Omg- no I'm not dead!!! o.0;;

disclaimer- I do not own the movie memento or the weiss boys- alas!

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FK: *enters* I have cheese!!! ^____________^

Omi: o.0 um ok..

Ken: ooh! cheese!

FK: *glare* my cheese!!

Ken: *whimpering*

Omi: heheh *pokes Ken with a small pitchfork*

Ken: ooowww!! *sobs* why do you keep doing that!?!

Omi: *opens mouth*

FK: no. you've been mean enough for now. Give the poor thing a break

Omi: *pouts*

Yohji: *saunters in* I need a break from Aya. I can't believe him! He's like the guy from memento- he only remembers things for two minutes

FK: hmm I'll have to work on that

Omi: *evil grin*

FK: no Omi, you may not poke Yohji

Omi: *pouts, sulks*

Yohji: I'm bored

FK: play with Kenken then, he hasn't had any exercise for a while.

Ken: o.0 but..!

Yohji: *hentai leer* hey good lookin' *picks Ken up and walks off*

Ken: o.o;

FK: just go with it!

Omi: where is Aya?

FK: *points to couch*

Aya: @.@ *out cold*

Omi: damn!

FK: so..

Omi: do you realize you keep screwing yourself by sending people off or knocking them out?

FK: -_- it just keeps happening

Omi: so..

FK: so we're going to have a special guest just for KiaSturnGurl!

Omi: guest?

FK: *snaps fingers- Farf appears* Farf!!

Farf: *blinkblink* FK!! *glomp*

Omi: o.o

Farf: evil angel!! *glomps Omi*

Omi: 0.0 erk

FK: aww, he likes you!!

Omi: *mouthing to FK* please get him off

FK: Farf, heel!

Farf: *lets go of Omi and sits next to FK's foot*

FK: ^___^ good boy *pats his head*

Omi:*-* you trained Farf?

FK: of course not. He does it of his own free will

Omi: huh?

Farf: helping FK hurts god ^_^

Omi: *shrug* ok. So what are we going to do?

FK: we could put Brady-poo in a pink tutu and..

Omi: we did that two weeks ago

FK: darn! Well we could shave Takatori and..

Aya: *rolls over on the couch* *mumbles* shi-ne Takatori! x.x

FK: heheh- gotta love his dedication

Omi: he's still on maximum lock up in the insane asylum after last time

FK: dangit!!

Farf: we could shave that pretty red head over there

FK: no- I like his hair ^^

Omi: we could watch Yohji and Ken

FK: then what'll we watch on movie night??

Omi: oh yea...

FK: ^________________________^

Farf: it hurts god!!!!!

Omi: o.0 dare I ask?

FK: lets go poke around in Aya's brain- I need to fix that memory thing anyway

Omi: you can do that?

Farf: YIYIYIYIYIYI!!

FK: yes I can- and no stabbing anything Farf!

Farf: -_- party pooper

FK: *snaps fingers*

Omi: where are we?

FK: in Aya's brain ^-^

Omi:.. it's all gray...

FK: well there's part of the problem right there. memories are associated with color. *snaps fingers- everything is now tie-dyed*

Farf: -that- hurt god ^^

Omi: heheh- Aya is now rainbow colored ^_~

FK: hehe! Now lets find his inner gayness and let it out ^^

Omi&Farf: yea!

*all head down a long hallway with doors on either side*

Farf: *opens door*

Aya clone: AHHHHHHHHH!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!

Farf: *shuts door*

Omi: o.0 what the heck was that?

FK: I think that was Aya's shyness. Hehe.. moving on *opens door*

(Aya clone)=AC: What the f**k do you want?!

FK: *shuts door*

Farf: heh- his inner crankiness

Omi: yea, he lets him out a lot... can we lock the door?

FK: no. we don't want to change him too much ^^ moving on!

Omi: *opens door*

AC: *in an apron* Oh my god!! You got dirt on the floor! *screaming*

Omi: -_- *shuts door quickly*

FK: heheh- his inner clean freak.. hmmm..

Omi: 0.o what are you thinking?

FK: that we should take a trip to Ken's head some time and try to -find- his inner clean freak.

Omi: now -that- would be scary!

Farf: why is this door so big?

FK: dunno, open it

Farf: *opens door*

AC: *wielding large sword* SHI-NE!!!!!!!!!!!

Farf: *slams door quickly*

FK: well there's Aya's inner killer.. or his revenge- you never know ^^

Omi: this is going to take forever!

FK: *eyes narrow* are you whining?

Omi: 0.0 no!! of course not!

Farf: shhssh! I hear something

*all listen*

FK: it sounds like singing..

Omi: o.0 show tunes?

Farf: *has walked waaay down the hallway* I think I found it!!

*FK & Omi run to catch up*

Omi: oh my...!

FK: hot damn! That is one hot pink door ^_______^ good work Farf!

Farf: *slowly opens door to reveal an Aya clone wearing a white suite with a leopard print scarf around his neck and a pimp daddy hat, singing into a hair brush*

AC: *singing* tomorrow, tomorrow. I love 'ya tomorrow..!!

Farf: now THAT hurts god ^______^

FK: and my ears! Hey!!

AC: *lisping* oh my gosth! *squeals* guests!! *glomps everyone*

Omi: @.@ so... scary... *faints*

FK: hehehe. i found Aya's inner gayness!! ^__________^

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umm don't quote me on the color/memories bit- I'm not positive it's true -_-

does anyone else find Farf saying 'party pooper' hilarious? or do I just amuse myself waaaaaay too much?? ^^;

please review!!! ^_~