Title: Natural Woman
Rating: PG
Spoilers: "The Broca Divide" Season One (Mentioned)
Season: Six
Summary: Sam decides a little off world revenge is best for Jack but she faces consequences when he returns home.
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate SG-1 or it's characters just barrowing for entertainment purposes. I also have no rights to the song "(You Make Me Feel Like A) Natural Woman", I'm just barrowing, I only own the plot and Vi'kar.
Author's Note: A major thanks to everyone who has reviewed! I hope this one lives up to everyone's expectations.
Key:
~ Sam's thoughts
// Jack's thoughts
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Sam knocked twice on the men's locker room door and waited for a response. The last time she just walked into the room she caught Jack in nothing but his towel, but then again she had been trying to mate with him.
~How is it that no matter what I do all of my thoughts go back to that virus?~
Finally the door opened to reveal a very confused looking Jonas Quinn.
"Hey Jonas, is Colonel O'Neill inside?" Sam asked sweetly enough but ended up getting an odd look from a passing Airman.
"Yeah, sure Sam." Jonas answered as he opened the door wider. He was already fully dressed for their mission that was to take place shortly. He walked out into the hall, followed closely by Teal'c. "Just tell him that we're going to be in the Embarkation room okay?"
"Sure guys." Sam grinned as the boys headed down the hall towards an elevator before she walked into the men's locker room and closed the door behind herself.
"Carter?" Jack asked, slightly surprised to find his 2IC standing a few feet from him.
"Sir, I wanted to make sure you're still allowed to go on today's scheduled mission." Sam said, somehow able to keep the smile off of her face and out of her voice.
"Yes Carter. I am going on today's mission because I am the leader of SG-1 and I go on every mission, when I am not hurt, have a snake in the brain or am stuck in Washington D.C." Jack answered rather indignantly.
"I know that, sir, I just wasn't sure after your...your "performance" yesterday, that General Hammond would let you..." Sam tried her best to explain herself while at the same time rubbing in the fact that Jack got caught.
"Carter! Stop while you're ahead. Go meet up with Jonas and Teal'c in the Gate room, I'll be up in a few." Jack ordered, figuring out his 2IC was just rubbing in his "capture" the day before after his little stunt with the PA system.
"Yes sir." Sam answered hardly military though; she was gloating.
Sam walked to the door, grinning like a Cheshire cat the second her back turned on Jack.
~He's not going to know what hit him after I'm done.~
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Jack finished pulling on his gear in the silence of the locker room, trying his best not to let his blonde bombshell's words get to him. But like most of the things that his mind told himself to do, he ignored them.
//Carter's a good girl; I mean she has a feisty streak in her, yes, but she's not stupid. She would never do anything like I did yesterday so obviously, she would *never* do anything off world. Yeah, just keep telling yourself that Jack.//
Jack pulled on his baseball hat and walked to the door, still trying to convince himself he was safe for the day. After he stepped off of the elevator and headed into the Embarkation room to join his three team members a new idea struck him.
//Carter won't try anything; we're going to see the Tok'ra but more importantly, her daddy. She wouldn't dare embarrass herself in front of him.//
Jack grinned knowingly at Sam.
//I've got you figured out babe.//
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Sam watched Jack grin at her and smiled inwardly at herself.
~He probably thinks he's got my plan figured out. Poor, poor pitiful Jack.~
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Suddenly General Hammond's drawl rang though the room, pulling both Jack and Sam from their trances.
"SG-1, you have a go."
Jonas and Teal'c headed up the ramp first and Jack did a slight bow, "Ladies first."
"Thank you sir." Sam nodded at her commanding officer as she walked up behind the boys, Jack following behind her.
//And what a great behind it is.//
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Sam rematerialized on the other side of the wormhole to find her father's smile awaiting her.
"Sammie." He grinned holding his arms out wide for a hug.
"Dad." Sam grinned back embracing her father before stepping back and watching Jack come though the Event Horizon.
"Jacob." Jack said with his usual nod of the head.
"Jack." Jacob said back just as plainly.
"Dad, there was something that I wanted to talk to you about before we began helping with the talks." Sam said watching her father rather than her CO.
"Okay Sam. Jack, Teal'c and Jonas why don't you follow Vi'kar, he'll show you the way to the conference room." Jacob said motioning to the Tok'ra standing nearby.
Sam put her arm around her father's back as she walked him down a separate corridor. Jack could faintly see her hand him something before he disappeared down his own corridor.
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Several hours into the talks SG-1 received a call from the SGC asking for Sam to return home to help Sergeant Siler with a repair to which she dutifully agreed.
"It was good seeing you again Dad." Sam smiled a bittersweet smile as she hugged her father.
"You too Sammie." Jacob responded before Sam let go and nodded to her CO.
"I'll return when I'm done sir." Sam said.
"No need Carter." Jack responded quickly. "We're almost done here, we'll probably be back home before you're done."
"Okay sir." Sam said, waving one last farewell to her dad before stepping though the Event Horizon.
"Well, let's get back to work." Jack said as he and the company of the remaining SG-1 members and Tok'ra headed back to the conference room.
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//I don't think my mind has ever been as numb as it is now. Jonas is generally intrigued; as is Teal'c and now I don't even have Carter around to fantasize about.//
"Jack is this boring you?" Jacob's strong voice suddenly cut into Jack's ramblings.
"Yes...no...wait what was the question?" Jack asked suddenly snapping out of his trance.
"We're done." Jonas whispered from across the table.
Jack quickly glanced at Teal'c who nodded in agreement with his young friend before hopping up to his feet. "Okay then."
"Jonas and Teal'c, Vi'kar will show you back to the Stargate. Jack and I will be along in a moment." Jacob said, much to the dismay of Jack.
Jonas and Teal'c exchanged looks but didn't bother saying anything; they both just followed Vi'kar out of the room, leaving Jack and Jacob alone.
"Jack." Jacob said watching the colonel's brown eyes dart around in nervousness.
"Jacob." Jack said trying to shake Jacob's piercing gaze.
"I was told to play this for you before you left." Jacob said pulling a Walkman and portable mini-speakers out of his robes and placing them on the table.
//Aww, geez what is this?//
Jacob pushed play and stepped back, slightly eager to see the show himself. He was rather surprised to find several piano keys ring from the speakers but he was even more surprised by Jack's reaction, a droop in his shoulders and a noisy sigh.
//How did I know she would pull something? How, how, how?//
Jack listened to the song carefully.
~Looking out on the morning rain
I used to feel so uninspired
And when I knew I had to face another day
Lord it made me feel so tired
Before the day I met you life was so unkind
But you're the key to my peace of mind
'Cause you make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like
A natural woman
When my soul was in the lost and found
You came along to claim it
I didn't know just what was wrong with me
'Till you're kiss helped me name it
Now I'm no longer doubtful of what I'm living for
'Cuz if I make you happy I don't need to do more
'Cause you make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like
A natural woman
Oh baby what you done to me
You make me feel so good inside
I just want to be close to you
You make me feel so alive
'Cause you make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like
A natural woman~
Jack half grinned at himself, she was good but he just thought of something better. Turning around he found Jacob's solemn face staring at him.
//Oh no.//
"Jack, do you care to explain to me why my daughter asked me to play you this song?" Jacob asked.
"Uh...no?" Jack answered with a grin.
"Sit." Jacob ordered.
//Oh no.//
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Sam watched as Jonas, Teal'c and a very weary Jack walked down the ramp from the Stargate. She grinned openly as her CO looked up to catch her but she didn't mind.
~Score a point for me.~
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//Gloat all you want Miss Carter, I already have my revenge planned and you won't be grinning then. You're in trouble.//
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~Oh no. He's grinning back. I'm in trouble.~
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After Thought: Well? What did you think? I only have two more chapters planned but I won't bother writing them unless people want to read them, so please review!
Rating: PG
Spoilers: "The Broca Divide" Season One (Mentioned)
Season: Six
Summary: Sam decides a little off world revenge is best for Jack but she faces consequences when he returns home.
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate SG-1 or it's characters just barrowing for entertainment purposes. I also have no rights to the song "(You Make Me Feel Like A) Natural Woman", I'm just barrowing, I only own the plot and Vi'kar.
Author's Note: A major thanks to everyone who has reviewed! I hope this one lives up to everyone's expectations.
Key:
~ Sam's thoughts
// Jack's thoughts
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Sam knocked twice on the men's locker room door and waited for a response. The last time she just walked into the room she caught Jack in nothing but his towel, but then again she had been trying to mate with him.
~How is it that no matter what I do all of my thoughts go back to that virus?~
Finally the door opened to reveal a very confused looking Jonas Quinn.
"Hey Jonas, is Colonel O'Neill inside?" Sam asked sweetly enough but ended up getting an odd look from a passing Airman.
"Yeah, sure Sam." Jonas answered as he opened the door wider. He was already fully dressed for their mission that was to take place shortly. He walked out into the hall, followed closely by Teal'c. "Just tell him that we're going to be in the Embarkation room okay?"
"Sure guys." Sam grinned as the boys headed down the hall towards an elevator before she walked into the men's locker room and closed the door behind herself.
"Carter?" Jack asked, slightly surprised to find his 2IC standing a few feet from him.
"Sir, I wanted to make sure you're still allowed to go on today's scheduled mission." Sam said, somehow able to keep the smile off of her face and out of her voice.
"Yes Carter. I am going on today's mission because I am the leader of SG-1 and I go on every mission, when I am not hurt, have a snake in the brain or am stuck in Washington D.C." Jack answered rather indignantly.
"I know that, sir, I just wasn't sure after your...your "performance" yesterday, that General Hammond would let you..." Sam tried her best to explain herself while at the same time rubbing in the fact that Jack got caught.
"Carter! Stop while you're ahead. Go meet up with Jonas and Teal'c in the Gate room, I'll be up in a few." Jack ordered, figuring out his 2IC was just rubbing in his "capture" the day before after his little stunt with the PA system.
"Yes sir." Sam answered hardly military though; she was gloating.
Sam walked to the door, grinning like a Cheshire cat the second her back turned on Jack.
~He's not going to know what hit him after I'm done.~
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Jack finished pulling on his gear in the silence of the locker room, trying his best not to let his blonde bombshell's words get to him. But like most of the things that his mind told himself to do, he ignored them.
//Carter's a good girl; I mean she has a feisty streak in her, yes, but she's not stupid. She would never do anything like I did yesterday so obviously, she would *never* do anything off world. Yeah, just keep telling yourself that Jack.//
Jack pulled on his baseball hat and walked to the door, still trying to convince himself he was safe for the day. After he stepped off of the elevator and headed into the Embarkation room to join his three team members a new idea struck him.
//Carter won't try anything; we're going to see the Tok'ra but more importantly, her daddy. She wouldn't dare embarrass herself in front of him.//
Jack grinned knowingly at Sam.
//I've got you figured out babe.//
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Sam watched Jack grin at her and smiled inwardly at herself.
~He probably thinks he's got my plan figured out. Poor, poor pitiful Jack.~
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Suddenly General Hammond's drawl rang though the room, pulling both Jack and Sam from their trances.
"SG-1, you have a go."
Jonas and Teal'c headed up the ramp first and Jack did a slight bow, "Ladies first."
"Thank you sir." Sam nodded at her commanding officer as she walked up behind the boys, Jack following behind her.
//And what a great behind it is.//
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Sam rematerialized on the other side of the wormhole to find her father's smile awaiting her.
"Sammie." He grinned holding his arms out wide for a hug.
"Dad." Sam grinned back embracing her father before stepping back and watching Jack come though the Event Horizon.
"Jacob." Jack said with his usual nod of the head.
"Jack." Jacob said back just as plainly.
"Dad, there was something that I wanted to talk to you about before we began helping with the talks." Sam said watching her father rather than her CO.
"Okay Sam. Jack, Teal'c and Jonas why don't you follow Vi'kar, he'll show you the way to the conference room." Jacob said motioning to the Tok'ra standing nearby.
Sam put her arm around her father's back as she walked him down a separate corridor. Jack could faintly see her hand him something before he disappeared down his own corridor.
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Several hours into the talks SG-1 received a call from the SGC asking for Sam to return home to help Sergeant Siler with a repair to which she dutifully agreed.
"It was good seeing you again Dad." Sam smiled a bittersweet smile as she hugged her father.
"You too Sammie." Jacob responded before Sam let go and nodded to her CO.
"I'll return when I'm done sir." Sam said.
"No need Carter." Jack responded quickly. "We're almost done here, we'll probably be back home before you're done."
"Okay sir." Sam said, waving one last farewell to her dad before stepping though the Event Horizon.
"Well, let's get back to work." Jack said as he and the company of the remaining SG-1 members and Tok'ra headed back to the conference room.
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//I don't think my mind has ever been as numb as it is now. Jonas is generally intrigued; as is Teal'c and now I don't even have Carter around to fantasize about.//
"Jack is this boring you?" Jacob's strong voice suddenly cut into Jack's ramblings.
"Yes...no...wait what was the question?" Jack asked suddenly snapping out of his trance.
"We're done." Jonas whispered from across the table.
Jack quickly glanced at Teal'c who nodded in agreement with his young friend before hopping up to his feet. "Okay then."
"Jonas and Teal'c, Vi'kar will show you back to the Stargate. Jack and I will be along in a moment." Jacob said, much to the dismay of Jack.
Jonas and Teal'c exchanged looks but didn't bother saying anything; they both just followed Vi'kar out of the room, leaving Jack and Jacob alone.
"Jack." Jacob said watching the colonel's brown eyes dart around in nervousness.
"Jacob." Jack said trying to shake Jacob's piercing gaze.
"I was told to play this for you before you left." Jacob said pulling a Walkman and portable mini-speakers out of his robes and placing them on the table.
//Aww, geez what is this?//
Jacob pushed play and stepped back, slightly eager to see the show himself. He was rather surprised to find several piano keys ring from the speakers but he was even more surprised by Jack's reaction, a droop in his shoulders and a noisy sigh.
//How did I know she would pull something? How, how, how?//
Jack listened to the song carefully.
~Looking out on the morning rain
I used to feel so uninspired
And when I knew I had to face another day
Lord it made me feel so tired
Before the day I met you life was so unkind
But you're the key to my peace of mind
'Cause you make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like
A natural woman
When my soul was in the lost and found
You came along to claim it
I didn't know just what was wrong with me
'Till you're kiss helped me name it
Now I'm no longer doubtful of what I'm living for
'Cuz if I make you happy I don't need to do more
'Cause you make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like
A natural woman
Oh baby what you done to me
You make me feel so good inside
I just want to be close to you
You make me feel so alive
'Cause you make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like
A natural woman~
Jack half grinned at himself, she was good but he just thought of something better. Turning around he found Jacob's solemn face staring at him.
//Oh no.//
"Jack, do you care to explain to me why my daughter asked me to play you this song?" Jacob asked.
"Uh...no?" Jack answered with a grin.
"Sit." Jacob ordered.
//Oh no.//
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Sam watched as Jonas, Teal'c and a very weary Jack walked down the ramp from the Stargate. She grinned openly as her CO looked up to catch her but she didn't mind.
~Score a point for me.~
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//Gloat all you want Miss Carter, I already have my revenge planned and you won't be grinning then. You're in trouble.//
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~Oh no. He's grinning back. I'm in trouble.~
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After Thought: Well? What did you think? I only have two more chapters planned but I won't bother writing them unless people want to read them, so please review!
