The Alex Chronicles
Alex goes on a Date Part 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Alex, or Golden Sun. I also do not own Britney Spears. I would like to, but I don't.
By-S.Duck
S.Duck: Hey everyone. Before we start, I'd just like to thank Britney Spears for agreeing to do this story with Alex. I would like to mention that she does not act like this in real life. Right Britney?
Britney: That is correct. I am actually more concerned about the depleting rain forest than my boobs. While they are nice, I like people to appreciate me for mind. S.Duck here understands that right?
S.Duck:........
Britney: Hello?
S.Duck: The only word I understood there was boobs.
Britney: -.-....
Ivanfanatic: And now for today's story.
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Britney: So, like, why do you look like a girl?
Alex: I DO NOT!!! Girls have boobs don't they?
Britney: Yes, and I have extremly big ones. That reminds me. My bra is too small to fit me. Can we go pick a new one up? Hey! You can help me try it on.
Alex:.............sure................
Britney: Why are you sweating? Haven't you ever gone out with an extremly popular singer with extremly big boobs before?
Alex: *shaking head slowly and nerviously, trying not to look like an idiot*
Britney: Really? Thats amazing! Because even though it's sometimes hard to tell your a guy, your really cute.
Alex: *faints*
Britney: *steals money from wallet, along with credit card* (he shoulda swithed to a Capitol One no hastle card)
Narator: Alex was out for about an hour. All the while, Britney went and got herself a new bra, and car, and a few other things, with Alex's money. Finaly, she got back to Alex as soon as he was waking up.
Britney: Have a nice nap cutie?
Alex: What happened?
Britney: You fainted. I hope you don't mind that I took your money and bought myself a new bra, a new car, fuzzy dice to go with car, a few new dresses, some really tight shirts.....
Narator: The list went on for an hour. All the while, Alex lost his smile and was slowly going in a shocked look. If Britney hadn't stoped right before she got to shoes, Alex probably woulda fainted.
Britney: Hey, are you alright?
Alex: Well, I'm poor now....
Britney: Oh thats ok, I can pay you back every penny.
Alex: You can?
Britney: HELLO? I'm Britney Spears remember? I'm rich!
Alex: So why didn't you use your own money to buy that stuff?
Britney: ........thats a good question.
Alex: Well, even if I had the money, we've missed mini-golfing and movies. Let's just go to the party. (I can't wait to see the look on Garet's face when he see's I'm with Britney Spears Ha ha!.)
Britney: What was that?
Alex: Huh?
Britney: You just said something about seeing the look on someone's face when they saw me.
Alex: Hey! That's a soliloquy. It means I'm talking to myself. Your not supposed to hear it.
Britney: Oh neato! Can I do one? (This is gonna be great.....hee hee.)
Narator: So Alex and Britney got into Britney's new car and drove back to the house. Loud music was booming.
Alex: Ok. Ready?
Britney: Yep!
Narator: Alex walked up to the door, and put the key in. He opened the door and...
Everyone but Alex: SURPRIZE!!!!!!!
Alex: WHA?!?!?!?!?!
Narator: Garet walked up to Alex.
Garet: Man, you shoulda seen the look on your face. I can't believe you forgot it was your B-day.
Alex: Huh?
Garet: Yep! We arranged all this just for you. Come on out!
Narator: Samus Aran, The host, the host lady from The Weakest Link, and the model girl all stepped out from behind the closet door.
Host: This all was arranged for you!
Alex: But-
Host: Yes, everything. We faked killing the host lady from the weakest link and the Model Girl. We even convinced Britney Spears to go on a date with you. Unfortunatly, you passed out which made it less fun for us.
Alex: But-
Britney: But how could they see us? Come on out!
Narator: The film crew from CBS came out.
Britney: We were filming our date. And don't worry, I'll still pay you back for all the money I spent.
Alex: BUT-
Garet: But how did all this happen? I went down to CBS the other day and gave them this idea. The show'll be on next Tuesday! I can't wait to watch it! Come one everybody!
Everyone but Alex: HAPPY BIRTHDA-
Alex: EVERYONE!!!
Narator: And everyone shut-
Alex: YOU TOO NARATOR!!!
Narator: oops.
Alex: Everyone.....while I appreciate everything you did......my birthday's next week.
Everyone but Alex: O.O..............*turning toward Garet*
Garet: oops......heh heh.......well uh......this'll be a great show huh? Heh heh.....I'll start running now...
-End-
-Join us next time when: Alex gets a Job-
Alex goes on a Date Part 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Alex, or Golden Sun. I also do not own Britney Spears. I would like to, but I don't.
By-S.Duck
S.Duck: Hey everyone. Before we start, I'd just like to thank Britney Spears for agreeing to do this story with Alex. I would like to mention that she does not act like this in real life. Right Britney?
Britney: That is correct. I am actually more concerned about the depleting rain forest than my boobs. While they are nice, I like people to appreciate me for mind. S.Duck here understands that right?
S.Duck:........
Britney: Hello?
S.Duck: The only word I understood there was boobs.
Britney: -.-....
Ivanfanatic: And now for today's story.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Britney: So, like, why do you look like a girl?
Alex: I DO NOT!!! Girls have boobs don't they?
Britney: Yes, and I have extremly big ones. That reminds me. My bra is too small to fit me. Can we go pick a new one up? Hey! You can help me try it on.
Alex:.............sure................
Britney: Why are you sweating? Haven't you ever gone out with an extremly popular singer with extremly big boobs before?
Alex: *shaking head slowly and nerviously, trying not to look like an idiot*
Britney: Really? Thats amazing! Because even though it's sometimes hard to tell your a guy, your really cute.
Alex: *faints*
Britney: *steals money from wallet, along with credit card* (he shoulda swithed to a Capitol One no hastle card)
Narator: Alex was out for about an hour. All the while, Britney went and got herself a new bra, and car, and a few other things, with Alex's money. Finaly, she got back to Alex as soon as he was waking up.
Britney: Have a nice nap cutie?
Alex: What happened?
Britney: You fainted. I hope you don't mind that I took your money and bought myself a new bra, a new car, fuzzy dice to go with car, a few new dresses, some really tight shirts.....
Narator: The list went on for an hour. All the while, Alex lost his smile and was slowly going in a shocked look. If Britney hadn't stoped right before she got to shoes, Alex probably woulda fainted.
Britney: Hey, are you alright?
Alex: Well, I'm poor now....
Britney: Oh thats ok, I can pay you back every penny.
Alex: You can?
Britney: HELLO? I'm Britney Spears remember? I'm rich!
Alex: So why didn't you use your own money to buy that stuff?
Britney: ........thats a good question.
Alex: Well, even if I had the money, we've missed mini-golfing and movies. Let's just go to the party. (I can't wait to see the look on Garet's face when he see's I'm with Britney Spears Ha ha!.)
Britney: What was that?
Alex: Huh?
Britney: You just said something about seeing the look on someone's face when they saw me.
Alex: Hey! That's a soliloquy. It means I'm talking to myself. Your not supposed to hear it.
Britney: Oh neato! Can I do one? (This is gonna be great.....hee hee.)
Narator: So Alex and Britney got into Britney's new car and drove back to the house. Loud music was booming.
Alex: Ok. Ready?
Britney: Yep!
Narator: Alex walked up to the door, and put the key in. He opened the door and...
Everyone but Alex: SURPRIZE!!!!!!!
Alex: WHA?!?!?!?!?!
Narator: Garet walked up to Alex.
Garet: Man, you shoulda seen the look on your face. I can't believe you forgot it was your B-day.
Alex: Huh?
Garet: Yep! We arranged all this just for you. Come on out!
Narator: Samus Aran, The host, the host lady from The Weakest Link, and the model girl all stepped out from behind the closet door.
Host: This all was arranged for you!
Alex: But-
Host: Yes, everything. We faked killing the host lady from the weakest link and the Model Girl. We even convinced Britney Spears to go on a date with you. Unfortunatly, you passed out which made it less fun for us.
Alex: But-
Britney: But how could they see us? Come on out!
Narator: The film crew from CBS came out.
Britney: We were filming our date. And don't worry, I'll still pay you back for all the money I spent.
Alex: BUT-
Garet: But how did all this happen? I went down to CBS the other day and gave them this idea. The show'll be on next Tuesday! I can't wait to watch it! Come one everybody!
Everyone but Alex: HAPPY BIRTHDA-
Alex: EVERYONE!!!
Narator: And everyone shut-
Alex: YOU TOO NARATOR!!!
Narator: oops.
Alex: Everyone.....while I appreciate everything you did......my birthday's next week.
Everyone but Alex: O.O..............*turning toward Garet*
Garet: oops......heh heh.......well uh......this'll be a great show huh? Heh heh.....I'll start running now...
-End-
-Join us next time when: Alex gets a Job-
