The Alex chronicles
-S.Duck
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Golden sun or Mc Donalds.
-Alex Vs. Bureaucracy Part 2-
S.Duck: Hey everyone! Another chapter for ya. Ya know, it makes me happy when people give me good reviews. Not because I'm conceited, but because I love making you people happy.
Kyle/Ivanfanatic/Ivan: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! YOU NOT CONCEITED!!!!! LMAO!!! THATS A GOOD ONE!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
S.Duck: SHUT UP!!!!
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Alex: grr....
Cashier guy: Alex.
Alex: Cashier guy.
Cashier guy: I do have a name.
Alex: Even if I cared, I don't want to hear it.
Cashier guy: Well, I'll tell you anyway.
Alex: If it will get you to shut the hell up.
Cashier guy: My name is.......TOM!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Alex:.....
Tom: FEAR MY AWESOME NAME!!!
Alex: May I asked you a question?
Tom: Yes puny mortal?
Alex: Are you gay?
Tom: WHAT?!?!?!
Alex: Just asking.
Tom: DO YOU WANNA BE FIRED?
Alex: Yes.
Tom:....oh. Well, Your NOT fired. Nyah.
Alex: So?
Tom: DAMMIT STOP ABSORBING MY INSULTS!!
Alex: Nyah.
Tom: Hey. Don't make me sick the clown on you.
Narator: Alex looked over and saw Ronald Mc'donald on a chain, growling and drooling all over himself.
Alex: O_O....
Tom: Yeah...its not a pretty site is it. He got fed up with all the happieness and smiles, he went psycho. We lost good men and women that day.
Alex: Holy.....crap.
Tom: Ok, heres how to work the cashier.
Narator: Tom explained how to use the cashier. I showed Alex how to open it, make change, the works.
Tom: Now, you run the cashier while I go take a nap.
Alex: Wait! I gotta go to the bathroom.
Tom: Hold it till my shift.
Alex: Whens that?
Tom: 5 hours from now.
Alex: O.O.....................................
Narator: So, Alex worked at the cashier for 5 hours. He dealt with angry bikers, snot nosed teens, and that old lady from the first chapter came in and fainted at the site of him there.
Finaly...
Tom: alright, my shift. You got a 20 minute break, then you got dishes.
Alex: YES!!!!!!
Narator: Alex ran straight into the bathroom, and just started going.
Alex: Best.......wiz.......EVER!
Narator: After his wiz, Alex walked out of the bathroom, and right into Tom.
Tom: One of our cashiers couldn't make it. You'll have to fill in.
Alex: WHAT?!?!?!
Tom: You want money?
Alex: grr....
Narator: So, Alex worked the second cashier...after a few hours....
Alex: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! Its....its..........THE DUCK!!
Narator: Thats right. The duck from the first chapter was back. And he looked pissed.
Alex: Back for more, eh duck?
Duck: Quack quack quack (you beat me last time, but this time, THE FRIES WILL BE MINE!!!)
Alex: We'll see about that duck!
Narator: And Alex drew his sword.
Tom: WHAT THE HELL? Alex, are you about to fight that duck?
Alex: Yes. He wants the fries.
Tom:.......MORON FIGHT!!!!
Narator: Everyone inside, and around that Mc Donalds gathered round.
Alex: You shall not defeat me duck.
-Will Alex be able to stop the duck from stealing all the fries? When will we see Mist and Shade again? And will Rocky and Bullwinkle be able to survive this adventure? Find out next time on
DUCK!
or
To Quack, or not to quack.
-S.Duck
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Golden sun or Mc Donalds.
-Alex Vs. Bureaucracy Part 2-
S.Duck: Hey everyone! Another chapter for ya. Ya know, it makes me happy when people give me good reviews. Not because I'm conceited, but because I love making you people happy.
Kyle/Ivanfanatic/Ivan: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! YOU NOT CONCEITED!!!!! LMAO!!! THATS A GOOD ONE!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
S.Duck: SHUT UP!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alex: grr....
Cashier guy: Alex.
Alex: Cashier guy.
Cashier guy: I do have a name.
Alex: Even if I cared, I don't want to hear it.
Cashier guy: Well, I'll tell you anyway.
Alex: If it will get you to shut the hell up.
Cashier guy: My name is.......TOM!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Alex:.....
Tom: FEAR MY AWESOME NAME!!!
Alex: May I asked you a question?
Tom: Yes puny mortal?
Alex: Are you gay?
Tom: WHAT?!?!?!
Alex: Just asking.
Tom: DO YOU WANNA BE FIRED?
Alex: Yes.
Tom:....oh. Well, Your NOT fired. Nyah.
Alex: So?
Tom: DAMMIT STOP ABSORBING MY INSULTS!!
Alex: Nyah.
Tom: Hey. Don't make me sick the clown on you.
Narator: Alex looked over and saw Ronald Mc'donald on a chain, growling and drooling all over himself.
Alex: O_O....
Tom: Yeah...its not a pretty site is it. He got fed up with all the happieness and smiles, he went psycho. We lost good men and women that day.
Alex: Holy.....crap.
Tom: Ok, heres how to work the cashier.
Narator: Tom explained how to use the cashier. I showed Alex how to open it, make change, the works.
Tom: Now, you run the cashier while I go take a nap.
Alex: Wait! I gotta go to the bathroom.
Tom: Hold it till my shift.
Alex: Whens that?
Tom: 5 hours from now.
Alex: O.O.....................................
Narator: So, Alex worked at the cashier for 5 hours. He dealt with angry bikers, snot nosed teens, and that old lady from the first chapter came in and fainted at the site of him there.
Finaly...
Tom: alright, my shift. You got a 20 minute break, then you got dishes.
Alex: YES!!!!!!
Narator: Alex ran straight into the bathroom, and just started going.
Alex: Best.......wiz.......EVER!
Narator: After his wiz, Alex walked out of the bathroom, and right into Tom.
Tom: One of our cashiers couldn't make it. You'll have to fill in.
Alex: WHAT?!?!?!
Tom: You want money?
Alex: grr....
Narator: So, Alex worked the second cashier...after a few hours....
Alex: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! Its....its..........THE DUCK!!
Narator: Thats right. The duck from the first chapter was back. And he looked pissed.
Alex: Back for more, eh duck?
Duck: Quack quack quack (you beat me last time, but this time, THE FRIES WILL BE MINE!!!)
Alex: We'll see about that duck!
Narator: And Alex drew his sword.
Tom: WHAT THE HELL? Alex, are you about to fight that duck?
Alex: Yes. He wants the fries.
Tom:.......MORON FIGHT!!!!
Narator: Everyone inside, and around that Mc Donalds gathered round.
Alex: You shall not defeat me duck.
-Will Alex be able to stop the duck from stealing all the fries? When will we see Mist and Shade again? And will Rocky and Bullwinkle be able to survive this adventure? Find out next time on
DUCK!
or
To Quack, or not to quack.
