Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, me no own, so you no sue.
AN: Yeah, don't kill me here, but I decided to change Azrael's outfit……Sorry everybody!!! Hee hee….i wuv this chapter! It's me and Jester just like normal…….okay okay, 'cept in real life we're human………*cough*…..'course, I'm only speaking for myself here…….*snickers*…….
Chapter Six
*Angels On Our Asses*
"Night doesn't come fast enough," Jester remarked to Gypsy, as they both sat smoking a cigarette on a bench in Central Park, watching the sun sink slowly behind the horizon.
"No kidding….." Gypsy grumbled as her stomach growled loudly in complaint.
"K, there's one……" Jester said, pointing at a star in the sky.
"Two….." Said Gypsy a few moments later as another one appeared.
"….And three…….." Jester finished happily, "Now we can go."
"We're pathetic, you know that, right?" Gypsy asked jokingly, letting her head fall on her arms, which were resting on her knees.
"Yeah, s'ok," Jester said, patting her on the back and standing up, "Let's go before no one's even out anymore!"
"Anyway," Jester continued, "What's-………Wait a sec….Gypsy?"
Jester looked around her in annoyance.
She put her hands on her hip, "Okay Gyps, where the hell did you go?!"
A small black cat meowed beside her.
Jester jumped in surprise.
Glaring at the cat, she said, "Don't DO that to me! You're so annoying…."
She crossed her arms over her chest and looked away while the cat slowly morphed back into Gypsy.
"Aw, c'mon Jester, I was just kidding! Yeesh!…….You're just mad 'cause you can't do that……..stupid vampire you are……" Gypsy muttered.
"Yeah, well at least I'm not a halfling……..and I'm not speaking to you," Jester said, refusing to look at her.
"Ya just did!" Gypsy retorted, sticking her tongue out at Jester.
Jester glared at her before smacking her upside the head.
"Well somebody's pissy," a guy's voice said sarcastically.
Jester and Gypsy whirled around to see a young man in a black hat and black pinstripe suit leaning against the trunk of a tree.
"Azrael," Jester hissed underneath her breath.
"The one and only," Azrael said smirking, lifting his chin up so he could look them both in the face.
Gypsy narrowed her eyes at him, "Whaddya want?! We're kinda busy ya know!"
"Ever the complainer……" Azrael laughed.
"Shuddup," Gypsy growled at him.
"Oh I'm soooooo scared!…." Said Azrael, mocking her.
"Just wanted you to know that everything's in place. They're so distracted up there by the whole ordeal that unless we do anything flashy and completely out of the ordinary, the won't notice us before it's too late," Azrael explained.
"Yeah, let's hope," Jester mumbled.
"Hey!" Azrael said in mock-offense, "Have a little faith, will ya? I also wanted to remind you two that you can't do anything to be noticed, k? The last thing I need to deal with right now is angels on our asses."
"Fine, fine, fine," Jester said, dismissing it with a wave of her hand, "Can we go now?"
Azrael sighed in annoyance, "Don't you understand anything you two??!! What I mean is, NO FEEDING!"
"Yeah whatever," Jester said walking off, she stopped, "Wait a sec…. WHAT??!!!"
"You heard me!" Azrael said angrily, "You think they won't notice a rash of dead people with two holes in their necks?! You gotta be kidding me! They're always looking for vampires and demons to send to hell!"
"And what are we supposed to do, starve to death?" Gypsy practically yelled at him.
"Here," Azrael said, pulling something out of his pocket, "Have an apple."
He tossed it to Gypsy, who caught it, staring at it blankly.
Azrael walked off whistling a bright tune with his hands stuck in his pockets.
Gypsy smirked as an idea occurred to her. She tossed the apple into the air before catching it again, winding her arm back, and throwing it as hard as she could.
SMACK!!!!
Azrael's hand flew to the back of his head.
"OWWWWWW!!!!!!" He screamed.
When he whirled around to reprimand the two girls they were nowhere to be seen, but he thought he heard a faint laughing in the shadows.
AN: I'm sooooooo infinitely entertained by this chapter…….lol, god, if I had a dime for every time I said that…………Anyvay, review por favor!
Comments:
Mondie: *gasp* Are you okay???!!!!!!!! You poor thing, that must have SUCKED!!!!! Yeah, and isn't Loki the god of destruction or something like that? Lol, it was funny, I called my friend that because he chased this one person around the field with scissors *cough* don't ask *cough* and then we allllllll decided that we were greek gods….It t'was muy fun………….
Stripes: Hey hun!! Glad you like it so far! Well, actually, I got the whole metatron and azrael thing from the movie Dogma, but yeah, the knife with the color-changing blade was "inspired" by Philip Pullman's books.
