The Alex Chronicles
Alex Vs. The Duck
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Alex, anything related to Golden sun or Mc'Donalds and food items served there. I also do not own ducks. There is this one in my backyard in a pen though. I call him fluffy....moving on.
By - S.Duck
Narator: Alex wakes up. It's a beautiful mourning.
Alex: Wow! What a beautiful mourning.
Narator: Hey! I just said that!
Alex: Shut up! I'm not supposed to hear you.
Narator: Oh yeah. Alex takes a shower and eats some cereal. In the middle of his Ivan-O's, his Djinn, Mist and Shade come into the room. They have a little argument going on that started last night about which movie stars had chest implants.
Shade: I think Britney Spears does.
Mist: Nah. Those are real.
Shade: Your only saying that because your a guy! Right Alex?
Alex: Hmm....lemme think.....
Narator: Alex starts to drool and sweat. Shade hosed him off a little by shooting water out of it's mouth.
Shade: Men...
Alex\Mist: :)
Shade: YOUR INSUFERABLE!!!
Alex: Insuferwha?
Garet: Forget it. You'd never understand.
Narator: Garet walked into the room. He was all dressed up and wearing cologn.
Alex: UGH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?
Garet: It's Eau De Toilette.
Alex\Mist\Shade: *snicker*
Garet: ......what?
Alex: Eau de Toilet? You want to smell like a toilet?
Garet: NOT TOILET YOU MORON! TOILETTE! It's french for something.
Alex: Whatever. Trying to impress Mia?
Narator: Garet blushed a little.
Alex: You know it'll never work. She has her heart set on Isaac.
Garet: And Isaac has a thing for Jenna, and Jenna has a thing for me. It's a vicious cycle.
Alex: Why don't you just take what you can get and go out with Jenna?
Garet: Because...*insert Garet standing on a boulder in thinking position* Mia's my little firework *fireworks shoot off in the backround*.
Mist: Shiny...
Garet: Alright, I've got a double date.
Alex: A date where your with Mia, Mia's with Isaac, Isaac's with Jenna, and Jenna's with you?
Garet: AWW....SHUDAP!
Narator: Garet slamed the door hard. Alex finished his cereal, and put on his best set of armor. Today was the day he conquered his greatest enemy...the staff at Mc' Donalds. Alex wen't outside. He raised his right hand, and focused his mind. He then began to glow.
Shade: WAIT FOR US!!!
Narator: Mist and Shade jumped onto Alex. He then teleported. They landed outside of Mc'Donalds.....in the dumpster that is.
Alex: UGH! GROSS!!!
Shade: Eww....
Mist: Hey! Theres a half eaten Burger in here.
Narator: Alex grabbed Shade and Mist, who was finshing the burger someone threw out. They went into Mc'Donalds. When the people inside saw him, they gasped.
People: GASP!!!
Narator: Told ya. The people moved out of the way, and let Alex go straight to the counter. He gave the cashier a smug look. The cashier gave one right back to Alex. They didn't speak for 5 minutes, when Alex finaly said:
Alex: A Big mac.....no tomatos.
People: AHHH!!!
Narator: Alex just stared at the cashier and the cashier stared back.
Cashier: Would you.....like fries with that?
People: GASP AGAIN!!!
Alex:.....yes. And...make the fresh.
Narator: An old lady in the crowd fainted. The tension was building. The staff made the Big mac, and made sure to put no tomatos. They also put in a fresh batch of fries. The cashier just stared at Alex while Alex stared back.
Cashier: For here.....or to go?
People: GASP FOR A THIRD TIME!!!
Alex:.....to go.....
People: QUADRUPEL GASP!!!
Narator: The staff finished the Big mac, and finished the fries. The chasier handed him a bag full of the food, and said:
Cashier: That'll be $3.25...
People: GASP NUMBER 5!!!
Cashier: .....with a coupon.....
Narator: Everyone in the place fainted, except Alex, his djinn, and the staff.
Alex: Heres a five.....keep the change...
Narator: Alex handed the bill to the cashier and walked out. He had a big smile on his face.
Alex: I did it! For the first time ever....I HAVE FRESH FRIES!!!
Shade: Can we go to the park and eat them?
Mist: Yeah the park!
Alex: Sure my little friends.
Narator: Alex walked to the park. He sat on a bench, and he ate his Big mac. He was so obsessed with eating it, he forgot about the fries. When he finished the bag was gone.
Alex: Wha? MY FRIES!!! NARATOR WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!
Narator: Quiet. Your not supposed to hear me.
Mist: That duck's got 'em.
Narator: Alex looked over. Sure enough, there was a duck holding his bag of delicious fresh fries.
Alex: MY FRIES!!! AFTER THAT DUCK!!! *insert random britsh music and a poorly drawn chase sceene*
Narator: Alex chased that duck everywhere. Through the mall, the movie theater, all the way through the airport in Atlanta. Finaly, the duck stopped running in a field in Idaho. It was facing Alex. They both knew this was gonna be a hard fight. Alex drew his sword, and the duck drew it's beak. They ran toward each other, and hit the weapons together. Over and over, clang after clang. It was a furious and tough sword fight. Actually, it was a sword vs. beak fight. After thirty minutes, a crowd had gathered, wondering what the hell a guy was doing fighting a duck. Alex and the duck were both out of energy. They both knew this was the last strike. It was now or never....
Alex: HEY WHAT'S THAT?!?!
Narator: The duck turned around, and while it wasn't looking, Alex took the fries and kicked the duck.
Alex: HAHA! I have defeated you duck! Now to taste the goodness that is fresh fries.
Narator: Alex popped one in his mouth, only to discover that they were no longer the fresh fries he dreamed of, but the mushy gross kind that have been sitting in grease for 15 minutes.
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
-End-
-Tune in next time when: Alex Goes to the Dr. Pepper Factory-
Alex Vs. The Duck
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Alex, anything related to Golden sun or Mc'Donalds and food items served there. I also do not own ducks. There is this one in my backyard in a pen though. I call him fluffy....moving on.
By - S.Duck
Narator: Alex wakes up. It's a beautiful mourning.
Alex: Wow! What a beautiful mourning.
Narator: Hey! I just said that!
Alex: Shut up! I'm not supposed to hear you.
Narator: Oh yeah. Alex takes a shower and eats some cereal. In the middle of his Ivan-O's, his Djinn, Mist and Shade come into the room. They have a little argument going on that started last night about which movie stars had chest implants.
Shade: I think Britney Spears does.
Mist: Nah. Those are real.
Shade: Your only saying that because your a guy! Right Alex?
Alex: Hmm....lemme think.....
Narator: Alex starts to drool and sweat. Shade hosed him off a little by shooting water out of it's mouth.
Shade: Men...
Alex\Mist: :)
Shade: YOUR INSUFERABLE!!!
Alex: Insuferwha?
Garet: Forget it. You'd never understand.
Narator: Garet walked into the room. He was all dressed up and wearing cologn.
Alex: UGH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?
Garet: It's Eau De Toilette.
Alex\Mist\Shade: *snicker*
Garet: ......what?
Alex: Eau de Toilet? You want to smell like a toilet?
Garet: NOT TOILET YOU MORON! TOILETTE! It's french for something.
Alex: Whatever. Trying to impress Mia?
Narator: Garet blushed a little.
Alex: You know it'll never work. She has her heart set on Isaac.
Garet: And Isaac has a thing for Jenna, and Jenna has a thing for me. It's a vicious cycle.
Alex: Why don't you just take what you can get and go out with Jenna?
Garet: Because...*insert Garet standing on a boulder in thinking position* Mia's my little firework *fireworks shoot off in the backround*.
Mist: Shiny...
Garet: Alright, I've got a double date.
Alex: A date where your with Mia, Mia's with Isaac, Isaac's with Jenna, and Jenna's with you?
Garet: AWW....SHUDAP!
Narator: Garet slamed the door hard. Alex finished his cereal, and put on his best set of armor. Today was the day he conquered his greatest enemy...the staff at Mc' Donalds. Alex wen't outside. He raised his right hand, and focused his mind. He then began to glow.
Shade: WAIT FOR US!!!
Narator: Mist and Shade jumped onto Alex. He then teleported. They landed outside of Mc'Donalds.....in the dumpster that is.
Alex: UGH! GROSS!!!
Shade: Eww....
Mist: Hey! Theres a half eaten Burger in here.
Narator: Alex grabbed Shade and Mist, who was finshing the burger someone threw out. They went into Mc'Donalds. When the people inside saw him, they gasped.
People: GASP!!!
Narator: Told ya. The people moved out of the way, and let Alex go straight to the counter. He gave the cashier a smug look. The cashier gave one right back to Alex. They didn't speak for 5 minutes, when Alex finaly said:
Alex: A Big mac.....no tomatos.
People: AHHH!!!
Narator: Alex just stared at the cashier and the cashier stared back.
Cashier: Would you.....like fries with that?
People: GASP AGAIN!!!
Alex:.....yes. And...make the fresh.
Narator: An old lady in the crowd fainted. The tension was building. The staff made the Big mac, and made sure to put no tomatos. They also put in a fresh batch of fries. The cashier just stared at Alex while Alex stared back.
Cashier: For here.....or to go?
People: GASP FOR A THIRD TIME!!!
Alex:.....to go.....
People: QUADRUPEL GASP!!!
Narator: The staff finished the Big mac, and finished the fries. The chasier handed him a bag full of the food, and said:
Cashier: That'll be $3.25...
People: GASP NUMBER 5!!!
Cashier: .....with a coupon.....
Narator: Everyone in the place fainted, except Alex, his djinn, and the staff.
Alex: Heres a five.....keep the change...
Narator: Alex handed the bill to the cashier and walked out. He had a big smile on his face.
Alex: I did it! For the first time ever....I HAVE FRESH FRIES!!!
Shade: Can we go to the park and eat them?
Mist: Yeah the park!
Alex: Sure my little friends.
Narator: Alex walked to the park. He sat on a bench, and he ate his Big mac. He was so obsessed with eating it, he forgot about the fries. When he finished the bag was gone.
Alex: Wha? MY FRIES!!! NARATOR WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!
Narator: Quiet. Your not supposed to hear me.
Mist: That duck's got 'em.
Narator: Alex looked over. Sure enough, there was a duck holding his bag of delicious fresh fries.
Alex: MY FRIES!!! AFTER THAT DUCK!!! *insert random britsh music and a poorly drawn chase sceene*
Narator: Alex chased that duck everywhere. Through the mall, the movie theater, all the way through the airport in Atlanta. Finaly, the duck stopped running in a field in Idaho. It was facing Alex. They both knew this was gonna be a hard fight. Alex drew his sword, and the duck drew it's beak. They ran toward each other, and hit the weapons together. Over and over, clang after clang. It was a furious and tough sword fight. Actually, it was a sword vs. beak fight. After thirty minutes, a crowd had gathered, wondering what the hell a guy was doing fighting a duck. Alex and the duck were both out of energy. They both knew this was the last strike. It was now or never....
Alex: HEY WHAT'S THAT?!?!
Narator: The duck turned around, and while it wasn't looking, Alex took the fries and kicked the duck.
Alex: HAHA! I have defeated you duck! Now to taste the goodness that is fresh fries.
Narator: Alex popped one in his mouth, only to discover that they were no longer the fresh fries he dreamed of, but the mushy gross kind that have been sitting in grease for 15 minutes.
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
-End-
-Tune in next time when: Alex Goes to the Dr. Pepper Factory-
