Wow you actually came back for more ^_^ here we go!

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~as we re-join everyone the setup is as follows: the room looks like a salon. Ken and Aya are tied to chairs and have lots of makeup on. Schu is now also tied to a chair. Yohji and Farfie are looking on as FK and Omi prepare more "fun"~

FK: MWAHAHAHAHAHA *lightning & thunder*

Omi: bwhah- hehehehe

FK: nonono! it needs to be scarier- no giggling allowed. now try again.

Omi: BWAHAHA! *the lights flicker- a little*

FK: much better! you are learning grasshopper ^-^ now i will teach you one of the best torture devices for an adult male- expose them to female beauty treatments!! *more lighting & thunder*

Omi: *raises hand* but why is it so torturous? i enjoy a good facial scrub ^^

FK: that's because you were taught how to correctly take care of and groom your self. and you realize how much girls put themselves through to look good.

Omi: oh. ok ^-^

FK: now Schuschu it is your turn. *rubs hands together*

Schu: 0.0;

Yohji: FK, can i release Aya and Kenken? it's lonely watching you guys by myself.

FK: *walks over to Yohji and pinches his cheeks* of course you can. you are so cute!

Yohji: -_- what did i tell you about the 'cute'?

FK: learn to live with it *menacing glare* i think you are ^-^

Ken: *having just been released* wow- the mood changes o.0

FK: get used to them baby- i had to ^-^

Omi: *starting to whine* can we do this now?

FK: *snickers* did anyone else notice that when he does that his butt kinda sticks up and wiggles?

Ken: *muffled odd sounds of him trying not to laugh*

Yohji: hehe- very 'cute' Chibi.

Omi: *kawaii deathglare*

Aya: *now also trying not to laugh*

FK: moving on now! *spins Schu around in the chair he is tied to.*

Omi: the mask is almost ready!

FK: ok, first we have to wash his face though. *removes his bandana and sunglasses, then ties his hair back and puts a black plastic headband on.* hehe i can feel an 80's theme coming on here ^-^

Omi: here is the facial cleanser. *holds out jar*

FK: *reads jar* nope, wrong one. that's the one for Farfie. for Schuschu i need the 'deep cleaning, exfoliating' one.

Omi: oh, ok. ^^

FK: are you going to be washing Farfie?

Omi: umm *whispering* he scares me. can i help you with Schu?

FK: of course darling. *pinches his cheek as he brings her the correct bottle. Schu's chair suddenly flops backwards and his head is now resting in the basin on a sink. (think hair salon)*

Omi: here is a damp wash cloth ^^

FK: *pinching again* you are so helpful. ^-^ here we go Schu! *Schu's eyes are now taking up about half his face as he frantically tries to escape the evil woman* Omi why don't you finish rubbing it around while i go wash Farfie?

Omi: OK ^^ *high pitched squealing can be heard as Omi scrubs Schu's face* wow i would hate to hear that if he could open his mouth ^^

Farf: scrubbing hurts god! YIYIYI!

FK: ok Farfie, it's your turn to hurt god now. hehe

Farf:*jumps into the chair and pushes the back down like Schu's*

FK: you know, i know he's eager and all, but that's kinda scary. *starts to use the special 'dead skin burning' wash*

Farf: yeehaw! god cries!

FK: 0.o this country moment was brought to you by...

Yohji: *is lounging on a couch with Ken draped over his lap.* hehe. on with the 'mask'!!

Aya: *is sitting as far away from Yohji and Ken as he can get. sneering* you are sick!

Yohji: aww Aya, if you wanted to join us all you had to do was ask. *makes kissy face*

Aya: grrrrrrrr

FK: ok Omi, time to rinse it off! *rinses off Farf*

Farf: *sits up to watch as soon as his face is dry*

FK: *eyes gleam wickedly* and now Schu the 'acid facial peel'! BWAHAHA!! *spreads it around his face and sets the timer* anything to say for your self?

Schu: AAAHHHHH!! it burns, it burns!!!!!!!

Farf: YIYIYIYIYIYI!!! *bounces up and down on his chair*

FK: yea, yea it's your turn now. *shakes head* it's just not as fun when he enjoys it too. *Schu is still screaming like a girl* but then again, it's just fun ^-^

Farf: *still bouncing on his chair*

FK: here 'ya go babe, knock yourself out.

Farf: ok! *starts hitting his head on the sink*

FK: not literally! Sheesh- just use the mask stuff.

Farf: *pouts* ok. *puts the mask on. Waits about thirty seconds* YIYIYIYIYIYI!!

FK: he's so easily amused ^-^ ok Schuschu time to take yours off now. *rips the mask off of his face*

Schu: *mouth is wide open, but no sounds are coming out*

Omi: o.0 wow- it hurts so much he can't yell. That's pretty bad.

FK: ok enough with the facial stuff. Schu I'll let you go, but only if you promise to not hurt Farf and take his mask off in two minutes. Promise?

Schu: *hopeful eyes* I can go?

FK: promise not to hurt Farf and to take the mask off?

Schu: yes!!! *disappears in a poof of smoke along with a still yelling Farf*

Yohji: well that was entertaining. On with the making out! *grabs Ken and throws him down on the couch and proceeds to mack*

Aya: *squeals like a little girl* ecchi!!!

FK: methinks he doth protest too much ^-^

Omi: yep! I agree ^^

FK: sick 'em Omi!

Omi: *starts chasing Aya around the room*

FK: o.o there's something you don't see everyday ^-^ *sits on the _small_ part of the couch Yohji and Ken are not occupying. Starts eating popcorn* well now this is entertaining.

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o.0 well that's another chapter done. I honestly don't know where this stuff comes from ^-^

anyways- a HUGE thanks to Gemmei who actually reviewed this fic. THANKYOU!!!! And of course to Misura, who is very nice and reviews all of my fics ^-^

and now a rant: raise your hand if you are sick of this freaking 'site overload' crap!!! GRRRRR it's really starting to piss me off!!! *kicks ffnet* grrr *deep breath* ok i'm ok now ^-^

see you next time!!!! Please review?!? ^__~