See first chapter for disclaimer.
If this chap offends anybody, sorry! Well, at least it's funny...
Thanks for the cute picks Foxgurl!
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~*~ Still in Ningenkai, just some where else....~*~
"Where are we exactly?" Hiei said, glaring at Kuwabara. "Uh... I thought I knew where we were going..." Yusuke's eyes widened. "You thought? Congratulations! You're a heterosexual! *cough* Um... I mean smart! Let's get you an application to Harvard me boy!" Yusuke shook Kuwabara's hand like mad. "Give me the damn map..." Hiei snatched the map from Kuwabara's hands. "YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!" rang through the state of Montana. "You've been holding the map upside down!!!!" Kurama stepped forth. "We better find some shade. We're in a desert and it's almost noon..." Yusuke and Hiei nodded in agreement. "Nawh..." Kuwabara chuckled. "The sun's not harmful..."
*Six hours later*
Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei were relaxing in an abandoned, conveniently placed Yoko cave. They walked out to find Kuwabara when the temperature was actually tolerable. Kuwabara was sprawled out on a rock, redder than Hiei's teargems. He slightly moved his head, as to not rip any skin. "Help! I'm melted to a rock!" He cried. "I suggest we leave him there so he won't hit on my sister." Hiei smirked.
*After an hour*
Kurama had used a Makai plant as a lubricant to peel lobster-boy off the rock. (Much to Hiei's dismay, he was freed.) Yusuke made a stretcher for Kuwabara. "Yusuke, are you sure you couldn't find anything but cactus leaves for the stretcher?" Kurama questioned, a bit nervous. "He'll be fine! I mean, he's sun burnt anyways..." The three lifted Kuwabara onto the stretcher. He started to scream.
*Dawn*
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei was fed up. He dropped the side and had his katana up to Kuwabara's throat. "If you EVER want to see Yukina AGAIN and NOT be eaten by desert bird, I suggest you SHUT THE @#$% UP!!"
~*~ Callie's house ~*~
Every one spent the night. Becki got the couch, Brittany Sue had the rocking chair. Amber got a cot, Callie got the bed in her room, and, Alex was made to sleep outside in the snow, thanks to Callie...
*Outside*
Puu flew into Callie's door while the rest of the Rekai Tantei's followed. Hiei went to step on the snowy doormat, but, a person gave a muffled cry. It was Alex... "What are you doing out here?" Hiei asked. 'This must be Kuwabaka's double... What a friggin' idiot...' Alex tugged on Hiei's pant leg until he looked down. "Callie locked me out here saying that only I had special privileges..." Alex smiled. "I think I'll like this Callie person." Hiei said, shaking his head slightly.
Thanks for the cute picks Foxgurl!
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~*~ Still in Ningenkai, just some where else....~*~
"Where are we exactly?" Hiei said, glaring at Kuwabara. "Uh... I thought I knew where we were going..." Yusuke's eyes widened. "You thought? Congratulations! You're a heterosexual! *cough* Um... I mean smart! Let's get you an application to Harvard me boy!" Yusuke shook Kuwabara's hand like mad. "Give me the damn map..." Hiei snatched the map from Kuwabara's hands. "YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!" rang through the state of Montana. "You've been holding the map upside down!!!!" Kurama stepped forth. "We better find some shade. We're in a desert and it's almost noon..." Yusuke and Hiei nodded in agreement. "Nawh..." Kuwabara chuckled. "The sun's not harmful..."
*Six hours later*
Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei were relaxing in an abandoned, conveniently placed Yoko cave. They walked out to find Kuwabara when the temperature was actually tolerable. Kuwabara was sprawled out on a rock, redder than Hiei's teargems. He slightly moved his head, as to not rip any skin. "Help! I'm melted to a rock!" He cried. "I suggest we leave him there so he won't hit on my sister." Hiei smirked.
*After an hour*
Kurama had used a Makai plant as a lubricant to peel lobster-boy off the rock. (Much to Hiei's dismay, he was freed.) Yusuke made a stretcher for Kuwabara. "Yusuke, are you sure you couldn't find anything but cactus leaves for the stretcher?" Kurama questioned, a bit nervous. "He'll be fine! I mean, he's sun burnt anyways..." The three lifted Kuwabara onto the stretcher. He started to scream.
*Dawn*
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei was fed up. He dropped the side and had his katana up to Kuwabara's throat. "If you EVER want to see Yukina AGAIN and NOT be eaten by desert bird, I suggest you SHUT THE @#$% UP!!"
~*~ Callie's house ~*~
Every one spent the night. Becki got the couch, Brittany Sue had the rocking chair. Amber got a cot, Callie got the bed in her room, and, Alex was made to sleep outside in the snow, thanks to Callie...
*Outside*
Puu flew into Callie's door while the rest of the Rekai Tantei's followed. Hiei went to step on the snowy doormat, but, a person gave a muffled cry. It was Alex... "What are you doing out here?" Hiei asked. 'This must be Kuwabaka's double... What a friggin' idiot...' Alex tugged on Hiei's pant leg until he looked down. "Callie locked me out here saying that only I had special privileges..." Alex smiled. "I think I'll like this Callie person." Hiei said, shaking his head slightly.
