A/N: Be warned that this story causes blindness and death in laboratory mice. You have been warned. And I don't own Pokemon.

                The Most Pointless Pokemon Stories Ever

                              By Master of All Genres         

       Chapter 4: Utter Filth

            Ash turned out to be screamingly gay. So did Gary. They made some kissy kissy luv facin'. Next, they made some gay man love. Millions of fan girls squealed in joy, and millions of normal people burned their computer monitors. Then Tracy joined in. Then Brock. Then Bruno. Then every male ever shown in the game and anime series. Finally, before every computer in the world melted, the author had a heart attack and died, therefore sparing the world of a horrible fate.

THE END

A/N: I have one thing to say: I'm sorry for subjecting you to that, but you were warned. Repeatedly. So put the gun away. Also, send all praise/hate mail/death threats to RHW369@aol.com