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We had just left off as all the contestants were voting off someone.

Mew Two: Ok. Voting over.

Mario: Oh guud. Meye feit ahre huhrtihng mee. *its and Italian accent. Oh leave me alone. (walks away)*

Luigi: But its only been a minute.

Mario: Uhh... hmm.

Mew Two: Ok! We will reveal the results after this commercial sponsor break.

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All the smashers get transported to this white screen. *not including Mario, Luigi, Fox, Pikachu, Yoshi, and Kirby*

Ganondorf: Where the hell are we??!!

Link: I don't know.

Screen scrolls over to the far right where a huge chomp is eating some like dog food stuff

Narrator: Chomp Chow! The best thing to feed your Chomp to become Champ!! Now available in all your favorite Super Smash Bros. Melee character shapes!!

Chomp realizes he finished eating all his food and looks at the smashers

Peach: Oh look at the nice Chomp.

Dr. Mario: Why is it looking at us like that??

Bowser: IT THINKS WE LOOK LIKE ITS FOOD!!!!!

All the others besides Bowser: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Pause

All: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chomp begins to chase them and they run away.

Narrator: Chomp Chow. Proven to make your chump chimp of a chomp into a Champ!! Sponsors of Smash The Weakest Link.

Samus: I think we lost it.

Big shadow appears where they are standing and keeps getting bigger.

All: Hu?

All look up.

Marth: *says something in Japanese*

Young Link: Oh. Crap.

Marth: What I said.

All get smushed by Chomp.

Chomp: X.x

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Mew Two: Ok!

Mario: Hah! Thaht-a wahs-a fuhnny!!

Luigi: But that was our friends.

Mario: Oh. Goohd thing-a wee wehrehnt thehre.

Fox: Why are you on the podium, Mario?

Mario: Wehll-a if Pikahchu and Kihrby geht too be ohn theres I cohuld be on mihne.

Mew Two: O_o Ok! The votes have been set! Now vote off who you think is the weakest link!!

Pikachu clicks button to reveal Fox

Pikachu: Pikachu

Mew Two: Hah. Nice try. You can vote of yourself.

Pikachu: O_o?????

Mario clicks button to reveal Fox also

Mario: Fox.

Fox: Hey!

Mew Two: Shut up! *zaps Fox*

Fox: Rrrr.

Mew Two: That's two for Fox.

Luigi clicks button

Luigi: Fox

Yoshi clicks button

Yoshi: Pikachu

Fox clicks button

Fox: Pikachu

Audience: Ohh.

Mew Two: Shut up!! *zaps audience*

Audience: Ow.

Kirby clicks button

Kirby: (O-ov) *Points* Pikachu

Audience: Ahh.

Mew Two: I told you to shut up!!

Audience:...

Mew Two: Ok. *turns to Pikachu* Why do want Fox off?

Pikachu: Pika Pikachu pika pi chu pi Pikachu

Mew Two: O_o yeah. Right.

Fox: Hey wait. Shouldn't you be able to understand Pikachu?

Mew Two: I choose not to. Fox, why did you do you want Pikachu to go?

Fox: Cause he's yellow and annoying and yellow and I cant understand it and yellow and it can zap me and its yellow!!

Luigi: You don't like yellow?

Fox: No. Who says I don't like yellow?

Mew Two: (Pause) It seems the voting is tied between Fox and Pikachu. This means that the strongest link from the last round gets to vote off who they think is the weakest link. And for this round it was... Yoshi.

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Audience: Aww.

Mew Two: What?!! Just choose someone already!!

Yoshi: Fine. Um... Pikachu.

Dun Dun Dun

Mew Two: Pikachu. With three votes you are the weakest link. Good bye.

Pikachu: O_o

All of a sudden Mew Two teleports to Pikachu's side and does a smash attack that hurls him through the roof.

All: O_O

Pikachu: Pika! Pikaaaaaa----!!!!!!!

Mew Two teleports back.

Mew Two: Well that's the end of that. On to the second round.

*Back stage interview*

They somehow manage to get Pikachu and give it and interview on its opinions

Pikachu: Pika pika Pikachu!! Pika pi!! Pikachu pi chu pik chu. Pikachu pi!!

Camera men: O_o

*Back*

Mew Two: In this round you will each be asked one question. We start off with the strongest link from the last round which you all by now know is Yoshi. Yoshi, Solve this math problem. [2+(4-3)]-4

Yoshi: Uh... negative one

Mew Two: That is the correct answer.

Fox: Why do you always give Yoshi the easy questions!!?? *gets zapped* ow.

Mew Two: Mario, How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??

Mario: O_o Ah loht-a ohf wud?

Mew Two: That is not the correct answer. The correct answer is... I forget.

Fox: You mean your making up the questions?!

Mew Two: Shut up! *zaps Fox*

Fox: Ow! *smells something toasting*

Kirby: Fire! Fire!

Fox; Ahhhh!!! *runs around with tail on fire* My biscuits are burning!!!!!

Mew Two: Ok. So, Luigi, What is the name of the very first super smash bros melee character on the character choice?

Luigi: My brother.

Mew Two: Wrong. Its Mario.

Luigi: Oh... crap.

Mew Two: Kirby, who are the only two round things in the game?

Kirby: Jiggly!! Ji... um... Kirby!!

Mew Two: Correct.

Luigi: Hey, wait. You're not going in order.

Mew Two: Oh well. Fox!! Get your burning ass back here!

Fox: I'm so hot!!*gets teleported to his podium* Ahhh!!

Mew Two: Fox, Name all the women in super smash bros melee.

Fox: My ass is on fire!!!!

Mew Two: ANSWER OR BE BURNED!!!!!!!

Fox: Peach, Zelda, Nana, Samus and that's it!!

Mew Two; That is the correct answer.

Fox: Good!!!! *runs back stage* AAAAHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!

*music plays*

Mew Two: That music means that, that was the end of the second round. Vote who you think is the weakest link.

*To be continued...

Disclaimer: Um... review and tell me who you wanted voted off. It doesn't matter if they were the weakest link or not. Just tell me who you don't want to see in the next round.