Master Marth: Well! I got a lot of good reviews for the first chapter, so I'm gonna make something completely unrelated, starring one of the characters from my normal fics! The best for this job is...Linkie! Have fun reading the well named Linkie's sugar rush! Just so you all know, this is before he came into my fics. It's in a different dimension than the first chapter, so MORE havoc can ensue!

Footsteps echoed through the cavern, as a rumbling followed. Many traps were in the cavern, though all of them were broken. Candy canes were stabbed deep in walls, gingerbread guardians were half eaten, and the cotton candy pit of doom was eaten. Yelling came from the deep end of the cavern, as Linkie came into view, holding a large sack. He was running from a large gumdrop. "Linkie MUST taste the forbidden candy of doomedness!" Linkie kept running, seeing the exit, and it was closing! "Linkie won't make it! Chicken! Save Linkie!" Linkie ripped off his hat, reaching in and throwing a cucco forward. He threw his hat back on and leaped onto the cucco, as it raced toward the exit. "Come on, chicken...!" Linkie ducked down as the chicken ran, barely making it under the closing stone door. The cucco quickly stopped, as Linkie was sent tumbling forward. He stopped slowly, blinking. "Wow! Linkie wants to go again!"

Linkie then opened up the sack, grinning widely. "Linkie's candy is safe! Hurray!" He dove into the bag, as wrappers seemed to fly out of the bag. After 5 seconds, Linkie hopped out of the bag, holding a pixie stick. Linkie looked sadly at the last bit, opening the top and eating some. "Linkie wishes that Linkie had more. He then felt something shake behind him. He looked back and gasped. The bag was full again! "Wow! Linkie must have eaten MAGIC candy! Yay, Linkie is content!" Linkie was about to dive in, but then stopped to think. - My gosh! He's THINKING! Stop the presses! - "Maybe Linkie should save the rest! Linkie wants to have fun with all his special friends! Chicken! Come to Linkie!" The chicken then hopped over to Linkie, as Linkie held up his hat, the cucco leaped in.

Mushroom Kingdom! A calm place where nothing ever seems to go wrong. But, sadly, then the flying hippos of doom came and dropped ducks on their castle, turning it to rubble. And now, only Peach and Mario live there, in a cardboard box they call the new Mushroom Kingdom. Linkie hopped over to the box, knocking on the side. "Mario person! Peach lady! Come out of your house! Linkie wants to play with you!" Mario walked out of the box in tattered clothes and torn up shoes. He smelled like old toilet paper and had a beard now. "Go away. I don't have time to play with a little brat like you."

Linkie growled, and pulled out a paper bag full of breadcrumbs. "Linkie will use the magical bread crumbs!" He then sprinkled the little bits of food onto the box, as it glowed and turned into a rubber chicken, as Mario was sitting on a rock watching a cardboard TV, with Peach sleeping in a corner. "PLAY WITH LINKIE NOW." Linkie said in a deep, slightly creepy voice. Mario nodded nervously.

Mario sighed, having to jump his highest up and down with Linkie on his head. Peach watch, holding back a laugh or two. Mario was then sent flying as Bowser quickly entered the scene. He was in a purple coat with fur around the edges. He also had deep black shades and a golden tooth, along with a golden cane and a golden necklace with large golden letters saying PIMP. "Hello there, my lovely slave!" Linkie blinked. "Slave person? Peach lady? When did this happen? Linkie wants to know!" Peach sighed. "I made a bet with him. If the castle was destroyed by forces other than his within one month of the bet, he would get my money and I would have to be his slave every time he came around."

Linkie grinned widely, shaking with anticipation. He then leaped about ten feet up, yelling, "Linkie can help!" He slowly landed on the ground, as Peach and Bowser both stared at him. "Linkie will drive Bowser person crazy with Linkie's happiful funness!" Bowser grinned, his golden tooth showing. "Ha! I have a will of steel, you can't make me crack!" Linkie ginned. "Betcha Linkie can!" Bowser growled. "Fine then! If you succeed, Peach can have all her stuff back, AND her freedom. If I win, I get to eat you!" Linkie nodded. "Okie dokie then! Eat some of Linkie's bread crumbs as a pact!" Bowser dumped the bread crumbs down his throat and left for his castle.

Bowser was in a dark room. "What's going on?" He looked around fearfully, hating the dark. Suddenly, a clown leaped out of nowhere with a funny expression on it's face. Bowser yelled in fear, and hid in his shell. He heard a noise in his shell, and looked to the side. He was confronted by a small blue light with wings, as it yelled out, "HEY!" Bowser yelled, leaping to his feet and running. He was then tackled by a koopa. He was on his back on the ground. "Oh, hello little one. What're-- -" He then yelled in fear, seeing the turtle had Linkie's face. He leaped up, screaming. He looked around quickly, seeing he was in his own bedroom. "Oh. Thank god. It was just a dream." He then yelled loudly, as Linkie was grinning at him, saying, "Or was it?" Bowser panicked. "Fine! I give up, you win! Here are the documents for the money and Peach's freedom! Just go away!"

Linkie came into a forest dividing the castle of Bowser to Peach. "Linkie will go the happiful magical way!" Linkie then ate some more of the pixie stick, thinking something, as a door appeared, and opened. Linkie happily walked through, ending up in a place where chocolate flowed as a river, and there were gumdrop bushes and lollipop trees all over. Linkie watched all the more strange characters walk around. Kirby was swimming in chocolate. Pichu was at the edge, licking up some of the chocolate. The electric mouse lost its balance though, and fell in, getting hardened into a chocolate mouse. Seeing this, Kirby inhaled the mouse, swallowing it whole. Kirby then coughed lightly, spitting out the skeleton. Nana, seeing this, said, "Oh my god, they killed Pichu!" Popo said to follow this, "You bastards!"

Jigglypuff floated by, and somehow, Pikachu was inflated and floated with. DK flew up on a purple banana peel, taking out a hamster and popped the floating Pokemon. Pieces scattered everywhere, as Linkie found Pikachu's foot. "Yay! Luckyfulness! Linkie found a lucky Pika foot! Linkie will keep, and sell for exaggerated price on the internet! Yay for Linkie!" Linkie then stopped, watching Luigi walk by with Captain Falcon, both of them were in their pink costumes, holding hands. They then stopped and kissed, walking into the distance. Yoshi and Linkie both gagged.

Falco ran by, yelling, "Hi ho, the mushroom is getting antsy, and so is the king of Spain! Duck muck suck luck puck! My pants are quacking!" Yoshi chased after the insane bird with random knives and donuts. Linkie shrugged, and continued on. He soon came up to another door, as Mr. Game and Watch was holding up an exit sign. Apparently, he also was upgraded to have a face, and was smiling rather creepily. Linkie said to Game and Watch, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, Mr. G&W?" Mr. G&W beeped angrily, "What?! How the hell should I know, you retarded child! Now leave me alone!" Linkie replied, "Why?" "Because, I said so!"

"Why?"

"Because I'm mad."

"Why?"

"BECAUSE MY FACE IS STUCK! HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!"

"Why?"

Mr. G&W beeped, furious. "That's it! I quit!" G&W then stormed off, frame by frame...

Linkie grinned, how he loved doing that. He opened the door, walking out in front of the castle, as the door disappeared behind him. Linkie tackled Peach, sending her flying down into the remains of the moat. He watched as a fish sucked her up in one bite. Linkie stared at this, and slowly moved away, whistling as he went.

Link was asleep, under a blanket with Zelda. They were both in a tent, camping for the night. They were abruptly woken up by a shaking at the tent. "Link person! Zelda lady! Linkie found your clothes outside! Do Link and Zelda want them? If you want them, play with Linkie!" Zelda blushed, looking to Link, who poked his head from the tent. "Alright, Mini- Me. Just give me the clothes and we'll play." Linkie handed the clothes to Link, and they got dressed.

And so, Link was forced to play a game of hot bomb, which he lost. And was quickly hospitalized for this reason. Linkie sighed. "Linkie is bored now. Zelda lady left! ...Oh! Linkie knows!" Linkie then ran off, in the direction of Ness' house.

Ness threw a ball at a fence, as it bounced back to his hand. "Boring." Ness was then sent tumbling by a green blur. Ness grinned, as did Linkie, as both said at the same time. "Yay, good happiful friend!" Linkie pulled out the huge bag of candy. "Linkie found the forbidden candies!" Ness hopped up and down. "Yay! Now let's pummel Marth and Roy with animal crackers!" Linkie nodded. "Yes, yes! Off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of whoosh!" The two children ran off to complete their goal.

Marth walked into the room, which was totally covered in white. Cushions all over the walls. He walked up to Roy, who was sitting in the bed. "Now, Roy. This is VERY important. What is the safe combination?" Roy stared at Marth, and twitched, saying, "I'll never tell..." Marth smacked Roy across the face with a rubber chicken. "Come on! Talk!" Roy fell to the ground, yelling, "Never!" Marth growled, and pulled out a hot dog, smacking Roy over the head repeatedly. "Come on, psycho! Or else I'll have to use the platypus!" Roy shrieked in terror. "No! Not the platypus! Okay, I'll talk! The number is---"

Roy was then killed by a lion shaped animal cracker. Marth yelled out, "No! Why! I was so close! Just kill me now!" Marth was flattened as well by a large tiger animal cracker. Linkie grinned widely. "Yay! Linkie and Ness friend win!" Both of the children celebrated, hearing a voice ringing through their heads. "You two! Don't move..." The two froze, and slowly turned. Mewtwo glared to them. "I'm in a bad mood today. So now, you two get to face my wrath. Any last wishes?" Linkie looked to Ness, and both nodded at one another. "Linkie and Ness friend want Pokeballs with a Pokemon in each to defend ourselves with!" Mewtwo nodded, as two Pokeballs appeared. Ness opened his first. Wobbuffet. "Ha! That won't help." Linkie opened his, as Mew flew from the ball, up into the air, as Mewtwo gasped. "Mew!" He flew after, forgetting all about the two. By this time, the two were long gone.

Linkie yawned, back in bed. "Linkie is tired. So, it's bedtime for Linkie! Goodbye people! Thankie for paying attention to Linkie! Bye people!" Linkie fell asleep, snoring loudly with mouth wide open, biting at his pillow as though it were food.

Master Marth: Hurray! I'm done! Did you like it!? Well?! Ah, whatever, it was a little less random but still makes little sense, me hopes. Anyway, I'm done on this for quite a white. If I feel like it, I'll write more another time. But, until then, farewell!