Thanks to the reviews and now onto chapter 2! WEEEEE!
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"I THOUGHT SHE LOVED ME!"
"Well I guess not enough Johnny!"
"But Mouse! WHY A MAN! Why couldn't it of been a woman?!"
Mouse, Johnny's sister who was a spitting image of their father (short hair too) was sitting on Johnny's dresser, watching her brother pacing the ground infront of her. She was 26 years-old and had 6 children. That week she was visiting........... unfortunately.
"Johnny, ever notice mom when your niece and nephews come. She get's annoyed easily by all the commotion and has to repeat the same stories over and over. This is the perfect plan on how to not have children!" she says, holding up her index finger.
"But-but- BUT WHY CAN'T I MARRY A WOMAN AND NOT HAVE KIDS!"
"You think a woman would like to die a virgin! No! Besides, this is full proof! It isn't like you're going to have to love this..... this... What was his name again?"
"I think mom said it was Robert Jurgen or something."
"Well damn!"
"What?!" Johnny asked/demanded as his sister bounded from her sitting place and hugged him.
"You're sooo damn lucky!"
"FOR BEING MARRIED TO A MAN!"
"NO! To Robert Jurgen! Prince Robert! Don't you know him!"
"................... You're asking a guy who's life is to Beyblade and play with little kids."
"Oh yeah, well Prince Robert Jurgen is Europe's #1 Blader which I'm still surprised you don't know. Well anyway, he is very rich and lives by himself in a huge castle in Germany! It's rumored that he is single and maybe looking and that he's bi!" Mouse explained happily, with stars in her eyes.
"Aren't you married already?"
"A girl can look sometimes can't she?"
"Sigh, what does that man of yours see in you!"
"Pretty girl that is kind, sweet, etc, etc!"
"Yeah, and I'm really Mel Gibson in disguise!"
As soon as that statement was said, Johnny felt his hair being pulled on by his older sibling.
"Oww! HEY! STOP THAT!"
"What! I was wondering what you were saying was true!"
"..................... Like I said, what does your husband see in you!"
"Uncle Johnny! Uncle Johnny!"
The two siblings broke apart from their activities to see a little girl run into the red-head's chamber.
"Anita! What are you doing here! You don't visit my room too often!" Johnny said as he picked up the 6 year old girl with golden blonde hair.
"Uncle Johnny! Gwandma Lizzie told me abwout the marriage!" Anita said, flailing her arms in excitement. Johnny at the moment could be seen with his eyebrow slightly twitching.
'How many people know?'
"Gwandma also twold me to twell you that you're weaving in 2 hours for Dwenmark!"
"I'M WHAT?!?!?!?"
"YOU'RE WEAVING!!!!!"
Johnny lost his balance from the loudness of the little girl and fell onto his bed, the heavy little girl falling ontop of him, knocking whatever air he had out of his lungs.
"Hehehehehe! Uncle Johnny is twurning blue!"
"Umm, daughter? Why don't you go play with your other brother's and sister's while I help Johnny pack? You know, he's going through some tough times now."
"Wike what?" Anita asked, rolling off Johnny so he could breathe again.
"AIR!"
"Johnny ish fwunny!"
"Anita?"
"Is Uncle Johnny pwegnant?"
At this, Johnny fell off the side of the bed. Mouse could be seen, sweatdropping.
"No dear."
"Is he on thwat time of thwe month?"
The poor red-headed man was now twitching while his sister was sweatdropping majorly.
"No dear."
"Is Uncle Johnny nervwous about having to scwew another man?"
Johnny was now choking on his own breathe as Mouse was now on the the floor next to him. Anita jumped off the bed and landed next the Johnny and started to pat his head.
"No worries Uncle Johnny, dwaddy said scwewing someone is fun. I'm swure mommy would agree too," said the little girl before running over Johnny and out the door.
"What do you teach your children back in England?"
"Oh, the basics. The ABC's, how to count, and I think Charles' explained the Birds and the Bees to them a few days ago."
"Okay...."
"Okay, Johnny! Up and at 'em! We gotta pack because obviously you're going to go meet Prince Charming!"
"I DON'T WANNA!" Johnny cried/whined, latching onto the bottom of a bedpost as Mouse tried to pull him up. Finally, she found another way to get him up and packed.
"Fine, I guess I'll just wander on out of here, leaving you to go tell mom you won't cooperate by obeying her orders again," she teased as Johnny listened, thought about it, and got up slowly.
"................... Blackmailer."
"I know, thanks!"
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Okay, here's Chappie 2! Next chapter Robert and Johnny meet! =^.^= I know it's short but I'm about to be kecked off the computer. REVIEW!
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"I THOUGHT SHE LOVED ME!"
"Well I guess not enough Johnny!"
"But Mouse! WHY A MAN! Why couldn't it of been a woman?!"
Mouse, Johnny's sister who was a spitting image of their father (short hair too) was sitting on Johnny's dresser, watching her brother pacing the ground infront of her. She was 26 years-old and had 6 children. That week she was visiting........... unfortunately.
"Johnny, ever notice mom when your niece and nephews come. She get's annoyed easily by all the commotion and has to repeat the same stories over and over. This is the perfect plan on how to not have children!" she says, holding up her index finger.
"But-but- BUT WHY CAN'T I MARRY A WOMAN AND NOT HAVE KIDS!"
"You think a woman would like to die a virgin! No! Besides, this is full proof! It isn't like you're going to have to love this..... this... What was his name again?"
"I think mom said it was Robert Jurgen or something."
"Well damn!"
"What?!" Johnny asked/demanded as his sister bounded from her sitting place and hugged him.
"You're sooo damn lucky!"
"FOR BEING MARRIED TO A MAN!"
"NO! To Robert Jurgen! Prince Robert! Don't you know him!"
"................... You're asking a guy who's life is to Beyblade and play with little kids."
"Oh yeah, well Prince Robert Jurgen is Europe's #1 Blader which I'm still surprised you don't know. Well anyway, he is very rich and lives by himself in a huge castle in Germany! It's rumored that he is single and maybe looking and that he's bi!" Mouse explained happily, with stars in her eyes.
"Aren't you married already?"
"A girl can look sometimes can't she?"
"Sigh, what does that man of yours see in you!"
"Pretty girl that is kind, sweet, etc, etc!"
"Yeah, and I'm really Mel Gibson in disguise!"
As soon as that statement was said, Johnny felt his hair being pulled on by his older sibling.
"Oww! HEY! STOP THAT!"
"What! I was wondering what you were saying was true!"
"..................... Like I said, what does your husband see in you!"
"Uncle Johnny! Uncle Johnny!"
The two siblings broke apart from their activities to see a little girl run into the red-head's chamber.
"Anita! What are you doing here! You don't visit my room too often!" Johnny said as he picked up the 6 year old girl with golden blonde hair.
"Uncle Johnny! Gwandma Lizzie told me abwout the marriage!" Anita said, flailing her arms in excitement. Johnny at the moment could be seen with his eyebrow slightly twitching.
'How many people know?'
"Gwandma also twold me to twell you that you're weaving in 2 hours for Dwenmark!"
"I'M WHAT?!?!?!?"
"YOU'RE WEAVING!!!!!"
Johnny lost his balance from the loudness of the little girl and fell onto his bed, the heavy little girl falling ontop of him, knocking whatever air he had out of his lungs.
"Hehehehehe! Uncle Johnny is twurning blue!"
"Umm, daughter? Why don't you go play with your other brother's and sister's while I help Johnny pack? You know, he's going through some tough times now."
"Wike what?" Anita asked, rolling off Johnny so he could breathe again.
"AIR!"
"Johnny ish fwunny!"
"Anita?"
"Is Uncle Johnny pwegnant?"
At this, Johnny fell off the side of the bed. Mouse could be seen, sweatdropping.
"No dear."
"Is he on thwat time of thwe month?"
The poor red-headed man was now twitching while his sister was sweatdropping majorly.
"No dear."
"Is Uncle Johnny nervwous about having to scwew another man?"
Johnny was now choking on his own breathe as Mouse was now on the the floor next to him. Anita jumped off the bed and landed next the Johnny and started to pat his head.
"No worries Uncle Johnny, dwaddy said scwewing someone is fun. I'm swure mommy would agree too," said the little girl before running over Johnny and out the door.
"What do you teach your children back in England?"
"Oh, the basics. The ABC's, how to count, and I think Charles' explained the Birds and the Bees to them a few days ago."
"Okay...."
"Okay, Johnny! Up and at 'em! We gotta pack because obviously you're going to go meet Prince Charming!"
"I DON'T WANNA!" Johnny cried/whined, latching onto the bottom of a bedpost as Mouse tried to pull him up. Finally, she found another way to get him up and packed.
"Fine, I guess I'll just wander on out of here, leaving you to go tell mom you won't cooperate by obeying her orders again," she teased as Johnny listened, thought about it, and got up slowly.
"................... Blackmailer."
"I know, thanks!"
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Okay, here's Chappie 2! Next chapter Robert and Johnny meet! =^.^= I know it's short but I'm about to be kecked off the computer. REVIEW!
