a/n- BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! fear a new chapter! do it!! fear me!!! BWAHAHA*coughchokewheese* ok just enjoy it?? ^^;

Disclaimer- i only own the Silver Star Wand of Ebbilness

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FK: Yoooh~jiiii!!!

Ken: *winces* that was scary.

FK: Ken!! *glomps*

Ken: o.0 erk

Omi: FK!!

FK: Omi!! *glomps*

Omi: ^____^

Yohji: *comes stumbling out from -somewhere- looking rather rumpled and tired* yea babe?

FK: Yohji!! *massive glomp*

Yohji: -_- it is too damn early for this

FK: 0.o it's 11:30...

Yohji: exactly.

FK: hey if I have to be up then you do too *glare*

Yohji: ok, ok. So what did your highness want?

FK: I wanted to tell you that I went to a club Friday night ^^

Yohji: *odd parental squeak* oh my little FK is growing up *hugs*

FK: o.0 I'm older than you...

Yohji: *snaps fingers and a couch appears* now you must tell me everything *pats the seat next to him*

FK: 0.0 when did you gain authoress powers????

Yohji: hey, when you got it- you got it. *shrugs*

FK: *mutters. then sits on Yohji's lap* well we were supposed to go salsa dancing but it got cancelled ;.;

Omi: *takes seat next to Yohji & FK* aww poor FK.

FK: and then we- being the four of us in the car and the girl on the phone.. don't ask- spent almost two hours arguing about where to go

Yohji: get on to the good part

FK: *whacks Yohji*

Yohji: o.o oww

FK: ha! So then we decided to go to old town and I'll skip a whole bunch of crap.

Yohji: good- now the club?

FK: we went to Q's. and I actually danced ^^ and by the end of the night I didn't suck anymore ^______^

Yohji: great. So when are we going with you?

Omi: *whacks Yohji* be nice. (to FK) that's great ^__^

Ken: wait- how old are you?

FK: 23

Ken: and this is your first time in a club?!?!

FK: -_- well it's not exactly my scene.. there was this one time at an 18 and over club- but we won't talk about that.

Yohji: so when are we going?!?

FK: you do realize you live in my head?

Yohji: yea?

FK: so technically you were there ^^

Ken: 0.o freaky

Omi: hehe- trip on that ^^

Yohji: *opens mouth*

FK: if you start whining I'll hurt you.

Yohji: *shuts mouth*

Aya: *comes stumbling out of -somewhere- looking like hell*

Ken: whoa- what happened to you?

Aya: i.. don't.. know.. @.@

Yohji & FK: *snicker*

Omi: o.0 *looks at Yohji then at Aya. starts snickering too*

Ken: *whining* why doesn't any...

FK: *slaps hand over his mouth* no whining!!!!! This is a no whining zone

Omi: *opens mouth*

FK: *glares* unless I want to whine. It's my brain I can do what I want ^_~

Ken: but that still doesn't explain why Aya smells like..

Omi & FK: *slap hands over Ken's mouth* shssh!

Yohji: *hentai leer* come on Aya- lets get you cleaned up.

Aya: *follows in a daze*

FK: hehehehe- now where was that video camera...

Omi: FK!

FK: ^__^ what?

Omi: we already installed permanent cameras- remember?

FK: *hentai grin* oh yea

Ken: is someone going to tell me what's going on and why Aya smells like s..

Omi: shsssh! We are only implying things today. ^_____^

Ken: huh?

FK: *pats Ken's head* it's okay honny, we love you anyway.

Omi: *snickers*

*odd moaning and strange noises can be heard in the background*

Omi: so did you give Yohji authoress powers?

FK: nope ^^ that's the scary thing- he does it all on his own power of charm and sexiness ^_~

Omi: think it'll work?

FK: dunno. Aya has the amazing power to force amnesia at will

Ken: oh! I get it now!

Omi: -_- everyone clap..

Ken: *glare* this is how you decided to get Aya out of the closet *nods emphatically*

Omi: ooh give the boy a prize.

Ken: *sob* why are you being so mean?! *runs off crying*

FK: gods he is so easy. *looks at Omi with eyebrow raised*

Omi: *cringes*

FK: you are hereby dubbed my evil muse! *bops Omi on the head with pretty Silver Star Wand of Ebbilness *

Omi: *glows and suddenly has little devil horns and is holding a small pitchfork* hehehe- oh Keee~eennn! *runs off to find Ken and poke him with the pitchfork while verbally taunting him*

FK: *snif* I love that little guy ^_______^

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aaaahh, i just love Yohji assaulting a very confused Ran ^__^ or on occasion Kenken. gotta love that awesome semeness- well at least i do ^_~

pweatty pwease review?? (it feeds the muses ^__~)