A/N: Yet another story in my "popular" series. As usual, flames are expected, and will be laughed at. And before I forget, I feel it's time to reveal a horrible secret: Xing hates my guts. That is all.

                        The Most Pointless Pokemon Stories Ever

                                    Oh Sanity, Where Art Thou?

                                    By The Master of All Genres

            It was a nice, peaceful day in Pallet Town. Until the monkeys, pikachus, musicas, rag rappies, chocobos, stupid white men, George W. Bush clones, go-playing ghosts, Republicans, card playing teens with split personalities and crazy hair, Puchuus, various Digimon, insane fangirls who insist that Ash and Brock are gay, webmasters who don't appreciate pointless stories, loony right wing bible thumpers, Taliban, really smart Welsh Corgis, men in red trenchcoats who won't kill, Ctarl-Ctarl empire, and Shinra invaded. Needless to say, everyone died.

                                                   THE END

A/N: See how many anime and video game references you can find up there. Anyways, I have decided to institute a new feature: The What The Fuck!? Awards. In every new chapter or story I will name a website that simply makes you go "What the Fuck!?"

                                    This Chapter's Winner

                                          The Porkydex

Can't get link to show up, so just go to a search engine and search for "Porkydex"

Guaranteed to make you go "What the Fuck!?".