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"John, what are you doing?" I ask finally
John turns to look at me grinning. His chains are all twisted round his neck and his jersey's off one shoulder.
"Just been helping out the FBI with their problem" he replies
"Right, doing what exactly?"
"Just helping out, you know what I do" He shrugs "I help out a friend that needs it"
"Sure if the price is right"
John winks at me and gives me a hug as he gets to his feet. I haven't seen him for a while; he's been busy plotting ways to get back into the Undisputed Title picture. So far, it hadn't been working. I last saw him teaming up with the FBI at Judgement Day against Benoit, Rhyno and Spanky. He won as well. That's my boys.
"So how's life with the Matrix Dawn? He been asking you to find the spoon?" John asks
"Unfortunately, he and I aren't together anymore," I say with a steely expression "he overstepped the mark treating Zach like that"
"When did you become Wonder Woman?" John jokes "It ain't like you to fight injustice, you're usually causing it"
I hit him playfully but know he's right. He grins at me and we begin walking down the corridor.
"So what you doin tonight? Saving more citizens?" he teases
"Nah just saving the world" I retort "and hanging out with my girls"
"Nidia and Sable? That's a mixed deck if ever I saw one"
We carry on walking until someone hails us both up ahead and we realise it's the FBI themselves, fresh back from God knows what. Nunzio kisses my hand and Palumbo and Stamboli slap hands with John.
"How you been Dawn?" Nunzio asks eagerly
"You saw me last week Nunzio, nothing much has changed" I say laughing
"Yeah? Well how's that boy of your's Sean O'Haire?"
"He isn't my boy any more"
"Oh, want us to do a swift job? No one would know what happened"
"I think I'll come back to you on that one"
"Your choice, you know we consider you the first lady of the FBI, you're more than welcome to walk us to the ring"
"I'm flattered" I say graciously "so what are you guys up to tonight?"
"Very important business" Palumbo says "got to take care of a certain veteran"
"Yeah, the one with a decade of destruction and a motorbike" adds Stamboli
"Uh huh, so you've got a match I take it?" I say with a straight face
"Yeah we got a match and we're gonna take it to him" Nunzio declares "speakin' of which, we gotta get going to prepare, come on boys"
"We'll see you later Dawn, come by and see us after the show" Palumbo says over his shoulder as they walk away
"Will do, good luck" I call after them
"I gotta go too" John says on my other side "got rhymes to get down"
"I'll see you later as well then, come out with me and the FBI" I urge him
"Sure why not, they can protect us, later Dawn"
He swaggers off down the corridor, muttering under his breath. I think rhyme construction is going on already. I shake my head. He's an individual, that's for sure and I love him for it. I turn and walk back towards our locker room. Its pretty nearby and once I'm inside, I'm surprised to find it empty. Usually Dia and Jamie have staked it as their own by the time I get back inside having walked round talking to people. Guess they decided Jamie's was the one for this week.
Once again, I have nothing to do on TV. Torrie's become Stephanie's golden girl so the rest of us get shoved to the sidelines. It's so damn frustrating. Then, the door opens and Dia tumbles inside. She looks very excited
"Dawn, tonight I have a chance to get back again at Torrie Wilson" she says breathlessly
"Yeah? How?" God I'm beginning to talk like Nunzio!
"Well Jamie's wrestling Billy Gunn, guess who's valeting for Billy?" I know that one. Last week when Torrie ring announced for Billy's match against A-Train, she was very taken with him. They seem to have a mutual appreciation for asses. I think she and Billy are the perfect fit. Two annoying blondes
"So you get to brawl with her if she misbehaves," I say with a smile
"It's going to be so much fun"
"Well when's your match?"
"Now, come on!"
She drags me out of the room and down the corridor. Jamie joins us as we run. I wrench myself away as I stop by a monitor
"You go on Dia, I'll watch you on the screen ok?"
She grins, nods and heads out to the ring with Jamie. I sigh and turn back to the screen. I can see Torrie already out there, in her disgusting bright Barbie pink. Its such a plastic colour, I don't know why she thinks its flattering. Billy is smiling as she makes her way through the ropes and safely onto the arena floor. I roll my eyes. Talk about the perfect couple. I thought that was Billy and Chuck. Ha, now that was a publicity stunt. Rico is the master of all things stylish. He can be a mastermind when he wants to be.
Then Jamie and Nidia's music hits and they stroll out hand in hand. They look perfect. Not fake, not over-styled. They look like themselves. Dia's wearing those tight denim cut-offs. I don't know how she moves in them, let alone wrestle. But she does, she says they're very comfortable. Besides, she customises them herself. I am proud of them as they make their way down the ramp, ignoring the boos they get. They are so perfect for each other. It always hits home when they walk out together; in matching denim cut- offs, Dia in hot-pants and Jamie in knee-lengths. They just fit together and I envy them. I fitted that way with Sean. I keep thinking that maybe I should apologise to him but then I know I can't. I shake my head to clear all distracting thoughts of Sean so that I can concentrate on my best friend on screen.
The match is pretty even with Dia and Torrie yelling their support from the outside. I know things are going to explode soon from the way Nidia's eyeing Torrie. And I'm proved right. Billy goes for that Fame-Asser and Dia grabs his leg. She knows that that move will spell the end for Jamie. Torrie runs round and attacks Dia. Immediately, they begin brawling on the outside, in the way that only Smackdown divas can. Billy quickly exits the ring to separate them and side-steps a Jamie Crossbody before throwing him into the ring and rolling him up for the win. Torrie shrieks and dashes into the ring to celebrate. Dia glowers from the outside. I know she's itching to choke Torrie out. Aren't we all?
I decide to meet her in the locker room. I know she's gonna be really mad that she didn't take Torrie out of the picture and that she didn't help Jamie win the match. I hope Jamie's temper doesn't get the better of him again. He can leave some nasty marks when he's angry. As I walk back towards the locker room, the General Manager's door opens and Sable walks out looking really satisfied with herself. She's looking stunning in her usual skin-tight black and dark painted lips. I wave to her
"Hey Sable, how's your evening been?" I ask
"Very good" she purrs "I think I got myself a bonus"
"Really? What did you do? Blow the boss?" I say with a grin
"Only the male one" she says softly "plus a little seduction on the side"
"Who was the lucky victim?"
"Little Zach Gowen"
I stare at her. Why would she seduce Zach? I mean no one can resist her charms so I know it went well from her expression. I feel all jumbled up
"Why?" I ask
"Vince's orders, a little humiliation does the body good" she replies
"Uh huh and then?"
"Then Vince and I engaged in a little foreplay until Stephanie interrupted us"
I try to smile. I can't yell at her and be all righteous. What right do I have? I've done all that she's done and more. I've used my body in every way possible to get what I want. Seducing members of the roster is all part of that. I guess Zach is just going to get sucked down into this big mess. Vince is at the centre and there isn't any way I'm going to try and stop him. He's way too powerful. I guess feeling sorry for Zach is all I can do.
"I have to go now Dawn but I'll call you tomorrow" Sable promises as she sashays away
I half-wave as she goes. I feel lost now. Where do I fit in? I mean I feel like I'm being pulled in a million different directions, none of which I like right now. Why can't things be simple like back in ECW? I guess the bigger the organisation; the more complicated it gets. Stephanie's supporting Zach but I hate her so that's going nowhere. Dia's spending more time with Jamie to get over his losing streak, I hardly see her anymore. Sean and I are finished and I hate Piper so I'm avoiding them both. Its at times like this I think about Raw. I know there's only one person I can ring. I head back to the locker room and grab my cell-phone, immediately speed dialling the first person on my list.
"Lance, I need to talk to you"
"John, what are you doing?" I ask finally
John turns to look at me grinning. His chains are all twisted round his neck and his jersey's off one shoulder.
"Just been helping out the FBI with their problem" he replies
"Right, doing what exactly?"
"Just helping out, you know what I do" He shrugs "I help out a friend that needs it"
"Sure if the price is right"
John winks at me and gives me a hug as he gets to his feet. I haven't seen him for a while; he's been busy plotting ways to get back into the Undisputed Title picture. So far, it hadn't been working. I last saw him teaming up with the FBI at Judgement Day against Benoit, Rhyno and Spanky. He won as well. That's my boys.
"So how's life with the Matrix Dawn? He been asking you to find the spoon?" John asks
"Unfortunately, he and I aren't together anymore," I say with a steely expression "he overstepped the mark treating Zach like that"
"When did you become Wonder Woman?" John jokes "It ain't like you to fight injustice, you're usually causing it"
I hit him playfully but know he's right. He grins at me and we begin walking down the corridor.
"So what you doin tonight? Saving more citizens?" he teases
"Nah just saving the world" I retort "and hanging out with my girls"
"Nidia and Sable? That's a mixed deck if ever I saw one"
We carry on walking until someone hails us both up ahead and we realise it's the FBI themselves, fresh back from God knows what. Nunzio kisses my hand and Palumbo and Stamboli slap hands with John.
"How you been Dawn?" Nunzio asks eagerly
"You saw me last week Nunzio, nothing much has changed" I say laughing
"Yeah? Well how's that boy of your's Sean O'Haire?"
"He isn't my boy any more"
"Oh, want us to do a swift job? No one would know what happened"
"I think I'll come back to you on that one"
"Your choice, you know we consider you the first lady of the FBI, you're more than welcome to walk us to the ring"
"I'm flattered" I say graciously "so what are you guys up to tonight?"
"Very important business" Palumbo says "got to take care of a certain veteran"
"Yeah, the one with a decade of destruction and a motorbike" adds Stamboli
"Uh huh, so you've got a match I take it?" I say with a straight face
"Yeah we got a match and we're gonna take it to him" Nunzio declares "speakin' of which, we gotta get going to prepare, come on boys"
"We'll see you later Dawn, come by and see us after the show" Palumbo says over his shoulder as they walk away
"Will do, good luck" I call after them
"I gotta go too" John says on my other side "got rhymes to get down"
"I'll see you later as well then, come out with me and the FBI" I urge him
"Sure why not, they can protect us, later Dawn"
He swaggers off down the corridor, muttering under his breath. I think rhyme construction is going on already. I shake my head. He's an individual, that's for sure and I love him for it. I turn and walk back towards our locker room. Its pretty nearby and once I'm inside, I'm surprised to find it empty. Usually Dia and Jamie have staked it as their own by the time I get back inside having walked round talking to people. Guess they decided Jamie's was the one for this week.
Once again, I have nothing to do on TV. Torrie's become Stephanie's golden girl so the rest of us get shoved to the sidelines. It's so damn frustrating. Then, the door opens and Dia tumbles inside. She looks very excited
"Dawn, tonight I have a chance to get back again at Torrie Wilson" she says breathlessly
"Yeah? How?" God I'm beginning to talk like Nunzio!
"Well Jamie's wrestling Billy Gunn, guess who's valeting for Billy?" I know that one. Last week when Torrie ring announced for Billy's match against A-Train, she was very taken with him. They seem to have a mutual appreciation for asses. I think she and Billy are the perfect fit. Two annoying blondes
"So you get to brawl with her if she misbehaves," I say with a smile
"It's going to be so much fun"
"Well when's your match?"
"Now, come on!"
She drags me out of the room and down the corridor. Jamie joins us as we run. I wrench myself away as I stop by a monitor
"You go on Dia, I'll watch you on the screen ok?"
She grins, nods and heads out to the ring with Jamie. I sigh and turn back to the screen. I can see Torrie already out there, in her disgusting bright Barbie pink. Its such a plastic colour, I don't know why she thinks its flattering. Billy is smiling as she makes her way through the ropes and safely onto the arena floor. I roll my eyes. Talk about the perfect couple. I thought that was Billy and Chuck. Ha, now that was a publicity stunt. Rico is the master of all things stylish. He can be a mastermind when he wants to be.
Then Jamie and Nidia's music hits and they stroll out hand in hand. They look perfect. Not fake, not over-styled. They look like themselves. Dia's wearing those tight denim cut-offs. I don't know how she moves in them, let alone wrestle. But she does, she says they're very comfortable. Besides, she customises them herself. I am proud of them as they make their way down the ramp, ignoring the boos they get. They are so perfect for each other. It always hits home when they walk out together; in matching denim cut- offs, Dia in hot-pants and Jamie in knee-lengths. They just fit together and I envy them. I fitted that way with Sean. I keep thinking that maybe I should apologise to him but then I know I can't. I shake my head to clear all distracting thoughts of Sean so that I can concentrate on my best friend on screen.
The match is pretty even with Dia and Torrie yelling their support from the outside. I know things are going to explode soon from the way Nidia's eyeing Torrie. And I'm proved right. Billy goes for that Fame-Asser and Dia grabs his leg. She knows that that move will spell the end for Jamie. Torrie runs round and attacks Dia. Immediately, they begin brawling on the outside, in the way that only Smackdown divas can. Billy quickly exits the ring to separate them and side-steps a Jamie Crossbody before throwing him into the ring and rolling him up for the win. Torrie shrieks and dashes into the ring to celebrate. Dia glowers from the outside. I know she's itching to choke Torrie out. Aren't we all?
I decide to meet her in the locker room. I know she's gonna be really mad that she didn't take Torrie out of the picture and that she didn't help Jamie win the match. I hope Jamie's temper doesn't get the better of him again. He can leave some nasty marks when he's angry. As I walk back towards the locker room, the General Manager's door opens and Sable walks out looking really satisfied with herself. She's looking stunning in her usual skin-tight black and dark painted lips. I wave to her
"Hey Sable, how's your evening been?" I ask
"Very good" she purrs "I think I got myself a bonus"
"Really? What did you do? Blow the boss?" I say with a grin
"Only the male one" she says softly "plus a little seduction on the side"
"Who was the lucky victim?"
"Little Zach Gowen"
I stare at her. Why would she seduce Zach? I mean no one can resist her charms so I know it went well from her expression. I feel all jumbled up
"Why?" I ask
"Vince's orders, a little humiliation does the body good" she replies
"Uh huh and then?"
"Then Vince and I engaged in a little foreplay until Stephanie interrupted us"
I try to smile. I can't yell at her and be all righteous. What right do I have? I've done all that she's done and more. I've used my body in every way possible to get what I want. Seducing members of the roster is all part of that. I guess Zach is just going to get sucked down into this big mess. Vince is at the centre and there isn't any way I'm going to try and stop him. He's way too powerful. I guess feeling sorry for Zach is all I can do.
"I have to go now Dawn but I'll call you tomorrow" Sable promises as she sashays away
I half-wave as she goes. I feel lost now. Where do I fit in? I mean I feel like I'm being pulled in a million different directions, none of which I like right now. Why can't things be simple like back in ECW? I guess the bigger the organisation; the more complicated it gets. Stephanie's supporting Zach but I hate her so that's going nowhere. Dia's spending more time with Jamie to get over his losing streak, I hardly see her anymore. Sean and I are finished and I hate Piper so I'm avoiding them both. Its at times like this I think about Raw. I know there's only one person I can ring. I head back to the locker room and grab my cell-phone, immediately speed dialling the first person on my list.
"Lance, I need to talk to you"
