And now, A Windwaker Holiday Special!!

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Authoress: Just a note to ALL reviewers, this is a Christmas special! So the monsters, the settings, heck, even the BOSS will have some holiday theme! And instead of the boss music, Joey will face the boss with JINGLE BELLS playing!!

Joey: WHAT?!?! I never agreed to that!!!

Authoress: You NEVER agree to anything I say!

Joey: It doesn't help when you take me, against my will, to do something totally stupid and idiotic!

Authoress: But it's FUN!! For me, atleast. And the reviewers too!

Reviewers: YEAH!!!!

Authoress: And now that it's a CHRISTMAS special, I'm gonna have to work harder to get the Christmas theme. Anyway, off to the dungeon! * shoves Joey along *

Joey: HEY HEY HEY!!!

[Dragon Roost Cavern-First room]

Joey: Authoress is REALLY pushing it now!

The blocks are still there, but like Authoress said, there would be a Christmas theme, and so they have Rudolph and Santa statues on them.

Joey: How much worse can this GET?!

Seto: I think this dungeon will scar me for life!

Authoress: Aw, you haven't even gotten to the FUN part yet!

Joey: * shudders, then pushes the blocks, and enters the next room *

Bokoblin 1: Checkmate.

Bokoblin 2: * sighs * When is the hero getting here? That's the 7392nd time you've won!

Bokoblin 1: I don't know. Wanna play again?

Joey: o.O Bokoblins play chess?

Bokoblin 2: THERE'S THE HERO!!!

Bokoblin 1: Oh thank Ra!!

Joey: O.o Why are they wearing Santa ELF suits?!??

Authoress: Didn't' I tell you there would be a CHRISTMAS theme?!

Joey: Yeah, but you don't have to stress it on EVERYTHING!!!

Bokoblin 2: By the way, is there still lava in this dungeon?

Joey: * gulps * LAVA?!?!

Authoress: Yep.

Joey: How would that fit with the Christmas theme?

Authoress: That part doesn't. * grins * But the other parts will. ^___^ You can bet on that Wheeler!

Bokoblin 1: Say, I just realized something. Doesn't he have to beat us up?

Authoress: He doesn't.

Bokoblin 2: Why?

Authoress: I'm on a low budget [due to Christmas shopping . . .], so I have to use some of you guys over again.

Bokoblin 1: Are we the only Bokoblins in the dungeon?

Joey: I think so.

Bokoblin 2: Aw crap.

Bokoblin 1: Yeah!

Joey: Then would that mean that if you want to save them for later roles, you would have to get it so that they WEREN'T killed?

Authoress: Yeah, I know. But I can change that.

Joey: How?

Authoress: * pulls out Monster Reborn * Heh . . . this card!! ^__^

Bokoblin 1: * sighs * Aw crap.

Joey: Aww . . . poor things.

Authoress: Since when did you have feelings for Bokoblins?

Joey: I DON'T!!!

Bokoblin 1: Ya know, Bokoblin 2 is a female . . .

Joey: EEEEEWWWWWW!!!! * somehow gets out of the room with a key *

Authoress: Yes, that WAS gross. Oh, and look. He left a hole in the door. . .

[The room with the giant lava pit]

Joey: * looks around, and sees that there is lava AND snow * o.O This is weird . . .

Seto: Yeah.

Joey: Aw great. You're here.

Seto: Whatever. I'm your only help in the dungeon!

Joey: Last I checked, Authoress helped Yugi and Yami on multiple occasions.

Seto: . . . I can get you out of here faster.

Joey: Ok, mister smarty sail. What do I do now?

Seto: Call me that AGAIN, and you'll wish that you'd never been within 30 feet me in your entire life!!!

Joey: Ok, ok. What do I do now?

Seto: You have to pull that block out over there * nudges his head in the direction of the block stuck in the wall *

Joey: Ok then!

Seto: Oh, and don't' put that stone in that pocket again. There's a hole in the fabric, and I DO NOT like what's there . . .

Joey: Well where ELSE do I put it?!

Seto: How about around your NECK?!

Joey: Oh fine then * puts it around his neck * Better?

Seto: Much.

Joey: * muttering inaudibly *

Authoress: So, what has happened in my absence?

Seto: He called me mister smarty sail!

Authoress: So? It isn't as bad as the time when you called him a monkey.

Joey: Yeah, I agree with her!

Seto: -_-;; You would agree with ANYONE that had your point!

Authoress: Yeah, just like anyone else.

Joey: So, what do I do now?

Authoress: You go into the next room!

Joey: -_-;;;;

Seto: That bridge doesn't look that stable . . .

Joey: And it looks frozen, for some reason.

Authoress: That would be where the snow portion of the room comes from. Plus, it makes it harder!

Joey: Damn it!

Seto: This room doesn't make ANY sense!

Joey: * muttering * Since when did Authoress make sense?

Seto: * muttering back * Good point .

Authoress: HEY!!!

[The next room]

Joey: There's no way across the lava!

Seto: I doubt it.

Joey: I guess that's that. * starts walking off *

Authoress: -_-;; How many times do you DO that?! * grabs him and yanks him back on set *

Seto: It probably has to do with the jugs of water in the room.

Authoress: You guessed it! Now toss the jugs Joey.

Joey: Fine * takes one and tosses it * Now what?

Seto: * sighs * If he could get any dumber . . .

Joey: HEY!!

Authoress: You jump across it!

Joey: Ok. * jumps on it *

Suddenly, the platform breaks apart, and Joey lands in the lava!!!

Joey: YYEEOOOOOOOWW!!!!!! * jumps off of the lava with his butt on fire, and he wakes up at the beginning of the room *

Seto: How do they end up at the beginning of the dungeon?

Authoress: Beats me. You'd have to ask Nintendo or someone else.

Joey: Oh no! This is my only tunic and it has a hole in the butt!

Authoress: * averts eyes * And it burned through the tights!!

Seto: Good thing I can't see it!

Authoress: We need a replacement suit! Yugi! Can we use your young Link outfit?! It's an emergency!

Yugi: Ok! * tosses it to Joey * That has to last till either the end of the dungeon or until the next suit is made!

Joey: When's that?

Authoress: * looks at time table * Hmmm . . . after Christmas.

Joey: But you need to get this chapter up before Christmas!

Authoress: I know! That's why I've suddenly started typing a lot today.

Seto: So THAT'S why you updated that other fic with Yugi in it.

Authoress: -_-; Yeah. I guess. Now, back on topic. Joey, your gonna have to get to that chest.

Joey: * eyes Authoress suspiciously * What's in it?

Authoress: The map.

Joey: Why do I need a map? No one really uses it!

Seto: Just go and get the stupid thing!

Joey: Ok ok! Sheesh! * takes a pot and tosses it, and crosses the lava in time *

Authoress: Man, you are SO gonna have a bad time in Ganon's tower!

Joey: . . . How many towers does that guy have?

Authoress: * thinks, and counts on her fingers, then has a confused look on her face * Depends on your timeline theory.

Seto: Timeline theory?

Authoress: Yep.

Joey: I don't want to know . . .

Authoress: Good, then I won't have to explain it to you.

Seto: . . . . whatever. Let's just get the dungeon done.

[The next room - which happens to be the room with the next Bokoblins]

Joey: This room looks harmless.

Seto: I wouldn't count on it. See the little caption thing up there? * points *

Joey: I see then . . . * walks around the room cautiously *

Bokoblin 1: * breaks through wooden door and is wielding one big sword * BOO!!

Joey: Um . . . it's past Halloween.

Seto: Yeah. That got old LONG ago.

Joey: * looks around room * I'm surprised this doesn't have the Christmas theme to it.

Bokoblin 1: Probably that budget of hers.

Joey: Yeah, that would probably be it.

Bokoblin 1: Which means . . . BYE!!! * dashes out of the room and drops his sword *

Seto: -_-; They are getting damn well annoying!!

Joey: He dropped his sword!

Authoress: For a reason!

Joey: Aw man! How much longer IS the dungeon?!

Authoress: * counts the pages in her guide * Hmmmm . . . it's about 11 pages total so . . . 9.

Joey + Seto: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGHH!!!!!!

Authoress: @_@ There go my eardrums!! Woowooo . . . . * spins in a small circle and collapses *

[The ladder in front of the gushing lava hole]

Joey: Wow. We sure did skip a lot THIS time.

Seto: Well . . . she DOES have to get this out before Christmas.

Authoress: YEAH!! And I have to clean my room too! I've also been sick . . . I've been coughing for DAYS!

Joey: Should I feel sorry for you?

Authoress: * sniffles * Yes . . .! Pwease?? * does puppy dog eyes *

Seto: Hey! That's MOKUBA'S job!

Authoress: So?

Seto: -_-;;;

Joey: So, I just climb the ladder, huh?

Authoress: Yep.

Joey: Ok. * climbs, and hears a rumbling sound * What's that sound?

Seto: Must be your stomach Wheeler.

Authoress: I don't' think it's that Joey . . .

Joey: * looks at the lava about to come out of the hole * AAAAAHH!! * gets a burst of energy and reaches the top before the lava gets him *

Seto: Awww . . .

Joey: * pants *

Authoress: -_-;; Kaibaa . . .

Seto: Let's just move on * pouts *

Joey: Ok . . . * sees the next bridge * Aw no . . . . Do I HAVE too?!

Authoress: Yes.

Joey: * gulps * Here goes nothing . . . * walks on the bridge, but slides, since it has ice * WHAT'S ICE DOING HERE?! IT'S IN FRONT OF LAVA FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!!!

Seto: You might want to move. I hear that rumbling sound again.

Joey: Aw crap! * tries to get across *

Authoress: Uh-oh! * covers eyes *

[Room with the blocks you have to move]

Joey: * is extra crispy * Thanks a lot! * glares at Authoress *

Authoress: I don't want to see you get fried!

Joey: You could'a used your super powers and pulled me outta there!

Seto: But it was funny!

Joey: YOU DIDN'T GET HURT!!!

Seto: That's WHY!!

Authoress: -_-;; Stop it you two! Now get pulling on those blocks Joey!

Joey: Fine! * pulls out the blocks and enters the next room * HEY!! There's RATS in this room!

Seto: Hmph. Rats . . . they were always annoying. Just like my partner here . . .

Joey: HEY!!!

Authoress: Man, I'm gonna need some Tylenol . . .

Seto: * glances around * I think she's ready to finish the chapter . . .

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Yugi: Why'd you end it like THAT!?

I needed to get it done! I was running out of ideas! And after Christmas, I can get some new ones up. Plus, I can start on my animation project.

Yugi: I see . . .

Besides, this is already pretty long. It's about . . . 10 pages.

Yugi: Do they NORMALLY last that long?

No. But also I didn't do well on the Christmas theme.

Yugi: Aww . . . at LEAST you TRIED?

T_T I'm a failure . . .

Yugi: uhhh . . . reviewers! Try to convince her otherwise!