A/N: The longest chapter yet, simply because I squeezed two cliches into one story. Plus a song that will make you cringe. Enjoy this nice little story which is obviously a sign that I need help.
The Most Pointless Pokemon Stories Ever
Chapter 10
Ash's Mom Is A Dirty Slut and Ash's 'Problem'
One day, Ash found out he had some siblings. Nine thousand three hundred thirty five, to be exact. Needless to say, Ash's mom had been around the block. A lot. Plus, she hated condoms. So, all of Ash's brothers and sisters and aunts and uncles and cousins and in-laws and former roommates teamed up to catch a giant prehistoric zucchini. But this isn't the end of the story. Oh no. Ash, being the two-timer he is, managed to get both May and Misty pregnant within close proximity of each other. Since Misty was having a boy and May was having a girl, Ash decided to 'deal' with May's little pregnancy.
I could kick you in the stomach
and catch you unaware
I could swear to God you accidently fell down that flight of stair
I will tell you that I love you
and look you in the eye
as I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh
and Ash eventually dumped Misty which ended with Misty becoming a crack whore and having the baby crushed by the aforementioned giant prehistoric zucchini.
THE END
The nice little ditty up there is part of the song "For The Ladies" by Stephen Lynch. And yes, those are the actual lyrics. Oh, and if you haven't noticed yet, the chapter numbers are wrong, which is because I had to delete a chapter. And I won't be fixing them because I'm really, really lazy.
What The Fuck?! Award
This chapter's winner is.......
www.stephenlynch. com
Ah yes, Stephen Lynch. Sings nice little songs guaranteed to make you go "What The Fuck?!" (And it should be noted that there are some song samples you can listen to. I recommend "Best Friends" Trust me.
And that's all for now. And yes, giant prehistoric zucchinis will make an appearance in every chapter from now on. See you the next time when my horrible mind thinks of a new story.
