Disclaimer: Yes, sorry. It has been a while. My dads computer broke down
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Kirby stood on the center podium as his helper, Fox, still stood behind him waving his arms frantically at all the people out there who adored him.
Kirby: Welcome to Bro eat Bro.
Popo: That doesn't sound very appetizing.
Bowser: You know. I ate one of my brothers once.
Ganadorf: You haven't got any brothers.
Bowser: Now you know why.
Kirby: This game show is simple. You vote a person to do the round game. If he or she loses they will be eliminated. If they win on the other hand they could cast another player out. Simple enough? Ok. Let's begin. The first challenge is to slide down a slide covered with whipped cream and run across a pool full of Jell-O.
Nana: What's so hard about that?
DK: ook
Kirby: I don't know. Fox will be my demonstrator.
Fox: No way.
Link: I rather just eat the Jell-O.
Kirby: Either you do it or you shall meet my little friend again. **Holds out hammer**
Fox: Yeah well I like Jell-O.
Fox climbs the stairs of the slide, slides down, and ends up in the Jell-O.
Fox: Ahh! I'm sinking..in Jell-O..
Kirby: Now that you've seen the task..VOTE!
All vote
Kirby: Who will meet their fate in the pool of Jell-O? Find out after this commercial break.
Ness: But you just started.
Kirby: Shush!
*****
Narrator: Do you like space games facing aliens and dodging meteors?
The scene is Samus in her ship as a small rock bounces of it.
Samus: Ha! You cannot beat me.
Just then a huge rock comes toward her ship.
Samus: Oh shi..
Narrator: Do you like huge guns?
The scene is now on Falco with a whole bunch of weapons
Falco: Yeah!!
Narrator: With lots of monstrous bad guys?
Falco: Yeah! Wait. No!!
A dinosaur walks up to Falco
Falco: No you don't! Take that!! **shoots water at it with a weapon** This isn't a real gun!!
Dinosaur Rex: Roar?
Falco: Ahh!!
Narrator: Do you like deep sea diving?
The scene is on the ocean floor as Pikachu pops into it and starts flopping like mad and clutching his throat due to the lack of oxygen.
Narrator: Wait. I want to see this for a bit longer..
A good minute passes.
Narrator: Well ok. You can have it all! Not in a game, but oatmeal! Its flavor will send you to the ends of space, the deepest of the seas, and make you feel like having fun! Try our Sea Space Gun Oatmeal! Also our Popsicle oatmeal made none other than this same flavor oatmeal.
************
The audience sat there in silence.
Kirby: Welcome back to the show.
Fox had managed to make his way out of the Jell-O pool by using his speed dash.
Kirby: The votes have been cast and now please reveal your choices.
Ganadorf: Bowser.
Bowser: You shall pay for that!
Ice climbers: Bowser.
Bowser: You shall also pay for that!!
Link: Bowser.
Bowser: I see a pattern here.
Ness: Bowser.
Bowser: Is everyone out to get me??!!
DK: Ook. **points to Bowser**
Bowser: I hate you all!!
Kirby: Bowser reveal your choice.
Bowser: Can I change my vote?
Kirby: No.
Bowser: Fine! **clicks button and reveals his own name**
Fox: You voted for yourself?
Bowser: Well maybe I like Jell-O.
Kirby: You can't vote for yourself.
Bowser: What's the point? I'm out numbered anyway. **makes his way to the slide and climbs atop**
Ganadorf: Hope you drown!!
Bowser: That's were you're wrong! It's Jell-O!
Kirby: Bowser, all you must achieve is getting across the pool, understood?
Bowser: Don't care! Here I come Jell-O!!
Slide he's on breaks.
Bowser: Whatever!! **dives in Jell-O pool**
Ness: Hey! I want to jump in a pool of Jell-O!! You should've voted for me!!
Link: Awwww man, you're right!!
Fox: I don't think he'll be able to get out.
Kirby: Give him time.
5 minutes pass
Kirby: Hmm. Then let's move on to the next game. In this round one of you shall be placed on a ten story high platform and will have to land on a tack.
Ganadorf: What? We have to get hurt just to pass this one?
Kirby: Yes.
Popo: That's crazy.
Kirby: Fox will demonstrate.
Fox is eating some Jell-O from the side of the pool.
Kirby: Fox! Do the task.
Fox looks at the challenge
Fox: Hah! I don't think so!! I rather meet your little friend.
Kirby: Fine. You shall have to figure it out on your own then. Vote!
They vote
Kirby: Now will you reveal your votes?
Ness: Don't we go to a commercial first?
Kirby: Not now.
Ganadorf: Ness.
Ice climbers: Ganadorf.
Link: Ganadorf.
Ness: Ganadorf!
DK: Ook. **points to Ness**
Kirby: Three votes Ganadorf. You're doing this challenge.
Ganadorf: Arrg!! Why didn't you vote for Ness?! He said he wanted to be voted!
Kirby: The votes are set.
Ganadorf is transported to the top of the platform.
Ganadorf: All I have to do is land on a tack. Wait. I don't want to win! I'll miss it totally!!
He jumps off the platform falling at a steady speed and lands on a whole bunch of tacks.
Ganadorf: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Ness: Ha ha!
Nana: Who put all those tacks there?
All look at Fox who is eating Jell-O again and clearly hiding a box of something behind him.
Kirby: Well, well, it seems you passed the challenge you are aloud to eliminate anyone.
Ganadorf: Bye Ness!
Ness: Oh yeah? How do you plan to get rid of me?
A hole opens underneath his feet and he drops through.
Kirby: On to the third challenge.
To be continued**
Disclaimer: I still need ideas for challenges. Just think up of something stupid. Sorry again for not updating sooner.
Kirby stood on the center podium as his helper, Fox, still stood behind him waving his arms frantically at all the people out there who adored him.
Kirby: Welcome to Bro eat Bro.
Popo: That doesn't sound very appetizing.
Bowser: You know. I ate one of my brothers once.
Ganadorf: You haven't got any brothers.
Bowser: Now you know why.
Kirby: This game show is simple. You vote a person to do the round game. If he or she loses they will be eliminated. If they win on the other hand they could cast another player out. Simple enough? Ok. Let's begin. The first challenge is to slide down a slide covered with whipped cream and run across a pool full of Jell-O.
Nana: What's so hard about that?
DK: ook
Kirby: I don't know. Fox will be my demonstrator.
Fox: No way.
Link: I rather just eat the Jell-O.
Kirby: Either you do it or you shall meet my little friend again. **Holds out hammer**
Fox: Yeah well I like Jell-O.
Fox climbs the stairs of the slide, slides down, and ends up in the Jell-O.
Fox: Ahh! I'm sinking..in Jell-O..
Kirby: Now that you've seen the task..VOTE!
All vote
Kirby: Who will meet their fate in the pool of Jell-O? Find out after this commercial break.
Ness: But you just started.
Kirby: Shush!
*****
Narrator: Do you like space games facing aliens and dodging meteors?
The scene is Samus in her ship as a small rock bounces of it.
Samus: Ha! You cannot beat me.
Just then a huge rock comes toward her ship.
Samus: Oh shi..
Narrator: Do you like huge guns?
The scene is now on Falco with a whole bunch of weapons
Falco: Yeah!!
Narrator: With lots of monstrous bad guys?
Falco: Yeah! Wait. No!!
A dinosaur walks up to Falco
Falco: No you don't! Take that!! **shoots water at it with a weapon** This isn't a real gun!!
Dinosaur Rex: Roar?
Falco: Ahh!!
Narrator: Do you like deep sea diving?
The scene is on the ocean floor as Pikachu pops into it and starts flopping like mad and clutching his throat due to the lack of oxygen.
Narrator: Wait. I want to see this for a bit longer..
A good minute passes.
Narrator: Well ok. You can have it all! Not in a game, but oatmeal! Its flavor will send you to the ends of space, the deepest of the seas, and make you feel like having fun! Try our Sea Space Gun Oatmeal! Also our Popsicle oatmeal made none other than this same flavor oatmeal.
************
The audience sat there in silence.
Kirby: Welcome back to the show.
Fox had managed to make his way out of the Jell-O pool by using his speed dash.
Kirby: The votes have been cast and now please reveal your choices.
Ganadorf: Bowser.
Bowser: You shall pay for that!
Ice climbers: Bowser.
Bowser: You shall also pay for that!!
Link: Bowser.
Bowser: I see a pattern here.
Ness: Bowser.
Bowser: Is everyone out to get me??!!
DK: Ook. **points to Bowser**
Bowser: I hate you all!!
Kirby: Bowser reveal your choice.
Bowser: Can I change my vote?
Kirby: No.
Bowser: Fine! **clicks button and reveals his own name**
Fox: You voted for yourself?
Bowser: Well maybe I like Jell-O.
Kirby: You can't vote for yourself.
Bowser: What's the point? I'm out numbered anyway. **makes his way to the slide and climbs atop**
Ganadorf: Hope you drown!!
Bowser: That's were you're wrong! It's Jell-O!
Kirby: Bowser, all you must achieve is getting across the pool, understood?
Bowser: Don't care! Here I come Jell-O!!
Slide he's on breaks.
Bowser: Whatever!! **dives in Jell-O pool**
Ness: Hey! I want to jump in a pool of Jell-O!! You should've voted for me!!
Link: Awwww man, you're right!!
Fox: I don't think he'll be able to get out.
Kirby: Give him time.
5 minutes pass
Kirby: Hmm. Then let's move on to the next game. In this round one of you shall be placed on a ten story high platform and will have to land on a tack.
Ganadorf: What? We have to get hurt just to pass this one?
Kirby: Yes.
Popo: That's crazy.
Kirby: Fox will demonstrate.
Fox is eating some Jell-O from the side of the pool.
Kirby: Fox! Do the task.
Fox looks at the challenge
Fox: Hah! I don't think so!! I rather meet your little friend.
Kirby: Fine. You shall have to figure it out on your own then. Vote!
They vote
Kirby: Now will you reveal your votes?
Ness: Don't we go to a commercial first?
Kirby: Not now.
Ganadorf: Ness.
Ice climbers: Ganadorf.
Link: Ganadorf.
Ness: Ganadorf!
DK: Ook. **points to Ness**
Kirby: Three votes Ganadorf. You're doing this challenge.
Ganadorf: Arrg!! Why didn't you vote for Ness?! He said he wanted to be voted!
Kirby: The votes are set.
Ganadorf is transported to the top of the platform.
Ganadorf: All I have to do is land on a tack. Wait. I don't want to win! I'll miss it totally!!
He jumps off the platform falling at a steady speed and lands on a whole bunch of tacks.
Ganadorf: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Ness: Ha ha!
Nana: Who put all those tacks there?
All look at Fox who is eating Jell-O again and clearly hiding a box of something behind him.
Kirby: Well, well, it seems you passed the challenge you are aloud to eliminate anyone.
Ganadorf: Bye Ness!
Ness: Oh yeah? How do you plan to get rid of me?
A hole opens underneath his feet and he drops through.
Kirby: On to the third challenge.
To be continued**
Disclaimer: I still need ideas for challenges. Just think up of something stupid. Sorry again for not updating sooner.
