(Regular disclaimer)
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SATURDAY EVENING EXTRA!
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"Today was fun" Maya said while driving and heard two whimpers of responses from her male counterparts.
"Fun for you... you had to park all the way to the end of the parking lot? It felt like the other end of the world" Makoto said from the passenger seat only to get another grunt from Shigeru.
"And you call yourselves men", she said as she got view of a Burger King to the side," hey want to grab a bite to eat on the way, well go drive through and eat it at home."
"Sure"
"Whatever"
After a minute or so Maya turned to the BK parking lot and got online to the drive thru. Then they pulled up to the speaker where the employee greeted them.
"Welcome to Burger Kingdom..."
"Its King" said a voice in the background.
"Indeed, King, how may I make you hamburger?"
'That voice sounds so familiar...' Maya thought to herself, "Yeah Id like three whooper meals combos and make them king size too"
"Affirmative, drive up to the viewing window to receive your billing information"
Maya pulled up to the window and waited for the guy to come up and tell her how much she owed.
"You know they usually tell you at the speaker" Shigeru said after listening in to the creepy guy on the intercom.
"I know but that voice sounds so familiar... hey Makoto what's wrong" she asked looking at the pale face of her friend looking at something behind her. Fearing for what she might find she slowly began to turn only to find Commander Gendo Ikari in a Burger King outfit staring at her without any emotion. Shigeru's mouth hit the floor of the car.
"Ah it is you three that work at NERV... I would greatly appreciate it if you do not speak a word of this to anyone else, NERV confidentiality" he said voice tone never changing, "if you do not agree to these terms the van over there", he pointed to a black van parked on the corner," will follow you until you get into an area where there are no witnesses and kill you mercilessly", he then went into the back and brought them their food, "your meals for tonight and remember we love to see you smile" didn't help he said it deadpan.
"That's McDonalds!" someone yelled from the back
"Indeed"
Maya sped off as fast as her car can drive into the highway and proceeded to go over the speed limit until they were far far away from that place.
"..."
"..."
"..." Makoto threw the food out the window as he lost his appetite. Shigeru was looking if that black van followed them.
