Ah! So you've chosen the delectable Shinobu! Her large trusting eyes and mouth that's forever pouting really turns my customers on. She is (should I say it) a fine dish, to some people.

Well, I have just the sample video for you! I got this at the festival.

*tosses Haruka's video into the pile, marked sell*

You know, the festival. Remember the festival? The one with me drunk in the manga series?

Yeah, I guess that really doesn't narrow it down.

*picks up a video titled Tromboner, the Legend Continues*

Is this it? Nope…

*turns to crowd*

Um…in the anime series, it was the one when I was stuck on the island with Sarah!

Ah, you remember!

Well, after Shinobu leaves young Keitaro behind, she decided to go on one of the rides…However, she didn't know what awaited her young supple flesh…

=Shinobu's Wild Ride=

Shinobu sighed softly, letting the air escape her lungs. She had let her sempai leave her side. She knew, with all her heart, that Sempai had loved another woman…a woman that she herself cared about.

Motoko glanced at little Shinobu and frowned. "Are you thinking of that idiot again?" she said distastefully.

Shinobu nodded.

Motoko's frown became worse. "I'll kill that Urashima for making you sad! He seems to be stuck in the habit of making young girl's cry. He doesn't deserve to breathe the same air that the rest of us do…"

Shinobu grabbed Motoko's sleeve. "No, it's okay," she whispered with a fake smile. "Really, it is." She stared around the park, trying to get Motoko's anger away from her sempai. "Um…" It was no use. She couldn't think of anything. Finally, Shinobu blurted out the first thing that came to her lips. "I wanna go there!" she pointed off into an unknown direction.

Motoko's eyes followed the way Shinobu was pointing. "The porn shop?"

Shinobu cried. "AH? NO NO NO! I MEAN" Her arms started flailing left and right. "I wanna go on that ride with you!" She stopped, covering her face with one hand and pointing it with the other. Shinobu peeked through her fingers and stared at the Tunnel of Love ride.

"What exactly are you trying to tell Motoko?" Su whispered behind Shinobu's ear. Shinobu jumped, frightened, and turned around to find Su, Haruka, and Seta standing behind her.

"I--AH--I"

Su starts dancing around. "Shinobu loves Motoko! Shinobu loves Motoko! And not in the friend kind of manner. But in the LOVER kind! Shinobu want's Motoko to be her LOVER!"

"AHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" cried Shinobu as she took off running

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They all stood in line, waiting for the ride to continue. Seta got into one of the boats that looked a lot like a rooster's head with a panda's body. He held up his hand for Haruka to grasp, but she kicked him in the face, crossed her arms, and got in by herself.

Another couple got into the next boat that was shaped like a frying pan with a pony tail.

"LOOKIE SHINOBU! THIS ONE'S YOURS!" Su yelled as she pushed Shinobu into the boat with another couple.

"Get me off of this!" the blue haired girl cries as she tries to grab onto the dock. Unfortunately, the frying pan takes off into the tunnel before Shinobu could fully pull herself onto the dock, it's long hair flowing behind it like a banner! A banner of love. For the next 20 minutes, she is accosted by paper hearts, naked babies with wings attached to their backs (they're dolls…I think…), and of course, the couple smooching behind her.

Shinobu hangs half on, half off the boat, her face red from all the noises that the couple was making behind her. Suddenly, she feels a boot on her back, moving rhythmically. Shinobu cried silently to herself as she tried her best to scoot away from the couple.

=+=

And so ends the small snippet of Shinobu's tale. It kinda gets a bit violent after Motoko and Su find Shinobu passed out in the boat with a letter that says "arigatoo gozaimasu" scribbled along her forehead. The rest of the tape, probably not suitable for people under or over the age of 21. Don't worry, Shinobu doesn't get damaged physically or sexually…just emotionally. I mean, that girl was crying out like a buffalo being *ahem* by it's herd…But, for the low low price of 3 billion dollars, you can see for yourself.

Thinking about it now, I could have saved her since I was video taping the whole thing. But, I've been busy 'teaching some lessons' if you know what I mean. Yep! I was teaching some kids how to bribe their way out of getting caught by streaking! Besides, Shinobu would forget about that event sooner or later, right?

Still not forking it over, huh?

Okay. Well. Why don't we move onto another person then? Keitaro? Motoko? Su? Naru?

Make your choice, I have them all!

===

Meanwhile

Motoko opens a drawer in her room, taking out a small device that she had Su make…just in case. It starts beeping uncontrollably. "Crap," Motoko whispers as she runs out the door. She finds Sarah having a spork fight against Su in the middle of the hallway. Staring at Sarah and Su, she says, "Get everyone over here. Kitsune's showing people the videos.

Su and Sarah drop the utensils and it crashes against the floor. The clatter echoes for a few breathless moments as their eyes grow large in understanding. Without a second to waist, the two girls crawl into the secret spaces of Hinata and go in search of the residence.

=End Chapter=