she looks out of her room, she sees Grandpa with a big bruise on his head, with rocks either on or near him.
Grandpa: @_@
Yami: He literally went through the roof!
* drums do that joke sound. I think it was . . . tu tu tsa! Or something *
Joey: ha ha. Very funny Yami. What about the letter?
Yami: Eh, just go talk to him.
Joey: Ok. * goes to Yugi's room *
Ishizu: * sighs * Why can't it be NORMAL around here?!
[Yugi's room]
Joey sees Yugi[dressed as Komali, and the pearl he holds is on his pillow] playing Super Smash Brothers Melee [don't' own that either] as Sheik, and is wiping the floor with the competition too.
Yugi: YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I WON!!!! * starts jumping around his bed * YEAH! I RULE!!
Joey: how come HE gets to play video games all day and I don't'?!!
Authoress: Since when did I put that on the set?!
Yugi: Oh. Hi Joey!
Joey: Hi Yugi.
Authoress: YUUGIIIII!!!!!! * pounces, and gets him in a hug. His face is slowly turning blue * ^________________^
Yugi: Can't . . . . . . . . breathe! Need . . . . . . . oxygen!!
Joey: Authoress! His face is turning BLUE!! Let go of him!
Authoress: * looks * Oops. * lets go * Sorry Yugi!
Yugi: * gasps for breath, then grabs the pearl * So, what did you come here for?
Joey: Well, Grandpa told me to talk to you.
Yugi: Where's the letter?
Joey: Ishizu lost it in the mail.
Yugi: o.O Weird. How did she manage that?
Joey: She was sending mail to the Domino Museum, and it got slipped in there.
Yugi: I see . . . .
Joey: Yeah. So can you give me that pearl?
Yugi: I would, but it would mess up with the story!
Joey: But I just wanna get this DONE!
Yugi: I know how you feel! Luckily for you, the game is shorter then Ocarina of Time.
Authoress: Good thing for Kaiba too.
Yugi: Who does he play?
Joey: He plays the boat!
Yugi: * after a few seconds, falls on the floor laughing * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He's ALWAYS something people ride on!
Authoress: I know. I'm gonna have to change that . . .
Joey: So, where do I go now?
Authoress: Dragon Roost Cavern! To show Komali what COURAGE is! * does heroic pose *
Crickets chirp.
Authoress: Oh fine then. I'll go back to making that Christmas gift. * goes to other table and starts drawing *
Yugi: Oh no. Don't' tell me there's gonna be a CHRISTMAS chapter!
Authoress: Maybe.
Joey: * sighs * Alright. I guess I'll be going. * leaves *
[Where Link meets Medli in the game]
Ishizu: You came!
Joey: Was I supposed to?
Ishizu: Um . . . YEAH!
Joey: It's not like anyone TOLD me!
Ishizu: . . . . anyway. We have to get in that cave.
Joey: Cave? It's a DUNGEON!!
Ishizu: Eh, same thing. Anyway, we have to get inside. When the wind blows in that direction, toss me that way!
Joey: Why would I do that?
Ishizu: So then I can fly onto that platform and enter the cave!
Joey: Oh. I know! I'll use the Windwaker! * pulls it out and plays the Wind's Requim's opposite *
The wind blows in the direction Joey wants.
Joey: heh . . . now I don't have to wait!
Ishizu: I didn't' think you would be able to pull something like THAT off!
Joey: Why is everyone AGAINST me in this fic?! T_T
Ishizu: . . . . .
Joey picks up Ishizu and tosses her. But she crashes into the wall.
Ishizu: * with the stars floating above her head * Hey Joey, when did you become triplets? * shakes head * Toss me again!
Joey: Why? You'll probably crash into the wall and say I'm a triplet again!
Ishizu: No I won't! Just toss me! I have to get in that cave!
Joey: OKOK!!!
After about a dozen more tries, Joey finally gets it right, and Ishizu lands on the ledge.
Ishizu: Phew. That's over. Here! Take this! * tosses down the bottle *
Joey: Just a bottle? I deserve a little MORE then this!
Ishizu: It's all I have!
Joey: Riiiight . . .
Ishizu: * muttering * Jerk . . . * back to Joey * I'll be in the cavern! * dashes off *
Joey: Ok. That's that. * tries to walk off *
Authoress: HOLD IT!!! YOU'RE NOT LEAVING!!
Joey: Why not?!
Authoress: You have to go HELP Ishizu!
Joey: Damnit!!! T_T Whose bright idea was it to make this game anyway?
Authoress: Nintendo's. Now get some of that water with your new bottle and get it on the bomb flowers!
Joey: Then I can play with the bombs?
Authoress: * rolls eyes * Yes, you can play with the bombs.
Joey: SWEET!!! * gets water, climbs up the broken bridge and douses the bombs * Heh heh! * tosses the bombs *
Seto: Joey you idiot! You're supposed to time your throw so it blows up the boulder!
Joey: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Authoress: * takes out Joey's stone * Kaiba wants to talk to you Joey.
Joey: Ok. * puts it at his ear * Hello?
Seto: Idiot. I can see out of this! I don't want to see your ear!
Joey: * removes it from ear * Fine.
Seto: You have to time your throw!
Joey: TIME IT?!
Authoress: I'LL DO IT!!! I'm a master at this!
Joey: . . . . * grins * And you'll get this done in thirty tries.
Authoress: Wrong. * tosses bomb *
The boulder explodes, and then the fountain fills up again.
Authoress: I have my authoress powers with me!
Joey: I should've known it was rigged. -_-;;;
Authoress: Now you have to swim across.
Joey: Ok. * swims to the other side * What's this?! * sees the lava *
Authoress: You have to get those things down so you can cross.
Joey: How did Ishizu get across?!
Authoress: She can fly.
Joey: * muttering inaudibly *
Seto: Stop complaining and get this done with!
Joey: Alright alright! * tosses the first bomb *
The thing lands in the lava.
Authoress: Good! One to go! Even I have had trouble with THIS one.
Joey: Crap. * tries to toss the second bomb *
The bomb misses, and lands in the lava.
[20 tries later]
Joey: FINALLY! * dashes into the cavern *
--- --- ---
There! I finally got an update!! YAY for me! ^__^
Yugi: And WHY were you so busy?
Well I have school work! And then there's Christmas shopping!
Yugi: I see . . .
Yeah! Well . . . I have 4 tests this coming week, and then schools out!
Yugi: At least your at the grade 8 level!
Don't start talking about YOUR work level like my brother!!!
Yugi: Ok, fine * pouts * And what are you making your friends for Christmas?
Homemade comic books! ^___^ I've got 2 done! Just 1 to go!
Yugi: Good luck. That friend your making it for is coming to your house.
Yeah. I gotta hide it. * looks back at the reviewers * Ummmm . . . . leave a review!!!
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Joey: So, where do we sail too?
Seto: Beats me.
Joey: I'll follow my nose! * jumps out of boat and runs along a path to a bakery *
Authoress: JOEY! You aren't Toucan Sam! [note, I don't own that or Fruit Loops either]
Joey: So? I'll still follow my nose!
Seto: * sighs * This is NEVER going to end!
Authoress: Not on MY watch!
[The Great Sea]
Joey: Gee, that dounut sure did taste good!
Authoress: Yeah, but you didn't' get to finish it.
Joey: T_T MEANIE!
Seto: She got us going!
Authoress: Yeah, and now you sail to Dragon Roost Isle, the place with the first dungeon! * makes heroic type pose *
Joey: * whispers to Kaiba * Do you think she's lost it?
Seto: * whispers back * I thought she lost it long ago.
Authoress: * whacks Joey *
Joey: MUST YOU HURT THE HERO?!!? T_T
Authoress: To get the story going, yes!
Joey: YOU'RE SO MEEAAEEAAN!!!! T_T
Seto: Why did you pick HIM for this job?
Authoress: Well, I don't' think you would've liked it. Besides, Joey suited the role much better. Don't' you agree?
Seto: Eh, I guess so.
Joey: Grr. So, how much longer until we get to the stupid island?
Authoress: Hmmm . . . * looks at watch * About another four hours.
Joey: * sighs *
Seto: Stupid. It'll only take 5 minutes!
Joey: * blinks *
Seto: Don't you know anything about RPGs?
Joey: No. I only play fighters.
Seto: I see . . .
Joey: Yeah. So, what about RPGs?
Seto: The time is shortened so that the player doesn't get bored and stop playing!
Joey: Ah.
Authoress: There. We're here.
Joey: Already?
Authoress: Yeah! You were talking for so long, that it wasted all the travel time! We're at Dragon Roost Island!
Joey: Really?
Authoress: YEAH!!!
Seto: How can someone in THIS role be so STUPID?!
Joey: Grrr . . .
Authoress: Kaiba, just give Joey the Windwaker.
Joey: Windwaker?
Authoress: Yeah. It's just a magical baton.
Joey: * looks bored * Oh.
Seto: Yeah, it didn't' have much of an effect on the game.
Authoress: Not as much as Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask, anyway. Or even Link's Awakening!
Joey: * whispers to Kaiba * Just give me the baton before she gets to out of hand!
Seto: Ok * somehow grabs it and gives it to him *
Joey: Thanks! * runs off *
Authoress: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!
Joey: * is by the stone slab * I wonder what that was. * looks at tablet * Hey, it looks like buttons on here!
Zephos: Gee, how perceptive of you!
Joey: AAAAAAHHH!!!!!! A GIANT FROG!!!!!!
Zephos: I am NOT a giant frog!
Joey: But you look just like one!
Zephos: -_-;; No wonder no one ever visits me.
Joey: . . . . what do those symbols on that tablet mean? * points to tablet *
Zephos: Those are the notes to play a song with the Windwaker.
Joey: Hey! I have that!
Zephos: Do you know how to play it?
Joey: Ummm . . . no.
Zephos: * falls off his cloud * Who gave it to you?
Joey: Kaiba.
Zephos: Oh. Why didn't' he teach you how to play it?
Joey: I had to leave suddenly.
Zephos: Why?
Joey: Authoress
Zephos: Oh. Her.
Authoress: And WHAT is so bad about me?!
Joey: AAAAAHH!!!
Zephos: Why didn't' anyone teach him how to use the baton?
Authoress: He ran off!
Zephos: I see . . .
Joey: Do I have to learn it NOW?!
Authoress: Yeah. All you have to do is point the baton in a particular direction in a certain order.
Joey: That should be easy! * plays the notes on the tablet *
Nothing happens.
Joey: * shakes the Windwaker * What's with this thing?
Zephos: I don't' know. Try playing the notes in the opposite order.
Joey: * does so *
Still, nothing happens.
Joey: STUPID BATON!!!!!
Authoress: Maybe it doesn't like you.
Joey: That's dumb! It's an inanimate object, and can't feel anything!
Authoress: Try playing the OPPOSITE notes.
Joey: Fine. * plays the opposite notes - so it is down, right and then left *
The wind blows - finally!
Authoress: 'Bout time!
Zephos: I wonder why it does that.
Joey: Me too. Stupid thing.
[Inner Caverns - Where the Rito live!]
Joey: Yami?! What are YOU doing here?
Yami: I LIVE here!
Joey: Oh. Then who are the funny looking people?
All the Ritos: PEOPLE?!?!?!
One of them: FUNNY LOOKING?! You wear a green hat, and a tunic! Not to mention that the belt buckle . . . and TIGHTS!!!
Random Rito: Yeah, so look whose talking!
Joey: -_-;;
Grandpa: So, what brings you here?
Joey: Authoress.
Yami: * winces * Ooo . . .
Grandpa: Ah. So, Yami has told me what you did at the Forsaken Fortress. And you survived!
Yami: Actually, he just read ahead in the script.
Joey: Yeah, I survived. Are you going to help get Rebecca the bi - I mean, my sister back?
Grandpa: We would, be we're having dragon problems.
Joey: And you're not going to let me help you, right?
Grandpa: Right! ^_^
Yami: That, and Grandpa needs help in his parenting skills.
Grandpa: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THAT!!!!
Joey: Parenting problems? I thought that raising Yugi would GIVE him parenting skills!
Yami: Well, apparently it hasn't. * gets hit in the head from Grandpa * X_x
Grandpa: * anger vein is popping out * Well anyway . . . . yeah. Maybe you can help my son.
Joey: Sure.
Grandpa: GOOD!!! Now go see Ishizu for something. She's on the top floor.
Joey: Why do I need to see her?
Yami: For some strange reason, Grandpa needs to write a letter to his son.
Grandpa: -_-;; Just go see Ishizu.
Joey: Ok * runs up the ramp *
Yami: . . . . If you want MY opinion, I think you should just go talk to him!
Grandpa: But I'm the leader of a tribe! I don't' have time!
Yami: -_-;; The only thing you DO is stand around here, and then have no other relevance in the game whatsoever!!
Grandpa: And that's a bad thing?
Yami: . . . . whatever.
[Ishizu's room]
Ishizu [in Medli's outfit]: Hi Joey!
Joey: Hi. So, what did you need to give me?
Ishizu: A letter to give to Yugi.
Joey: Yugi is Grandpa's son?
Ishizu: Yep.
Joey: * has grossed out look * I don't' want to know what happened then . . .
Ishizu: * thinks of what Joey is thinking * EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! * shakes her head *
Joey: How about you just give me the letter?
Ishizu: I can't find it. I know I left it SOMEWHERE . . .
Joey: * sighs * Where do you last remember it?
Ishizu: Hmmmm . . . * scratches chin * I think I mixed it with my letter to the museum coordinator and . . . . I put it in the mailbox . . .
Joey: * slaps forehead * Aw crap.
Ishizu: Great, now it's probably back in Domino!
[In Domino]
Museum People: What's this? A letter to Yugi?
Random Museum Person: Who the heck is Yugi?
[Back in Medli's room]
Joey: * sighs * I'll have to go talk to Grandpa. * runs down stairs *
Ishizu suddenly hears a giant crack on the ceiling, and hears some rocks tumbling down onto the ground. When she looks out of her room, she sees Grandpa with a big bruise on his head, with rocks either on or near him.
Grandpa: @_@
Yami: He literally went through the roof!
* drums do that joke sound. I think it was . . . tu tu tsa! Or something *
Joey: ha ha. Very funny Yami. What about the letter?
Yami: Eh, just go talk to him.
Joey: Ok. * goes to Yugi's room *
Ishizu: * sighs * Why can't it be NORMAL around here?!
[Yugi's room]
Joey sees Yugi[dressed as Komali, and the pearl he holds is on his pillow] playing Super Smash Brothers Melee [don't' own that either] as Sheik, and is wiping the floor with the competition too.
Yugi: YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I WON!!!! * starts jumping around his bed * YEAH! I RULE!!
Joey: how come HE gets to play video games all day and I don't'?!!
Authoress: Since when did I put that on the set?!
Yugi: Oh. Hi Joey!
Joey: Hi Yugi.
Authoress: YUUGIIIII!!!!!! * pounces, and gets him in a hug. His face is slowly turning blue * ^________________^
Yugi: Can't . . . . . . . . breathe! Need . . . . . . . oxygen!!
Joey: Authoress! His face is turning BLUE!! Let go of him!
Authoress: * looks * Oops. * lets go * Sorry Yugi!
Yugi: * gasps for breath, then grabs the pearl * So, what did you come here for?
Joey: Well, Grandpa told me to talk to you.
Yugi: Where's the letter?
Joey: Ishizu lost it in the mail.
Yugi: o.O Weird. How did she manage that?
Joey: She was sending mail to the Domino Museum, and it got slipped in there.
Yugi: I see . . . .
Joey: Yeah. So can you give me that pearl?
Yugi: I would, but it would mess up with the story!
Joey: But I just wanna get this DONE!
Yugi: I know how you feel! Luckily for you, the game is shorter then Ocarina of Time.
Authoress: Good thing for Kaiba too.
Yugi: Who does he play?
Joey: He plays the boat!
Yugi: * after a few seconds, falls on the floor laughing * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He's ALWAYS something people ride on!
Authoress: I know. I'm gonna have to change that . . .
Joey: So, where do I go now?
Authoress: Dragon Roost Cavern! To show Komali what COURAGE is! * does heroic pose *
Crickets chirp.
Authoress: Oh fine then. I'll go back to making that Christmas gift. * goes to other table and starts drawing *
Yugi: Oh no. Don't' tell me there's gonna be a CHRISTMAS chapter!
Authoress: Maybe.
Joey: * sighs * Alright. I guess I'll be going. * leaves *
[Where Link meets Medli in the game]
Ishizu: You came!
Joey: Was I supposed to?
Ishizu: Um . . . YEAH!
Joey: It's not like anyone TOLD me!
Ishizu: . . . . anyway. We have to get in that cave.
Joey: Cave? It's a DUNGEON!!
Ishizu: Eh, same thing. Anyway, we have to get inside. When the wind blows in that direction, toss me that way!
Joey: Why would I do that?
Ishizu: So then I can fly onto that platform and enter the cave!
Joey: Oh. I know! I'll use the Windwaker! * pulls it out and plays the Wind's Requim's opposite *
The wind blows in the direction Joey wants.
Joey: heh . . . now I don't have to wait!
Ishizu: I didn't' think you would be able to pull something like THAT off!
Joey: Why is everyone AGAINST me in this fic?! T_T
Ishizu: . . . . .
Joey picks up Ishizu and tosses her. But she crashes into the wall.
Ishizu: * with the stars floating above her head * Hey Joey, when did you become triplets? * shakes head * Toss me again!
Joey: Why? You'll probably crash into the wall and say I'm a triplet again!
Ishizu: No I won't! Just toss me! I have to get in that cave!
Joey: OKOK!!!
After about a dozen more tries, Joey finally gets it right, and Ishizu lands on the ledge.
Ishizu: Phew. That's over. Here! Take this! * tosses down the bottle *
Joey: Just a bottle? I deserve a little MORE then this!
Ishizu: It's all I have!
Joey: Riiiight . . .
Ishizu: * muttering * Jerk . . . * back to Joey * I'll be in the cavern! * dashes off *
Joey: Ok. That's that. * tries to walk off *
Authoress: HOLD IT!!! YOU'RE NOT LEAVING!!
Joey: Why not?!
Authoress: You have to go HELP Ishizu!
Joey: Damnit!!! T_T Whose bright idea was it to make this game anyway?
Authoress: Nintendo's. Now get some of that water with your new bottle and get it on the bomb flowers!
Joey: Then I can play with the bombs?
Authoress: * rolls eyes * Yes, you can play with the bombs.
Joey: SWEET!!! * gets water, climbs up the broken bridge and douses the bombs * Heh heh! * tosses the bombs *
Seto: Joey you idiot! You're supposed to time your throw so it blows up the boulder!
Joey: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Authoress: * takes out Joey's stone * Kaiba wants to talk to you Joey.
Joey: Ok. * puts it at his ear * Hello?
Seto: Idiot. I can see out of this! I don't want to see your ear!
Joey: * removes it from ear * Fine.
Seto: You have to time your throw!
Joey: TIME IT?!
Authoress: I'LL DO IT!!! I'm a master at this!
Joey: . . . . * grins * And you'll get this done in thirty tries.
Authoress: Wrong. * tosses bomb *
The boulder explodes, and then the fountain fills up again.
Authoress: I have my authoress powers with me!
Joey: I should've known it was rigged. -_-;;;
Authoress: Now you have to swim across.
Joey: Ok. * swims to the other side * What's this?! * sees the lava *
Authoress: You have to get those things down so you can cross.
Joey: How did Ishizu get across?!
Authoress: She can fly.
Joey: * muttering inaudibly *
Seto: Stop complaining and get this done with!
Joey: Alright alright! * tosses the first bomb *
The thing lands in the lava.
Authoress: Good! One to go! Even I have had trouble with THIS one.
Joey: Crap. * tries to toss the second bomb *
The bomb misses, and lands in the lava.
[20 tries later]
Joey: FINALLY! * dashes into the cavern *
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There! I finally got an update!! YAY for me! ^__^
Yugi: And WHY were you so busy?
Well I have school work! And then there's Christmas shopping!
Yugi: I see . . .
Yeah! Well . . . I have 4 tests this coming week, and then schools out!
Yugi: At least your at the grade 8 level!
Don't start talking about YOUR work level like my brother!!!
Yugi: Ok, fine * pouts * And what are you making your friends for Christmas?
Homemade comic books! ^___^ I've got 2 done! Just 1 to go!
Yugi: Good luck. That friend your making it for is coming to your house.
Yeah. I gotta hide it. * looks back at the reviewers * Ummmm . . . . leave a review!!!
