NOW We're Gonna Finish This Dungeon, If It's the Last Thing He Does!

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Seto: Man, I can't believe she finished the last chapter like that!

Joey: Yeah . . . that's an all-new low for her. * looks at Authoress *

Authoress: * mumbling to self *

Joey: Can you tell what she's saying?

Seto: Not at all. Maaaaaaaybbeeeee something about sending someone to a mental institution.

Joey: * looks back, and sees Authoress reading a Shonen Jump * And what's with the magazine she's carrying around?

Authoress: * still reading, then glances up * Oh. Yeah, I'd better get on with the chapter. Come on guys * shoves Joey along *

Joey: MUST you do that to me?

Authoress: You're the one I have to push!

Joey: -_-;;;

[Room with the rats]

Seto: Umm . . . Joey? You MIGHT want to look down.

Joey: Huh? * looks down * AH!! A rat!!

Rat: * sniffs Joey, and then grabs Joey's wallet *

Joey: HEY!!! GET YER OWN WALLET!! * chases after the rat for about 20 minutes *

Seto: . . . . -_-;;; Man, this is the longest dungeon I've ever been in.

Joey: On top of the rats!

Seto: Umm . . . yeah. That too.

Rat: What's with the empty wallet?! Jerk. * scuttles off *

Joey: Stupid rat . . . * muttering inaudibly *

Seto: Why would you have an empty wallet?

Joey: . . . . . . . . never mind. Let's finish the dungeon.

Seto: * glares at Joey * What did you do at Windfall?

Authoress: -_- He had to pay for some of the baked goods at the bakery. Remember when we had to sail here, and Joey abandoned ship?

Joey: * laughs nervously *

Seto: * muttering to self * Note to self, get someone ELSE in the hero position next time . . .

[After getting everything in that room, and going outside again]

Joey: Big caption. I wonder what OTHER horrors await me out here.

Seto: And me!

Joey: Not you! You watch me through that fancy crystal!

Authoress: * slaps forehead * I can't wait to see what happens in the Gods' Tower.

Seto: What?

Authoress: Never mind. Carrying on, go up the stairs Joey.

Joey: Fine. * goes up the stairs, and stops at one point * There's GOTTA be something with the stairs . . .

Seto: It COULD be the fact that the stairs are FALLING FROM UNDER YOU, GENIUS!!!

Joey: * sees the stairs are falling * AAAAAHH!!! * runs up the stairs at a surprising pace *

Authoress: I wonder why it wasn't common sense for him to think it would be booby-trapped.

Yami: * poofs in * Well HE hasn't gone through 5 or 6 temples with Mokuba or Kaiba!! T_T

Yugi: Yeah, same with me. Only I had to go through about 4. ;P

Yami: * looks agitated *

Seto: That part of my life was the worst. Even WORSE then when I had to play Epona!

Joey: How could that be worse then being a horse?

Seto: I had to follow the stupid git around, and help him!!!!!

Authoress: * muttering * And to him, he has to follow another.

Yugi: * muttering to Authoress * Joey isnt' stupid! He can just be mentally impaired at times!

Joey: I HEARD THAT!!!!

Authoress: Joey, just go get the next key.

Joey: Fine. * looks around *

Seto: Don't tell me you don't know where to go!

Joey: I don't' know where to look!

Yami: If there's 1 thing I've learned from doing Ocarina of Time, it was that the key is in the most annoying of places. * grins slyly *

Joey: Where would it be, Yami? * glares at him *

Yugi: It's in the bird's nest Joey.

Joey: How did you know that?

Yugi: It's the ONLY place you haven't looked.

Joey: * looks, finds the key, and looks majorly embarrassed * Figures . . .

[The next part I decided to fast forward too]

Ishizu: Joey!

Joey: Ishizu!

Ishizu: * sounds ticked off * Get me out of here!

Joey: * gulps * Y-yes ma'am!

Moblin 1: Who's the kid?

Ishizu: It's just Joey.

Moblin 2: Oh. We can take him.

Moblin 1: But I don't wanna!

Moblin 2: . . . . Why?

Moblin 1: 'Cause I don't want to!

Moblin 2: Fine! I'LL take him! * goes towards Joey, and starts mumbling to himself *

Joey: * looks at Moblin 1 with a weird look * Is he just lazy or something?

Moblin 2: I think so. Anyway, now to get on with my job * tries whacking at Joey with his spear-thing . . . *

Joey: * just barely dodges * o.O How come every monster wants to kill me?

Moblin 2: Don't take it too hard, but it's just in the script, and I'm getting paid to do this.

Joey: T_T How come HE gets paid and I don't?!

Ishizu: Beats me.

Moblin 2: Maybe 'cause she doesn't want to lose one of the only Moblins available?

Joey: . . . . good point. How about you just let me go on, and then you can go and relax until you're needed again?

Moblin 2: Ummm . . . ok! I DO need a vacation. * leaves *

The cage door opens, and Ishizu steps out.

Ishizu: Good. Now let's go.

Authoress: Aren't you forgetting something?

Ishizu: Ummmm . . . no! * dashes off *

Joey: She REALLY doesn't like me!

Authoress: I can tell. . . . anyway . . . here is what she was supposed to give you. * hands Joey the grappling hook * You use it like in those Indiana Jones movies.

Joey: Ah. Ok! ^_^

[ Another fast forward ]

Authoress: * is holding a camera that is filming * . . . . What? I said I would document it! Just like Ocarina of Time!

Joey: Can't you just fast forward us to the Boss room?!

Authoress: But you still have a big chunk of the dungeon to do!

Joey: -_-;;;;

[Since I don't have my guide here . . . the room with the platform in the cage]

Seto: Gee, that sounded professional. And YOU are the one of your friends that wants to get published in a couple years?

Authoress: T_T Manga is different then writing ya know!

Joey: Leave Authoress alone! I'm sure that she's trying to adjust for the sudden schoolwork! And besides, she's trying to get this out soon!

Authoress: ^_^ Thanks Joey!

Seto: * mutters to Joey * Are you just trying to butter her up so she will make it easier for you?

Joey: * mutters back * Well, yeah.

Authoress: * smacks Joey *

Joey: HEY!! T_T

Authoress: Now it's time to move on * claps hands in the way you get dust off *

Joey: So what do I do?

Seto: You go down a floor.

Joey: Shut up Kaiba!

Authoress: You go in the cage, first of all.

Joey: * enters cage *

Authoress: Make sure you are in the EXACT center of the platform.

Joey: Then what?

Authoress: -_- Impatient, are we? Well, you use a spin attack and strike all 3 at once.

Joey: Ok! * uses the spin attack *

Seto: Joey! You didn't cut them all!!!

Joey: What? * slides down * AAAAHHH!!!!

And so, it continued like that in a cycle. After a few dozen more tries, he finally gets it right.

Seto: And then since Authoress just wants to get this chapter over with, she'll skip to the boss fight?

Authoress: Nice try, Kaiba.

Seto: Zut.

Authoress: Since when did you know French?

Seto: When I'm bored I read your textbooks. Man, you need to get to a higher grade, woman.

Joey: You might not want to tick her off, Kaiba!

Authoress: * glares at Kaiba * Fine. I'll put you near the boss' room. You still have to get in it though.

[Room before the boss' room]

Joey: Well, that made the chapter shorter.

Seto: And had us go through a lot less pain, too. ^^

Joey: Now, how to get across.

Seto: It's so obvious Joey. Just swing across.

Joey: * looks up, sees the grappling hooks hanging thing there * -_-; Oh. * swings across *

[Boss' Room]

Seto: * looking up * Oh boy. No wonder the dragon was angry.

Joey: Yeah * sees Gohma pinching the dragons tail *

Authoress: How many Zelda games is that thing IN?!

Joey: Huh?

Authoress: Gohma was in Oracle of Seasons, Ocarina of Time, and I think maybe one of the older ones . . . but anyway she's just like Moldorm in that sense . . . * thinks of Moldorm * Bleeping worm . . .

Joey + Seto: ?_? What's she talking about?

Authoress: * walks out of the room, obviously annoyed at something * When will they stop using the same bosses?

Joey:???

Seto: Look out! It's swinging something at you!

Joey: Huh? What?

Gohma: * it's Joey with her (for all I know it's a girl . . .) claw *

Joey: Hey! That hurt! T_T

Seto: * sighs * Use your grappling hook and swing on the dragons tail!

Joey: Why? Wont' that just upset the dragon?

Seto: * looks mad * JUST DO WHAT I SAY DAMN IT!!!

Joey: O.O Yes sir! * hooks onto the dragons tail and swings for a bit *

Seto: And while your at it, swing onto one of those platforms!

Joey: You sure like barking orders! * lands on platform *

Seto: -_-;; I make a living off it.

The dragon gets angry, and then makes some of the volcano's rocks fall onto Gohma.

Seto: Good. Now do that a couple more times.

Joey: Aw great . . . * repeats the process a couple times, as Seto said *

After a couple attacks, Gohma's shell came off, and she was in prime shape for being attacked.

Seto: Now, you just pull her closer and whack her.

Joey: Since when did you know about how to beat the boss?

Seto: * hides player's guide behind his back, rolls his eyes up and whistles *

Joey: -_-;;;

Gohma: * hits Joey with a claw *

Joey: Hey! Would you stop that?!

Seto: * mutters to himself * Why couldn't Authoress have picked someone ELSE?!

Joey: * uses the grappling hook, pulls Gohma closer and whacks her multiple times *

Gohma: x_X

Joey: Yeah! We finally beat the dungeon! Woot!

Seto: Now to get out of here!

Joey: WOO-HOO!! * runs into the portal thingy, and gets teleported by the wind * I have a feeling I'm forgetting something . . . ah, it'll come to me later.

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Finally! I did it!!! ^__^

Yugi: AND YOU'RE A MONTH BEHIND!!!!!

Eep! Sorry!

Yugi: * glares * You'd better be!!