Master Marth: Hello there faithful fans! I have been suffering from lack of thoughts as of late, and decided to write something that has nothing to do with all my other works. Also going to be very pointless and strange. Please enjoy my strange new world of Smash Bros!

Smashing news tonight! Brought to you by Plushie Corporation! If they're not ours, they're not plushies! The most famous star that many know and love, Mario, has been discovered on a deep drug addiction. Because of these things, Mario has turned a darker path, becoming depressed when least expected. He seems to hate each and every person he meets. More on this tomorrow.

Another famous character, Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom has recently taken a new turn. She was been spotted wearing a hockey mask while toting a chainsaw. Mass killing sprees had occurred wherever this pink psycho...er...princess has appeared. A survivor of one of the more recent killing sprees had this to say: "I was hiding in a closet the whole time. I heard Peach walk by, and she was muttering something about chocolate covered walruses... I was so scared!"

"Caw, caw! Can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread man! Strawberry dolphins rule all!" Falco yelled, flapping his arms up and down like a chicken while jumping up and down on a telephone wire. Fox yelled up, "Get down here! You need to take your crazy pills!" Fox was pelted by a flurry of white liquid drops. "Argh! Damn it Falco that's sick! Stop mimicking the stupid pigeons!" Falco laughed. "Go, my pigeon brethren! I, the king of all crayons shall assist you! Oink!" Fox growled. "That's it." Fox started to walk up the street. "I'm getting the tranquiliz---" Fox then imploded into himself for no reason, disappearing from existence. Falco hopped up and down once more, flapping arms. He was then hit hard in the head by an egg, falling down from the wire on top of a pile of dead pigeons, dying as well. Yoshi hopped up and down happily, yelling some phrase that could only be heard by bats, then stopped, watching Luigi go by in a pink outfit holding hands with Bowser, who was wearing lipstick and some kind of skirt. Yoshi just stared, watching them kiss as they went, and gagged.

Ness laid in bed, staring at the ceiling with a scared expression on his face. Young Link walked up to Ness, blinking. "What's with you?" Ness nervously looked at Young Link, whispering, "...I see dead people..." Both looked at one another for a moment, then burst out laughing. The door of the room then busted down, as Link growled, holding his sword. "You little brats! You broke my hookshot!" Young Link gasped. "Ness, let's cheese it!" Both of the kids ran, Link yelling and chasing, firing arrows after.

As the three ran outside, they saw something that made them stop in their tracks. Ganondorf ran around with nothing on, in the streets, yelling, "I am the queen of the antelopes! Give me elephants and I will sprinkle you with walnuts!" As he ran, he stepped hard on Pichu, flattening and killing the small thing easily. Ness then said, "Oh my god, they killed Pichu!" Then Young Link said, "You bastards!" Link simply shuddered, saying, "I am never gonna look at that guy the same way again..." Men in white suits immediately tackled Ganondorf, tying him up in a straitjacket and hauling him off. The three looked at one another, then they all nodded, and Young Link and Ness continued to run, Link giving chase once more.

Pikachu strolled through the city streets, sniffing around for any foods. Then the little Pokemon saw it; A donut, with a fresh spork in it! Pikachu gobbled up the donut, as well as the spork. Pikachu then looked ahead, seeing Jigglypuff. Pikachu then saw that Jigglypuff was being put on a helium tank, being filled up to capacity. She was tied to a string, just as a yyoung child came by, begging his mother to buy the Jigglypuff "balloon." She agreed, and he quickly started playing with it. They went into the ice cream shop, and Pikachu followed. Before he made it, though, he spontaneously combusted, burning into a small pile of dust. Dr. Mario rushed over, inspecting the remains. "Hm. This had something to do with..." The doctor then pulled out a spork and a donut. "These two things. Perhaps Pikachu, being an electric type, had a combustible nature, and this spork set off a reaction in the donut that lit up the inside, causing him to burn up!" A random passerby looked at the doctor. "That makes no sense at all!" The doctor handed the passerby pills. "Here. They'll make you very strong, just shut up." The passerby nodded, then walked off, whistling. The doctor snickered, for little did the passerby know those pills were filled with the deadly bubblegum flavored taffy ice cream walrus of doomedness! - Gasp! -

In the ice cream shop, DK watched a small child carry in a balloon. It looked like Jigglypuff. Since DK hated Jigglypuff, he popped it. And blood burst everywhere. DK simply shrugged it off, and ordered a banana split. - Can DK really speak enough to order one? - When the order reached the kitchen, the chefs rushed around, quickly making it. They head about a Pikachu combusting, and rushed off to the front after it was finished. Enter Ice Climbers! The two jumped down from a vent in the ceiling.

"Hey Nana! They finally left!"

"Yeah! Now we can explore the forbidden ice cream temple!"

"Let's go!"

The two leaped into the giant banana split, carefully covering the hole they made. The chefs then came back, rushing the food to DK. DK immediately descended upon the ice cream, wolfing it down in a matter of seconds. As he licked the bottom of the bowl, he found a small skull at the bottom with a blue hood on it. DK shrugged, and ordered more.

Further away, a man ran, turning and pointing to the horizon. "Run! It's Kirbyzilla!" All the people ran, as a giant pink Kirby walked forward, sucking in everything in front of it. This started after Kirby finally got sick of being called a stupid puffball, and took out his anger by vowing to eat everything and anything before him. Stupid puffball. Kirby growled, then turned, and eats any remaining sense left in most of this story.

Roy was recently admitted into anger management. You know why? Well, let's go back a bit. Roy hasn't bothered to learn english like Marth recently has. Back at a bar... Roy ordered a drink, sitting next to a blonde girl named Zelda. He tried to speak with her, but she tilted her head, saying, "What? I don't speak whatever you're saying..." Roy growled, speaking once more, carefully, but with no success. Zelda got up, starting to leave. "What an idiot you are..." Roy snapped. He yelled out, pulling out a large spork. He then leaped upon Zelda, stabbing her to death. He was quickly detained, taken to court and sentenced to anger management. - Yes, he committed murder and all he gets is anger management. It's my story, so THERE. -

Meanwhile, Captain Falcon pulled out his binoculars, watching Samus go into her room with her power suit on. "Come on...Take it off..." She started to reach for the helmet, but then heard the phone ring, and ran off. "Damn!" Falcon growled. A few minutes later, Samus returned to her room. She then started to reach for her helmet once more, when she froze. Her eyes immediately darted toward Falcon's window. Falcon gasped. "Shoot!" He started to turn, getting shot in the back before he could take a step. And somehow, Samus' victory music played in the background.

Marth yawned, taking a relaxing nap in a barn. No fights, no work, nothing. Just peace and relaxation. A dog lay outside the barn, asleep. Marth was about to sleep, when he smelled smoke. "What the hell is that?" Marth took a look below, seeing that the cow kicked over a lantern. "Argh!" Since he was on the top of the barn, he couldn't get down, the bottom was on fire. Marth yelled out the window, "Lassie! Go get pa, Lassie!" Sadly, THIS dog was deaf. And so, Marth was burned to a crisp in the fire. How sad.

A dark figure smirked, high in the sky, having seen all this. Mewtwo laughed mentally, as far as the telekinetic waves would travel. "It is fun to meddle in the affairs of other dimensions... I should try this again sometime." And with that Mewtwo teleported, being sent back to his normal dimension.

Master Marth: Hey, this story is somewhat related to my normal ones! That Mewtwo was from my other stories, so ha. He really knows how to cause chaos in the world. Anyway, I might do another one like this if I get lots of good reviews, so get started with them!