Disclaimer: Oh man. Sorry I haven't updated. You know school and all already started but I still had plenty of time to do this. Sorry dudes and dudettes out there.

Mew Two: Hello and welcome back to Smash the Weakest Link.

Fox: When did we ever go to commercials??

Mew Two: We didn't.

Fox: Then why did you say that?

Mew Two: No idea. So moving on!! In this final round I will ask you two an equivalent of three questions each. The one who gets the most correct shall be named victor. Didn't I already say this?

Fox: Lemme think. *gets zapped* Ow!! Wha'd you do that for??!!

Mew Two: Save the thinking part for the questions! Now. Kirby being the strongest link in the last round will decide who will go first.

Fox: Hey!! I was the strongest one!! I actually answered my question all he did was shrug.

Kirby: *shrugs*

Mew Two: I know. So who will it be, Kirby??

Kirby: Kirby!!

Fox: That's not fair!!

Mew Two: Fine. You choose then.

Fox: Kirby.

Mew Two: *sighs deeply* Kirby, Answer this problem. The day after today before the one after that and two days before the one of tomorrow.

Kirby: O_O

Fox: Hah! I'm going to win easy for sure!!

Mew Two: *zaps Fox*

Fox: That's getting old. *gets zapped again* ...

Kirby: *trying to count with his stub hands* Twomawoo?

Mew Two: That is the correct answer.

Fox: How the heck??!!

Kirby: ^(^-^)^

Mew Two: Fox, Name five animals in 3 seconds.

Fox: Um... Hedgehog, Platypus, Skunk, Echidna, and a spider.

Mew Two: ...Wrong. A spider is a bug.

Fox: No its not!! *gets zapped*

Mew Two: Kirby, If left is to right and up is to down, what is big, square, and light green to?

Kirby: Small, round and pink!

Fox: Ha ha ha ha ha!! *zapped* grumble grumble

Kirby: v(O.o)^ ¿?

Mew Two: That is the correct answer. That's two correct for Kirby. If you get this one wrong Fox, Kirby will win.

Fox: I always seem to get the questions wrong even when they are right!

Mew Two: I wonder why.

Fox: If I'm not going to win what am I still doing here?

Mew Two: Good question. But I ask questions around here so... you are the weakest link! Good Bye!!

Fox: Wait! I didn't mean it like that... Fine! *runs* You shall never catch me!! Foxie Loxie!!! Ha ha haaaaa!!!

Audience: ...

Fox: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *steps on motion sensor bomb* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirby: Kirby

Mew Two: Kirby you are the winner. Your prize is this. *takes off helmet thing*

The studio, audience and everything else disappears. Left in a parking lot. Long eerie silence

Mew Two: What the hell is this thing?! Kirby? Hm. Whatever. Here. *gives Kirby helmet thing and leaves*

Kirby: ... *shrugs and puts it on* D *disappears*

Fox then lands in the abandoned parking lot

Fox: *falls unconscious*

*Next day*

Link, Ness, Ice Climbers, Bowser, DK, Ganondorf, and Fox awake in another studio.

Link: NO!!

Ness: Hey cool. Its our turn!

Link: You idiot! The winner gets brain washed!!

Ness: Oh. Not cool then.

Fox: AHH!! What am I doing back?!!

Ness: Yeah.

Bowser: No one could ever brain wash me!! King of all Koopas!!!

Ganondorf: You mean those pathetic turtles?

Bowser: ...N... They are not pathetic!! Feel my wrath!! Buurrrrpp!

Ganondorf: *falls to ground unconscious*

Bowser: Hey!! What's going on!! I cant use my fire breath!!

Nana: You're bad breath still worked though.

Bowser: At least something still works.

DK: Ook ook?

Fox: Ahh!! What am I doing back?!!

Ness: You already said that.

Fox: And I'll say it again! Ahh!! What am I doing back?!!

Popo: So Kirby is the host this time?

Ness: But he cant talk... a lot.

Fox: I'm not supposed to be here!!

Link: What is this place?

DK: Ook Ook

Link: Uh... yeah.

Bowser: Someone shall pay!!

Ness: For what?

Bowser: I don't know yet but they will!!

Fox: I already played!! It's not fun! They make you loose on purpose.

Ganondorf: Egh... What happen?

Bowser: Nothing. Now fall unconscious.

Ganondorf: *falls unconscious again*

Nana: That big nose must allow him to smell real good.

Fox: This is bogus!!

DK: OOOOKKKK!!!

Ness: It would be easier if we understood what DK was saying.

Popo: Agh. All he'd say is probably I want bananas!

Link: I wonder what game show this is.

Bowser: Well let's see. There are some podiums over there, and a big swimming pool.

Nana: EVERYBODY ALREADY KNEW THAT!!

Bowser: Picky picky.

Ness: Oooo!! I know what show this is!!

Link: What?

Ness: Its!! Uh... I forgot the name.

Fox: Exit! I can't find and exit!!

Popo: What now?

Ganondorf: I'm hating this crap!!

DK: ook ook ook

Kirby waddles in the middle of them while they are still talking

All else: ...

Kirby: Wanna play??

Fox: Noooo!!!!

Kirby: To bad!! *takes out Dedede Hammer and whacks them to their podiums*

Everyone: *moans in pain*

Kirby: Let's play Bro eat Bro!!

Ness: Aha! Dog eat Dog! Who came up with that lame name?

Link: What ever happen to Kirby's speech impediment? *rubs head*

Popo: That helmet probably makes you smart too.

Bowser: I must win then!!

Kirby: Fox, you'll be my assistant.

Fox: There are no assistants in Dog eat Dog.

Kirby: I know but we couldn't possibly get rid of you. To many people like you.

Fox: What does that mean? They do? *waves* Hi!!

**To be continued...

Disclaimer: Don't own Dog eat Dog. I'll say that now so I wont say it in the next chapter.

First Review!! Then tell me a type of stunt. (make some or one up) Then who should be voted to be in it. Then if that person should pass or not.