The Alex Chronicles

Alex Goes on Jeopardy

Disclaimer: I do not own Alex or Golden Sun. I do not own Jeopardy. Peter Griffin or Family Guy. I do not own Kenshin Himura. I also don't own anything mention in the catagories.

By- S.Duck (credits toward Ivanfanatic)

S.Duck: Hey everyone. It's S.Duck here, bringing you whats new with me.

Ivanfanatic: And I'm here to sort out all the lies.

S.Duck: I must say, that I'm finding enjoyment from Megaman Battle Network 3. I play it about 30 minutes a day.

Ivanfanatic: In other words, he's obsessing over it, and will have less time to write.

S.Duck: Why did I invite you to do this again?

Ivanfanatic: Because you didn't. I smelled Ivan and wandered in here.

S.Duck: O.O'''

Ivanfanatic: I have Ivan senses, which btw, are tingling.

S.Duck: Oh alright. Kyle (my narator)! Bring out Ivan.

Kyle: Here. I tied him up for you.

Ivanfanatic: Come on Ivan. Lets go play.

Ivan: MRPH (HELP)!!!!!!

S.Duck: And now, for today's story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Anouncer: From the Hollywood studies, This. Iiiiiiiiiiiiis. Jeopardy.

Alex Trebek: Hello everybody, and welcome to Jeopardy. Lets meet our contestants. First, we have Alex from.....hmm....I don't recognize this place. Mr. Alex, where is this Weyard?

Alex: Its actually another world. THAT I WISH TO RULE!!!!

Trebek: Ok then good luck with that. Next is Mr. Peter Griffin from, Rhode Island.

Peter: *pushes buzzer* Diarrhea....eheheheh....diarrhea.

Trebek: Ok good luck with that. Next is Mr. Himura from Japan.

Kenshin: Hello there. I am a wandering samurai and-

Trebek: Don't care.

Kenshin: FOOLISH HOST DON'T INTERUPT THE SAMURAI! *draws his sword*

Trebek: Ok now, lets see our catagories.

Narator: The 6 tv's lit up.

Trebek: Adult Content. Matt Greoning. Wal-Mart. Authors personal lives. Porno films. Cologne. Alex you start.

Alex: Uh...I'll take Matt Greoning for 1000.

Trebek: This cartoon show drawn by Matt Greoning is considered to be the most popular Sitcoms in america. Peter.

Peter: Diarrhea.

Trebek: I'm sorry, that's incorrect, and not in the form of a question. Kenshin.

Kenshin: What is The Simpsons?

Trebek: Correct.

Alex: Damn you Kenshin. I knew that one.

Kenshin: I'll take Author's personal lives for 1000.

Trebek: This author has only had one girlfriend who moved away before they kissed. Alex.

Alex: Who is S.Duck?

S.Duck: HEY!!!!!

Trebek: Correct.

S.Duck: -.-....

Alex: I'll take Wal-mart for 1000.

Trebek: This is the number of Walmarts that can fit onto one highway in Arizona. Peter.

Peter: Diarrhea.

Trebek: I'm sorry, thats incorrect, and still not in the form of a question. Kenshin.

Kenshin: What is 40?

Trebek: Correct.

Kenshin: I'll take Porno Films for 1000.

Trebek: This porno was rated number 1 in Alahshia. Alex.

Alex: What is Lord of the Dings?

Trebek: Correct.

Alex: I'll take Adult Content for 1000.

Trebek: This sickness, isn't cured by medicene, but is hurried instead. Peter.

Peter: WHAT IS diarrhea?

Kenshin: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT YOU MORON?

Trebek: That is correct.

Kenshin: O.O'...

Peter: ehehehehehe....diarrhea. I'll take Cologne for 1000.

Trebek: This cologne, is often confused with something you find in the bathroom.

Alex: GASP!!! *thinking* I know this. Its Eau de Toilette, that crappy cologne Garet wears. I'm gonna win. I'm GONNA WIN!!!

Trebek: Kenshin.

Kenshin: What is Eau De Toilette?

Trebek: Correct.

Alex: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!

Narator: Alex tackled Kenshin and started pounding the crap out of him. Peter just stood there and said:

Peter: ehehehehe....diarrhea.

Narator: And while fighting, Alex knocked down a beam, and it landed on Trebek. It didn't even make a scratch, revealing that Alex Trebek is actually a robot. He then destroyed all Hollywood and parts of San- fransisco. Alex, Peter, and Kenshin all survived. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kyle: Wow....that sucked.

S.Duck: Hush you.

Ivanfanatic: I must agree.

S.Duck: NOBODY LOVES ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kyle: You are the biggest over actor.

S.Duck: What? I thought it was very dramatic.

-End-

-No camera men were hurt in the making in this story.....except one. But he's alright now (Duece Bigalo reference. Move along).-

-Tune in next time when: Alex Meets Harry Potter-