The Alex Chronicles
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Golden Sun or Mcdonalds.
-S.Duck
-Alex vs Bureaucracy part 3-
S.Duck: Well, people are glad to see the duck back. Trust me. He'll be back a lot. Oh, but this time....well.....nothin is really gonna happen between them.
Ivanfantic: I don't like the duck. He wants to steal the fries.
Kyle: I like ducks.
S.Duck: Me too.
Ivanfanatic: No you don't. You just told me the other day that you hate ducks.
S.Duck: Would I have Duck in my name if I hated them?
Ivanfanatic: Yes. You also told me Duck was in your last name.
S.Duck: Umm...
Ivanfanatic: In fact, you even told me you got your last name because your ancestors had a farm with no ducks, and people named your ancestors the Duck-MURFF!
S.Duck: *is holding M-9 tranq* ok....moving on.
Kyle: Remind me never to get on your bad side.
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Alex: Come and get me duck!
Narator: Alex ran near the duck. But, he tripped on a crack in the floor and passed out. The duck ran in th kitchen and stole all the fries...or at least he would of.
BANG!!!
Tom: Take that duck.
Narator: Tom had hit the duck on the back of the head with a frying pan. He stuffed the duck in a sack, and threw it into the conviently placed river behind the Mc Donalds. But, since he was a pacifist, he made sure the duck could get out. Just then Alex woke up.
Alex: What happened?
Tom: you tripped on that crack, you uncoordinated basterd.
Alex: Wha? What happened to the duck?
Tom: He tried to steal the fries, but I hit him in the head with this frying pan.
Alex: Where'd you get a frying pan? This is Mc Donalds.
Tom: umm.........
Narator: Tom hit Alex with the frying pan.
Tom: NO PLOTHOLES!!!
Narator: After Alex woke from that, he went back and worked at the cashier. then, Britney Spears came in.
Tom: HOLY CRAP! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
Alex: Hey Brit.
Britney: Hi Alex.
Narator: Tom pulled Alex down under the counter.
Tom: How do you. Why do you. Why does Britney Spears know your name?
Alex: We used to date.
Tom: YOU DATED BRITNEY SPEARS???
Alex: Yeah?
Tom: grr.....YOU ARE NOW MY RIVAL!!!
Alex: What? It was no big deal. It actually turned out the whole thing was fixed by my roommate.
Britney: It's true.
Tom: AHH! SHE HEARD ME!!!
Britney: Um....is there a problem?
Tom: Um...no. Could I take your order?
Britney: I'll take a Bigmac.
Tom: Um.....anything else?
Britney: No thanks.
Back up dancer: Hey! What about all of us?
Britney: Aww, their so cute when their stupid.
Back up dancers: grr...
Narator: The staff made the Bigmac.
Tom: Um....tits - I MEAN IT's on the house.
Britney: Aww....your so sweet. Alex, your friend here is really nice.
Alex: He's not my friend.
Britney: Oh. Well, I need to get to a concert. Bye Alex.
Alex: bye Britney.
???: WAIT BRITNEY!!!!!
Britney/Alex/Tom: WHA?
-Who is this mystery person? Find out next time.
Which happens to be now.
Justin: BRITNEY!!!
Britney: Justin Timberlake?
Justin: Britney. I was a fool. Please take me back.
Britney: It's over Justin. Your not a part of my life anymore.
Justin: The only way I'd leave you is if you got another boyfriend.
Narator: Britney looked around.
Britney: Slob, no. Fat person, no. Pathetic loser, no.
Tom: HEY!!!
Narator: Britney looked at Alex and smirked.
Britney: I do have a boyfriend. He's standing right there.
Alex: Wha? Waitaminute!
Justin: I thought you said boyfriend. That looks like a woman.
Alex: I'M A GUY YOU LOSER!!!
Narator: Alex grabbed Britney's arm.
Alex: Come on Britney, let go to your concert.
Britney: K.
Justin: WAIT! BRITNEY!
Britney: Go sing something.
Tom: HEY!! Alex, your not on break! Come back or your fired.
Alex: Fine by me. I never wanted this stupid job.
Narator: Alex and Britney got into Britney's Limo and drove away. Outside, Justin and Tom waves there hands angerly.
Justin: I'll GET YOU BLUE HAIRED GIRLYMAN!!!
Tom: His ass is mine, singerboy.
Justin: Why are we fighting, when we can be conspirering against them.
Tom: Yes........we shall get him.
Justin/Tom: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
-Will Alex survive Justin and Tom's devious attack? Find out next time, on The Alex Chronicles: Alex vs The losers-
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Golden Sun or Mcdonalds.
-S.Duck
-Alex vs Bureaucracy part 3-
S.Duck: Well, people are glad to see the duck back. Trust me. He'll be back a lot. Oh, but this time....well.....nothin is really gonna happen between them.
Ivanfantic: I don't like the duck. He wants to steal the fries.
Kyle: I like ducks.
S.Duck: Me too.
Ivanfanatic: No you don't. You just told me the other day that you hate ducks.
S.Duck: Would I have Duck in my name if I hated them?
Ivanfanatic: Yes. You also told me Duck was in your last name.
S.Duck: Umm...
Ivanfanatic: In fact, you even told me you got your last name because your ancestors had a farm with no ducks, and people named your ancestors the Duck-MURFF!
S.Duck: *is holding M-9 tranq* ok....moving on.
Kyle: Remind me never to get on your bad side.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alex: Come and get me duck!
Narator: Alex ran near the duck. But, he tripped on a crack in the floor and passed out. The duck ran in th kitchen and stole all the fries...or at least he would of.
BANG!!!
Tom: Take that duck.
Narator: Tom had hit the duck on the back of the head with a frying pan. He stuffed the duck in a sack, and threw it into the conviently placed river behind the Mc Donalds. But, since he was a pacifist, he made sure the duck could get out. Just then Alex woke up.
Alex: What happened?
Tom: you tripped on that crack, you uncoordinated basterd.
Alex: Wha? What happened to the duck?
Tom: He tried to steal the fries, but I hit him in the head with this frying pan.
Alex: Where'd you get a frying pan? This is Mc Donalds.
Tom: umm.........
Narator: Tom hit Alex with the frying pan.
Tom: NO PLOTHOLES!!!
Narator: After Alex woke from that, he went back and worked at the cashier. then, Britney Spears came in.
Tom: HOLY CRAP! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
Alex: Hey Brit.
Britney: Hi Alex.
Narator: Tom pulled Alex down under the counter.
Tom: How do you. Why do you. Why does Britney Spears know your name?
Alex: We used to date.
Tom: YOU DATED BRITNEY SPEARS???
Alex: Yeah?
Tom: grr.....YOU ARE NOW MY RIVAL!!!
Alex: What? It was no big deal. It actually turned out the whole thing was fixed by my roommate.
Britney: It's true.
Tom: AHH! SHE HEARD ME!!!
Britney: Um....is there a problem?
Tom: Um...no. Could I take your order?
Britney: I'll take a Bigmac.
Tom: Um.....anything else?
Britney: No thanks.
Back up dancer: Hey! What about all of us?
Britney: Aww, their so cute when their stupid.
Back up dancers: grr...
Narator: The staff made the Bigmac.
Tom: Um....tits - I MEAN IT's on the house.
Britney: Aww....your so sweet. Alex, your friend here is really nice.
Alex: He's not my friend.
Britney: Oh. Well, I need to get to a concert. Bye Alex.
Alex: bye Britney.
???: WAIT BRITNEY!!!!!
Britney/Alex/Tom: WHA?
-Who is this mystery person? Find out next time.
Which happens to be now.
Justin: BRITNEY!!!
Britney: Justin Timberlake?
Justin: Britney. I was a fool. Please take me back.
Britney: It's over Justin. Your not a part of my life anymore.
Justin: The only way I'd leave you is if you got another boyfriend.
Narator: Britney looked around.
Britney: Slob, no. Fat person, no. Pathetic loser, no.
Tom: HEY!!!
Narator: Britney looked at Alex and smirked.
Britney: I do have a boyfriend. He's standing right there.
Alex: Wha? Waitaminute!
Justin: I thought you said boyfriend. That looks like a woman.
Alex: I'M A GUY YOU LOSER!!!
Narator: Alex grabbed Britney's arm.
Alex: Come on Britney, let go to your concert.
Britney: K.
Justin: WAIT! BRITNEY!
Britney: Go sing something.
Tom: HEY!! Alex, your not on break! Come back or your fired.
Alex: Fine by me. I never wanted this stupid job.
Narator: Alex and Britney got into Britney's Limo and drove away. Outside, Justin and Tom waves there hands angerly.
Justin: I'll GET YOU BLUE HAIRED GIRLYMAN!!!
Tom: His ass is mine, singerboy.
Justin: Why are we fighting, when we can be conspirering against them.
Tom: Yes........we shall get him.
Justin/Tom: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
-Will Alex survive Justin and Tom's devious attack? Find out next time, on The Alex Chronicles: Alex vs The losers-
