A special warning before you read this chapter: Having recently become obsessed with the phrase "giant prehistoric zucchini", I will constantly mention the phrase or variants of it whenever possible. If you have ANY aversion to that phrase, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER.
And on a different, giant prehistoric zucchini free note, this is the chapter where AU's are mercilessly trashed by me, the giant prehistoric zucchini obsessed author.
The Most Pointless Pokemon Stories Ever
Chapter 9
Giant Prehistoric Zucchinis
One day, Ash the caveman was eaten by a giant prehistoric zucchini.
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Ash the astronaut was vaporized by a giant space zucchini.
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Ash got a giant prehistoric zucchini Pokemon instead of a Pikachu for his starter Pokemon.
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Pokemon train humans. Oh, and giant prehistoric zucchinis are also trained.
THE GIANT PREHISTORIC ZUCCHINI FILLED END
Okay, that is the end of this chapter. And remember: May the giant prehistoric zucchinis be with you. Always.
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