The Alex Chronicles
-S.Duck
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Golden Sun or Mc'Donalds.
-Alex Vs. Bureaucracy Part 1- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ S.Duck: Alright Alright....stop emailing me. New chapter. Oh, and Flying Baboons, the S. stands for Shadow. So...sorry I haven't updated that much. I've been really busy lately. From Band to Mens acapella, German club to art class, I've been up to my knees in stuff to do. Oh....and Soul Calibur 2 has kept me a little busy. Heheh...anyways....Heres the next chapter. Enjoy.
Kyle: Cuz if you don't *raises fist*
S.Duck: WHAT THE?!?! HOW'D YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!
Ivanfanatic: Backdoor was open.
S.Duck: GET OUT!!!
Kyle: We got nachos.
S.Duck: O.O....
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Garet: Dammit Alex, get a job.
Alex: Jeh.......awb?
Garet: YOU KNOW WHAT A JOB IS YOU STUPID MORON!!!
Alex: Why the hell should I get a job?
Garet: Because I'm the only one paying the rent around here. I actually do something for a living.
Alex: If you count pillaging Isaacs house of all its riches.
Garet: Heh, he still thinks it was a penguin who stole his CD Player.
Alex: Screw you.
Garet: Your getting a job!
Narator: Felix walked in the door.
Felix: Hey guys. Figured I'd visit. Isaac thinks I'm looking for that penguin again so I got time.
Alex: It's strange, I always thought Isaac was smart.
Garet: Maybe because the only time you were around him, he was a mute.
Alex: Oh yeah. How'd he get his voice back?
Felix: He didn't. He stole mine.
Alex: Then you?
Felix: I stole mine from Tom Arnold. I think I made the world happier that day. Now what were you guys yelling about before?
Garet: You heard that?
Felix: The entire city heard it.
Alex: If you heard it, why do you need to ask?
Felix: uh........DAMN PARADOX!!!
Alex: I blame the author.
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S.Duck: Nobody likes me.
Kyle: Shut up and have another nacho.
S.Duck: YAY!!!
Ivan: I want one!
Ivanfanatic: You can't have any. Sugar makes you hyperactive.
Ivan: What are you talking about? There are no-
Ivanfanatic: A bah bah bah. Don't make me tell your sister you ate sugar.
Ivan: grr....
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Garet: For the last time....GET A JOB!!!!
Alex: FINE!!!
Narator: Alex walked outside.
Alex: Now...where can I get a job.
Narator: Alex looked up, and saw a now hiring sign.
Alex: AWESOME!!! Now, what is thi- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Narator: It was the worst place imaginable.....MC'DONALDS!!!!!
Alex: SCREW YOU AUTHOR!!!!!
Narator: A bolt of lightning came down from the sky and stuck Alex.
Alex: COUGH....fine....I'll take the job...
Narator: A few hours later...
Alex: Would you like fries with that?
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-What will happen next time on the Alex Chronicles? Will Alex survive working at Mc'donalds? Or will another part of Mist and Shades adventure be revealed?
S.Duck: Will Kyle ever stop HOGGIN THE NACHOS?
Kyle: SCREW YOU AUTHOR DUDE!!!!
Ivanfanatic: -.-'.....only time shall tell.
-S.Duck
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Golden Sun or Mc'Donalds.
-Alex Vs. Bureaucracy Part 1- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ S.Duck: Alright Alright....stop emailing me. New chapter. Oh, and Flying Baboons, the S. stands for Shadow. So...sorry I haven't updated that much. I've been really busy lately. From Band to Mens acapella, German club to art class, I've been up to my knees in stuff to do. Oh....and Soul Calibur 2 has kept me a little busy. Heheh...anyways....Heres the next chapter. Enjoy.
Kyle: Cuz if you don't *raises fist*
S.Duck: WHAT THE?!?! HOW'D YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!
Ivanfanatic: Backdoor was open.
S.Duck: GET OUT!!!
Kyle: We got nachos.
S.Duck: O.O....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Garet: Dammit Alex, get a job.
Alex: Jeh.......awb?
Garet: YOU KNOW WHAT A JOB IS YOU STUPID MORON!!!
Alex: Why the hell should I get a job?
Garet: Because I'm the only one paying the rent around here. I actually do something for a living.
Alex: If you count pillaging Isaacs house of all its riches.
Garet: Heh, he still thinks it was a penguin who stole his CD Player.
Alex: Screw you.
Garet: Your getting a job!
Narator: Felix walked in the door.
Felix: Hey guys. Figured I'd visit. Isaac thinks I'm looking for that penguin again so I got time.
Alex: It's strange, I always thought Isaac was smart.
Garet: Maybe because the only time you were around him, he was a mute.
Alex: Oh yeah. How'd he get his voice back?
Felix: He didn't. He stole mine.
Alex: Then you?
Felix: I stole mine from Tom Arnold. I think I made the world happier that day. Now what were you guys yelling about before?
Garet: You heard that?
Felix: The entire city heard it.
Alex: If you heard it, why do you need to ask?
Felix: uh........DAMN PARADOX!!!
Alex: I blame the author.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
S.Duck: Nobody likes me.
Kyle: Shut up and have another nacho.
S.Duck: YAY!!!
Ivan: I want one!
Ivanfanatic: You can't have any. Sugar makes you hyperactive.
Ivan: What are you talking about? There are no-
Ivanfanatic: A bah bah bah. Don't make me tell your sister you ate sugar.
Ivan: grr....
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Garet: For the last time....GET A JOB!!!!
Alex: FINE!!!
Narator: Alex walked outside.
Alex: Now...where can I get a job.
Narator: Alex looked up, and saw a now hiring sign.
Alex: AWESOME!!! Now, what is thi- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Narator: It was the worst place imaginable.....MC'DONALDS!!!!!
Alex: SCREW YOU AUTHOR!!!!!
Narator: A bolt of lightning came down from the sky and stuck Alex.
Alex: COUGH....fine....I'll take the job...
Narator: A few hours later...
Alex: Would you like fries with that?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-What will happen next time on the Alex Chronicles? Will Alex survive working at Mc'donalds? Or will another part of Mist and Shades adventure be revealed?
S.Duck: Will Kyle ever stop HOGGIN THE NACHOS?
Kyle: SCREW YOU AUTHOR DUDE!!!!
Ivanfanatic: -.-'.....only time shall tell.
