The Alex Chronicles

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-S.Duck

-Alex vs Bureaucracy part 3-

S.Duck: Well, people are glad to see the duck back. Trust me. He'll be back a lot. Oh, but this time....well.....nothin is really gonna happen between them.

Ivanfantic: I don't like the duck. He wants to steal the fries.

Kyle: I like ducks.

S.Duck: Me too.

Ivanfanatic: No you don't. You just told me the other day that you hate ducks.

S.Duck: Would I have Duck in my name if I hated them?

Ivanfanatic: Yes. You also told me Duck was in your last name.

S.Duck: Umm...

Ivanfanatic: In fact, you even told me you got your last name because your ancestors had a farm with no ducks, and people named your ancestors the Duck-MURFF!

S.Duck: *is holding M-9 tranq* ok....moving on.

Kyle: Remind me never to get on your bad side.

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Alex: Come and get me duck!

Narator: Alex ran near the duck. But, he tripped on a crack in the floor and passed out. The duck ran in th kitchen and stole all the fries...or at least he would of.

BANG!!!

Tom: Take that duck.

Narator: Tom had hit the duck on the back of the head with a frying pan. He stuffed the duck in a sack, and threw it into the conviently placed river behind the Mc Donalds. But, since he was a pacifist, he made sure the duck could get out. Just then Alex woke up.

Alex: What happened?

Tom: you tripped on that crack, you uncoordinated basterd.

Alex: Wha? What happened to the duck?

Tom: He tried to steal the fries, but I hit him in the head with this frying pan.

Alex: Where'd you get a frying pan? This is Mc Donalds.

Tom: umm.........

Narator: Tom hit Alex with the frying pan.

Tom: NO PLOTHOLES!!!

Narator: After Alex woke from that, he went back and worked at the cashier. then, Britney Spears came in.

Tom: HOLY CRAP! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

Alex: Hey Brit.

Britney: Hi Alex.

Narator: Tom pulled Alex down under the counter.

Tom: How do you. Why do you. Why does Britney Spears know your name?

Alex: We used to date.

Tom: YOU DATED BRITNEY SPEARS???

Alex: Yeah?

Tom: grr.....YOU ARE NOW MY RIVAL!!!

Alex: What? It was no big deal. It actually turned out the whole thing was fixed by my roommate.

Britney: It's true.

Tom: AHH! SHE HEARD ME!!!

Britney: Um....is there a problem?

Tom: Um...no. Could I take your order?

Britney: I'll take a Bigmac.

Tom: Um.....anything else?

Britney: No thanks.

Back up dancer: Hey! What about all of us?

Britney: Aww, their so cute when their stupid.

Back up dancers: grr...

Narator: The staff made the Bigmac.

Tom: Um....tits - I MEAN IT's on the house.

Britney: Aww....your so sweet. Alex, your friend here is really nice.

Alex: He's not my friend.

Britney: Oh. Well, I need to get to a concert. Bye Alex.

Alex: bye Britney.

???: WAIT BRITNEY!!!!!

Britney/Alex/Tom: WHA?

-Who is this mystery person? Find out next time.

Which happens to be now.

Justin: BRITNEY!!!

Britney: Justin Timberlake?

Justin: Britney. I was a fool. Please take me back.

Britney: It's over Justin. Your not a part of my life anymore.

Justin: The only way I'd leave you is if you got another boyfriend.

Narator: Britney looked around.

Britney: Slob, no. Fat person, no. Pathetic loser, no.

Tom: HEY!!!

Narator: Britney looked at Alex and smirked.

Britney: I do have a boyfriend. He's standing right there.

Alex: Wha? Waitaminute!

Justin: I thought you said boyfriend. That looks like a woman.

Alex: I'M A GUY YOU LOSER!!!

Narator: Alex grabbed Britney's arm.

Alex: Come on Britney, let go to your concert.

Britney: K.

Justin: WAIT! BRITNEY!

Britney: Go sing something.

Tom: HEY!! Alex, your not on break! Come back or your fired.

Alex: Fine by me. I never wanted this stupid job.

Narator: Alex and Britney got into Britney's Limo and drove away. Outside, Justin and Tom waves there hands angerly.

Justin: I'll GET YOU BLUE HAIRED GIRLYMAN!!!

Tom: His ass is mine, singerboy.

Justin: Why are we fighting, when we can be conspirering against them.

Tom: Yes........we shall get him.

Justin/Tom: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

-Will Alex survive Justin and Tom's devious attack? Find out next time, on The Alex Chronicles: Alex vs The losers-