The Golden Sun One-Shot Panoply
By: Kadevi-chan, Akiko, Elena, Midnight C, Triad Orion, Village Idiot, Lumino Zero, Vilya, Griffinkhan, Jupiter Girl, heatherthegreatone, Feonyx and Azusasan.
Note: The above are the people who replied 'yes' when I asked 'would you?' Hopefully, they'll all have a contribution to make to this.
This is the Golden Sun Author Project, that it is! (Also called GS One-Shot Panoply—credit to Kadevi for the name!) I asked all the above authors if they thought it was a good idea to have a sort of…compilation fic. Everyone writes a one-shot that can be about anything (though I forgot to say no slash or anything like that in the email, but I'm saying it now!) and I'll post it, in the order they come, as a chapter!
It's like one big ol' ficcy from everyone! Be aware that none of the chapters will most likely have anything to do with one another. To get you started laughing, here's a short scene with Kraden and a duck. (I read this somewhere before, in a different GS fanfic, I just don't remember whose, so if it's yours, thanks for making a little scene in your story that had me laughing until I was in tears!)
Kraden and the DuckKraden was sitting on a rock in the Sea of Time. The other Adepts had dumped him there, afraid to let him into Lemuria a second time. Well, he'd show them! He'd get there even if he had to swim!
That said, he stuck his toe into the water. It was cold! So much for that plan.
He sat on the rock some more until a duck swam by. It was yellow with an orange bill and feet.
Kraden looked at the duck.
The duck looked at Kraden.
Kraden looked at the duck.
The duck looked at Kraden.
This went on for several minutes.
Finally, Kraden opened his mouth and began to speak.
"We're on a quest to unseal Alchemy, you know. Alchemy is the foundation of everything—the four elements, Water, Wind, Fire and Earth, make up everything. Alchemy has amazing powers, such as…"
Kraden spent a minute and three-fifths reciting the powers of Alchemy.
The duck looked at Kraden.
Kraden looked at the duck. It spoke.
"Quack."
Kraden shrugged and continued talking.
"And now I've got to find Isaac and Garet and tell them to stop trying to stop us, you see, because we need to light the lighthouses or else the world will fall apart and I won't get to show the world my compasses!"
Kraden held up what we know as a wristwatch. Only much larger. And about three hours and twenty-two minutes slow.
"North is almost never in the right place, but when it is, the compass works!"
The duck looked at Kraden.
Kraden looked at the duck.
The duck said, "Quack."
It swam away.
THE ENDOk! Like it? it's supposed to be funny, though the version I read was funnier. Alrighty, head on to chapter one and see what you think!!!
