The Fellowship and Tenth Walkers
Day 2 - The Conversations
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Boromir's POV
I begin wondering what is about to happen. There are all these fangirls and a lot of them are trying to hit on me! Mysterious Voice (MV): Don't go getting your hopes up, Borry boy. Aww, shut up, you stupid voice! MV: How dare you speak to me like that? I can remove you from the story any time I wish! *cowers* I don't want to die, I don't want to die.! MV: Now, that's better! Get on with the story though! Yes, Mistress.! Anyway, as I was saying, some of them were trying to hit in me! Like, I've never encountered that before. Usually it was all about Legolas and Frodo *death glare* Now, this morning we did actually get moving, believe it or not. But before we got far, a dark cloud appeared, and all the fangirls screamed, "Crebain, from Dunland! HIDE!" So we did, though all the hiding places were hiding with fangirls. I did notice, though, the weirdo look Legolas threw them. And we decided to camp there. *sigh**mutters* If it wasn't for them.
Sam's POV
The last two days were filled with magic, I tell you. We encountered all those fangirls and I'm really getting suspicious about their job here. I decided to talk to one of them this afternoon, after the black birds flew away. So I did. Me: Excuse me, Miss, but who are you? Miss: Why, I'm Nessa. Me: And why are you here? Nessa: I have, like, no idea. Me: How did you know these birds before Legolas? Nessa *embarrassed*: I just knew. Hey, why are you asking me all those questions? Me: Just wondering. Nessa *suspiciously*: Oh, okay. So I didn't really find out anything new. I suppose Mr. Frodo is safe, but I'm still gonna be careful. It's gonna be hard, because there are fangirls around me too. MV: Gods, not another lover boy! Middle-earth to Sam, come in Sam.! *a bucket of really cold water appears over Sam's head and he is drenched* Hey, what was that for?! MV: Don't forget about Rosie, lover boy. *ashamed look* You're right. Get away from me! Mr. Frodo, help!!!
Gimli's POV
I never thought there were any fangirls who liked me. I didn't think any of them went for the short-but-stout-with-a-lot-of-facial-hair kind of males. Couldn't have been more wrong. I was assaulted by a few girls who didn't show any thought of giving up. For a while I fought them, but they were ever pushing me back. Like, ladies, does that look good? You assaulting a Dwarf? No, not really. But they wouldn't give up. Like, seriously. They backed me up against a tree, and, to escape them, I, like, climbed it! I've never heard of Dwarves climbing trees except for the party that got the Lonely Mountain back from the dragon! (A/N - The Hobbit) And that was because they were fleeing goblins! Here am I, climbing a tree because of, like, fangirls! Eh. *smacks forehead and bows head*
Nessa's POV
I spent most of my day talking to the authoresses. The fellowship were hopeless; they were too wrapped up in their problems to worry about us. Like, Leggy and Frodo were putting because they only had a few fangirls around. MV: Are you sure that was their reason? I dunno, I thought so. Isn't it? MV: How about because they had so many fangirls? No, why would they pout about that? I mean, look at Boromir, look at Gimli, they are glad they have fangirls. MV: Yes, and that's because they're so ugly. Outraged Boromir and Gimli fangirls: Hey! Yeah, you meanie! MV: Okay, fine! They're not ugly. Happy? *Boromir and Gimli fangirls nod* MV: Eh. I'm getting too old for this. Let's leave MV to her thoughts, and let's get back to the story. The fellowship was busy, so I started talking to the girls. I found out they all posted on ff.net, and they all have written at least one Mary Sue- ish tenth walker story. MV: Yes, and that's why you're all here. Would you stop interrupting me?! MV: No. *sigh* Why don't you go bother someone else? MV: I dunno, why should I? Because I told you to? MV: Nope, won't work. Because I wish to tell my story without being interrupted every second? MV: Hmmm. Fine. But I won't be gone forever! *sigh* Well, I'm done now anyway.
Leggy's POV
I am pouting. Yep, you got it right. Like, seriously. The fangirls aren't fighting anymore, and I'm beginning to wonder if it means they don't love me anymore. Like, I'm still the prettiest, right? *pulls out a mirror* Yep, I am.
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Will Legolas find out why the fangirls quit fighting? Will Nessa meet someone she knows. Review, and you'll find out!!! MV: Mwahahaha!!! For once I don't mind you.
Disclaimer: Nope, Tolkien still owns Middle-earth.
A/N: Cookies go out to tree frog 101! *applause is heard* Anyway, review! I promise to have chapter 3 up soon!
Day 2 - The Conversations
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Boromir's POV
I begin wondering what is about to happen. There are all these fangirls and a lot of them are trying to hit on me! Mysterious Voice (MV): Don't go getting your hopes up, Borry boy. Aww, shut up, you stupid voice! MV: How dare you speak to me like that? I can remove you from the story any time I wish! *cowers* I don't want to die, I don't want to die.! MV: Now, that's better! Get on with the story though! Yes, Mistress.! Anyway, as I was saying, some of them were trying to hit in me! Like, I've never encountered that before. Usually it was all about Legolas and Frodo *death glare* Now, this morning we did actually get moving, believe it or not. But before we got far, a dark cloud appeared, and all the fangirls screamed, "Crebain, from Dunland! HIDE!" So we did, though all the hiding places were hiding with fangirls. I did notice, though, the weirdo look Legolas threw them. And we decided to camp there. *sigh**mutters* If it wasn't for them.
Sam's POV
The last two days were filled with magic, I tell you. We encountered all those fangirls and I'm really getting suspicious about their job here. I decided to talk to one of them this afternoon, after the black birds flew away. So I did. Me: Excuse me, Miss, but who are you? Miss: Why, I'm Nessa. Me: And why are you here? Nessa: I have, like, no idea. Me: How did you know these birds before Legolas? Nessa *embarrassed*: I just knew. Hey, why are you asking me all those questions? Me: Just wondering. Nessa *suspiciously*: Oh, okay. So I didn't really find out anything new. I suppose Mr. Frodo is safe, but I'm still gonna be careful. It's gonna be hard, because there are fangirls around me too. MV: Gods, not another lover boy! Middle-earth to Sam, come in Sam.! *a bucket of really cold water appears over Sam's head and he is drenched* Hey, what was that for?! MV: Don't forget about Rosie, lover boy. *ashamed look* You're right. Get away from me! Mr. Frodo, help!!!
Gimli's POV
I never thought there were any fangirls who liked me. I didn't think any of them went for the short-but-stout-with-a-lot-of-facial-hair kind of males. Couldn't have been more wrong. I was assaulted by a few girls who didn't show any thought of giving up. For a while I fought them, but they were ever pushing me back. Like, ladies, does that look good? You assaulting a Dwarf? No, not really. But they wouldn't give up. Like, seriously. They backed me up against a tree, and, to escape them, I, like, climbed it! I've never heard of Dwarves climbing trees except for the party that got the Lonely Mountain back from the dragon! (A/N - The Hobbit) And that was because they were fleeing goblins! Here am I, climbing a tree because of, like, fangirls! Eh. *smacks forehead and bows head*
Nessa's POV
I spent most of my day talking to the authoresses. The fellowship were hopeless; they were too wrapped up in their problems to worry about us. Like, Leggy and Frodo were putting because they only had a few fangirls around. MV: Are you sure that was their reason? I dunno, I thought so. Isn't it? MV: How about because they had so many fangirls? No, why would they pout about that? I mean, look at Boromir, look at Gimli, they are glad they have fangirls. MV: Yes, and that's because they're so ugly. Outraged Boromir and Gimli fangirls: Hey! Yeah, you meanie! MV: Okay, fine! They're not ugly. Happy? *Boromir and Gimli fangirls nod* MV: Eh. I'm getting too old for this. Let's leave MV to her thoughts, and let's get back to the story. The fellowship was busy, so I started talking to the girls. I found out they all posted on ff.net, and they all have written at least one Mary Sue- ish tenth walker story. MV: Yes, and that's why you're all here. Would you stop interrupting me?! MV: No. *sigh* Why don't you go bother someone else? MV: I dunno, why should I? Because I told you to? MV: Nope, won't work. Because I wish to tell my story without being interrupted every second? MV: Hmmm. Fine. But I won't be gone forever! *sigh* Well, I'm done now anyway.
Leggy's POV
I am pouting. Yep, you got it right. Like, seriously. The fangirls aren't fighting anymore, and I'm beginning to wonder if it means they don't love me anymore. Like, I'm still the prettiest, right? *pulls out a mirror* Yep, I am.
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Will Legolas find out why the fangirls quit fighting? Will Nessa meet someone she knows. Review, and you'll find out!!! MV: Mwahahaha!!! For once I don't mind you.
Disclaimer: Nope, Tolkien still owns Middle-earth.
A/N: Cookies go out to tree frog 101! *applause is heard* Anyway, review! I promise to have chapter 3 up soon!
