A few weeks later the morons finally finished the raft. Sora helped to kill Kairi and Riku's parents so they wouldn't have to feel the pain of them leaving. Then they set off for god knows where.

Starting out was a problem. First of all they fought a lot. Sora ended up pushing Riku off the raft, and Riku pulled Sora into the water. After Kairi screamed at them to stop they looked at her and shut up.

Riku-"Look a storm is coming."

Sora-"That's not a storm, that's a...storm. But look, there's land!"

Kairi-"Oh yeah there's something there. It's getting closer every second. There's...way more advanced ships."

Riku-"Yeah and all sorts of loud annoying stuff. Hey there's a guy with a shotgun!"

They had, of course, gotten to Vice City. The guy with the shotgun was Tommy Vercetti, and he was causing his usual mayham. Right now he was trying to kill Diez and steal his mansion. (Please forgive any misspellings, it's been a while since I've played that game.)

The raft crashed on the beach and fell apart.

Sora-"No my pride and joy! It's ruined!"

Kairi-"You lazy bum we did most of the work. You sat back after you bound the pieces of shot wood together. Besides we can just steal one of those fancy boats later if we want to leave."

They had crossed to equivilant to the Bermuda Triangle in Destiny Island times and ended up in Tommy Vercetti's time. The violent 80's. I have no idea What time Kingdom Hearts was supposed to be in, but oh well.

Walking along the beach up to the city, Tommy ran past them. He was shooting at a car that was driving away. Within a few seconds, the car blew up.

Riku-"Pretty lights."

Then a hunk of metal hit him in the head and he decided not to act like a moron anymore. Then Tommy walked up to them.

Tommy-"What the hell are you kids doing here? This is a violent crime scene, not a place for a bunch of 13 year olds."

Sora & Kairi-"I'm 14!"

Riku-"And I'm 15!"

Tommy-"Damn kids calm down. You're still little kids compared to me. See my point?"

Riku-"Not really." (And he said he'd stop being a moron.)

Tommy hit him in the head with his gun.

Tommy-"You're cocky aren't you kid? I can change that. You're meetin' the biker gang!"

Riku-"Sure whatever."

Tommy grabbed Riku's arm and dragged him to a little grungy bar. Sora and Kairi followed. Inside were a bunch of tough looking guys in jackets. But Riku decided to be the idiot that he was and say something stupid.

Riku-"Did you guys just crawl out of a tree? Because it looks like the apes left an impression on you."

Time out for a sec. I love Riku, really I do, but somebody's gotta be the idiot in the story. And it just now occured to me that Sora would be a better choice. Oh well it's a lil late now.

One of the most menacing looking guys walked up to Riku.

Biker Dude-"You picked the wrong man to mess with kid. I oughta put a bullet in you."

Riku started to get nervous.

Riku-"Please sir. I just lost my parents recently and it's left me a bit bitter. Please don't kill me, sir."

The biker dude looked at him through the dark sunglasses.

Biker Dude-"You gotta join our gang if you don't want to be bleedin' out of a gaping wound kid. Otherwise you can meet Shirley."

Riku-"Who's Shirley? Is she hot?"

Biker Dude-"Shirley's my gun you dumbass! Kids these days sure are getting really retarded."

Riku-"Takes one to know one."

Biker Dude-"That's it you're goin' down kid!"

Riku-"I mean uh..."

Tommy-"Serves you right for being a cocky little bastard. Now you see what happens when you deal with tough guys like us."

Riku was being an idiot again.

Riku-"You don't look like you could lift a feather."

Tommy-"That's it kid you're really asking for it!"