NOW We're Gonna Finish This Dungeon, If It's the Last Thing He Does!
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Seto: Man, I can't believe she finished the last chapter like that!
Joey: Yeah . . . that's an all-new low for her. * looks at Authoress *
Authoress: * mumbling to self *
Joey: Can you tell what she's saying?
Seto: Not at all. Maaaaaaaybbeeeee something about sending someone to a mental institution.
Joey: * looks back, and sees Authoress reading a Shonen Jump * And what's with the magazine she's carrying around?
Authoress: * still reading, then glances up * Oh. Yeah, I'd better get on with the chapter. Come on guys * shoves Joey along *
Joey: MUST you do that to me?
Authoress: You're the one I have to push!
Joey: -_-;;;
[Room with the rats]
Seto: Umm . . . Joey? You MIGHT want to look down.
Joey: Huh? * looks down * AH!! A rat!!
Rat: * sniffs Joey, and then grabs Joey's wallet *
Joey: HEY!!! GET YER OWN WALLET!! * chases after the rat for about 20 minutes *
Seto: . . . . -_-;;; Man, this is the longest dungeon I've ever been in.
Joey: On top of the rats!
Seto: Umm . . . yeah. That too.
Rat: What's with the empty wallet?! Jerk. * scuttles off *
Joey: Stupid rat . . . * muttering inaudibly *
Seto: Why would you have an empty wallet?
Joey: . . . . . . . . never mind. Let's finish the dungeon.
Seto: * glares at Joey * What did you do at Windfall?
Authoress: -_- He had to pay for some of the baked goods at the bakery. Remember when we had to sail here, and Joey abandoned ship?
Joey: * laughs nervously *
Seto: * muttering to self * Note to self, get someone ELSE in the hero position next time . . .
[After getting everything in that room, and going outside again]
Joey: Big caption. I wonder what OTHER horrors await me out here.
Seto: And me!
Joey: Not you! You watch me through that fancy crystal!
Authoress: * slaps forehead * I can't wait to see what happens in the Gods' Tower.
Seto: What?
Authoress: Never mind. Carrying on, go up the stairs Joey.
Joey: Fine. * goes up the stairs, and stops at one point * There's GOTTA be something with the stairs . . .
Seto: It COULD be the fact that the stairs are FALLING FROM UNDER YOU, GENIUS!!!
Joey: * sees the stairs are falling * AAAAAHH!!! * runs up the stairs at a surprising pace *
Authoress: I wonder why it wasn't common sense for him to think it would be booby-trapped.
Yami: * poofs in * Well HE hasn't gone through 5 or 6 temples with Mokuba or Kaiba!! T_T
Yugi: Yeah, same with me. Only I had to go through about 4. ;P
Yami: * looks agitated *
Seto: That part of my life was the worst. Even WORSE then when I had to play Epona!
Joey: How could that be worse then being a horse?
Seto: I had to follow the stupid git around, and help him!!!!!
Authoress: * muttering * And to him, he has to follow another.
Yugi: * muttering to Authoress * Joey isnt' stupid! He can just be mentally impaired at times!
Joey: I HEARD THAT!!!!
Authoress: Joey, just go get the next key.
Joey: Fine. * looks around *
Seto: Don't tell me you don't know where to go!
Joey: I don't' know where to look!
Yami: If there's 1 thing I've learned from doing Ocarina of Time, it was that the key is in the most annoying of places. * grins slyly *
Joey: Where would it be, Yami? * glares at him *
Yugi: It's in the bird's nest Joey.
Joey: How did you know that?
Yugi: It's the ONLY place you haven't looked.
Joey: * looks, finds the key, and looks majorly embarrassed * Figures . . .
[The next part I decided to fast forward too]
Ishizu: Joey!
Joey: Ishizu!
Ishizu: * sounds ticked off * Get me out of here!
Joey: * gulps * Y-yes ma'am!
Moblin 1: Who's the kid?
Ishizu: It's just Joey.
Moblin 2: Oh. We can take him.
Moblin 1: But I don't wanna!
Moblin 2: . . . . Why?
Moblin 1: 'Cause I don't want to!
Moblin 2: Fine! I'LL take him! * goes towards Joey, and starts mumbling to himself *
Joey: * looks at Moblin 1 with a weird look * Is he just lazy or something?
Moblin 2: I think so. Anyway, now to get on with my job * tries whacking at Joey with his spear-thing . . . *
Joey: * just barely dodges * o.O How come every monster wants to kill me?
Moblin 2: Don't take it too hard, but it's just in the script, and I'm getting paid to do this.
Joey: T_T How come HE gets paid and I don't?!
Ishizu: Beats me.
Moblin 2: Maybe 'cause she doesn't want to lose one of the only Moblins available?
Joey: . . . . good point. How about you just let me go on, and then you can go and relax until you're needed again?
Moblin 2: Ummm . . . ok! I DO need a vacation. * leaves *
The cage door opens, and Ishizu steps out.
Ishizu: Good. Now let's go.
Authoress: Aren't you forgetting something?
Ishizu: Ummmm . . . no! * dashes off *
Joey: She REALLY doesn't like me!
Authoress: I can tell. . . . anyway . . . here is what she was supposed to give you. * hands Joey the grappling hook * You use it like in those Indiana Jones movies.
Joey: Ah. Ok! ^_^
[ Another fast forward ]
Authoress: * is holding a camera that is filming * . . . . What? I said I would document it! Just like Ocarina of Time!
Joey: Can't you just fast forward us to the Boss room?!
Authoress: But you still have a big chunk of the dungeon to do!
Joey: -_-;;;;
[Since I don't have my guide here . . . the room with the platform in the cage]
Seto: Gee, that sounded professional. And YOU are the one of your friends that wants to get published in a couple years?
Authoress: T_T Manga is different then writing ya know!
Joey: Leave Authoress alone! I'm sure that she's trying to adjust for the sudden schoolwork! And besides, she's trying to get this out soon!
Authoress: ^_^ Thanks Joey!
Seto: * mutters to Joey * Are you just trying to butter her up so she will make it easier for you?
Joey: * mutters back * Well, yeah.
Authoress: * smacks Joey *
Joey: HEY!! T_T
Authoress: Now it's time to move on * claps hands in the way you get dust off *
Joey: So what do I do?
Seto: You go down a floor.
Joey: Shut up Kaiba!
Authoress: You go in the cage, first of all.
Joey: * enters cage *
Authoress: Make sure you are in the EXACT center of the platform.
Joey: Then what?
Authoress: -_- Impatient, are we? Well, you use a spin attack and strike all 3 at once.
Joey: Ok! * uses the spin attack *
Seto: Joey! You didn't cut them all!!!
Joey: What? * slides down * AAAAHHH!!!!
And so, it continued like that in a cycle. After a few dozen more tries, he finally gets it right.
Seto: And then since Authoress just wants to get this chapter over with, she'll skip to the boss fight?
Authoress: Nice try, Kaiba.
Seto: Zut.
Authoress: Since when did you know French?
Seto: When I'm bored I read your textbooks. Man, you need to get to a higher grade, woman.
Joey: You might not want to tick her off, Kaiba!
Authoress: * glares at Kaiba * Fine. I'll put you near the boss' room. You still have to get in it though.
[Room before the boss' room]
Joey: Well, that made the chapter shorter.
Seto: And had us go through a lot less pain, too. ^^
Joey: Now, how to get across.
Seto: It's so obvious Joey. Just swing across.
Joey: * looks up, sees the grappling hooks hanging thing there * -_-; Oh. * swings across *
[Boss' Room]
Seto: * looking up * Oh boy. No wonder the dragon was angry.
Joey: Yeah * sees Gohma pinching the dragons tail *
Authoress: How many Zelda games is that thing IN?!
Joey: Huh?
Authoress: Gohma was in Oracle of Seasons, Ocarina of Time, and I think maybe one of the older ones . . . but anyway she's just like Moldorm in that sense . . . * thinks of Moldorm * Bleeping worm . . .
Joey + Seto: ?_? What's she talking about?
Authoress: * walks out of the room, obviously annoyed at something * When will they stop using the same bosses?
Joey:???
Seto: Look out! It's swinging something at you!
Joey: Huh? What?
Gohma: * it's Joey with her (for all I know it's a girl . . .) claw *
Joey: Hey! That hurt! T_T
Seto: * sighs * Use your grappling hook and swing on the dragons tail!
Joey: Why? Wont' that just upset the dragon?
Seto: * looks mad * JUST DO WHAT I SAY DAMN IT!!!
Joey: O.O Yes sir! * hooks onto the dragons tail and swings for a bit *
Seto: And while your at it, swing onto one of those platforms!
Joey: You sure like barking orders! * lands on platform *
Seto: -_-;; I make a living off it.
The dragon gets angry, and then makes some of the volcano's rocks fall onto Gohma.
Seto: Good. Now do that a couple more times.
Joey: Aw great . . . * repeats the process a couple times, as Seto said *
After a couple attacks, Gohma's shell came off, and she was in prime shape for being attacked.
Seto: Now, you just pull her closer and whack her.
Joey: Since when did you know about how to beat the boss?
Seto: * hides player's guide behind his back, rolls his eyes up and whistles *
Joey: -_-;;;
Gohma: * hits Joey with a claw *
Joey: Hey! Would you stop that?!
Seto: * mutters to himself * Why couldn't Authoress have picked someone ELSE?!
Joey: * uses the grappling hook, pulls Gohma closer and whacks her multiple times *
Gohma: x_X
Joey: Yeah! We finally beat the dungeon! Woot!
Seto: Now to get out of here!
Joey: WOO-HOO!! * runs into the portal thingy, and gets teleported by the wind * I have a feeling I'm forgetting something . . . ah, it'll come to me later.
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Finally! I did it!!! ^__^
Yugi: AND YOU'RE A MONTH BEHIND!!!!!
Eep! Sorry!
Yugi: * glares * You'd better be!!
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Seto: Man, I can't believe she finished the last chapter like that!
Joey: Yeah . . . that's an all-new low for her. * looks at Authoress *
Authoress: * mumbling to self *
Joey: Can you tell what she's saying?
Seto: Not at all. Maaaaaaaybbeeeee something about sending someone to a mental institution.
Joey: * looks back, and sees Authoress reading a Shonen Jump * And what's with the magazine she's carrying around?
Authoress: * still reading, then glances up * Oh. Yeah, I'd better get on with the chapter. Come on guys * shoves Joey along *
Joey: MUST you do that to me?
Authoress: You're the one I have to push!
Joey: -_-;;;
[Room with the rats]
Seto: Umm . . . Joey? You MIGHT want to look down.
Joey: Huh? * looks down * AH!! A rat!!
Rat: * sniffs Joey, and then grabs Joey's wallet *
Joey: HEY!!! GET YER OWN WALLET!! * chases after the rat for about 20 minutes *
Seto: . . . . -_-;;; Man, this is the longest dungeon I've ever been in.
Joey: On top of the rats!
Seto: Umm . . . yeah. That too.
Rat: What's with the empty wallet?! Jerk. * scuttles off *
Joey: Stupid rat . . . * muttering inaudibly *
Seto: Why would you have an empty wallet?
Joey: . . . . . . . . never mind. Let's finish the dungeon.
Seto: * glares at Joey * What did you do at Windfall?
Authoress: -_- He had to pay for some of the baked goods at the bakery. Remember when we had to sail here, and Joey abandoned ship?
Joey: * laughs nervously *
Seto: * muttering to self * Note to self, get someone ELSE in the hero position next time . . .
[After getting everything in that room, and going outside again]
Joey: Big caption. I wonder what OTHER horrors await me out here.
Seto: And me!
Joey: Not you! You watch me through that fancy crystal!
Authoress: * slaps forehead * I can't wait to see what happens in the Gods' Tower.
Seto: What?
Authoress: Never mind. Carrying on, go up the stairs Joey.
Joey: Fine. * goes up the stairs, and stops at one point * There's GOTTA be something with the stairs . . .
Seto: It COULD be the fact that the stairs are FALLING FROM UNDER YOU, GENIUS!!!
Joey: * sees the stairs are falling * AAAAAHH!!! * runs up the stairs at a surprising pace *
Authoress: I wonder why it wasn't common sense for him to think it would be booby-trapped.
Yami: * poofs in * Well HE hasn't gone through 5 or 6 temples with Mokuba or Kaiba!! T_T
Yugi: Yeah, same with me. Only I had to go through about 4. ;P
Yami: * looks agitated *
Seto: That part of my life was the worst. Even WORSE then when I had to play Epona!
Joey: How could that be worse then being a horse?
Seto: I had to follow the stupid git around, and help him!!!!!
Authoress: * muttering * And to him, he has to follow another.
Yugi: * muttering to Authoress * Joey isnt' stupid! He can just be mentally impaired at times!
Joey: I HEARD THAT!!!!
Authoress: Joey, just go get the next key.
Joey: Fine. * looks around *
Seto: Don't tell me you don't know where to go!
Joey: I don't' know where to look!
Yami: If there's 1 thing I've learned from doing Ocarina of Time, it was that the key is in the most annoying of places. * grins slyly *
Joey: Where would it be, Yami? * glares at him *
Yugi: It's in the bird's nest Joey.
Joey: How did you know that?
Yugi: It's the ONLY place you haven't looked.
Joey: * looks, finds the key, and looks majorly embarrassed * Figures . . .
[The next part I decided to fast forward too]
Ishizu: Joey!
Joey: Ishizu!
Ishizu: * sounds ticked off * Get me out of here!
Joey: * gulps * Y-yes ma'am!
Moblin 1: Who's the kid?
Ishizu: It's just Joey.
Moblin 2: Oh. We can take him.
Moblin 1: But I don't wanna!
Moblin 2: . . . . Why?
Moblin 1: 'Cause I don't want to!
Moblin 2: Fine! I'LL take him! * goes towards Joey, and starts mumbling to himself *
Joey: * looks at Moblin 1 with a weird look * Is he just lazy or something?
Moblin 2: I think so. Anyway, now to get on with my job * tries whacking at Joey with his spear-thing . . . *
Joey: * just barely dodges * o.O How come every monster wants to kill me?
Moblin 2: Don't take it too hard, but it's just in the script, and I'm getting paid to do this.
Joey: T_T How come HE gets paid and I don't?!
Ishizu: Beats me.
Moblin 2: Maybe 'cause she doesn't want to lose one of the only Moblins available?
Joey: . . . . good point. How about you just let me go on, and then you can go and relax until you're needed again?
Moblin 2: Ummm . . . ok! I DO need a vacation. * leaves *
The cage door opens, and Ishizu steps out.
Ishizu: Good. Now let's go.
Authoress: Aren't you forgetting something?
Ishizu: Ummmm . . . no! * dashes off *
Joey: She REALLY doesn't like me!
Authoress: I can tell. . . . anyway . . . here is what she was supposed to give you. * hands Joey the grappling hook * You use it like in those Indiana Jones movies.
Joey: Ah. Ok! ^_^
[ Another fast forward ]
Authoress: * is holding a camera that is filming * . . . . What? I said I would document it! Just like Ocarina of Time!
Joey: Can't you just fast forward us to the Boss room?!
Authoress: But you still have a big chunk of the dungeon to do!
Joey: -_-;;;;
[Since I don't have my guide here . . . the room with the platform in the cage]
Seto: Gee, that sounded professional. And YOU are the one of your friends that wants to get published in a couple years?
Authoress: T_T Manga is different then writing ya know!
Joey: Leave Authoress alone! I'm sure that she's trying to adjust for the sudden schoolwork! And besides, she's trying to get this out soon!
Authoress: ^_^ Thanks Joey!
Seto: * mutters to Joey * Are you just trying to butter her up so she will make it easier for you?
Joey: * mutters back * Well, yeah.
Authoress: * smacks Joey *
Joey: HEY!! T_T
Authoress: Now it's time to move on * claps hands in the way you get dust off *
Joey: So what do I do?
Seto: You go down a floor.
Joey: Shut up Kaiba!
Authoress: You go in the cage, first of all.
Joey: * enters cage *
Authoress: Make sure you are in the EXACT center of the platform.
Joey: Then what?
Authoress: -_- Impatient, are we? Well, you use a spin attack and strike all 3 at once.
Joey: Ok! * uses the spin attack *
Seto: Joey! You didn't cut them all!!!
Joey: What? * slides down * AAAAHHH!!!!
And so, it continued like that in a cycle. After a few dozen more tries, he finally gets it right.
Seto: And then since Authoress just wants to get this chapter over with, she'll skip to the boss fight?
Authoress: Nice try, Kaiba.
Seto: Zut.
Authoress: Since when did you know French?
Seto: When I'm bored I read your textbooks. Man, you need to get to a higher grade, woman.
Joey: You might not want to tick her off, Kaiba!
Authoress: * glares at Kaiba * Fine. I'll put you near the boss' room. You still have to get in it though.
[Room before the boss' room]
Joey: Well, that made the chapter shorter.
Seto: And had us go through a lot less pain, too. ^^
Joey: Now, how to get across.
Seto: It's so obvious Joey. Just swing across.
Joey: * looks up, sees the grappling hooks hanging thing there * -_-; Oh. * swings across *
[Boss' Room]
Seto: * looking up * Oh boy. No wonder the dragon was angry.
Joey: Yeah * sees Gohma pinching the dragons tail *
Authoress: How many Zelda games is that thing IN?!
Joey: Huh?
Authoress: Gohma was in Oracle of Seasons, Ocarina of Time, and I think maybe one of the older ones . . . but anyway she's just like Moldorm in that sense . . . * thinks of Moldorm * Bleeping worm . . .
Joey + Seto: ?_? What's she talking about?
Authoress: * walks out of the room, obviously annoyed at something * When will they stop using the same bosses?
Joey:???
Seto: Look out! It's swinging something at you!
Joey: Huh? What?
Gohma: * it's Joey with her (for all I know it's a girl . . .) claw *
Joey: Hey! That hurt! T_T
Seto: * sighs * Use your grappling hook and swing on the dragons tail!
Joey: Why? Wont' that just upset the dragon?
Seto: * looks mad * JUST DO WHAT I SAY DAMN IT!!!
Joey: O.O Yes sir! * hooks onto the dragons tail and swings for a bit *
Seto: And while your at it, swing onto one of those platforms!
Joey: You sure like barking orders! * lands on platform *
Seto: -_-;; I make a living off it.
The dragon gets angry, and then makes some of the volcano's rocks fall onto Gohma.
Seto: Good. Now do that a couple more times.
Joey: Aw great . . . * repeats the process a couple times, as Seto said *
After a couple attacks, Gohma's shell came off, and she was in prime shape for being attacked.
Seto: Now, you just pull her closer and whack her.
Joey: Since when did you know about how to beat the boss?
Seto: * hides player's guide behind his back, rolls his eyes up and whistles *
Joey: -_-;;;
Gohma: * hits Joey with a claw *
Joey: Hey! Would you stop that?!
Seto: * mutters to himself * Why couldn't Authoress have picked someone ELSE?!
Joey: * uses the grappling hook, pulls Gohma closer and whacks her multiple times *
Gohma: x_X
Joey: Yeah! We finally beat the dungeon! Woot!
Seto: Now to get out of here!
Joey: WOO-HOO!! * runs into the portal thingy, and gets teleported by the wind * I have a feeling I'm forgetting something . . . ah, it'll come to me later.
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Finally! I did it!!! ^__^
Yugi: AND YOU'RE A MONTH BEHIND!!!!!
Eep! Sorry!
Yugi: * glares * You'd better be!!
