Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. I just write fanfiction because I am a sad, lonely person. Please don't sue me. Please.

A/N: A totally revamped first chapter. Yet it is still just as pointless as the one it replaces. Big surprise. (Note: If you want to read the original chapter that this replaced, just email me at the address in my profile. I'll be more than happy to send it to you.)

The Most Pointless Pokemon Stories Ever

By Master of All Genres

Chapter 1 version 2

Unoriginal Trainer

            A brand new trainer with a great destiny set off from Pallet Town to become the best trainer there ever was. He/she annihilated every gym, caught all the Legendaries, and made the Elite Four his/her bitch. And after this great victory, he/she was shot dead by a crazy person. The moral of this story? Life sucks. Hard.

THE END

A/N: Such a sad story. Anyways, here is a brand new idea of mine: The Crazy Story Idea. It's rather simple, really. I make up an extremely stupid story idea for your amusement. Whether you write it or not is up to you, the demented reader of this fic. Just email me to inform me if you do decide to publicly humiliate yourself by writing the story and posting it on this site. So on with the Crazy Story Idea!

The Crazy Story Idea

            Crossover with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Ash somehow ends up falling in love with Jon Stewart and they make sweet, sweet love in the Daily Show studio. Preferably a lemon, but not required.

So, that's The Crazy Story Idea. And be sure to check out the other new chapter I put up!