A/N: I have nothing to say. Just read the damn story.

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The Most Pointless Pokemon Stories Ever

Chapter 10

OMGWTFBBQ (or, Ash is Turned Into A Pokemon)

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            One day Ash was turned into a Pokemon. What type of Pokemon he was turne into doesn't really matter. Ash was turned into a Pokemon, for lack of a better reason, by the wizards.

(Insert 10 page explanation of why wizards exist in the Pokemon world)

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            Anyways, Ash has many adventures as a Pokemon, including…

(Insert 15 page description of hot, steamy, Pokesex)

and he eventually gets turned back into a human. By the wizards.

(Insert 143 pages of random crap about Ash becoming a wizard. But that's another pointless story.)

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            And then the world was destroyed by rampaging giant prehistoric zucchinis.

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THE END

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A/N: You thought I was done with the giant prehistoric zucchini jokes? You were wrong. And so I won't get my ass sued, I blatantly stole the idea of giant prehistoric zucchinis from a Dave Barry book. (Dave Barry Hits Below The Beltway to be exact.) So if you want more giant prehistoric zucchinis, go read it.

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And now the winner of the What The Fuck?! award….

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www. reallybadfanfiction.com

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Guaranteed to make you go What The Fuck?!

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And it should be noted that there is some VERY disgusting stuff on that site, and I recommend that if you have a weak stomach, avoid it at all costs. Please.

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And the next chapter will be about Ash having so many freaking long lost relatives. And songs inserted into the story to make up for a complete inability to write. Till next time.