The Alex Chronicles

By- The author formally known as S.Duck (now Blackscarf, and also JD in the fics)

-Alex vs American Idol-

DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything related to Golden Sun, or American Idol. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JD: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Alex: GET BACK HERE!

Garet: I GOT HIS LEGS!

JD: LEMME GO! LEMME GOOOOOO!

Alex: NEVER! Start updating again!

JD: I can't help it...THE FIRE EMBLEM IS CALLING TO ME! It's..MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!

Alex: SNAP OUT OF IT! *smack*

JD:...oh. You did NOT. Just do that.

Garet: I think he did.

JD: I'LL KILL YOU!

Alex: YIPE!

Kyle: T.T...sorry for not updating for about a month folks.JD's been busy..

JD: OH NO YOU DON'T! PUT THAT DOWN! MY GAMEBOY IS NOT MENT TO TOSSED AROUND LIKE THAT! *smash* O.O...fire emblem..NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Alex: Uh oh.

Garet: ...RUN!

JD: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!

Ivanfanatic: Uh...let's get things started huh?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ryan Sycrest: Hello, and welcome to the next American Idol. The competition show's promise this year, as most of our contestants can threaten the judges with magic powers. Ok, lets see our first contestant, his name is Alex...no last name given.

Alex: Hello, I'm Alex, and I'm from another world.

Ryan: Wow, looks like some people are really traveling to get here today.

Randy: Ok, and what are you going to sing for us today?

Alex: I'm going to sing Pinch Me by the Barenaked Ladies.

Paula: Ok, go ahead.

Alex: It's the perfect time of year..somewhere far away from here..I feel fine enough I guess...considering everything's a mess..there's a resteraunt down the street...where hungry people like to eat..I could walk but I'll just drive...It's colder than it looks outside.

Randy: Ok, that's enough. Paula?

Paula: I thought it was good. I love the hair, and you got that evil tone to your voice. I say yes. Randy?

Randy: Yeah, basically everything she said. Yes for me.

Simon: I thought you were terrible. I mean, they must be out of their minds. I've heard better singers, in gay bars.

Randy/Paula/Alex: O.O;..

Simon: ...IT'S AN EXPRESSION!

Randy: Well, welcome to American Idol.

Alex: Thank you.

Ryan: Alright, and that was Alex. Next up, we have a duet between a Mr. Felix and a Mr. Garet.

Randy: And what will you guys be singing?

Garet: If I had a Million Dollars.

Paula: Ok, go ahead.

Garet/Felix: *sing If I had a Million Dollars*

Randy: Ok, well. I thought you were good. I say yes.

Paula: Wonderful. We'd be glad to have you on.

Simon: Terrible. Absolutly- AHHHHH!

Garet: YEAH! YOU LIKE THAT?! HOW ABOUT SOME MORE! FLARE!!!!!!

Simon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.............that sucked..that flare could have been...much better...you sucky bastard..

Ryan: Ok, I think that Simon was a bit..FLAMING there..if ya know what I mean. Anyway, next up is Ivan Hammet.

Ivan: Hello. I'm Iva- EWWWWW!

Randy: What?

Ivan: I just read Simon's mind! DISGUSTING!

Simon: I have no idea what your talking about.

Ivan: Yeah whatever. Just stay away from me...

Simon: Huh?

Ivan: I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING! YOU WANNA MOLEST ME!!!!

Simon: That. Is absurd.

Ivan: Yeah whatever dude.I'm outta here.

Simon: WAIT! Don't ya wanna sing for me- I mean.us?

Ivan: AHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs*

Ryan: Ok, that was Ivan Hammet. Too bad, looks like he didn't win. And another thing. I'm retarded. See you next time folks.