Disclaimer: Oh man. Sorry I haven't updated. You know school and all
already started but I still had plenty of time to do this. Sorry dudes and
dudettes out there.
Mew Two: Hello and welcome back to Smash the Weakest Link.
Fox: When did we ever go to commercials??
Mew Two: We didn't.
Fox: Then why did you say that?
Mew Two: No idea. So moving on!! In this final round I will ask you two an equivalent of three questions each. The one who gets the most correct shall be named victor. Didn't I already say this?
Fox: Lemme think. *gets zapped* Ow!! Wha'd you do that for??!!
Mew Two: Save the thinking part for the questions! Now. Kirby being the strongest link in the last round will decide who will go first.
Fox: Hey!! I was the strongest one!! I actually answered my question all he did was shrug.
Kirby: *shrugs*
Mew Two: I know. So who will it be, Kirby??
Kirby: Kirby!!
Fox: That's not fair!!
Mew Two: Fine. You choose then.
Fox: Kirby.
Mew Two: *sighs deeply* Kirby, Answer this problem. The day after today before the one after that and two days before the one of tomorrow.
Kirby: O_O
Fox: Hah! I'm going to win easy for sure!!
Mew Two: *zaps Fox*
Fox: That's getting old. *gets zapped again* ...
Kirby: *trying to count with his stub hands* Twomawoo?
Mew Two: That is the correct answer.
Fox: How the heck??!!
Kirby: ^(^-^)^
Mew Two: Fox, Name five animals in 3 seconds.
Fox: Um... Hedgehog, Platypus, Skunk, Echidna, and a spider.
Mew Two: ...Wrong. A spider is a bug.
Fox: No its not!! *gets zapped*
Mew Two: Kirby, If left is to right and up is to down, what is big, square, and light green to?
Kirby: Small, round and pink!
Fox: Ha ha ha ha ha!! *zapped* grumble grumble
Kirby: v(O.o)^ ¿?
Mew Two: That is the correct answer. That's two correct for Kirby. If you get this one wrong Fox, Kirby will win.
Fox: I always seem to get the questions wrong even when they are right!
Mew Two: I wonder why.
Fox: If I'm not going to win what am I still doing here?
Mew Two: Good question. But I ask questions around here so... you are the weakest link! Good Bye!!
Fox: Wait! I didn't mean it like that... Fine! *runs* You shall never catch me!! Foxie Loxie!!! Ha ha haaaaa!!!
Audience: ...
Fox: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *steps on motion sensor bomb* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: Kirby
Mew Two: Kirby you are the winner. Your prize is this. *takes off helmet thing*
The studio, audience and everything else disappears. Left in a parking lot. Long eerie silence
Mew Two: What the hell is this thing?! Kirby? Hm. Whatever. Here. *gives Kirby helmet thing and leaves*
Kirby: ... *shrugs and puts it on* D *disappears*
Fox then lands in the abandoned parking lot
Fox: *falls unconscious*
*Next day*
Link, Ness, Ice Climbers, Bowser, DK, Ganondorf, and Fox awake in another studio.
Link: NO!!
Ness: Hey cool. Its our turn!
Link: You idiot! The winner gets brain washed!!
Ness: Oh. Not cool then.
Fox: AHH!! What am I doing back?!!
Ness: Yeah.
Bowser: No one could ever brain wash me!! King of all Koopas!!!
Ganondorf: You mean those pathetic turtles?
Bowser: ...N... They are not pathetic!! Feel my wrath!! Buurrrrpp!
Ganondorf: *falls to ground unconscious*
Bowser: Hey!! What's going on!! I cant use my fire breath!!
Nana: You're bad breath still worked though.
Bowser: At least something still works.
DK: Ook ook?
Fox: Ahh!! What am I doing back?!!
Ness: You already said that.
Fox: And I'll say it again! Ahh!! What am I doing back?!!
Popo: So Kirby is the host this time?
Ness: But he cant talk... a lot.
Fox: I'm not supposed to be here!!
Link: What is this place?
DK: Ook Ook
Link: Uh... yeah.
Bowser: Someone shall pay!!
Ness: For what?
Bowser: I don't know yet but they will!!
Fox: I already played!! It's not fun! They make you loose on purpose.
Ganondorf: Egh... What happen?
Bowser: Nothing. Now fall unconscious.
Ganondorf: *falls unconscious again*
Nana: That big nose must allow him to smell real good.
Fox: This is bogus!!
DK: OOOOKKKK!!!
Ness: It would be easier if we understood what DK was saying.
Popo: Agh. All he'd say is probably I want bananas!
Link: I wonder what game show this is.
Bowser: Well let's see. There are some podiums over there, and a big swimming pool.
Nana: EVERYBODY ALREADY KNEW THAT!!
Bowser: Picky picky.
Ness: Oooo!! I know what show this is!!
Link: What?
Ness: Its!! Uh... I forgot the name.
Fox: Exit! I can't find and exit!!
Popo: What now?
Ganondorf: I'm hating this crap!!
DK: ook ook ook
Kirby waddles in the middle of them while they are still talking
All else: ...
Kirby: Wanna play??
Fox: Noooo!!!!
Kirby: To bad!! *takes out Dedede Hammer and whacks them to their podiums*
Everyone: *moans in pain*
Kirby: Let's play Bro eat Bro!!
Ness: Aha! Dog eat Dog! Who came up with that lame name?
Link: What ever happen to Kirby's speech impediment? *rubs head*
Popo: That helmet probably makes you smart too.
Bowser: I must win then!!
Kirby: Fox, you'll be my assistant.
Fox: There are no assistants in Dog eat Dog.
Kirby: I know but we couldn't possibly get rid of you. To many people like you.
Fox: What does that mean? They do? *waves* Hi!!
**To be continued...
Disclaimer: Don't own Dog eat Dog. I'll say that now so I wont say it in the next chapter.
First Review!! Then tell me a type of stunt. (make some or one up) Then who should be voted to be in it. Then if that person should pass or not.
Mew Two: Hello and welcome back to Smash the Weakest Link.
Fox: When did we ever go to commercials??
Mew Two: We didn't.
Fox: Then why did you say that?
Mew Two: No idea. So moving on!! In this final round I will ask you two an equivalent of three questions each. The one who gets the most correct shall be named victor. Didn't I already say this?
Fox: Lemme think. *gets zapped* Ow!! Wha'd you do that for??!!
Mew Two: Save the thinking part for the questions! Now. Kirby being the strongest link in the last round will decide who will go first.
Fox: Hey!! I was the strongest one!! I actually answered my question all he did was shrug.
Kirby: *shrugs*
Mew Two: I know. So who will it be, Kirby??
Kirby: Kirby!!
Fox: That's not fair!!
Mew Two: Fine. You choose then.
Fox: Kirby.
Mew Two: *sighs deeply* Kirby, Answer this problem. The day after today before the one after that and two days before the one of tomorrow.
Kirby: O_O
Fox: Hah! I'm going to win easy for sure!!
Mew Two: *zaps Fox*
Fox: That's getting old. *gets zapped again* ...
Kirby: *trying to count with his stub hands* Twomawoo?
Mew Two: That is the correct answer.
Fox: How the heck??!!
Kirby: ^(^-^)^
Mew Two: Fox, Name five animals in 3 seconds.
Fox: Um... Hedgehog, Platypus, Skunk, Echidna, and a spider.
Mew Two: ...Wrong. A spider is a bug.
Fox: No its not!! *gets zapped*
Mew Two: Kirby, If left is to right and up is to down, what is big, square, and light green to?
Kirby: Small, round and pink!
Fox: Ha ha ha ha ha!! *zapped* grumble grumble
Kirby: v(O.o)^ ¿?
Mew Two: That is the correct answer. That's two correct for Kirby. If you get this one wrong Fox, Kirby will win.
Fox: I always seem to get the questions wrong even when they are right!
Mew Two: I wonder why.
Fox: If I'm not going to win what am I still doing here?
Mew Two: Good question. But I ask questions around here so... you are the weakest link! Good Bye!!
Fox: Wait! I didn't mean it like that... Fine! *runs* You shall never catch me!! Foxie Loxie!!! Ha ha haaaaa!!!
Audience: ...
Fox: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *steps on motion sensor bomb* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: Kirby
Mew Two: Kirby you are the winner. Your prize is this. *takes off helmet thing*
The studio, audience and everything else disappears. Left in a parking lot. Long eerie silence
Mew Two: What the hell is this thing?! Kirby? Hm. Whatever. Here. *gives Kirby helmet thing and leaves*
Kirby: ... *shrugs and puts it on* D *disappears*
Fox then lands in the abandoned parking lot
Fox: *falls unconscious*
*Next day*
Link, Ness, Ice Climbers, Bowser, DK, Ganondorf, and Fox awake in another studio.
Link: NO!!
Ness: Hey cool. Its our turn!
Link: You idiot! The winner gets brain washed!!
Ness: Oh. Not cool then.
Fox: AHH!! What am I doing back?!!
Ness: Yeah.
Bowser: No one could ever brain wash me!! King of all Koopas!!!
Ganondorf: You mean those pathetic turtles?
Bowser: ...N... They are not pathetic!! Feel my wrath!! Buurrrrpp!
Ganondorf: *falls to ground unconscious*
Bowser: Hey!! What's going on!! I cant use my fire breath!!
Nana: You're bad breath still worked though.
Bowser: At least something still works.
DK: Ook ook?
Fox: Ahh!! What am I doing back?!!
Ness: You already said that.
Fox: And I'll say it again! Ahh!! What am I doing back?!!
Popo: So Kirby is the host this time?
Ness: But he cant talk... a lot.
Fox: I'm not supposed to be here!!
Link: What is this place?
DK: Ook Ook
Link: Uh... yeah.
Bowser: Someone shall pay!!
Ness: For what?
Bowser: I don't know yet but they will!!
Fox: I already played!! It's not fun! They make you loose on purpose.
Ganondorf: Egh... What happen?
Bowser: Nothing. Now fall unconscious.
Ganondorf: *falls unconscious again*
Nana: That big nose must allow him to smell real good.
Fox: This is bogus!!
DK: OOOOKKKK!!!
Ness: It would be easier if we understood what DK was saying.
Popo: Agh. All he'd say is probably I want bananas!
Link: I wonder what game show this is.
Bowser: Well let's see. There are some podiums over there, and a big swimming pool.
Nana: EVERYBODY ALREADY KNEW THAT!!
Bowser: Picky picky.
Ness: Oooo!! I know what show this is!!
Link: What?
Ness: Its!! Uh... I forgot the name.
Fox: Exit! I can't find and exit!!
Popo: What now?
Ganondorf: I'm hating this crap!!
DK: ook ook ook
Kirby waddles in the middle of them while they are still talking
All else: ...
Kirby: Wanna play??
Fox: Noooo!!!!
Kirby: To bad!! *takes out Dedede Hammer and whacks them to their podiums*
Everyone: *moans in pain*
Kirby: Let's play Bro eat Bro!!
Ness: Aha! Dog eat Dog! Who came up with that lame name?
Link: What ever happen to Kirby's speech impediment? *rubs head*
Popo: That helmet probably makes you smart too.
Bowser: I must win then!!
Kirby: Fox, you'll be my assistant.
Fox: There are no assistants in Dog eat Dog.
Kirby: I know but we couldn't possibly get rid of you. To many people like you.
Fox: What does that mean? They do? *waves* Hi!!
**To be continued...
Disclaimer: Don't own Dog eat Dog. I'll say that now so I wont say it in the next chapter.
First Review!! Then tell me a type of stunt. (make some or one up) Then who should be voted to be in it. Then if that person should pass or not.
