The Alex Chronicles
Alex Goes on Jeopardy
Disclaimer: I do not own Alex or Golden Sun. I do not own Jeopardy. Peter Griffin or Family Guy. I do not own Kenshin Himura. I also don't own anything mention in the catagories.
By- S.Duck (credits toward Ivanfanatic)
S.Duck: Hey everyone. It's S.Duck here, bringing you whats new with me.
Ivanfanatic: And I'm here to sort out all the lies.
S.Duck: I must say, that I'm finding enjoyment from Megaman Battle Network 3. I play it about 30 minutes a day.
Ivanfanatic: In other words, he's obsessing over it, and will have less time to write.
S.Duck: Why did I invite you to do this again?
Ivanfanatic: Because you didn't. I smelled Ivan and wandered in here.
S.Duck: O.O'''
Ivanfanatic: I have Ivan senses, which btw, are tingling.
S.Duck: Oh alright. Kyle (my narator)! Bring out Ivan.
Kyle: Here. I tied him up for you.
Ivanfanatic: Come on Ivan. Lets go play.
Ivan: MRPH (HELP)!!!!!!
S.Duck: And now, for today's story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anouncer: From the Hollywood studies, This. Iiiiiiiiiiiiis. Jeopardy.
Alex Trebek: Hello everybody, and welcome to Jeopardy. Lets meet our contestants. First, we have Alex from.....hmm....I don't recognize this place. Mr. Alex, where is this Weyard?
Alex: Its actually another world. THAT I WISH TO RULE!!!!
Trebek: Ok then good luck with that. Next is Mr. Peter Griffin from, Rhode Island.
Peter: *pushes buzzer* Diarrhea....eheheheh....diarrhea.
Trebek: Ok good luck with that. Next is Mr. Himura from Japan.
Kenshin: Hello there. I am a wandering samurai and-
Trebek: Don't care.
Kenshin: FOOLISH HOST DON'T INTERUPT THE SAMURAI! *draws his sword*
Trebek: Ok now, lets see our catagories.
Narator: The 6 tv's lit up.
Trebek: Adult Content. Matt Greoning. Wal-Mart. Authors personal lives. Porno films. Cologne. Alex you start.
Alex: Uh...I'll take Matt Greoning for 1000.
Trebek: This cartoon show drawn by Matt Greoning is considered to be the most popular Sitcoms in america. Peter.
Peter: Diarrhea.
Trebek: I'm sorry, that's incorrect, and not in the form of a question. Kenshin.
Kenshin: What is The Simpsons?
Trebek: Correct.
Alex: Damn you Kenshin. I knew that one.
Kenshin: I'll take Author's personal lives for 1000.
Trebek: This author has only had one girlfriend who moved away before they kissed. Alex.
Alex: Who is S.Duck?
S.Duck: HEY!!!!!
Trebek: Correct.
S.Duck: -.-....
Alex: I'll take Wal-mart for 1000.
Trebek: This is the number of Walmarts that can fit onto one highway in Arizona. Peter.
Peter: Diarrhea.
Trebek: I'm sorry, thats incorrect, and still not in the form of a question. Kenshin.
Kenshin: What is 40?
Trebek: Correct.
Kenshin: I'll take Porno Films for 1000.
Trebek: This porno was rated number 1 in Alahshia. Alex.
Alex: What is Lord of the Dings?
Trebek: Correct.
Alex: I'll take Adult Content for 1000.
Trebek: This sickness, isn't cured by medicene, but is hurried instead. Peter.
Peter: WHAT IS diarrhea?
Kenshin: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT YOU MORON?
Trebek: That is correct.
Kenshin: O.O'...
Peter: ehehehehehe....diarrhea. I'll take Cologne for 1000.
Trebek: This cologne, is often confused with something you find in the bathroom.
Alex: GASP!!! *thinking* I know this. Its Eau de Toilette, that crappy cologne Garet wears. I'm gonna win. I'm GONNA WIN!!!
Trebek: Kenshin.
Kenshin: What is Eau De Toilette?
Trebek: Correct.
Alex: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!
Narator: Alex tackled Kenshin and started pounding the crap out of him. Peter just stood there and said:
Peter: ehehehehe....diarrhea.
Narator: And while fighting, Alex knocked down a beam, and it landed on Trebek. It didn't even make a scratch, revealing that Alex Trebek is actually a robot. He then destroyed all Hollywood and parts of San- fransisco. Alex, Peter, and Kenshin all survived. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kyle: Wow....that sucked.
S.Duck: Hush you.
Ivanfanatic: I must agree.
S.Duck: NOBODY LOVES ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kyle: You are the biggest over actor.
S.Duck: What? I thought it was very dramatic.
-End-
-No camera men were hurt in the making in this story.....except one. But he's alright now (Duece Bigalo reference. Move along).-
-Tune in next time when: Alex Meets Harry Potter-
Alex Goes on Jeopardy
Disclaimer: I do not own Alex or Golden Sun. I do not own Jeopardy. Peter Griffin or Family Guy. I do not own Kenshin Himura. I also don't own anything mention in the catagories.
By- S.Duck (credits toward Ivanfanatic)
S.Duck: Hey everyone. It's S.Duck here, bringing you whats new with me.
Ivanfanatic: And I'm here to sort out all the lies.
S.Duck: I must say, that I'm finding enjoyment from Megaman Battle Network 3. I play it about 30 minutes a day.
Ivanfanatic: In other words, he's obsessing over it, and will have less time to write.
S.Duck: Why did I invite you to do this again?
Ivanfanatic: Because you didn't. I smelled Ivan and wandered in here.
S.Duck: O.O'''
Ivanfanatic: I have Ivan senses, which btw, are tingling.
S.Duck: Oh alright. Kyle (my narator)! Bring out Ivan.
Kyle: Here. I tied him up for you.
Ivanfanatic: Come on Ivan. Lets go play.
Ivan: MRPH (HELP)!!!!!!
S.Duck: And now, for today's story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anouncer: From the Hollywood studies, This. Iiiiiiiiiiiiis. Jeopardy.
Alex Trebek: Hello everybody, and welcome to Jeopardy. Lets meet our contestants. First, we have Alex from.....hmm....I don't recognize this place. Mr. Alex, where is this Weyard?
Alex: Its actually another world. THAT I WISH TO RULE!!!!
Trebek: Ok then good luck with that. Next is Mr. Peter Griffin from, Rhode Island.
Peter: *pushes buzzer* Diarrhea....eheheheh....diarrhea.
Trebek: Ok good luck with that. Next is Mr. Himura from Japan.
Kenshin: Hello there. I am a wandering samurai and-
Trebek: Don't care.
Kenshin: FOOLISH HOST DON'T INTERUPT THE SAMURAI! *draws his sword*
Trebek: Ok now, lets see our catagories.
Narator: The 6 tv's lit up.
Trebek: Adult Content. Matt Greoning. Wal-Mart. Authors personal lives. Porno films. Cologne. Alex you start.
Alex: Uh...I'll take Matt Greoning for 1000.
Trebek: This cartoon show drawn by Matt Greoning is considered to be the most popular Sitcoms in america. Peter.
Peter: Diarrhea.
Trebek: I'm sorry, that's incorrect, and not in the form of a question. Kenshin.
Kenshin: What is The Simpsons?
Trebek: Correct.
Alex: Damn you Kenshin. I knew that one.
Kenshin: I'll take Author's personal lives for 1000.
Trebek: This author has only had one girlfriend who moved away before they kissed. Alex.
Alex: Who is S.Duck?
S.Duck: HEY!!!!!
Trebek: Correct.
S.Duck: -.-....
Alex: I'll take Wal-mart for 1000.
Trebek: This is the number of Walmarts that can fit onto one highway in Arizona. Peter.
Peter: Diarrhea.
Trebek: I'm sorry, thats incorrect, and still not in the form of a question. Kenshin.
Kenshin: What is 40?
Trebek: Correct.
Kenshin: I'll take Porno Films for 1000.
Trebek: This porno was rated number 1 in Alahshia. Alex.
Alex: What is Lord of the Dings?
Trebek: Correct.
Alex: I'll take Adult Content for 1000.
Trebek: This sickness, isn't cured by medicene, but is hurried instead. Peter.
Peter: WHAT IS diarrhea?
Kenshin: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT YOU MORON?
Trebek: That is correct.
Kenshin: O.O'...
Peter: ehehehehehe....diarrhea. I'll take Cologne for 1000.
Trebek: This cologne, is often confused with something you find in the bathroom.
Alex: GASP!!! *thinking* I know this. Its Eau de Toilette, that crappy cologne Garet wears. I'm gonna win. I'm GONNA WIN!!!
Trebek: Kenshin.
Kenshin: What is Eau De Toilette?
Trebek: Correct.
Alex: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!
Narator: Alex tackled Kenshin and started pounding the crap out of him. Peter just stood there and said:
Peter: ehehehehe....diarrhea.
Narator: And while fighting, Alex knocked down a beam, and it landed on Trebek. It didn't even make a scratch, revealing that Alex Trebek is actually a robot. He then destroyed all Hollywood and parts of San- fransisco. Alex, Peter, and Kenshin all survived. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kyle: Wow....that sucked.
S.Duck: Hush you.
Ivanfanatic: I must agree.
S.Duck: NOBODY LOVES ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kyle: You are the biggest over actor.
S.Duck: What? I thought it was very dramatic.
-End-
-No camera men were hurt in the making in this story.....except one. But he's alright now (Duece Bigalo reference. Move along).-
-Tune in next time when: Alex Meets Harry Potter-
