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"Miss Mcmahon wants to see you right now"

I groan theatrically and go to roll my eyes at Dia but she's straddled Jamie's lap and got him into a heavy make-out session, not that he needs encouragement. I grin instead. A moment ago we were chatting about our night out last week but give them a few seconds and they pick up right where they left off last time.

I turn back to Steph's personal assistant who's icy demeanour has melted slightly as she gawks at Dia and Jamie's unabashed display of affection. I clear my throat loudly and when she starts and turns back to me, smile expectantly

"Well what does Miss Mcmahon want?" I ask impatiently when all I get is a long silence

"I'm not allowed say, please go to her office and talk to her about it" the PA tells me "I have something to tell Mr Noble's um.friend Nidia here"

"Good luck" I say with a knowing smile as I walk out of the room

Geez Steph hired a carbon copy of herself! She wears all black like her boss but it actually flatters her. She should smile more. Anyway. I walk down the corridor towards Steph's office, calling hello to Billy Kidman who I pass on the way. He's looking kind of down. Torrie probably hasn't answered his calls. He hasn't been on TV for a while. I know how that feels.

I reach the office and knock before entering. Stephanie is bent over her desk, ass up in the air in the most unflattering way as she murmurs to herself, writing something down. I try hard not to laugh and settle instead for sarcasm

"Nice view"

She abruptly straightens out, tugging her skirt down as she does. Ewww she's worn way too much make-up again. She really is trying too hard to be the gorgeous business woman. Only a couple of women I know can do that in the wrestling world; Debra and myself. I have a smirk on my face I know from the 'drop-dead' stare Steph's giving me. I sit down in front of her desk and wait for her to speak. She pauses, walking around her desk and settles down in her director's chair before speaking, liking to think she's got me gagging to know what she has to tell me. In truth I'm bored and wish she'd just get on with it. She's wasting time I could be spending with Sean

"I don't like you Dawn" she says at last "You know that, don't you?"

"You make it obvious" is all I say

"Good then we know where we stand. I know you don't like me. Jealously of your boss is so unprofessional but I can understand it" oh please! She's delusional as well as a bitch. Will she just cut the tension and get on with it? "I've had you banned from all TV time because of your conduct on- camera - trying to sabotage Torrie's career"

Woah, sabotage Torrie's career? I believe she started it when she beat my best friend in a bikini contest. And since when did Steph become Torrie's protector? Oh yeah, when Torrie brought her in millions through the Playboy shoot I see. Whatever, this is getting boring hearing my rights read out. I cut to it

"Steph, if you called me in to remind me of my position in this company, why not just send a memo?"

She glares at me for a few seconds before lifting a piece of paper from her desk. She reads it before looking up at me again, the same sour expression on her face

"I'm going to lift that ban tonight, not because I want to but because its been requested that you take part in tonight's show"

"Really? Who by?"

Who would do that? I'm finally gonna get to be on-camera again and see all my fans.

"Sable" says Steph "I don't why but she wants you to be part of her Invitational tonight, it's a bikini contest, featuring you, Torrie and Nidia with Sable as the judge"

My mind whirls at her words. A Sable Invitational? Nice idea. I mean she refereed Torrie's match last week against Dia and called it in Torrie's favour. I was mad at the time, I thought she was on our side but then she told me that now Torrie thinks Sable's on her side. It could lead to further humiliation, maybe even tonight. She said something about a plan.

"But let me tell you this Dawn" Stephanie's venomous tone gets my attention "I don't want you wrecking Sable's Invitational tonight, she'd finally back here in the WWE and she's signed to Smackdown but I don't want her to have a reason to leave again, got me?"

"Of course Stephanie, see you later"

Before she can get out another word, I quickly leave the room and head back to the locker room. I have to start looking for a perfect outfit. Dia and I don't have much time, Smackdown's just started so we've gotta get planning. I burst into the room and find Dia alone, throwing bikinis everywhere. She looks over her shoulder and grins, diving onto me for a hug

"You got back on TV!" she squeals "I am so proud of you! We get to look hot together, can you believe it?"

"Not at all, thank God for Sable" I reply "looking for the right bikini?"

"Yeah, I've got ideas but I wish I'd had more time" is her muffled response as she goes back to sorting through the mass of pieces of fabric on the floor.

I grin. One thing every diva knows is come prepared for anything. So naturally we all carry lingerie, costumes and bikinis with us for situations like this when we need them quickly. The problem is finding the perfect one to win with. As I begin to sort through my bag of bikinis, there's a knock at the door and Sable walks in with a huge grin on her face

"Heard the news then?" she asks with understatement

"Oh yeah, thank you so much" I say, flashing her a smile "back on TV at last"

"Hey it was the least I could do, you girls have been great fun looking after me since I've come back, now its time to have some fun of our own"

"You got that right!" called Dia

Then she gives this muffled shriek and holds up some white fabric.

"I've found my outfit, I'm gonna go change"

She slips into the bathroom for a little privacy and checking everything's in place. I continue sorting through my bag with Sable offering her own ideas from the side. Then I find this white and black bikini. It's gorgeous and both me and Sable like it. I change into it and come out to show the others. Dia's wearing a pretty pink and white one with a shiny bright pink robe over the top that comes to her knees. They clap my choice as I stand in front of them. I check the mirror. Oh hell yeah I look hot.

"Oooh I know which robe to wear!" I exclaim suddenly "that really long white one that fastens over the breasts, you know the one Dia?"

"Yeah, it's really sexy" she replies enthusiastically

I pull the robe from my other bag and quickly put it on. I look amazing, like a leaner, thiner, brunette Trish Stratus and she could always do with improving on. Sable nods her approval, looking admiringly at me. We re-do our make up and then look to Sable. I know she's got something up her sleeve

"Ok girls, lets go do this" she announces

She tells us her idea. Babe, it is brilliant. I knew a devious mind like her could come up with something that would benefit me and Dia and humiliate Torrie at the same time. Having told us, Sable heads out of the door.

I link arms with Dia and we walk out together, our bodies sexy but covered by our robes, giggling and chatting as we go. People are talking as we pass them. I'm banned aren't I? Not for the moment I'm not. This is going to be amazing. I love this look on me. I can't lose looking this gorgeous. What was it Torrie said about me wearing white? That it was inappropriate? Well I look real pure now. No one would know. Dia's laughing, blowing kisses to men who pass by and waving to ones who wink at her.

As we move along, an arm snakes its way around my shoulders, halting me in my tracks. I don't even register Dia letting go of my arm as I turn to kiss Sean. He's all sweaty and sexy in a leather jacket, his hair hanging around his face. He's just accompanied Roddy Piper to the ring when he took on Rikishi. Its been a good couple of weeks; just sex, no 'I love you' or anything as terminal as that. He knows and I know its not gonna go that way. He knows I love someone anyway.

"So this is your new lay Dawn" Dia states, arms crossed over her chest and a smile on her face

I grin at Sean. Trust Dia to put it in the crudest way she could think of. She is telling the truth at least.

"Yeah, Dia meet Sean O'Haire" I say gesturing to them both

"A pleasure" Sean says, shaking Dia's hand

Dia winks at him, cracking her gum. I see her checking him out, almost measuring him up to see if she can fit him in. Most girls would be threatened or furious by something like that but its Nidia. She likes to keep her options open. That's why she sees no problem with the fact that she's sleeping with Matt Hardy while he's still with Lita. I spoke to Lita a few days ago. She'd been propositioned by Bischoff live on air and had told him to go to hell, walking off. He'd fired her but she doesn't care right now. She stood up to him and told me that she'll find a way to get back on TV. I told her its tough

"Taking my advice at last are you Ruby Red?" Sean says softly, pressing his lips to my ear

"Showing skin is lifting the ban this week" I reply, turning to him so that my arms loop around his waist "thanks to Sable's invitational"

"So you're a pure girl all in white" he continues, looking me up and down "how appropriate"

"Naturally, I'm all innocence" I say to him

"Hey wanna see my bikini?" chirps up Nidia

Not waiting for an answer, she pulls open her silk robe and flashes her bikini-clad body at him. Most men would look startled or wide-eyed at this. But Sean just raises an eyebrow and nods at her

"Pretty" is all he says before turning back to me

"Are we meeting up after your contest?" he asks

"Don't you have a date with a Hot Rod to celebrate what just happened?" I counter

"Not all night"

"Guess I'll see you when we find each other"

Dia's tugging at my arm. She's bored now and wants to get going. I kiss Sean long and sweet, just to annoy her before being wrenched away by my best friend and stumbling off down the corridor.

"Geez Dia that was rude" I tell her, a bit pissed off

"I don't like him" she announces "he didn't like my body and treated me like a little kid"

"He said your bikini was pretty" I protest

"It was the way he said it and anyway he didn't really mean it"

Before I can rearrange my astonished features into something resembling a retort, Dia flicks her hair back and marches through the curtain to her and Jamie's music. While we've been talking it seems, Sable's been out there talking to the fans and just announce Dia. I watch Dia on the monitor as she struts down the ramp with a fabulous smile on her face. She knows she's hot. I can talk to her about the thing with Sean later. Its time to show Torrie's who hottest first.

I hear my music hit and breeze through the curtain to the huge cheers of the crowd. Yeah baby I'm back and loving it. I wave to some guys hooting at me and slap a few hands, which are held out before me. Then I get up onto the apron, taking a moment to survey the crowd as I kneel on one knee. God I missed this. I never want to be away from it again

Sable smiles approvingly at me and Dia grins as she leans against the ropes. Looks like Torrie couldn't take the competition, which means it'll be proper beauty contest with no trash included. Just as we're about to start, Miss Playboy decides to make her entrance. Dia and I scowl as she makes her way down the ramp in a black silk robe the same size as Dia's and that irritatingly dimpled smile on her face. When she gets into the ring, she takes centre stage and Sable's microphone. Always stealing the limelight. I didn't see her name on the invitational, it's Sable's.

"Sable, I am ready to make this a three-way dance," she says with a smug smile on her face

Sable shrugs, takes the microphone and instructs Dia to do her thing. Nidia tears off her robe, getting appreciative whoops from the crowd. She dances for them, her exotic dancer training in full flow before the music stops and she steps back, pleased with her efforts. Sable directs me forward and I smile. How long have I waited for the spotlight to fall on me again? I'm gonna make the men drool.

I step forward and slowly drop the robe from my body, revealing my bikini. The crowd roars as I sexily move for them, bending over and dancing slowly and erotically. I can see Dia smiling and nodding to the music. When it stops, she gives me a thumbs up as I back away. I smile back. We both were amazing. All it leaves is for Little Miss Purity to strut her boring stuff.

She takes off her robe to reveal a bright red bikini and matching lollipop. Where does she think she is, 'Baywatch'? and why does she like lollipops so much? I'll never forget when she won Divas Undressed and slapped her lollipop onto my left breast. I had to shower it off, it was totally gross. I watch through narrowed eyes as she gets a huge cheer, the biggest of the three and dances sweetly for the audience. One minute Miss Raunchy Playboy, the next Miss Sweet and Innocent. Then she goes over to Sable and dances in front of her, rubbing up against her and even offering her the lollipop. Oh and now onto Miss Lesbian. Nice move, like that's gonna work. I thought she didn't do women. Ha, I know better

"There is definitely a hands down winner, in fact there's two, Nidia and Dawn Marie" Sable announces

Dia and I jump and cheer together. Hello, it was a forgone conclusion. We are the hottest things in this invitational. Torrie will always be second rate compared to us. Dia winks at me, its time for our little plan to come into action. She walks over to Torrie who's looking shocked that she didn't win and congratulates her, sticking her hand out for a handshake. Torrie stares at it and then goes to shake when I attack her from behind. Oh it feels good to blindside her again, seeing her flawless body fall to the mat and hear her yell in pain. Dia and I stomp on her energetically, laughing as we do. It feels so good to do something on camera together and stomping on Torrie Wilson certainly fits the bill. Sable motions to us so we grab an arm each and force her onto her knees. Torrie glares at us with hate and pain but she can't get us, we're holding her down. Sable takes the lollipop from Torrie and gets right in her face

"Torrie, you are the only loser here tonight"

With that, we drop her to the ground in a heap and leave her to cry with her fans. We walk out a proud trio. Once again, the hot bodies come out on top. Now all I have to do is find Sean for some celebratory sex (I mean that's what Dia and Jamie are gonna do so I can too). I know he's here somewhere, he'll be celebrating with Roddy Piper first since they totally wasted Rikishi earlier. Their little partnership sure is profitable and its given him a match at Backlash. I'm so proud of him. I'm proud of myself, Dia and Sable too. It's been a great night. I am back and if I get my way like tonight, I'm not leaving the camera again soon