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Chapter 9: Someone's going to jail. Guess who?

            Once again, the Turks were back at their apartment, moping the days away by slumping on the sofas all day long. The television was blaring away at some stupid commercial from Reeve's new electric company, but no one paid attention.

            "We were this close to getting a white chocobo…" Reno held up his right hand and showed the distance from his index finger to his thumb, which was half an inch apart.

            "It's been only two weeks. We have fifty more weeks to get another white chocobo. Wanna try again?" Rude asked, but somehow lacking the enthusiasm from the first time.

            "I'm not doing it again, we lost our luggage and almost lost our lives back then," Elena answered lazily.

            "Mmm…Vodka, Tequila, Bloody Mary…" Reno mumbled slowly, drooling at the same time.

            "Reno's hallucinating, that's not a good sign," Rude commented.

            Just then the news came up. "The white chocobo, once only a rumor, has been found in the small village of Mideel on a small island south. The Planet's first and only white chocobo was bred by a teenager who has refused to be named. Further research is needed to determine whether the white chocobo is indeed, really a genuine white chocobo."

            Elena turned her head lazily towards the screen. "Now there's a white chocobo. I bet it was bleached white."

            Rude chuckled, "But still, it's a white chocobo. Ready to make plans and birdnap it?"

"Onto our next story. A teenage girl who goes by the name Green-eyed Blue Cat is arrested this morning for trying to trick Yuffie Kisaragi, the daughter of Lord Godo of Wutai, into buying colored stones as materias at 100 gil each. Sources reported that she has also pulled other scams on several other people from every continent on the Planet. A verdict has been reached, and Green-eyed Blue Cat has been sentenced to a life imprisonment."

            The Turks propped themselves up from the sofas and stared intently at the television. A picture of Green-eyed Blue Cat appeared on the screen.

            "Is that…her, Reno?" Rude asked slowly.

            Reno responded by nodding his head slowly.

            None spoke as the television continued to broadcast the scammer being pushed into the police car, screaming and kicking all the while.

            "So…does this mean…we don't have to pay her a billion gil if we failed to produce a white chocobo for her?" Elena asked slowly.

            Reno and Rude nodded their heads slowly.

            "Wait, does this also mean we can keep the two million gil she gave us before?" Elena asked again, picking up pace in her speech.

            Reno and Rude nodded their heads, picking up pace as well.

            None spoke for another few minutes.

            "So, anyone wanna move to Wutai and get drunk at Turtle's Paradise everyday?" Reno asked with a big grin.

THE END

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Author's note: Big hugs for every dearest readers! Darn that Yuffie, why'd she had to use the materias on spot? Jail food sucks! I hope you're happy with the ending. And while you're here, why don't you take a look at my other fanfics? Thank you all! ,,,^..^,,,