The Alex Chronicles

Alex goes on a Date Part 2

Disclaimer: I do not own Alex, or Golden Sun. I also do not own Britney Spears. I would like to, but I don't.

By-S.Duck

S.Duck: Hey everyone. Before we start, I'd just like to thank Britney Spears for agreeing to do this story with Alex. I would like to mention that she does not act like this in real life. Right Britney?

Britney: That is correct. I am actually more concerned about the depleting rain forest than my boobs. While they are nice, I like people to appreciate me for mind. S.Duck here understands that right?

S.Duck:........

Britney: Hello?

S.Duck: The only word I understood there was boobs.

Britney: -.-....

Ivanfanatic: And now for today's story.

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Britney: So, like, why do you look like a girl?

Alex: I DO NOT!!! Girls have boobs don't they?

Britney: Yes, and I have extremly big ones. That reminds me. My bra is too small to fit me. Can we go pick a new one up? Hey! You can help me try it on.

Alex:.............sure................

Britney: Why are you sweating? Haven't you ever gone out with an extremly popular singer with extremly big boobs before?

Alex: *shaking head slowly and nerviously, trying not to look like an idiot*

Britney: Really? Thats amazing! Because even though it's sometimes hard to tell your a guy, your really cute.

Alex: *faints*

Britney: *steals money from wallet, along with credit card* (he shoulda swithed to a Capitol One no hastle card)

Narator: Alex was out for about an hour. All the while, Britney went and got herself a new bra, and car, and a few other things, with Alex's money. Finaly, she got back to Alex as soon as he was waking up.

Britney: Have a nice nap cutie?

Alex: What happened?

Britney: You fainted. I hope you don't mind that I took your money and bought myself a new bra, a new car, fuzzy dice to go with car, a few new dresses, some really tight shirts.....

Narator: The list went on for an hour. All the while, Alex lost his smile and was slowly going in a shocked look. If Britney hadn't stoped right before she got to shoes, Alex probably woulda fainted.

Britney: Hey, are you alright?

Alex: Well, I'm poor now....

Britney: Oh thats ok, I can pay you back every penny.

Alex: You can?

Britney: HELLO? I'm Britney Spears remember? I'm rich!

Alex: So why didn't you use your own money to buy that stuff?

Britney: ........thats a good question.

Alex: Well, even if I had the money, we've missed mini-golfing and movies. Let's just go to the party. (I can't wait to see the look on Garet's face when he see's I'm with Britney Spears Ha ha!.)

Britney: What was that?

Alex: Huh?

Britney: You just said something about seeing the look on someone's face when they saw me.

Alex: Hey! That's a soliloquy. It means I'm talking to myself. Your not supposed to hear it.

Britney: Oh neato! Can I do one? (This is gonna be great.....hee hee.)

Narator: So Alex and Britney got into Britney's new car and drove back to the house. Loud music was booming.

Alex: Ok. Ready?

Britney: Yep!

Narator: Alex walked up to the door, and put the key in. He opened the door and...

Everyone but Alex: SURPRIZE!!!!!!!

Alex: WHA?!?!?!?!?!

Narator: Garet walked up to Alex.

Garet: Man, you shoulda seen the look on your face. I can't believe you forgot it was your B-day.

Alex: Huh?

Garet: Yep! We arranged all this just for you. Come on out!

Narator: Samus Aran, The host, the host lady from The Weakest Link, and the model girl all stepped out from behind the closet door.

Host: This all was arranged for you!

Alex: But-

Host: Yes, everything. We faked killing the host lady from the weakest link and the Model Girl. We even convinced Britney Spears to go on a date with you. Unfortunatly, you passed out which made it less fun for us.

Alex: But-

Britney: But how could they see us? Come on out!

Narator: The film crew from CBS came out.

Britney: We were filming our date. And don't worry, I'll still pay you back for all the money I spent.

Alex: BUT-

Garet: But how did all this happen? I went down to CBS the other day and gave them this idea. The show'll be on next Tuesday! I can't wait to watch it! Come one everybody!

Everyone but Alex: HAPPY BIRTHDA-

Alex: EVERYONE!!!

Narator: And everyone shut-

Alex: YOU TOO NARATOR!!!

Narator: oops.

Alex: Everyone.....while I appreciate everything you did......my birthday's next week.

Everyone but Alex: O.O..............*turning toward Garet*

Garet: oops......heh heh.......well uh......this'll be a great show huh? Heh heh.....I'll start running now...

-End-

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