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Chapter 6: Sex, Sex, Sex! For the birds…
After getting their uniforms cleaned at the chocobo farm the next day, the Turks went into the stables where Choco Billy was checking on the gold chocobo.
"You know, this chocobo looks familiar…" Choco Billy said to The Turks when they entered the stables.
"No it doesn't! I thought we asked you to check on its gender?" Reno quickly changed the subject.
"This one's a cock," Choco Billy answered, eyes still on the chocobo, convinced that he had seen the chocobo before.
"Which means we need to get a hen," Elena commented.
"That's like, DUH!" Reno said aside. Unfortunately, Elena heard him and soon a catfight between them broke out.
While they were fighting, Rude bought everything needed for chocobo-raising. He whistled at them both. "We're leaving."
Elena reluctantly let go of Reno's hair while Reno let go of Elena's neck. Like children getting scolded by their father, they followed Rude back to the Highwind, sulking the whole while.
Rude gave the Gysahl Greens to Reno and Elena. "Now feed them. And take care of that one," he pointed to the mountain chocobo which was busy pecking away at their luggage.
"Hey, how come you're in charge now?" Elena voiced her frustration.
"I'm cool with it, as long as you're not in charge," Reno smirked. Elena glared at him.
Rude ignored the two and after everyone got enough rest, piloted Highwind towards Goblin Island. It took them quite a while to find the little island, but soon they were walking around in the forest and then finally met with a Goblin. The whole fight didn't last very long. Quick-fingered Elena succeeded in stealing a Zeio nut from the monster in the first try, and apart from a few punches received by Reno, everyone was unhurt.
Getting back on the Highwind, Rude took out the 'The Ultimate Guide on How to Catch and Raise Chocobos: Freshies Version' and started reading on the breeding section.
"Hey, when did you get this?" Reno looked at the book from over Rude's shoulder.
"When you guys were busy fighting," Rude said without looking up.
In a few minutes, Rude finished reading the whole section.
Finally getting to the part where Reno liked best, he skipped playfully towards Rude, "So, are we ready to mate them?"
Rude nodded. Elena gave him the Zeio nut while Reno led the black chocobo and the dashing chocobo over. After feeding them the Zeio nut, Rude proceeded to mate them while Reno watch bug-eyed.
"Alright guys, cross your fingers that we can get a hen tomorrow."
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"Ooh! Look at that cute little chick!" Elena exclaimed the next morning after seeing the newly born chicobo.
"Let me check its sex," Rude said.
Reno was tickling the chicobo. "Oh, it's a girl alright, look at how she likes me. Chicks dig me, you know! Get it? Chicks?" Reno winked. Suddenly the little chicobo bit his hand. Reno screamed with pain, tears welling up in his eyes. Elena laughed until she cried as well.
After a thorough examination, the little chicobo was indeed a hen. "Yes, it's a girl! Well, it'll only take a few days to be sexually mature."
"Man, is that book really this good? You're like an expert on chocobos now," Reno said.
Elena patted the chicobo's head gently, "They grow up so fast, sniff."
"Now that we've got two gold chocobos, what should we do next?" Rude asked.
Reno retrieved the piece of paper from their luggage and read it. "It says here the two gold chocobos need to be of S class."
"All of Cloud's chocobos are already at S class, which means we need only to race this one," Rude scratched behind the chicobo's ear.
"What should we name her?" Reno asked.
"Cutesy!" Elena squealed out.
Reno took a step back. "Are you serious?! That name's too mushy! She should be called 'Yuffie'. She reminds me of her, the long legs, and the biting."
"Or 'Tifa'. She has long legs too, although she doesn't bite…" Rude added.
Elena smacked her forehead. "Why not call her 'Tseng' instead? He has beautiful long legs too, and he ALSO bites."
Reno and Rude's faces twisted with disgust.
"Urgh, unwanted mental images! All right, we get the picture. We'll go with 'Cutesy'," Rude said, although somewhat hostile towards the name.
Elena beamed like a hundred-watt light bulb.
"I'm still calling her 'Yuffie'," Reno said, pouting.
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Author's note:…………Actually, I've got nothing to say. Well, you know what to do now ^__^ What? You don't?
R-E-V-I-E-W~~Thanks a lot! Ooh, and Biddett da Pigeon Stalker, I LOVE mocking chocobos ^__^ bite me! Alright, just kidding!
