The Alex Chronicles
Alex goes to the Center of the Earth
Dislcaimer: I do not own Alex or Golden Sun. I also do not own Shadow the Hedgehog. Idea for story came for may narator, Kyle.
By- S.Duck
Narator: It was another day in...whatever city the Golden Sun gang lives in. Shadow had come over to Alex's house, because he had nothing to do. He and Alex just played drunk games.
Shadow: It landed in the glass. DRINK!!!
Narator: Alex picked up the glass and drank all the beer. After they ran out, Alex and Shadow made some popcorn as Garet brought Mia home and tried to impress her. It wasn't going to well.
Mia: No thanks Garet. I really don't want anything to eat.
Garet: OH COME ON!!! You don't want to try these hot cookies I made?
Mia: I'd rather not...
Garet: You afriad I put Knock-out pills in them again?
Mia: Yes.
Garet: Well I didn't this time.
Mia: Prove it.
Garet: How?
Mia: Eat one yourself.
Garet: err.....
Mia: Well?
Narator: Garet grabbed a cookie and ate it. He fainted immediatly.
Mia: Thought so. Hey! *looking toward Shadow and Alex* want to help me throw his body into the dumpster down at the corner market?
Narator: Alex and Shadow shruged. They had nothing better the do. Alex grabbed Garets legs, and started to drag him down the street. They finaly reached the market and picked Garet up. They swung him around a little and threw him. He landed right on top of some year old applesauce containers that all burst open, covering Garet with the disgusting goo.
Mia: Hee hee. Thanks guys.
Alex: No problem.
Mia: Want to walk me home?
Shadow: Sure.
Narator: They started walking. Half way down the street the ground started shaking.
Mia: What that?
Alex: Earthquake?
Shadow: Strong one!
Alex: Watch out Mia!!!
Narator: The ground under Mia broke open, and she started to fall. Alex and Shadow ran over to her and grabbed her arms. They tried pulling her up, but it was no use. They all got pulled down into the hole....Alex woke up. It was dark.
Alex: Wha.....where am I? Shadow? Mia?
Narator: He could faintly see them.
Alex: Well....this isn't good.
Shadow: err....
Mia: uhh......
Shadow: What happened?
Mia: We must have fallen into the hole.
Shadow: No shit. How should we get out?
Mia: Alex!
Alex: WHA?!?!?1
Mia: Can't you teleport?
Alex: Yeah....but....
Mia: What?
Alex: I wanna explore a little.
Shadow: Me too.
Mia: Wha? But....but it's like, dark down here.
Shadow: Problem solved. CHAOS CONTROL!!!
Narator: The place lit up.
Alex: Better? Hey I see a cave over there!
Mia: -.-......great......
Narator: They started walking. They walked down farther and farther. They finally came to a huge boulder blocking the path. It had writing on it. It said: CENTER OF EARTH.
Mia: I'll take it out.
Alex: Why the sudden interest?
Mia: Uh.......hmmm......I have no clue.
Shadow: Whatever. Really think you can take it out?
Mia: Sure! It's simple. Watch.
Narator: Mia raised her left hand (Mia's left handed didn't ya know?). It started getting cold. Suddenly, the huge boulder was now a huge iceburg.
Mia: HIYA!!!
Narator: Mia karate chopped it. It shattered into about 100 pieces. 10 of them hitting Alex in the eye.
Alex: AHH DAMN!
Narator: Beyond the boulder, was the most beautiful thing they ever saw........
Shadow: SWEET!!!! A BAR!!!!!! A BAR WITH FREE BEER!!!!!
Alex: YES!!!
Mia: ALRIGHTY!!!!
Narator: After 8-10 drinks...
Mia: LOL I M TEH L33+N33S LMAO STFU!!!
Alex: LMAO U NOT THE L33+N33S. I M TEH L33+N33S.
Shadow: Why are you guys talking like that?
Mia: Simulating we're drunker than we really are, ya little hampster.
Alex: It makes the story funnier in a way that makes me laugh like this. HA HA. Like that only funnier.
Shadow: Oh. Carry on.
Mia: LMAO I T!-!IN! \/\/3 N33!) 2 ST00P N0\/\/.
Alex: Y?
Mia: Because I can't talk anymore.....Its to hot down here. I'm gonna take off my clothes. *CENSORED* (this is PG-13 don't forget).
Bartender: Ok I think you three had enough.
Shadow: What about me? I'm not drunk yet.
Bartender: How will I know when your drunk?
Shadow: When I do this. *break into opening dance theme from Austin Powers with everyone in the bar joining in*.
Bartender: Ok.
Shadow: So another beer here. *after 5 more drinks* *break into opening dance theme from Austin Powers with everyone in the bar joining in*.
Bartender: Ok, I think you've had enough.
Shadow: I haven't had enough....I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!
Bartender: What about your two friends there? They've been passed out on the floor for about 30 minutes now.
Shadow: Alright, I'll take them home. But I expect a full pitcher when I get back. Now gimme my keys.
Bartender: Here you go.
Narator: The bartender hands Shadow a set of keys. Shadow picks up Alex and Mia and starts running.
Bartender: Waitaminute. HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY KEYS!!!
Narator: Shadow reached the surface. He met Garet right outside of the hole, who was covered in trash. He was hopefully walking home to take a shower. He smelled.
Shadow: Hey Garet.
Garet: Hey Shadow. Man...I just had the weirdest dream....and I woke up in a dumpster after it. What happened to Alex and Mia?
Shadow: We fell into this hole, went down to the center of the Earth, found it was a bar, and got tanked. Which reminds me, I got full pitcher down there. Want these?
Narator: Shadow threw Garet the set of keys.
Garet: Sure. Whats are they for?
Shadow: How the hell should I know?
Narator: Shadow ran back into the hole. Garet picked up Alex and Mia and brought them home...and before Garet even walked in the door, Mia woke up, slapped him about 15 times, and went over to Isaacs' house. Garet threw Alex on the couch, went into the kitchen, and had a few cookies.
-End-
-Tune in next time when: Alex goes on a Date-
Alex goes to the Center of the Earth
Dislcaimer: I do not own Alex or Golden Sun. I also do not own Shadow the Hedgehog. Idea for story came for may narator, Kyle.
By- S.Duck
Narator: It was another day in...whatever city the Golden Sun gang lives in. Shadow had come over to Alex's house, because he had nothing to do. He and Alex just played drunk games.
Shadow: It landed in the glass. DRINK!!!
Narator: Alex picked up the glass and drank all the beer. After they ran out, Alex and Shadow made some popcorn as Garet brought Mia home and tried to impress her. It wasn't going to well.
Mia: No thanks Garet. I really don't want anything to eat.
Garet: OH COME ON!!! You don't want to try these hot cookies I made?
Mia: I'd rather not...
Garet: You afriad I put Knock-out pills in them again?
Mia: Yes.
Garet: Well I didn't this time.
Mia: Prove it.
Garet: How?
Mia: Eat one yourself.
Garet: err.....
Mia: Well?
Narator: Garet grabbed a cookie and ate it. He fainted immediatly.
Mia: Thought so. Hey! *looking toward Shadow and Alex* want to help me throw his body into the dumpster down at the corner market?
Narator: Alex and Shadow shruged. They had nothing better the do. Alex grabbed Garets legs, and started to drag him down the street. They finaly reached the market and picked Garet up. They swung him around a little and threw him. He landed right on top of some year old applesauce containers that all burst open, covering Garet with the disgusting goo.
Mia: Hee hee. Thanks guys.
Alex: No problem.
Mia: Want to walk me home?
Shadow: Sure.
Narator: They started walking. Half way down the street the ground started shaking.
Mia: What that?
Alex: Earthquake?
Shadow: Strong one!
Alex: Watch out Mia!!!
Narator: The ground under Mia broke open, and she started to fall. Alex and Shadow ran over to her and grabbed her arms. They tried pulling her up, but it was no use. They all got pulled down into the hole....Alex woke up. It was dark.
Alex: Wha.....where am I? Shadow? Mia?
Narator: He could faintly see them.
Alex: Well....this isn't good.
Shadow: err....
Mia: uhh......
Shadow: What happened?
Mia: We must have fallen into the hole.
Shadow: No shit. How should we get out?
Mia: Alex!
Alex: WHA?!?!?1
Mia: Can't you teleport?
Alex: Yeah....but....
Mia: What?
Alex: I wanna explore a little.
Shadow: Me too.
Mia: Wha? But....but it's like, dark down here.
Shadow: Problem solved. CHAOS CONTROL!!!
Narator: The place lit up.
Alex: Better? Hey I see a cave over there!
Mia: -.-......great......
Narator: They started walking. They walked down farther and farther. They finally came to a huge boulder blocking the path. It had writing on it. It said: CENTER OF EARTH.
Mia: I'll take it out.
Alex: Why the sudden interest?
Mia: Uh.......hmmm......I have no clue.
Shadow: Whatever. Really think you can take it out?
Mia: Sure! It's simple. Watch.
Narator: Mia raised her left hand (Mia's left handed didn't ya know?). It started getting cold. Suddenly, the huge boulder was now a huge iceburg.
Mia: HIYA!!!
Narator: Mia karate chopped it. It shattered into about 100 pieces. 10 of them hitting Alex in the eye.
Alex: AHH DAMN!
Narator: Beyond the boulder, was the most beautiful thing they ever saw........
Shadow: SWEET!!!! A BAR!!!!!! A BAR WITH FREE BEER!!!!!
Alex: YES!!!
Mia: ALRIGHTY!!!!
Narator: After 8-10 drinks...
Mia: LOL I M TEH L33+N33S LMAO STFU!!!
Alex: LMAO U NOT THE L33+N33S. I M TEH L33+N33S.
Shadow: Why are you guys talking like that?
Mia: Simulating we're drunker than we really are, ya little hampster.
Alex: It makes the story funnier in a way that makes me laugh like this. HA HA. Like that only funnier.
Shadow: Oh. Carry on.
Mia: LMAO I T!-!IN! \/\/3 N33!) 2 ST00P N0\/\/.
Alex: Y?
Mia: Because I can't talk anymore.....Its to hot down here. I'm gonna take off my clothes. *CENSORED* (this is PG-13 don't forget).
Bartender: Ok I think you three had enough.
Shadow: What about me? I'm not drunk yet.
Bartender: How will I know when your drunk?
Shadow: When I do this. *break into opening dance theme from Austin Powers with everyone in the bar joining in*.
Bartender: Ok.
Shadow: So another beer here. *after 5 more drinks* *break into opening dance theme from Austin Powers with everyone in the bar joining in*.
Bartender: Ok, I think you've had enough.
Shadow: I haven't had enough....I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!
Bartender: What about your two friends there? They've been passed out on the floor for about 30 minutes now.
Shadow: Alright, I'll take them home. But I expect a full pitcher when I get back. Now gimme my keys.
Bartender: Here you go.
Narator: The bartender hands Shadow a set of keys. Shadow picks up Alex and Mia and starts running.
Bartender: Waitaminute. HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY KEYS!!!
Narator: Shadow reached the surface. He met Garet right outside of the hole, who was covered in trash. He was hopefully walking home to take a shower. He smelled.
Shadow: Hey Garet.
Garet: Hey Shadow. Man...I just had the weirdest dream....and I woke up in a dumpster after it. What happened to Alex and Mia?
Shadow: We fell into this hole, went down to the center of the Earth, found it was a bar, and got tanked. Which reminds me, I got full pitcher down there. Want these?
Narator: Shadow threw Garet the set of keys.
Garet: Sure. Whats are they for?
Shadow: How the hell should I know?
Narator: Shadow ran back into the hole. Garet picked up Alex and Mia and brought them home...and before Garet even walked in the door, Mia woke up, slapped him about 15 times, and went over to Isaacs' house. Garet threw Alex on the couch, went into the kitchen, and had a few cookies.
-End-
-Tune in next time when: Alex goes on a Date-
