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**Next Day**

Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Kirby, Pikachu, and Fox all awake in a back stage of some sort.

Fox: NO!! Its like high school all over again!!

The rest: O_o

Mario: Aneevay. Where ahre vee? *he's got and accent remember?*

Fox: What?

Luigi: He asked where we are.

Fox: Like we know.

Random Voice: Will our contestants please step to the game show area now.

Luigi: I wonder who they are talking about.

Kirby: Kirby! Kirby!

Pikachu; Pikachu pi?

Yoshi: Wee ahoohh.

Random Voice: WILL THE FREAKING CONTESTANTS COME TO THE MAIN STAGE NOW!!!!!

Mario: Boy, Hee is shure mahd aht sohmevone.

Random Voice: Egh! Fine! I'll do it myself.

All of them get zapped to the game area place

Mario: Owchies!

Luigi: Yahh.

Fox: What the?!

Mario: Hey. Thihs looks lihkes thaht shohw.

Fox: What?

Luigi: He said this looks like that show.

Fox: Oh.

Mario: Hmph.

Fox; What show?

Luigi: You know...

Random Voice: Welcome to Smash The Weakest Link!!

Luigi: Wait. No.

A shadow forms behind the center podium and it clears up to be Mew Two

Fox: Mew Two??

Mew Two: Welcome to Smash The Weakest Link!! As I said before!

Luigi: Are you being mind controlled?

Mew Two: Probable.

Luigi: Ah. Ok. I see.

Mew Two: Lets begin! Our 6 contestants are Mario, Luigi, Fox, Yoshi, Pikachu and Kirby.

Kirby: Kirby! Kirby! ^(^-^)^

Mew Two: Shut up! I haven't gone to you yet! Now. *turns to Pikachu* What do you do Pikachu?

Pikachu: Pika? Pikachu chu pika pika pika pi.

All: O_o

Mew Two: Okay. *turns to Mario* What do you do?

Mario: Me??

Mew Two: Yes! You!!

Mario: Oh wehll Ih'ms ah pluhmber.

Mew Two: O_o

Luigi: He said he's a plumber.

Mew Two: What do you do?

Luigi: I'm a plumber too.

Mew Two: Ok. *turns to Yoshi* What do you do?

Yoshi: I'm one of Mario's partners.

Mario: O_o Yohshi cahn tahlk??

Yoshi: Yeah I can talk!! Remember that Nintendo game where I first showed up?

*FLASHBACK*

Mario jumps on to this cliff platform full of red koopa troopas and jumps on one. Grabs the shell and tosses it to all the other ones knocking them dead. Jumps off and hits a white and green spotted box. And egg appears out of the box. It hatches.

Yoshi: Hi I'm Yoshi. Bowser trapped me in that egg. Thank you for saving me.

*FLASHBACK OVER*

Mario: Oh yehs. Now I remehmber.

Yoshi: And how about in Paper Mario?

*FLASHBACK*

Mario arrives to Lava Lava Island.

Mew Two swipes his fingers through the flashback.

Mew Two: Ok!! No flashbacks!! GAME NOW!! *turns to Fox* What do you do?

Fox: Well... I...

Mew Two: Ok. *turns to Kirby* What do you do?

Fox: Hey!!

Mew Two: Don't speak out of turn!! *zaps Fox*

Fox: Ow.

Kirby: Kirby!! Kirby!! Tiff! Tuff! Fololo and Falala, Fofar!!

All: O_o

Mew Two: And that's all the contestants. Now to begin. I will ask you only one question per round. Then you vote off who you think is the weakest link. And I will smash them.

Luigi: What does that mean?

Mew Two: You shall see.

Fox: Isnt the host supposed to be a girl? *grins* Unless you've been hiding that a secret from us.

Mew Two: *zaps Fox* Now we begin. *turns to Pikachu* Pikachu, What pokemon do I detest the most?

Pikachu: Pikachu?

Mew Two: Correct. *turns to Mario*

Pikachu; O_o

Mew Two: What only smasher can do a Mario Tornado?

Mario: Uhh... Kihrby??

Mew Two: Wrong. The correct answer is YOU!! Idiot.

Mario: Oh soh it wahs.

Mew Two: *turns to Luigi* What two Melee characters can use Reflector?

Luigi: Um...

Fox: *puts up hand* oooo oooo oooo. I know. Pick me! Pick me!

Mew Two: This isn't your turn!! *zaps Fox*

Fox: Ow.

Mew Two: Do you have an answer, Luigi?

Luigi: Falco and Fox.

Mew Two: That is the correct answer. *turns to Yoshi* Yoshi, If a squared plus b squared equals c squared. Then what could equal b squared??

Yoshi: C squared minus A squared.

Mew Two: That is the correct answer. *turns to Fox*

All: O_o

Mew Two: Fox, What's the number for 911?

Fox: Is that a trick question?

Mew Two: Wrong. The correct answer is 911. *turns to Kirby*

Fox: Hey wait! *Fox gets zapped* Ow.

Mew Two: Kirby, What is the color of Napoleon's white horse?

Kirby: White! White!

Mew Two: Wrong. The correct answer is white. Not white, white.

Kirby: v(O.o)^

Weird music plays

Mew Two: And that's the end of the first round. Now its time to vote off who you think is THE WEAKEST LINK!

Fox: Man, wouldn't it had been cool if Link where actually here?

Mew Two: *zaps Fox*

Fox: Ow again.

Mew Two: Vote now.

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